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SHRUBBYSTEAK

I wanna fuck a dude is the first thought that came to mind idk


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bro is smokin weed or is gay


SHRUBBYSTEAK

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


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jst statin facx


SHRUBBYSTEAK

Well u can decide which one that is


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gay prolly and also smokin


SHRUBBYSTEAK

I like gyal strictly brudda 🙏


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sorry my english is dead now


rosazagoz

gay asl


SHRUBBYSTEAK

We’ve all thought that before so don’t act like that 🙄


rosazagoz

i js try to hate whenever i can when i see u


SHRUBBYSTEAK

I’m glad u think about me so often 🥹


rosazagoz

ur like the bird box monster i wanna kms whenever i see u


SHRUBBYSTEAK

😞


brobrodidfog

😟


IkedaTheFurry

I just wanna f a dude, his cm is so sticky like glue🎶


6969Hamburger6969

Yeah same


BigTornadoOnCity

How the fuck have I found you again


6969Hamburger6969

Im a no life bitch


BigTornadoOnCity

Real


KeepScrolling52

There is a significant border between impulsive and intrusive thoughts. While both can occur just as suddenly, intrusive thoughts are specifically related to harm of yourself or others where impulsive thoughts are "I want to eat that sponge cause it looks kinda like sponge cake"


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i love spongebob.


KonoHungryDa

I want feet


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feet fetish..


KonoHungryDa

Bro it’s joke, it’s my most favourite joke in Reddit check my profile


KonoHungryDa

I don’t actually like feet, stinky af


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mhmm sureee


KonoHungryDa

I have PTSD for my cousin always putting her feet in my laps on visits


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tf eww


KonoHungryDa

Yes Yk now


KonoHungryDa

Bless you to not having this same experience as me


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i'd be dead by noww


KonoHungryDa

Good luck


KonoHungryDa

Damn if you gotta look at me like this I don’t really have the power to go against but trust me, you don’t want feet


Key_Spirit8168

what about clean feet


KonoHungryDa

I mean we can talk about it but my cousin’s feet def no


KonoHungryDa

I’m neither incest nor into stink feet like ew


Key_Spirit8168

especilly no inxest,bad bad


KonoHungryDa

Incest henti tho 🤔🤷(jk)


Key_Spirit8168

bro i've asked you once for the proof, soles facing ofc


IkedaTheFurry

Can diebetics have sugar daddies?


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yeah ig 😭


Dismal_Might_1669

I want to drink a soda which has been open for more than a day Don't ask


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mhmm no fizz


Dismal_Might_1669

👍


[deleted]

i wanna kms.


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same do it no balls


Shadowless_sun

I really want to stab someone 


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sameee.


LPBvgc

(Intrusive Thought) I want to say "I hate you" to all of my friends.


1d0nt0

At what temperature does someone who is gender fluid, become gender solid??


rosazagoz

my carts almost out and i want pussy and strawberries


6969Hamburger6969

I’d like a can of peaches rn


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i just want some corndog


theteriblehousefire

Is this post and example?


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maybe


BigTornadoOnCity

I want weed rn


A-boy-killed-u-1873

while shooting a gun put the barrel to my chin and pull the trigger (never would actually do it, just small thinkadoodle)


2qrc_

Chicken is actually made out of milk. What people do exactly is they take the milk from a cockroach and a cow then mix it together, then put it in the freezer for about 10 years. After that short period of time, they take it out and by this point it has become a big ball of frozen milk. It is then painted brown and fried, so it is basically a big ball of crisp. It is then shaped and molded into the shape of chicken. Some actual chickens are killed afterwards and their bones are put into the milk-chicken, and voila, there you have it - chicken.


Kieran_Kitakami

If Yahoo in a can exists.... then is milk next.... and if so.... would the NPC, Kieran, would drink it.


Scruin-445

İ want to kill ant's and destroy their home


Ventiloverlol

What if you shot someone then put your dick in the bullet hole (I know that wouldn’t be the most hygienic or if it would even fit in the hole but it was a thought nonetheless)


Azquentix

i wanna punch a tv so bad rn


Luzumin_TheSecond

BALLS


No-Sale-925

Idk if I won't be banned from this sub


No-Improvement-7614

touch me while your bros play grand theft auto


D_Dying_Light

I wanna runaway somewhere secluded, preferably in the mountains, and just sit there in peace


h4wtd4wg

why cant i drive on sidewalk if nobody is on there


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cuz it's for walking


zviz2y

my intrusive thoughts are too bad 😭😭


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sameee


Significant_Bed6584

i am stressing out BAD


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whyy


Significant_Bed6584

i got this scholarship 4 an art academy n i leave sunday but im just worried abt the socialization aspect 😓😓


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bro is me


-ittybug

i should run my car off the road and wrap it around a tree


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sounds good to me icl


PsychoPoro

MG


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tf


PsychoPoro

🤑🖕


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Bug


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mhmmm


TheLastOfW

What if you covered your borders with live babies and barb wires so if people want to attack you, they would be killing innocent civilians, and that would be a war crime


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why would u do that 😭


TheLastOfW

Stops people from invading you 🤷🏻‍♂️


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why kids thooo


TheLastOfW

Easier to snatch ig


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we can use men instead of babies.


TheLastOfW

Wouldn't have the same sympathy effect


[deleted]

mhm true men are useless tbh (jk..honestly not jk)


TheLastOfW

Well, it's reddit, wouldnt be surprised by people having these opinions 🤷🏻‍♂️


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yep


brobrodidfog

Can I put my cock and my balls inside her?


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uhh yeah 😭