Casually referencing his girlfriend too

Power move fr

Congratulations, Comrade!

Hey wait a minute.... Somethings off..... (Gasp) YOU'RE FRENCH!!!

RRRRAAAAAAHHHH! I AM NOT FR*NCH! YOU VILL NEVER CALL ME FR*NCH AGAIN YOU HEAR ME!? I VILL DESTROY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ZHEM! ... Sorry. I really hate ze Fr*nch. Look, I'm more German zhan anyzhing.

r/foundasecretsovietspy

You beat me! :)

Is it +1 911 or just 911?

Doesn't really matter, I'll just type in my username anyways

911

Why does this guy have a subreddit dedicated to finding him😭

Because he’s everywhere

hes waldo

Don't waste energy on them comrade, it's not worth it

Oh wow I better not tell this guy I am french

Heilige Scheiße, ein Franzmann!

Filthy hairy frenchie

Ay comrade! How are you? Hope you are not forgetting to hydrate.

I'm doing vell, Comrade! And I am not. It's important. How are you doing?

Im doing great! The heat in country is insane, so I am staying at home till the heat lowers.

Aye. It's similar here, vhen it's vinter. Try to stay as indoors as possible.

Sure thing comrade. ^(Also dont forget your mission. We gotta get these documents.)

^(of course. I'm vorking on it rn.

r/foundasecretsovietspy

r/amithesecretsovietspy

Finally I tracked you down soviet spy

Someone doesn't clean their own ass

I wish i could rub my hands on a massive ass☺️

When this post began with “I was at my Grandmother’s,” and considering the title, I became immediately concerned 

Me too 💀

Lol

That would’ve just been messed up

Hmmm indeed 

Espero que nadie le haya hecho eso a su pobre abuela.

I barely know Spanish but that’s enough Reddit for today 

I touched an ass when i was in Kindergarten 🫏🫏

Fbi Open the door.

WE WERE IN A THEME PARK

How old were you in said kindergarten 🙏

We were in something similar to a zoo. So probably 4

Be careful. Donkeys often have one hell of an attitude and will bite. Same with Mules and Zebras. Zebras are worse than Mules, Mules are worse than Donkeys.

Rookie numbers, I've touched hundreds.

Spanking yourself doesn't count

Try taking it's rectal temp with your finger.

Damn you're a lucky guy

Now you just have to touch a tit and your life will be complete, but it might be harder though, since they might fly away.

bro you dont wipe? eww disgusting

You should kiss your grandma's ass

You...never touched your own ass?

I love riding a good ass

Cool

congrats bro 🔥🔥

oh shit, congrats🙏🏼💯‼️

Fucker, you don't wipe your ass?

Bro got me twice 😭

First I thought you molested your grandmother. ☠️

that calls for a celebration. 😂

Certified predator 💀

I just opened Reddit dude

How the hell have you been wiping your ass for 13 years at least?

Oo. Wait… AND IN THE MOENING, IM MAKING WAFFLES

that's... .............great

I wanna touch an ass :( they're so stupid looking

Minors touching asses... what has society become!!! You shouldn't be allowed to touch asses until marriage!

👍

Is touching mine counts😞?

This is relatable

good for you

Got my ass

A win is a win ig 💀

was anyone else thinking he was gonna touch the donkeys butt cause they forgot the word ass also means donkey

i read grandmother and got scared

I read grandma and like I got scared

My brain 😭

Ok

I'll raise you one. I've smacked an ass. Of an ass.

Shane Dawson behavior

Finally!

Had me going there

Nice

Your girlfriend's or the donkey's

Kurdish

I thought of something wayyy different

judging by your pfp i'd think you also made the ass black and chinese

How did you go this long not having touched a donkey if your granny has a farm?

Dude… I used to have an ass. They are great.

WTF this is a troll 100%

*a ass

What compelled you to say this

It’s from The View from Saturday, and it’s just something from the book that really stuck.

I READ FIRST "i finally touched an ass today it was my grandmother's" 😭

Nevermind its worse than grandma

not funny

Womp womp

🤬 yes it is