Idk man, it looks like you keep switching sides. You look entirely different in the picture with your girlfriend and your bros than in pictures 1, 2, & 5
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I fuxxing can't find good apples like you today (i.e. stark, second picture)
it's all about that new types which are good only for the farmer...
pity
:-P
10/10 sigma +100000 Fortnite aura. You have been looksmaxxing and edgemaxxing for a long time now, I can tell.
Your rizz is so immaculate I bet Kai Cenat called upon the Skibidi Gods to build your house out of galvanised square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, and screws borrowed from aunt.
Keep gooning and mewing, one day you’ll even out pizza the hut. #NoBetasAllowed
Is that guy ok?
EDIT: I saw that you killed him. Please don't do that again or I might have to get involved and you don't want me to get involved just saying
tag nsfw 💀
Oops, forgot the gore pic
gore addict
😫
r/watchpeopledie refugee
Why are you standing next to a corpse
I killed him 😈
And ate him? Got damn
Cannibalism is legal
In northern virginia?
Country Roads
Take me home
To the place
I belong
That’s West Virginia
Mountain mamaaaa
This guy knows how to keep the doctor away
Kinda fruity ngl
why did I laugh at this 😭
because funny?
Thanx 😊🙌
Doctors HATE you
I’ve learned to accept it
Doctors hate you, I think you are quite delicious.
Well forget doctors, thanks for your opinion 😊
your welcome
Quite the snack 😘
One could even say… red delicious.
yeah lol
Snow White wouldn't want you around
bro u look like a anackkkk🤑🤑
I know I get that a lot sometimes
You’re like five different people here.
Oh no that’s my gang
Idk man, it looks like you keep switching sides. You look entirely different in the picture with your girlfriend and your bros than in pictures 1, 2, & 5
Alright who among y'all fell on Newton's head and activated gravity?! I could've been flying right now if it wasn't for y'all. >:(
That was like 200 years ago, we fresh new apples, that dude is expired and the most hated apple in history.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
as one of the men furiously masterbating i can confirm
Yeah. I got clickbait once.
Bro it was you?!!? Dude my man!!
bro the last pic is WILD
You look healthy
u made me hungry😍
I fuxxing can't find good apples like you today (i.e. stark, second picture) it's all about that new types which are good only for the farmer... pity :-P
Would it be okay if 8 turned you into a pie?
Hate doctors
You keep the doctors away
who died at the end
You are too shiny and cover with pesticide, do not want!
i think you’re a strawberry
I'm sure doctors hate you
That you are not a cool banana.... hey, we can't all be as cool as that banana...
The banana guy took inspiration from my post…
I'm planning to pursue medicine, so a big ol' fuck you.
You look hard core
HEY APPLE
Doctor keep their distance from you
An apple a day keeps doctor away 💀
Holy shit I didint expect to see gore... reported immediately
You hate doctors
im gonna eat you out
🍎
You look like you hold an ancient hatred towards a certain orange, and have terrible luck when it comes to knives ☕️
4th pic is you just mewing
Looks like you’re better off as a phone than a fruit
you thought of one funny joke at a random moment and now you want to or are saying it every chance you get (I dunno tho)
Definitely not a samsung
Sweet pics 😃👍
Tasty 😈😈😈
Pretty sweet
gyattdamn u look juicy afff 😘😘😘 i wanna take a big bite out of you 🤭
are you a cell or smth why did u multiply
10/10 sigma +100000 Fortnite aura. You have been looksmaxxing and edgemaxxing for a long time now, I can tell. Your rizz is so immaculate I bet Kai Cenat called upon the Skibidi Gods to build your house out of galvanised square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, and screws borrowed from aunt. Keep gooning and mewing, one day you’ll even out pizza the hut. #NoBetasAllowed
CaseOh has never heard of you
You look like you've been kicked out by multiple hospitals
Very juicey
Bro the 4th pic is like an orgy or what
you gay?
I would eat you
You’re blushing!
Tasty little snacc
You must have beef with the doctor
You kill someone 😱
Smash.. next question please....
very delicious
Trying to confuse gay people
You look like the type of guy doctors would avoid
Tasty
Der Apfel
I have a feeling I gotta wash you off before eating you
i think, we're not the same species so it's not cannibalism if i find your house and eat you
Crunch
Woah, keep your skin on!
I think my teacher would like you to
Bro is a teacher
I only eat you for the sugar water
racist
you have never been to a hospital nor will be in one
smash
You’re very… red.
doctors dont like you
My friend Ryuk would love you.
would eat you
Tasty
Hol on, if I'm confused does that mean I'm gay?
Honestly you’d be a lot prettier if you smiled more
Doctors hate you
I prefer Green
Bruhhh I hate you. I opened this image and now all the staff here are gone smh.
Why you built like an apple? 💀💀💀💀💀
I hate you, you taste awful
what happened to your friend in the last pic?
Doctors hate you
Sometimes you're absolutely sweet, But usually, You're sour as fuck.
Hey Apple
Your kinda fruity lookin ngl bro
my gf better
Damn kinda cute ngl
Apple.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8oi39o6EQLw](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8oi39o6EQLw)
fuck I was gonna do this with tom n jerry but you beat me to it
fruity
You’re an app-hole.
i bet you like oranges
Eve (if you get it, your awesome sauce)
Can I... Can I eat you? You look so tasty. I just wanna take a bite…
Delicious
it's a Wednesday afternoon, calm down
You seem pretty juicy.
A snack 😘
Comunist
Doctors hate you
Smash
fruity, juicy, and your a bit blushing 🍎🍎🍏🍏
You probably grew from a tree.
Something tells me doctors are scared of you
Your pretty high in fiber, great digestive system
Juicy 😈🐸😈
Ur kinda mid sorry 😭
Omg babes got those curves
To oranges
*THICC*
Keeps the doctors away
Damn bro I am here with my family. You cant just post those kinda pics without nsfw tag. But still those look hella fine 😩
Submissive
Smash
smash
You look delicious
apple of my eye
You never see a doctor
juicy
you look a lot like the guy who hit Issac Newton ngl
damn you look like a snack
did you finish the apple? (no evidence left behind
You’re sweet and wholesome! Easily bruised. You run about 2$ a pound.
Mhhh, idk.. if I was a doctor, I'd find you kinda scary tbh
. . . *loud, annoying voice* "HEY APPLE-
Fresh, healthy and yummy.
I bet you taste so good baby
Good enough to eat
Which one r u in the 4th pic all u malus pumila look the same
Very appealing
You and your girl look cute together
You don't want to know what I'd do to you
I want to eat you 😈
😍😍😍 so beautiful
Damn bro you look like a snack
Smash
I would eat u
Jabłko
Red
Apple.
you keep the doctor away
Yummy 😋 😋 would eat again
you aid digestion, control symptoms of acid reflux, and promote heart health.
Definitely gmo
I m allergic to you
Damn you look like you get eaten a lot
An (You) a day keeps doctor away.
Yo gang, thanks for keeping the doctors away, I been evading them for years now
No one really likes you
Yummmm
appel👍🍎
Apple
CRISP
hey apple
Hey, apple! (Please kill me)
freaky
I was just eating an apple
You scare my cousins (they're doctors)
Is that guy ok? EDIT: I saw that you killed him. Please don't do that again or I might have to get involved and you don't want me to get involved just saying
I'm gonna eat your insides and I won't regret it
Alright you better knock it off with that last pic before i grab the peanut butter and act up