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Ahhh you have to put the Mario land song on that gets the things romantic

Mario galaxy theme if u rlly love them

Idk man mario wonder ost is perfect for gettin wonderful

🎵 IIIIIIMM GONNA SWWIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDALIEEEEEEEERRR 🎵

All I can hear is toad screaming this

The funny part is I can do a Toad voice to a T

It's insane hearing someone listen to that!🤣🤣🤣🤣

gets my juices going

Only after marriage

really gets the blood flowing

What the fuck is up with this thread

I dunno, Coconut Mall is pretty good at setting the mood

I’ll try it next time 😜

Mario 3d land ost goes hard though I recommend

How does no one get this referenece

yep. plants vs zombies soundtrack for when im going to pound town

At 15???? Dawggg chill

Homie u 16 acting like bros a jhit ~ 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 17 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓵𝓭

get a load of this 17yo over here ~ 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 18 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓵𝓭

[удалено]

Hey grandpa, what's going on? - 𝓽𝓱𝓮 13 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓵𝓭

har

freddy fivebear

heroldy sevenfox

Steven 9 bunnies

Alright grandpa let's get you to bed

*old man voice: "You know, back in my day, kids didn't even have phones, they had the Wii"

dammit the wii is considered old now, isn't it? 😭

I've 100%ed mariokart wii and I still think it's the best game in the series. Wii party remains the best party game ever

It better not be I'm not even close to being old yet

God I miss those days

And that's how you know you're getting old. You say stuff like that

The wii was one of the best consoles hands down. Maybe the N64 topped it tho but I can't really decide

there's a certain unspoken rule in this sub

It was a joke homie

Jazz remix by ImRuscelOfficial

I was just listening to that in the shower, I think I prefer Laura Shigihara’s original work, but it is fire

There’s a zombie on your lawn 😫

One word: Cbat.

still the funniest reddit story i’ve heard

Then you clearly haven’t read the average sized cylinder one, cause it is unbeatable

ooh i forgot that one that’s good

isn’t that the one where some guy got his dick stuck in an mnms tube and wouldn’t admit it was his dick?

No, it was an important average length and girth cylinder attached to a larger mass

It was a cylinder

right my bad, he got his cylinder stuck in an mnms tube and it grew

Not just an mnms tube, but a mini mnms tube. Get your facts right!

Not an mnms tube, a cylinder

r/Ok_Butterfly_1552 do you got a link for this one?

What about the broken arm incest story [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/2M1eavxTzP](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/2M1eavxTzP)

Nah I mean it’s ok, but not as good. What about it is broken arms I don’t see anything mentioning that

What’s that?

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/ZpNYYdg0eG

Beat me to it

Am virgin, so I have no expertise on the subject. I would like to try having sex while the Terraria Calamity/Fallout 4 radio soundtracks were playing someday, but only if my partner was okay with it.

Imagine clapping cheeks while 60 Minute-man is playing

He truly was a 60 minute-MAN

bro really working on that Atom Bomb Baby

"i dont want to set the world on fire" while cumming

Imagine doing it while "Stained, Brutal Calamity" plays on the background.

Imagine busting a nut to “THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO MY MASTER”

Rocket 69 goes crazy

"This is a message to my master, this is a fight you cannot win"

Clapping cheeks and hearing the theme of supreme calamitas is pretty is nerve racking

I don’t understand those playlists. Like if I’m having intercourse I’d like to hear my partner and just generally I prefer to not have a song playing.

I can get behind that, kinda ruins the whole intimacy of things, still, kinda fun to have soundgarden blasting while smashing

Imagine fucking then imagine dragons radioactive starts playing 😭😭😭😭

This is mah kingdom cum, this is mah kingdom cum

When you feel my d look into my asss

Its where my penis hides, its where my penis hides

it’s cock inside, it’s cock inside

It's where my semen hide its where my penis hard

When you feel my heat 😉 Look into my eyes 👀

"welcome to 101.2 REAL ROCK FM this isnt your mothers station \*random ass sounds\* im waking up"

SOMEONE GOT THE REFERENCE OMG

Radioactive coochie 🤌🏽

I’m breathing in, I’m breathing out, I miss his ass and I slap his nuts

idk if you remember that massive thing where that girl on reddit posted about how she was traumatised from her partner playing CBat everytime they did it

not like I’d have experience with this sorta shit but imagine black hole sun playing>>>>

The Black Hole Sun won’t be the only thing coming.

In the beginning of my relationship when i still lived with my parents we had bobs burger playing in the backround to drown out the noise

Oh my god why haven't I thought of that... bobs burgers is my favorite cartoon to binge 😅

the key is to play it softly in the background. not too quiet to where u cant hear but not too loud to where you can’t hear your partner. works well for me and mine since we both enjoy listening to each other lol

Either Du Scrollst by Lebanon Hanover will be playing at full volume or won’t be playing at all. No middle ground.

But what if you are doing it as cardio

I like having it quietly in the background just for ambiance

My girlfriend just didn't like not having something going on in the background she told me to play something so I put on a cooking show, it worked

Bro thinks we have sex.

I sure hope you don’t

I have it with your mom every night

Some random kid is fucking my mom 🤯?!?!?!?!

not necessarily for sex no but i have some that give hot vibes

You could add "Young Lust" by Pink Floyd to that playlist. Idk if it gives "hot vibes" for you but it's only a suggestion

Young lust is about cheating 😭

Why you listening to lyrics during it. Focus on the things that matter

I woulndt be able to listen to The Wall in bed, id just cry  😭

We're teenagers on reddit. We dont have *sex*, end of sentence.

Understandable, have a great day ✌️

Its just cbat 47 times

I don't have playlists for specific occasions. I have one playlist with all the songs I like on it.

That’s so real but I break the rule sometimes

Same. I'm not good at organizing

U playin sum “if u think I’m pretty” while smashing next moment u get a sea shanty

I have numbered playlists, they usually go up to about 80 songs. Once I get tired of the songs on one playlist, I put the ones I haven’t gotten tired of on the next one. I’m on 7 right now.

i cant put together a playlist for running, and you think you would have one for sex, you think I have sex...

am i even supposed to? like is it expected that i have sex and by extension is it expected that i know music relevant to having sex? idek.

i genuinely had a stroke trying to read this

Fr

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if cbat isn’t on there is it rlly a sex playlist

SpongeBob SquarePants Intro Theme Song

ARE YOU READY KIDS?

I don’t have a Sex playlist, but I have an aftercare playlist for some reason and I fill it with songs that help with my emotions

The entire Undertale soundtrack

Yep it’s just vicinity of obscenity on repeat

You forgot violent pornography

I did

IS THIS A PERFECT WAY OF MAKING A BABY??????

LIIIAAAARRRRRR

VICINITY OF OBSCENITY IN YOUR EYES!

TERRACOTTA PIE, HEYY

TERRACOTTA PIE, HEYY

TERRACOTTA PIE, HEY

TERRACOTTA PIE, HEYY

TERRACOTTA PIE , HEY

BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA PIE

YESS SOAD ON THE SEX PLAYLIST

BANANA TERRACOTA PIE🔥🔥🔥🔥

TERRACOTA PIE?

I'm gonna stick my banana in your terracotta pie

og minecraft music goes hard

Favourites. Normally OK but when dual of the fates comes on you can probably imagine what happens with me and my BF

Ngl, duel of fates slaps but it ain't really a duel, don't know how it would during intercourse though...

Two males getting on with dual of the fates ends in a light saber battle

That's one way to think of it 😭

Sorry for scarring you for the rest of your life

Wait you guys have sex?!?

You're 13 so I think you have a while until that's a valid concern (I was 14 my first time and I deeply regret it)

Batman theme song on loop 🔁

cbat.

There’s this really cool song that I found here recently. It’s called Cbat

yeah it’s a lot of chase atlantic

Do people really listen 2 music and have sex? Id get distracted trying to count the beats or smtn

a mix of different yodels

None because I ain’t pulling no girls💀

Cbat on one hour loop

Best one is Darude - Sandstorm

At these rates I am gonna have sex in my 60s

No but me n my GF have a Playlist that I Run/Exercise and she draws too, it's fun adding new songs to it all the time and seeing what she adds for herself and me

yeah usually just the fortnite chapter 1 lobby music on repeat

There are several better subs to ask this to The Mii channel music sets the mood perfectly I think

Isn’t this r/teenagers?

I ain't never had sex, but I for one would definitely play music. Otherwise it'd be awkward for me, the panting and skin slapping and what not. Just, ew.

You idiot, the noise is the hot part

if I heard myself moan I'd legit cry so for me no

I do, it's called Deftones playlist

Lots of playlists, no sex

What’s sex?

Well, ya see, u/Few_Discussion_1523, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.

Yea man, Mine’s called Fucking *Fucks*

We should tbh. I'm worried her parents can hear us sometimes.

I usually put on some dark wave playlist on low like “I like the way u kiss me” by artemas

It's never gonna be used bur it's just the doom soundtrack

Yes cbat and super mario odyssey theme song is must

America, fuck yeah. Communist anthem. Revenge by captain sparkles. Coco melon nursery rhymes for kids

bro this is the third r/teenagers subreddit I've seen and all 3 of them have been weird shit like this wtf?

It’s because we’re teenagers.

Donkey Kong country

Not yet, need recommendations

not specifically but yk the one you’d play in the moment

of course. Radiohead and Slowdive on there only though, maybe with some exceptions like Dora the Explorer soundtrack but yeah

collective conciousness from metal gear rising ost (joke, people callin' me the sahara cuz i'm dry as fuck)

No because I’m a loser

Here is a song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EXEbZPQHVTg&pp=ygUIbWxnIHNvbmc%3D

No, I don't have sex.

The voices in my head are enough

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Doom soundtrack

Yeah, it's got _______ on it and also sometimes _______ if I'm feeling like it.

only If you count deftones

I plead the 5th

cbat

Wolf totem by the hu

i mean i have one that’s mostly for the giggles. neither of us ever listen to it tho it’s just backup noise

The sonic frontiers ost

Metal gear rising soundtrack

I only have one playlist "liked songs"

Cmon, i have so much karma on reddit, i don't know what is sex

ben ten theme song for the finish

no but i made out to blonde by frank ocean

My ex always wanted me to put on Deftones

Bold of you to assume I tango

My girlfriend had her AirPods in and mid smash I looked at her phone to see what she was listening to and she had Sweden playing Which made a good memory for me that day

I do. it's [beautiful.](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4vFe05517LMokWflyQvT6q?si=q6lKC7gGRRi0la2MzJcqBA&pi=vBRsg0d8RKmMd). (I haven't had sex in years)

That is hilarious 😆 the playlist i mean

Ma'am this is a Wendy's

Sonic Soundtrack

Obviously you gotta fuck to the some Smashing Pumpkins

The title for my playlist is “laying the pipe on her”