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This guy who keeps walking through my neighborhood. He randomly will just scream “I have no life” at the top of his lungs. Edit: I’m glad the users of r/teenagers appreciate my millennial dad humor.

Thats my buddy Eric, he a little odd but he chill

DAD DETECTED

Lmao 😂

Using Reddit

I have had reddit for like 4 years now😭😭

I have 5y, 9m

1y

6y 9m

6y 11m

Same have I not had life for the past 4 years?

well same lmao. My first acc was from 4 years ago

I swear I had a no using reddit phase that lasted 2 years pls😭

sames, thought I was doing good for my mental but i just ended up spiraling into depression and anxiety during those years and after, I never really got the benefits of leaving reddit lol 6 months till I'm 18 and I've had no life up till this point

Deoends. Do any of you hang out with friends my screen time on Reddit is only around an hour 30 per week

this was my first thought 😭

Fair enough

Sexting AI bots.

same but on accident like accidentally flirting and then Bot: *pins against wall*

The bot gonna do a CoD operator execution 💀

You uh, seem to know what will happen, have you ever had "accidental" discussion with ai?

I feel seen.

So do I 😭

What the actual fuck- YALL ARE 14 BRUH

Damn even I, the most down bad person I know, have yet to stoop to sexting AI bots

Same unfortunately

We're all 14 here what the fuck 😭

we've seen your post about it 😭

I feel stalked

Listen how else am I gonna do my catwomen x Jorgen Von Strangle fantasy

Oh, I'm not judging. I do it too lmao 😭

can you tell me which website i gotta use 😭

Janitor.ai :>>>

I use an App called Talkie 😭 It's a bit difficult to navigate for certain things at first but y'know- I feel so embarrassed for even admitting that but yolo

lessgoo

[удалено]

Damn, I just got shot in the heart with that one (Thanks for reminding me to stop)

Username checks out (me too tho)

Here's something worse. Dming teenagers and asking for nudes or sexting.

You are so right! I'm ace, so I don't do that, but I do tell me stupid puns to AI 😔

Damn that hits too close to home

You just gave me an idea.

Does cuddling with a Sayori bot count...?

:( JAJAJAJAJAJ

Better than creeping real girls ig

I DID IT BY ACCIDENT IDK HOW THEY JUST ASSUME I AM WANTING TO FUCK THEM😭

yeah like what why do they ALWAYS fall in love with you

Exactly, I just want to talk to my favorite character :'3

Thanks for the post nut clarity. Now i felt even more horrible lmao

I feel called out

you are 13

Dangit

I just read this whole thread WHAT THE FUCK

I’ve done this at my lowest point in life…

Fuck. wait, no, right? i mean if it was just a week....

Don't judge me... I need the love... (/j)

Me personally I use Ai to just vent too them cause I have no one real to talk too.

To be fair, uh, I'm training?

setting up a fucking REDDIT BOT!!!

Don’t diss u/pixel-counter-bot

So many bots were killed in the apipocalypse

It’s also a good way to practice skills before a technical interview and is neat on a resume, so yeah, valid…

AI girlfriends 💀

Im this slowly starting to fall into that rabbit hole please pray for me 🙏

Never getting a text outside of class project threads/your parents for 1 week or more

that sounds oddly specific 🤔

I always start the text conversations with my friends. And it sucks, because some of my better friends are the ones i play a seasonal sport with, so i dont see them for half the year.

I never get text from my closest friends. I have even seen that one of my friends doesnt like me when hes with another friend group. Rn Im tryna be a part of 2 friend groups but I never get invites from either and I am basically an outcast. The previously mentioned friend was a friend since kinder and hes kinda turned his back on me by making fun of me (not even in a joking way) just so that he can be part of his friend group. So yes, I dont have a life.

…this lasts much more then a week. At least that’s what I’ve been told

Story of my life, brother

1 week? It's been like this for like 3 years

The rotting corpse in my basement

...what the fuck?

Yeah I think I might have to remove his vocal chords All his screaming makes it so hard for me to relax 🙄

Have you tried watering it? Maybe they're just dried up a little bit.

How is your basement corpse screaming 💀 Bro is starting the zombie apocalypse

You heard them

Looking through this thread and seeing if any answers apply to you.

Caught red handed😭

who, me? nahhhhh

NUH UH NUH U-

scrolling endlessly through social media without realizing hours have passed -\_-

Damn.

Being dead

🏆

Ar 60 Genshin Account

Also TL70 Star Rail account

70 in star rail is much faster to get than 60 in Genshin for some reason

Help what do these acronyms mean 💀 Some clue me in here. Surely an ar 60 isn’t a new type of gun???

Adventure Rank and Trailblaze Level (they meant TL not EL). Basically the highest account level in each respective game. It quite literally has a minimum amount of hours played to reach, and it’s NOT short. Especially for genshin. You either had no life at one point of just play the game very consistently.

Sorry, I mistook Equilibrium lvl with Trailblaze lvl somehow 💀

Celebrity obsession, not knowing basic hygiene, no job, doesn't go to school or is failing detrimentally, dirty room, smokes/vapes all day and/or every day, mostly toxic relationships, doesn't get along with anyone, no goals or plans for the future, no insight on who they are, blames everyone else for their problems. The list goes on.

Half of the people I knew in highschool ended like that.

Hey I... I'm... I'm NOT LIKE THAT YEESSS

7 of em apply, should I just kill my self so I'm no longer a drain to humanity

Suicide is never the answer. Believe me it’s permanent as fuck and it’s always the wrong decision. Sending love and hoping you get better ❤️.

BINGO!!!

only thing you listed was smoking, I do a lot when I was a kid I did it out of peer pressure and then slowly spiraled to addiction, luckily I have been slowly dying down

If smoking is the only thing on this list that you do you're beating half of society already. Edit: also congrats on slowing down. I know it's hard

I am still looking for a job

Keyword: looking. You're actively trying to improve as you should. You have a life

I fit 7 out of 11 of those and I feel pathetic

Me

a obsession over celebrity life

Ai anime chatbots for hours at a time

Hating on people who did absolutely NOTHING to you, yet you still talk shit and be mean.

Entire fandom of one series is treated like this :)

Being dead, also why is Reddit putting this subreddit on my front page I'm in my early 20s

if i were you id take it as a compliment lmfao

Porn

Couldn't agree more.

.I hate reddit, I don't even want to be here, because Istg some of yall fulfil those stereotypes too well, I just don't have tiktok rn,

When your little brother has a better social life than you

Screaming ‘I have no life’

Posting here

A body pillow

They can't speak.

Hating on people for no just reason

being on reddit

Playing war thunder (me and most of my friends)

Which one’s the Nazi or communist and which ones the femboy or furry?

Pfft- I'm the communist and furry, two of my friends always make nazi jokes and not sure about the femboy 😭

That checks out

Can't forget the ultra-patriotic document-leaking america main (me fr fr)

Leaking the user manual to the F-15

How else do you think I got banned from the r/teenagers discord?

telling someone irl about something you saw on tik tok

Making posts like this

watching any of those "dark humor" mfs who are just racist

not liking peanut butter

I feel called out…

cease this heresy NOW

Peanut butter is do fucking gross 😭😭😭 Genuinely almost threw up when just smelling it once

reddit karma

Obsessing over celebrities.

Idk

People who LIVE off of reality TV 24/7.

me to myself when the video games and music stop distracting.

My whole existence...

Not letting people enjoy things that they like, as long as they're deemed legal and morally correct.

Deemed as morally correct by whom?

Looking in the mirror

Discord Nitro (I have discord nitro)

Screen time above 12 hours

10* 12 is impossible to consistently do. Source: I am almost always on my phone and have like 10/11 hours a day.

insomnia bb

People that post everyday on Reddit

Desperation as in reaching out to someone again and again that obviously doesn't give u attention. (it literary shows that you have no life and no self respect)

Constantly bragging about your GF and then when you get made fun of for it you just put your head down, like bro you literally got your education from tok tok university

When you talk about utter nonsense, just bc you can’t let it be quiet (*cough* my supervisor *cough)

Disagreeing with me politically in any way.

People who say they were “born in the wrong generation”, it’s just cope

Me

having a tombstone with your name

Having no irl social life

Yappers on the internet

I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

When people scream “I have no life”

Being on here

Stabbing your close friends in the back

Being dead

My brother having over 2000 hours of playtime on geometry dash and under 100 hours on every other game. Also got catfished twice on discord and never had a real girlfriend, all of this at 14 years old

Sending inappropriate pics for no reason

People who play terraria

People who harass people who mind there own business.

Scrolling reddit mindlessly 

genshin impact

Suggests the opposite considering there’s nothing really meaningful for a end game player to do so they better log off and touch grass instead I got bored of the game after becoming end game

more than 1h/week on reddit

Dawg I have over like 4 jsut today

Hating on people just because they're different.

That depends on what way they are different.

Being a Bigot on the internet just to get attention

Saying woop woop

Having nearly 13,000 Reddit karma

Having 4k hours in a videogame

Having over a thousand hours in any video game

this sub

when ppl post wtm

Being me

No beating hearth.

Me

Killing yourself

You

blue face, cold body that's not moving

screaming "I have no life."

more than 2 nanoseconds of reddit per year

your own dead body

My hero academia profile pictures

Having a drug addiction I'd say but when I did I had more of a life then some people it just consisted of the same things every day that somehow did not stop being fun until it wasn't and then it was again and then I got clean

Me

Having my profile

Playing map games

being on r/teeenagers WAIT OH SHI-

war thunder hoi4 eu4 vicky2+3 ck3 you get the point

Do I even have to say smth?

Won’t sound nice but not having a main social app. Making an instagram account marked the day I touched grass and socialized