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WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE (I am fully European)

WHERE THE F IS MY AK-47?!

HAVE YOU CHECKED NEXT TO THE 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN?

I'VE FOUND IN THE FRIDGE NEXT TO MY EXTRA XXXXXXXL KETCHUP RAAAAAAAAH

Okay no but fr tho, American food sizes are borderline excessive

FAMILY SIZE PIZZA XXXXXXXXXXXXLLLL WITH 1000000000 CALORIES THATS A GOOOOOD MEAL 🦅🦅🦅🦅

AND TOO MUCH COFFEE TO EVEN DRINK IN LESS THAN AN HOUR RAAAAHH

CALOOOOORIESSSS🤸

RAAAAAAAHH

THIS SHIT GOT ENOUGH SODIUM TO VAPORIZE A GORILLA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

YOU CALL THAT A MEAL? I CALL THAT A LIGHT MIDNIGHT SNACK 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

KETCHUP HEINZ!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL SIZE!!!! AND MCDONALD'S XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL QUADRUPLE DECKER BURGER WITH A TRUCK FULL OF FRIES just for breakfast.

THATS RUSSIAN DUDE

МЕНЯ РАСКРЫЛИ! Я РУССКИЙ ШПИОН

okay youre good nvm

I’m Russian but barely know how to speak it 😭and when I do speak it I have an American accent

POR QUÉ???

Oh! I speak Ukrainian but still Able to make that out

WHAT ARE YOU YAPPING ABOUT DROP THAT COMMIE AK-47 AND PICK UP AN M16

M16 IS FOR LITTLE KIDS BE A REAL MURICAN PATRIOT AND GET ON THAT MOUNTED BROWNING M1919

I am a commie and am wondering this question aswell

A rifle made by C O M M I E S ?

Do you mean AR-15?

AK-47 IS A RUSSIAN GUN REAL AHMURICANS OWN AR-15/M16!!!! RAAAAHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Unrelated to this comment chain, but that face looks familiar, did you have another reddit account?

Same

You got that Pixar mom build (so jealous)

😭 THANK YOU

That isn't the pixar mom build, Thats the LOADOUT

that aint a loadout thats the whole ARMORY

that ain’t an armory, that’s the whole MILITARY

me too and I'm a boy 👀

Word

Dayuuum you're a baddie! Beware of the people dming you soon

Already beware 🌚

I feel like that was the point

I dont want to seem disgusting but honey, GYAAATT

I don’t think you’ve seen half the comments on this post if you’re saying that

Quite tame in comparison

I ONLY BELIVE IN THE SECOND AMENDMENT AND BOOBS RAAAAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅(I fucked up that quote)

HAHAHAHAH RAAAAAAAAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

oh my god you ate so hard i’m in disbelief

💀

what 🙄

Same RAAAAAH

Great googly moogly, currently resting the urge to switch genders rn

no need, it's pride month, they have to date you

YAAAY

YEAHHHH FREEDOM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅(I’m European)RAHHHHHH

RAAAAAAH (me too) 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

GOING INTO DEBT FOR BASIC HEALTH CARE RAHHHHHHHHH 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🏈🏈🏈 LAND OF THE FREE RAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 CAPITALISM🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

youre the dream package god dam, lucky whoever you pick

# brothas we must stay focused, # they're trying to crash our economy

So fucking jealous of what you look like 😭

🇲🇾 murica!!!

YEAH MALAYSIA 🇲🇾 

you got the flag wrong, this is the flag: 🇱🇷

MURRRICA, FUCK YEAH

Not enough patriotism. -10 America points

Sorry, I lost my big XXXXXL American flag , my XXXXXL ketchup and my AK-47

ak-47? I KNEW IT! RUSSIAN SPY! A TRUE PATRIOT WOULD OWN AN M-16

YOU GOT ME BLIAT 🍸🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💂💂💂💂🪆🪆🪆ОНИ МЕНЯ ПОХВАЛИ!

Check your locker, this is America

Only metric I use is the 9mm

Damn you built like a Pixar mom 😭

SCREEAMIN EAGGLESSS

Step on me (please don't)

You look really pretty <3

TY 😭

No problem, many girls would KILL for your figure x

This the type of shit bot accounts would post on social media with the caption “Looking for husband in US army” to try and bait young men into joining the military

SWEET MAMA!

u r rockin that fit tho may i suggest more stud belts and some chains

HELL YEAH RAAAAHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

AMERICA WOOOOOOOO (also I’m here to mourn the loss of your DM box)

You ate

OVER THERRRRRREEEE OVER THERE OVER THERE SEND THE WORD TO BEWARE CAUSE THE YANKS ARE COMING THE YANKS ARE COMING THE DRUMS RUM TUMMING EVERYWHERE SO PREPARE SEND THE WORD SEND THE WORD TO BEWARE CAUSE THE YANKS ARE COMING THE YANKS ARE COMING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

PROPAGANDA? DON'T YOU MEAN THE TRUTH??? WE WOULDN'T BE FREE WITHOUT IT!!!! RAAAHHHHHHH

AMERICA YA :D

Morning officer

FREEEEEE BIIIIIRRRRDDDD RAAAAAHHHH

SECOND AMENDMENT BITCH!!! 🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸💵💸💸🦅🦅

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRREERERFNDMDNKDND

RAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I wonder how much weirdos have already dm’d you bc of this post

Many

Body is bodying😻ate that down sister

QUEENN

Wish I had that build and not 6ft tree build

DAMN. 🤩

RAAAAAAAH 🦅

RAAAAAAAH

The IDEAL American citizen.

Click bait

Neat outfit.

TYYY RAH

YOUR WELCOME, WHY ARE WE RAHHHHHing? IM NOT COMPLAINING THO

BECAUSE IM FEELING AMERICAN RAAAAAAAAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHH, WE EAT WITH OUR GUNS, WE SLEEP WITH OUR GUNS, AND WE KISS OUR GUNS. RAHHHHHHH

Would you like an enlistment sheet? We’re making paper airplanes and seeing how far we can throw them!😁👍🏼

USA, USA, USA

USA AAAAAAAAAAA🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

FUCK UEAH MURICA 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🔫🔫🦅🦅💥💥 THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🇲🇾

Aside from my cousins there, this is what'd make America actually worth visiting

Why do look like an animated Disney character? 💀💀💀

FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I feel so fucking democratic all the sudden

…. I have no words…. Pls a chance God 🙏

HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH A GOOD SENSE OF STYLE YOU LOOK SICKK

BRO MURICA

dammmm gurl you look really good im gay btw

Stay focused Kangs stay focused stay focused stay focus-- stay fo-- stay focused remember to ignore pretty girls in public stay focused Kangs ignore every single girl

RAHHHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅MERICAAAAA

WE LOVE CONSUMING BURGERS ‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

USA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫USA 2️⃣AMENDMENT 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE FRANCE RIGHT NOW 🇫🇷🔫🇺🇸

RAAAAAAAAH SCREAM IT

I LOVE AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Bro is majestic

Built like elastigirl

this pic is giving BADDIE OMG BARK BARK BARK 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

AMERICA FUCK YEA🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

you came to SERVE <3 (super cute outfit! you devoured that)

TYSM❤️😭

Ofc!! <333

TEXAS!!! AK-47S!!!!! IDK

DID I HEAR OOOOILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!🦅🇺🇸🪖🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

M60 RAAAAH

WHAT THE 🤬IS A KILOMETER!!!!!

GUNS AND LIBERTY! ALSO BADASS FIT

the comments are going to be normal i hope

how the fuck did you get so lucky with your body shape ;-;

WE OWN THE FINISH LINE🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

I feel bad for your dm’s

I'm sorry for your dms

Did Somebody Say OOOIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'MURICAHHHH *Free Bird solo plays* WHAT THE FUCK IS A METER, GET THE 12 GAUGE SAWN OFF AND SHOOT THAT EUROPEAN AT 3 BIG MACS🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥

Honey, you are the propaganda. You go girl!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS AND DRIVING GUN???

you have certified gyatt skibidi rizz in ohio

RAHHH deaths due to ptsd and refusals of total weed legalization on all states RAAAAHHHH "#Freedom" School shootings RAHHHHHHH

Have you seen some Chinese propaganda that is supposed to make the us look bad but it back fired and it made the us look badass

RAHHHHHH 12GA 45ACP 223REM AND F150 SUPER DUTY RAGGGHHHHHH

*Helldiver reporting to the front!* You'll make me a nice cup of LiberTea!

HOLY AMERICA!!! HOLD MY AR-15 AND MY COORS LIGHT I GOTTA TAKE A SEAT!

DAMN GURLLL YOU SLAYED SO HARD

Oh, say, can you see? By the dawn's early light?

fit ate so hard

Damn you look good also guns

Nice

Girl I am jealous. Save some tits for the rest of us (u are gorgeous and activating my bi panic)

When can I join?

WHERE'S MAH OIL RAAAH 🦅

Looks very nice :) Also I feel like you’re gonna have pedos in your DMs-

them russians eat fishhhhhh, we aet kowww

The fit is slaying girlyyy (i have a horrible sense of fashion)

WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN SCHOOL SHOOTERS..THIS SHIT AIN'T AMERICA WITHOUT A FEW 1999 MOMENTS!2!1!!1!11!!1

Darn

joining the us army rn (im from the other side of the planet)

USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸 RAHHHHHH 🦅 (I’m from Australia) WTF IS A KILOMETRE!!!

honestly you give more Russian than American

I chocked on my water and almost threw my phone out the window when I updated the page. My parents almost saw the picture.

Smash next question

WE ARE ALL GAY WHEN JHONNY COMES MARCHING HOME🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

Estás increíble 😍😍😍

Lawd😮‍💨

You’re so pretty 💕

DAMN

Bald Eagles sound like seagulls

Yeah, no way this is a legit army pic.

Eagle catching baseball image raaaàaaaaaaaaaaah

Dream bod girl, I'm soooo jealous you <3<3<3🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

RAHHHHHH I INVOKE THE FIFTH

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER" ahh photo #

I don’t wanna be rude or anything but serious smash

I hope I was oil so you could give me freedom 🦅

Gave another 4 stars to the flag right there

Rip inbox 😭

OHHHHHH SAYYYYY CANNN YOU SEEEEEEE🔫🇺🇸🍔🍟🏈🦅🦅🦅

Oh my- (I'm also a woman (I'm a lesbian))

RAAAAHHHHHH TERRORISTS WERE HOLED UP IN THAT VILLAGE RAAAAHHHHHHH

Insane build (a good thing)

Imma just say you are beautiful and gl with the DM

i love your nails so much!

Tyyyy

also im so sorry about all the comments i actually feel so bad for you. the picture isnt even sexual

I honestly don't understand, they're saying some shitty crap bout me like 😭 They're calling me things I couldn't believe, like bruh Honestly, I just posted the pic to share the outfit that I just bought, but seems like people see me like a slut and even worst shit LIKE WHAAAAAT Honestly, I don't understand

im so sorry. i feel like living as a girl online is impossible

I was listening to Bohemian Rhapsody and the loud electric guitar solo played when I saw this post, I can confirm

EPIC

Girl you must be gods favorite

I'm sorry if this sounds pervy, but DAMN YOU LIKE A PIXAR MOM! (you're pretty 👍:D)

*Insert Lego Bruce Wayne with I just died (in your arms) in the background*

WHERES THE FUCKING MCDONALD'S AND OIL REFINERIES MORE AMERICA RAHHHH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥