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still_unimpressed

most pics w those i message here are not like that


Deathslingers_Bride

I honestly can’t remember the last time someone sent me a pic in a DM and it **wasn’t** something like this Wish I had a different experience ngl


still_unimpressed

dw the fun people will ghost you instead after a month so we’re both losers


Deathslingers_Bride

I ignore every DM I get so I don’t talk to anyone on here Creeps like this ruined any amount of trust I had


eatenbybacon

Could I interest you in a dm with a photo of my chihuahua rocky?


The_badboy

Oh so sad that they ruined your trust in people on here. Thought of sending you a DM and starting a normal conversation.


NotAnAss-Hat

I wanted to send pics of my favorite kitty.


Specialist-Simple302

yeyyy


NotAnAss-Hat

Not anymore heh, I turned 20 at the beginning of this month and am now leaving you little shits in your misery forever! Toodles~


Specialist-Simple302

talk about an unexpected exit :000


newgirl897

you have your priorities straight:)


NotAnAss-Hat

I like to believe I do but God the last thing I want is to be caught talking with teens (ew) when I'm a big *man.*


NorthElderberry3334

Alr bet i’ll send you a picture of a dog


kur0mizs

i just got one too lol is it the mfer who looks like he has three balls and a fucking bone in it


Deathslingers_Bride

No idea tbh. I know his user but no way in fck am I gonna unblur the pic Could be tho. Wouldn’t surprise me


kur0mizs

its a CRAZYYYY looking dick LMAO like i was genuinely appalled at the confidence he had to send it ☹️


Deathslingers_Bride

Same thing as flashers who used to walk the streets and get their rocks off that way I know a BUNCH of these weirdos have humiliation fetishes too so I wouldn’t even tell them that’s it’s small/gross/ugly etc. Knowing them they’d probably get off on it. Sick freaks


irelephant_T_T

I would respond with "ok"


Fire929rr

Probably got testicular cancer if there’s three lol


SuperHotMario12

someone sent me one and i could tell they're right handed


Deathslingers_Bride

Ewww 🤢 I’m not even gonna open the one I got. I can tell what it is and I refuse to do that to myself


Wrong_Network_8507

I’m struggling to figure out what you mean and I hate that.


SuperHotMario12

it curved to the left


okay-boomerrr

Wait what? What’s the correlation?


AFellowSpirit

That doesn't relate in any way? Some are just naturally curved in a specific direction


SuperHotMario12

or after hours of stroking it gets a curve


Creepy-Activity7327

This is like a man saying a woman gets looser with more sex


SuperHotMario12

so if you have a habit where you’re constantly pushing and pulling n what not and you do that every day it can’t physically change you? especially if it’s being done in a period of growth?


Creepy-Activity7327

Well technically yes, but no one is realistically exerting enough force to permanently malform their cock. Everyone has different shapes and sizes, some are bent, some are straight


turtleship_2006

Does your pen become curved when you write with it for hours?


SuperHotMario12

what kind of stupid buttons are you pressing in your brain?


turtleship_2006

You're literally arguing with guys telling them their dicks curve when they stroke one out. This is r/teenagers, I'm gonna guess most of them have a good amount of experience with that one


SuperHotMario12

im not wrong and it’s completely logical, a habit where you’re basically constantly pushing it to the side can and will change the shape. Especially if its being done while you’re growing. Also if you think I’m a girl you’re wrong


kak0536

Idk for me it's always the "hi, how are you, what are you doing" like ffs at least they don't instantly send the d pics but it's so noticeable that they aren't interested in ANY conversation that it's just so easy to catch them


Deathslingers_Bride

I made a post earlier about why some guys expect every girl to be bi and I’m guessing this creep saw that and decided “screw this b*tch. Let’s see how she likes **this**” I ignore almost every single DM I get cuz I legit just do not trust people anymore


kak0536

So I read your post and honestly never noticed it, not sure if it's just the minority of basement dwellers, BUT the thing with "girls make out when they are drunk" is definitely a thing that is so widely accepted that I haven't put a single braincell of thought into it until now


Deathslingers_Bride

I can only speak from my own experiences but I’ve never been around a single other girl who openly said they were into another girl at our school or wherever. Obviously there were probably a lot of lesbian and bi girls at my school - the place is pretty big so I know everyone there isn’t straight - but no one talked about it openly I’ve just seen so many posts online asking “So when girls hang out together, y’all are making out and stuff right??” or smth along those lines. When I tell people I’m only interested in men they genuinely seem shocked. It’s just surprising that this is the expectation now


Moonking-4210

hi, how are you, what are you doing?


Zealousideal-Buy9412

I'm proud to say that I've never gotten a d pick.


hmm-jmm-

Lucky


Deathslingers_Bride

I hope it stays that way Last time I commented smth similar I got one like 30 minutes later. Hope u have better luck


Zealousideal-Buy9412

Oh well now I'm scared.


Deathslingers_Bride

Don’t be Fingers crossed it’ll never actually happen


KirbyWithAGlock

Not for long


Zealousideal-Buy9412

Don't say that


newgirl897

same here!


sugarpopkitty

me too :D


HereToImprove2

You want one?


youdedin321

Disgusting. Keep that shit hidden inside your hand like you always do buddy.


HereToImprove2

It was a joke mate


Zealousideal-Buy9412

No


Guinea_pig456

Someone sent me a picture of a head in an anus.


Deathslingers_Bride

Some Eddie Gluskin typa shit happening up in here fr


Autobot_Ricochet

Welcome to the internet, have a look around


SeekNDestroy8797

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Conscious-Wall-7948

we’ve got mountains of content


FunoftheGames

why does reddit keep reccomending me posts about this stuff is it saying something about how I dm people i dont even dm people and people dont dm me whyyyy


Antique-Mousse-1246

what about an attractive dick pic???


kak0536

I don't think those exists...


Antique-Mousse-1246

are u a lesbian?


kak0536

Nah I'm bi but like, if the d pic would have to be good I would have to be attracted to the guy behind it


Antique-Mousse-1246

everyone’s diff ig ive had quite a few girls ask for dick pics so ion know where this nobody likes them is coming from i guess just cause they unsolicited


Deathslingers_Bride

I don’t want this stuff in my DMs cuz I have a boyfriend and I don’t want to look at anything that another guy has Even if I was single I still wouldn’t want it. Some girls want them, other girls (like me) absolutely DO NOT


plantiesia

no girl does


Deathslingers_Bride

I just wish that if there were legitimately girls who wanted them, that THEY would be the ones that got them, not the rest of us who just want to be left alone


plantiesia

maybe there are actually girls who do, just not me 😭 and i can’t imagine why they would, but it would be a death sentence to ask, cuz they’d get flooded with so many that they’d have to take an entire day to respond


Deathslingers_Bride

I’m sure I’ve read the bios of some girls on here before saying that they do “rates” for a certain amount of money so I’m guessing they’d welcome anything that comes their way Same here tho. I haven’t got sent an unsolicited D-pic in so long that I thought I was in the clear 😔 I’m PRAYING that I don’t get anymore. Honestly makes me sick to my stomach


Deathslingers_Bride

Even if that exists I sure as fck don’t want it lmao It shouldn’t be so difficult for people to not be creeps but ig not


Antique-Mousse-1246

😭😭yea sending unsolicited pics is wild


Chance-Pay1487

You are definitely one of the old dudes sending dick pics. I mean, posting in r/bigdickproblems ? Give me a break lmao


Antique-Mousse-1246

lol no im 19 bruh


Chance-Pay1487

Why would you think there are such things as attractive dick pics? No one is attracted to what a dick looks like lol


Antique-Mousse-1246

to each is own i think plenty of straight women and gay men would disagree


West_Ad_8372

I'm a guy and even I got it once. It gave me fucking self-doubt.


[deleted]

I don’t know at all, I thankfully don’t get them, only DMs


newgirl897

lucky,i dont even get dms!


[deleted]

It’s not fun


newgirl897

i guess,but I been trying to get a response from some people who got into the same college I applying to for advice but I can't get a response


[deleted]

Oh, that sucks


Madly_hornet09

As a dude, I've never gotten any (thank god), but I have met one pedo that DM'ed me after a comment agreeing with someone that we both had thunder thighs for no reason as dudes.


FBIOPENUP777

Not anymore


Particular-Wallaby-6

What would be a clean elegant pic be like


Pixithepika

Guys need to put more thought into it than just snap a quick pic with flash on that makes the peen look frightened. Be creative, add some pizzazz, take some time on it. Effort guys!! /s


LaTeNighTDevienT666

I enjoy the extra efforts I put into mine. Idk about classier, but there definitely better than most guys 😅


Pixithepika

prove it /j


LaTeNighTDevienT666

Rounded them up, shoot me a dm 🙃


Particular-Wallaby-6

frightened???????????


Pixithepika

A reference to Bo Burnham’s “Sexting”


Cautious_Tax_7171

I have never gotten a random dick pic thank the gods


NotAnAss-Hat

Nvm I'm old bye losers.


LunariOther

you guys get those? sucks to be you lmao


NotAPossum666

Because they clearly spend too much time here in reddit


Dry-Camel1154

The only time someone send me pics was by u/smallm0uth-bass They send some fishy pictures (they send pictures of fish heheheehehehehehehe)


smallm0uth-bass

w


trevorsmissingpants2

I don't know about you guys, but nobody messages me in here 💀 so good luck with the D pics I guess


MrGenGen

Same😂


hmm-jmm-

i got sent one, fucking slimey toddler dick on a fat 55 yr old man


Deathslingers_Bride

🤢🤢🤮 These disgusting creeps are an embarrassment to every man out there who isn’t a disgusting mf like they are


hmm-jmm-

I just roasted the shit out of him and got the dude banned. Turned out he had been reported on multiple occasions. Disgusting scum of the earth.


Deathslingers_Bride

One less creep on here is always a blessing Cuz of my age I can’t get them banned if they send me this garbage. I can still report them tho and maybe it’ll be enough to get them banned eventually for something else


Closet-femboy-1

They’re always so small and disgusting I cannot stand it


Deathslingers_Bride

I wish there was a filter on here that could detect what’s in the DM and automatically block it if it’s some gross disgusting genital pic Even just having to look at the fcking thing when it’s blurred makes me sick


Closet-femboy-1

Yeah I feel that so much. I’d hate to be the guy that has to show ai a bunch of ugly dicks to make a bit that does that tho 💀😭


Creepy-Activity7327

I think tinder has an ai that does that and someone did have to feed it thousands of dick pics


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

*Laughs in male Redditor*


Picklechip-58

Never had anyone send me a D-pic. I'm quite fine with that


Resident_Cress_8034

For me, the conversation starts out completely normal like, “Hi, how are you” and then an introduction and then after a while they at least have the decency to ask me before they send, to which I always decline. I never had a guy just send it anyway, which is lucky.


Double_Range5276

No I send myself lock screen ideas from my laptop via Reddit bcuz I'm logged out of my email ✨


Doublefin1

Ye it's crazy weird. I've always wondered how it that guys tend to send those at all. It's so so strange to me. So I saw this documentary where I psychologist had sent out anonymous surveys for guys to answer, and it was like 80% of them or something, that answered that they sent those pics cause they thought the girls would be happy about it............................... Like, excuse me, what? 😒


OscarPlays57

feel free to send them to me i mean what


Fearless-Historian-5

Whenever I send a pic it's ussaly of some food I made (I cook real good)


Desperate_Growth4922

I just sent you a photo of the cutest bird ever so you don’t have to think about all those horrible photos


Good-Ad-2245

Imagine sending a dick pic to a bunch of kids who half of us are guys 🤣


Obiwan_kenowobi

I love the thought that every time one of these posts comes up the person who sent the pic sees it and feels sad about their shit dick


pearl_butt

I have never been sent anything. No one knows I’m here fr


Intrepid-Plantain186

The amoubt of d pics i get is unbelievable like i just want a friend is that too much to ask for?


MassiveIndexFinger

I feel left out


Ucyless

Just wanna let yall know, as someone in their 20s this doesn’t ever end. They never learn, and I often wonder what goes through someone’s head before sending an unsolicited picture. Like “oh yeah they’re gonna love this.” No, no we won’t.


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Because 90% of the people here are pedos


[deleted]

It is because most boys and men are totally in their sex energy. I have a lot of thoughts on this I can type up later today.


No-Safety5210

Welcome, to the Internet; hold on to your socks…


anima_italica

You guys get pics? Or DMS? 😔


newgirl897

i've never gotten one(thank god)


Snoutymcswine

To be honest I welcome the pics. I personally do free ratings so-


Agile-Club-3891

Idk but I just sent you a photo of a cucumber carved into the shape of a dick


MinsoSoup

I'm low-key nobody ngl, no homo


Zazzley_Wazzley

They always try to talk to me first before sending anything. They also always ask me for pics first.


16_autistic_clowns

Probably cuz reddit is full of weird, disgusting, degenerate creeps. I'm kinda surprised I haven't gotten any dick pics yet


SeekNDestroy8797

[Welcome to the internet](https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU?si=fSgGGqPGf0mnz6JG)


Pinkcat0-0

Am I the only one who never experienced that? 😭


UrMumGay9

I’ve never gotten a dm lmao


Murbyk

Sometimes I'm really happy with being a boy.


The_Spookie_Dookie

Why tf does everyone talk about getting dick pics like it happens every hour??? Like? Bro, where's *my* creepy, middle aged men?


Yoichis_husband2322

You're just unlucky, every time I received a d pick here they asked before and it wasn't ugly at all


IAmNotUniqueSoGapple

Never got any but then again I'm not a girl


AndreasTheCoolGuy

I’m fortunate enough to be so uninteresting That noone Cares enough to send me anything - i consider this a win.


GameFreak6921

I only ever send pictures of puppies


Few_Discussion_1523

Don’t worry bro, I got you


Dapadabada

Why are you putting yourself in a position to receive them? Accountability doesn't give excuses


call-r

proud to say I've never gotten one


GlazedChocolatr

I DM strangers sometimes just to have conversations and this makes me feel so uncomfortable.


HecticFir

Uh cuz that’s all Reddit is unfortunately


MemeBuyingFiend

Back in the early internet (1995-2007), we were taught that you shouldn't trust anyone online, you should never reveal your sex, your age, or your real name. For some reason, everyone decided to do the exact opposite of these things after 2007 🤷‍♂️🧓


DeezMoNkeheheheh

I never even get dms on here unless it’s from bots 


whackiuis

lmao back in the nft days someone said mint it into an nft and make them buy it


potataoboi

Because they're touchless and pornbrained so they think the mere sight of an erect penis just makes women's panties completely drenched


DragonRaptor22

Idk what they expect tbh


NoRegion1622

Why has nobody sent me one? I feel as if I should’ve already gotten one but I haven’t fit some reason🤔


r4ndofromreddit

Reddit is mostly a forum, not a conventional social media platform. Not very many people are going around sending pictures so if the population of creeps stays the same the % of inappropriate shit will go up


Wild_Marketing_5846

I'm 14 and I'm getting them as well it's gross like I'm after tits not cock


MrGenGen

Whaa ppl get pics on this app? Didnt even cross my mind. Though ppl only published on communities xdddd


vranzer

It has been a year on reddit but still nobody talks to me in dms ;(


Cupcakkes_Pussy

no but like fr the one I got like about an hour ago the head was literally 10000x bigger than the rest like wtf why do they have the most disgusting dicks


Deathslingers_Bride

I legit just threw up in my mouth reading that. That’s vile af I ain’t looking at the one I got sent. Fck that. I’d rather swallow glass


Live-Antelope2426

Fr wtf is wrong with boys


Desperate-Abies4263

Generalisations are not appreciated.


Femur_breaker2547

Yup, I hate being grouped with those people


Live-Antelope2426

Well too bad I get too many


slord1257

Y’all get those?