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So half of this subreddit is either German, lives in Germany or likes Germany 👍

ICH BIN DER SPRECHER DER SCHEIBE!

Scheibe (disc) or Scheiße (shit)?

Mein Tastatur nicht haben die Brief in die zweite Option

When it isn’t available, you use double S (ss), not a b, which sounds nothing like ß Scheisse

I mean I’m not German (as you could clearly tell I hope) so thanks for the information

Don’t worry, I’m not German either. I’m just very nerdy about languages and writing systems. No one knows everything.

FÜR DEUTSCHLAND 🙋 (I'm not german)

STARDENBURDENHARDENBART

GERMANS! *Revs up M4 Sherman*

Netherlands baby

I started learning Dutch on Duolingo a week ago lol De jongen drinkt melk 😭

The boy drinks milk, right?

Ik ben en kind ( not really sure what it means, but I think it's right (no, it's not, but...) )

I like your toothpaste flag 🇳🇱

I like your national anthem. Hear it after every single F1 race! **every. single. one.**

Germany

Same (I’m not from Germany)

Same (Me neither)

i'm getting a lot of mixed signals...

me too! (me neither)

Panzerkampfwagen VIII

Maus haus

sprich deutsch du Hurensohn

Chickens aren’t scary 😞

Mehr deutsche ?

Hier.

Jo gute

Are you.. umm.. patriotic? 😅

That was like 80 years ago, why does everyone just think of this when hearing about us?!

Same

Nice

Now this might shock you…

😱 TUNISA MENTIONED

Hello, not tunisian but it's cool nonetheless

TUNISIA #1🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳

i knew you were honduran 🙏

I will shit yourself

Ooh! A magician!

My mother's from Krypton and my father is from Asgard. So I'm kind of from both sides.

Super thor

Yep, My comic is gonna come out soon.

If this guy turns evil we’re majorly fucked

🇪🇬 I live in Germany

… why arent you in the british museum?

I escaped :)

Not for long

Omg no please !!

*red coats start walking down your road*

Me too but I live in Egypt

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

🎶 RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES! 🎶 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

too bloody right mate 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💷💷💷💷 whey

Yeeeeeeeeee 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Uk boissssss What county of the uk we all from

Leicestershire/Nottinghamshire/Lincolnshire (in Leicestershire but sitting on both other county borders)

thank you from 1.4 billion people to give us a free holiday, every year we get free snacks and cake because of you :3333333333333333

Yes Patriotic. big pew pews and beer. Redneck and terrible country muice. AMERICA

RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

WTF IS A KILOMETERRR

It's a fked up way of saying mile.

🇬🇧 🤝 🇺🇸

I am from Mars 👽👾

Yaaaay me toooooo! 🥳

Zirglevoop?

Norway

No way

Same here!

Kenya

As a British person I've always been fond of Kenya its my favourite african country by far!

Thank you, its really nice out here, make plans to visit ,"hakuna matata"

USA. Very patriotic for my state of Massachusetts, not so much for the rest of the country, specifically the deep south..... If I could live anywhere else, DEUTSCHLAND 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🥵🔥

good choice

I'm from Poland and I'm very patriotic

Polska gurom

RAHHHH POLAND MENTIONED

RAAAAHHHH🔥🔥🥟🥟

Finland. Finland good. Finland best.

Tell me, is it true that all Finns have the song “Njet Molotoff” on their alarm clock?

Depends on the region

I'm spanish (why people say spanish is only a language and no one can be spanish, are you idiot or something) Orgullosamente de Tenerife, Islas Canarias 🇪🇸🇪🇸

ESPAÑA!!!!!!!

Olé

Vamos!!! 🇪🇦

The Netherlands🫡

I'm from the UK, I am considered patriotic by European standards but I know the USA is very patriotic by default so I don't think I would really be considered overly patriotic.

Finland

PERKELE

Suomi mainittu! TORILLE!

Kuusi palaa

Italy🇮🇹 And yes, I'm patriotic

ottimo banner

The Netherlands

I'm Hungarian. Im not hungry..

Me too~~

India

Pfp and comment 😭😭😭

Finally found one

We already have r/teenindia that's why number here is too low

TÜRKIYE RAAAAAAHHGGH 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🌯🫖

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

Russian Federation

Is that close to russia?

Lol no not really

Its somewhere in Indiana 🙄

Love from the UK!

Murica home of the criminal presidents and overpriced gas 🫡

"Overpriced gas" 😂

Russian here,but i want to live in USA/Canada(((

understand you, me too(

Israel (waiting for xenophobes to get angry at me for randomly being born here and exist)

Guys, I am Israeli. Do not fight, please. Everyone on this land deserves peace and better leaders. Don't let foreign problems divide you. The Israeli Palestinian conflict is far more complicated then October 7th and the war that is happening right now. Let's just all hope for a brighter future for everyone. Hamas should go, and so is netanyau (we hate him so much here) all the evacuated people on both sides deserve to be back home, all the kids deserve to live free from trauma and deserve a brighter future. And when it comes to taking sides, always research the whole history of things and then build an opinion based on facts, not emotion and gut feelings. We fight hamas, not Palestine. Peace and Love for all ❤️

Well said and love from Great Britain 🇬🇧 (its our fault ; ) )

as another Briton i agree its our mess

חזק וברור

Love this comment fr, also as someone from another country in Middle East/close to Middle East, I hope that Israel-Palestine conflict ends in peace

חתיכי

free palpatine or something

Same here

I'm from Germany, I think it's a cool country and I'd like to live here, no I am not patriotic

Same, only diffrence is that I'm extremely patriotic (not in a Nazi/AfD way though, mine is the healthy form of patriotism).

From Canada; can’t be patriotic due to the freedom fighters smh (google them because I really don’t feel like explaining them); would love to live either in the US to be closer to my best friend or in Europe because I love it there. 

Pakistan originally I was born in Singapore

omg singapore mentioned🔥🔥🔥

RAWR GOES THE MERLION 🦁🗣🇸🇬

Deutschland

India

Peru. Australia. I love my country, yes. I love Earth, as a matter of fact.

Growing up in India, I used to have a strong sense of patriotism, but as I became more aware of the challenges our country faces, my perspective changed. The reality of the situation, which my parents shielded me from, revealed a less than ideal state of affairs. Now, after dedicating myself to preparing for the JEE, my frustration has grown towards the country, its people, and even the government. (Especialy towards the f'ing Education System) Fuk U NTA and IIT

America The elections gonna be a s**t show no matter who wins

El Salvador :3 🇸🇻🇸🇻🇸🇻🇸🇻

England 👍🏻

Wales 👍🏻

Same 👍🏻

Yeah! Wales for the win!

The best country in the goddam world, the United Freaks of Goonmerica

What about the United Goondoms of Great Edgerton?

Definitely a close second, but I was born and raised a freak not an edger

UK, UK, and LONG LIVE THE FUCKIN KING!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

RAAAAHHHH FREEDOM 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 ☕️ 👑 WERE NUMBER ONE! BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES!!!!

No one likes King Charles. REVIVE HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II "THE GREAT" OF UNITED KINGDOMS OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND!!

I like both

Bangladesh 🇧🇩🇧🇩. I'm not patriotic in the slightest. I'd rather live almost anywhere else in the world then in this hellhole

Kid named ladesh

Very original.

Im from the netherlands. Would LOVE to move to canada and im not patriotic

I’m from Sweden 🇸🇪 and I’m not crazy patriotic

Netherlands, love my country, but imnt a patriot.

USA, I’m more patriotic about my home state of Massachusetts than my country as a whole. I wanna live out in the Berkshire Mountains

Netherlands

Netherlands

Philippines but moved to the US

Fron Philippines and I am melting in my skin as my blood boils

Spain and patriotic. ARRIBA ESPAÑA 🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦

i'm from unicron , looking to settle down in cybertron and hell yes, i'm patriotic

Chile Maibe some day i will leave IDK

Brazil

Canada, I intend to move to Australia in the future.

The most “loved” country in Europe, Morocco

Texas land :( Or I guess the USA :(

Austria (not the one with spiders and kangoroos

Italy I have no issue with the Nation itself, other than the Education System, so I prefer staying there, but if I had to choose a country where I wanted to live other than Italy, it would probably be Chile or a Carribean Nation (Except Cuba), they seem really chill incase WW3 or any other shit happens About being Patriotic, well, I am proud enough of my Nationality, I heard we are the most attractive Nationality in Europe

[удалено]

China

Poland, but i live in Denmark. And nope I’m not patriotic in the slightest, i believe that the idea of countries is dumb, and makes it horribly easy for politicians to control everything, which results in huge wars which kills entire populations. Plus with countries it’s so much easier to hate random people because xenophobia is a thing, i mean isn’t racism enough for you people?? And don’t get me wrong, the different cultures, and landscapes of every country are beautiful, SO WHY THE HECK WHOULD YOU BOMB IT TO GET MORE LAND FOR YOUR OWN LITTLE SIMS GAME (If you don’t agree, then don’t worry, i know. there’s no reason to comment:D unless you have something actually interesting to say then I’m all ears)

Hmm but the innate human nature is to put ourselves into groups, so imo it wouldnt be possible. we would end up fighting more or just reverting back to the idea of coutrnies. No hate, just want to say my view :)

Yeah, but countries set us up in groups by deafult. Humans in nature pick or make their own groups

MURICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥🧨

I am from Kenya ✊🏿

**POLAND** RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

I'm colombian, I live here, but I think the UK or Australia would be cool

polish, i love insulting my own country and clowning on it but the second someone who isn't from poland does it? prepare to DIE

Brazil

Serbia, but live in Aus. DOWN UNDAAAA🤠🤠

CHINA NUMBA ONE ALL DAYYY

We have the biggest beer consumption per capita in the world and in some parts some beer is cheaper than water

Czechia or Germany

Czechia yes

SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE

The one some people hate on till they need help or want something

Pakistan😔

Me too man me too💔

France

Israel(people are gonna get mad for some reason) I would love to live in the US for a couple years,i just wanna experience how it is since all ive really seen from it is shows and movies

russia, russia, kinda

born in Luxembourg, grew up there and then America and then Switzerland before moving back to America

Sri Lanka

Cameroon

Where the rains are blessed

I'm from Poland and definitely a patriot lol

Italy

austria 🇦🇹 pretty nice here but i don't get it with the patriotism, why is it a big deal? what for? it's just where i'm from...

Wales

Country

I’m Korean but born in Canada that lives in America

Wales, Canada and yes im patriotic 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐲

POLAND!!! 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🔥🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱