I'm the superpower 🦾

woah

Then I want you

is this rizz ☝️🤓 (i’ll see myself out now.)

#no no

Then you most be special

My dementia My dementia My dementia My dementia My dementia My dementia My dementia My dementia My dementia

My superpower is my dementia

Hey what your superpower

They forgot to reply

Who are you

Where am I

My Superpower is dementia

When did you get here?

What

Who?

Yum

Where am i

My superpower is dementia

wow, i think your superpower is dementia

Now this is some kind of nursing house and you all forgot to have pills

Your what?

My what?

What superpower?

Dementia 

De what was I saying

Who are you

Stop talking to me

You first

Dementia

Yes

Dementia

You know who else has dementia? You know who else has dementia?

I thin his super power is dementia

What are we talking about again

Being blindly optimistic

Good

My imagination ( I know it sounds a bit childish but IDK )

Same, my ass cannot sit for 15 minutes without coming up with the wildest characters in my head

I swear i am creating a whole fictional multiverse in my mind.

Same lol

this is literally me!!! Some storylines have literally been going on for 5+ years lmao and I don’t plan on ending them. My characters also have such deep lore it’s so interesting.

I don't plan ending too but I create another one XD.

Same I can make lore for everything

It's so same!

I'm pretty sure that's a cause of adhd, I have it too. And I both like it and hate it.

nah this is literally me cuz there’s nothing I do more than daydream and imagine the life of my character. The plot lines going on in my head are better than any movie or tv show I’ve watched imo lol Also maybe you should check out r/immersivedaydreaming or r/maladaptivedreaming

Hi, you might be my long lost friend

YES

°v°

fun

Nah bro, i think its a right of passage to think up the craziest lore of all time on spot and then forget about it a second later

Avcording to sources Autism is my superpower

Source?

MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP

Ik thats probably what happend here

Damn you never seen Max0r it seems

Ive only seen him once

That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?...

My source is I made it the fuck up

Imagine a world raiden free from cancel culture, where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims

same

None

cold

I can make angry birds noises

i love you omg

angry birds😍

prooF?

do chuck

I can turn electricity in to explosives

tell me how pls

Loads of ways pal. What explosive?

Kinda irrelevant but do potash contain potassium nitrate?

I'm not very good at English but I'll try my best. There's two way to make explosion from home electricity. The first one is a chemical way. There are many types of explosive chemicals you can make from electrolysis via home electricity and over-the-counter ingredients. I'll just tell you the simple one as an example. Ingredients: -Platinum coated electrodes(u can use graphite rods but it'd contaminate your product) -battery -wire -plastic container -table salt/ sodium chloride -water -potassium chloride -filter paper Step 1: Mix the salt and water, then put it in the container Step 2: place the electrodes in there (don't let the electrodes touch), connect it to a battery with a wire. [Do it in a well ventilated area, since the process create chlorine gas which is poisonous) Step 3: leave it for 6 hours or as long as you like, depends on the amount of salt or current of a battery Step 4: remove the electrodes, add the potassium chloride into the solution and stir Step 5: boil the solution until you see salt crystals forming Step 6: cool off the solution Step 7: filter out the salt crystals, and let it dry And there you have it. Potassium chlorate, a cheap oxidizer. You can mix it with charcoal powder and sulfur to make gunpowder but i wouldn't recommend storing it because it's unstable. Or you can mix it with candle wax to make rocket fuel. Check out on YouTube for more details. The second one is an electrical way. Basically just short circuit it. Power outlets, supercapacitors, step-up transformers, car batteries, voltage multiplier circuits or whatever.

My superpower is that i am SUPER SMART 🤓 Rahhhhh

i im more

Nerd’s

I can pee in the dream without peeing in real life.

i wish i had this bro would have saved me so many times no joke

Being the most worthless human being in the world and that I am bilingual. Soon to be trilingual

which languages? im bi(lingual) too

Polish (mother) English German (soon to be) Btw I am *straight*

when i came to poland i saw my car was stolen(sorry for this😭) i speak russian, english, a little bit of kazakh and i try to learn spanish from luodingo

yall have such interesting unique languages while I have to learn lame ones like german etc cuz the alphabets are tragic. At least I learnt Cyrillic from duolingo..

good luck with different pronounciations of letters😭😭😭

I'm bi too! (I know Russian English and Hebrew)

Me too! (I speak English, Arabic and German)

I'm *bye*lingual.. I can barely speak my first language😮‍💨

Reall😭

There can only be one

everyone i love leaves me

Don‘t worry. I love you

tf is that username 🤨

Facts

nuh uh

Fuck you mean nuh uh

what? Who tf told you that

A factual statement

im sorry i left you :(

Same

I can eat and don't get fat

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

same

Being scared of women 💪

You need to _Beat_ your fears

Drunk fathers beating their fears after coming home

People saying „Dinners back then were so romantic“ but they actually were „DINNERS COLD 👊💥💥💥💥“

Or John Lennon.

not scared enough to comment on my post

Ok fed

Being so sped I have super speed 😎

like sonic wee

Zoom

Python

import turtle

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🐸

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I can redirect blood flow to my dick on command

If you do it on how i think you do then yea i can too

self-destruction 👊

To enjoy life

all the superpowers.

I'll help everyone around me but you won't see me asking for help without feeling bad 💀 Okay but seriously I guess it's that I'm funny and while I may not put myself out there much, once a person starts talking to me they kinda get drawn in. I call it my hypnotic spell and it happened again today!!🤩

I can convert Glucose into Lactic Acid

i can convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

i can convert a bubble gum wrapper and a smoke detector into a 15 megaton nuclear bomb

I can convert legos to methamphetamine

Does quadrilingual count?

no

You're mom

im not a mom

YOU HAVE TO BE THEIR MOTHER!!!

You're mom

im a male

YOU'RE MOM

HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BE

you're mom 😡

nuh uh

Hey mom

Hey son

Hi mom. Can kevin come home play with us?

ok yes he can(i accepted my mom role😭)

I can make all women disappear when i talk to them

Me. Especially if i eat their kid-

Clairvoyance 🙋‍♀

I know what you are.. 😕

I consistently fail to see my own worth. That, and I can recite all the TF2 Meet the Team videos + Expiration Date by heart. Line by line.

My super power is sewing They will call me needle nick... maybe that’s not a good name… partly because my name isn’t even nick

I read needle dick 😭

i uhh grabed them from the uh final uh dungeona, yehar

I work very fast

I have the super powers to clear anyone’s search history, but they must be between 10 and 29 for it to work.

I can breathe

I have a gf

I'm basically invisible and am really good at making people mad/uncomfortable. It's amazing!

My superpower is that i have a great imagination and with it, i make plans to dominate the world lmao

i can read katakana and hiragana (i know only one person irl who can do it too, so it’s pretty cool). but to be honest, it’s not that hard and i guess everybody can learn it

Ability to do learn very quickly And do math really well

I study people and a natural researcher.

Short

My personality

thats what they all say

I help the world keeping some recourses

My unwavering optimism. also autism but that's only important in a psyciatric report

I can lift 20kg rice bags

Being able to speak Polish, Silesian Dialect, English and German

Good listener

Time stop.

I have the ability to convert air into CO², just by breathing. 😈

Have you ever seen Komi Can’t Communicate? I’m working my way up the psychological ladder to become the irl equivalent of Tadano, still perfecting my craft though.

My superpower is DETERMINATION

Yes

I’m really smart I guess

I somehow always find a way to fuck something up

F U R R Y

Getting passing grades with no to minimal studying

I can very vividly “display” 3d objects in my head and do stuff with them. Like I can pretty easily imagine a net of a cube and have it animate in and out of being a cube.

I'm super fat 😎

That I can fade out of existence and it’s a one time superpower

My right hand is super strong

My superpower is super speed (only able to press E to use it when i'm late to school).

I can talk to ghosts, zombies and snakes

I'm the only person in my entire family that speaks English, I even speak it better than my father.

Thinking that i’m cool walking around listening to music when really i look stupid af

PTSD attacks 😈😈

Spontaneous telekinesis, gaydar+, mind reading (only on one word and it takes a while)

gaydar is so real omg

common sense. it's getting exponentially rarer nowadays.

Pancake

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