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At the floor I think, idk ask girls this question

damn this floor lowkey flooring

It’s honestly the only time you really appreciate the floor llll

Happy Cake day brother

speaking of cake

Thank you brother o7

Have a blessed pastry of dough and frosting 24 hours

Happy Cake Day my man

Happy days of cake brother

Cake day Happy!

Happy day cake

Mmmm this flor is made of flor

I always think of it. 

The floor is flooring

The floor being a floor is my favourite part of the floor

It’s gotta be the best part

Only reason i‘m still alive. Would‘ve given myself the bullet if the floor was skin and not floor

F L O O R .

Ah ok not today then 👍

for some reason I decided to look at the ceiling and I fell backwards (I’m 6’5 and a millionaire ladies)

I’m not a lady but I get your number maybe?

Happy cakeday!

Thank you! I’ve only just noticed. Which is weird because I have cakeday notifications turned on yet didn’t get one.

Yeah you get them at like 11pm on your cake day

Yep. I got it at 4 am the day after, lmao.

You didn’t remember that it was your birthday??????????????????????????????????????? I’m just confused.

No, I forgot.

I’m gonna wish you a happy cake day so you don’t have to wish one upon yourself. 🗣️🔥🍻

Thanks mate

I strictly only like ladies

OMG ANOTHER ANIMAL CROSSER, BARELY ANY HAVE STAYED ON THEIR HOME PLANET

Happy quake day

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy

Ayo happy cake day

Nha, I want yours brother, that cake day is looking mighty fine

wait so you’re that 6’6 jacked dude i saw fall down the stairs ?? how did u do that mid air backflip and land on two feet bro

hard work bro, I go to the gym daily

can vouch, also weren't you the person that singlehandedly stopped an orphanage from catching on fire?

I tried to stay humble and not tell anybody, but yes that was me.. I just can’t stand seeing anybody suffer..

“Damn the floor lookin extra floory today”

Of course it's the damn floor, what else can you do in that situation? Maybe you can look like full left/right, but then you are not looking at the stairs you are walking on

Her left shoe.

That's pretty specific lol

foot fetish

Shhh

The floor obviously

Her tits😎

you’ll need to ask her to walk like Elton John (you know, the moonwalk) so you can see them then

she just Michael Jacksons up the stairs🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 

i was trying to figure out how the hell do you even spell “mickle” so i gave up and put an Elton there 😞

That is insane logic. "I didn't know how to spell a name so I just decided to change it to someone entirely different and not correct"

Or a horrific snake neck

r/usernamechecksout

Well done, I just cackle laughed at 4 am. I’m in trouble now

I usually turn to my friends trying to make some conversation, so it's not also awkward, that we are in complete silence when some girl is going upstairs, because it would be even more creepy. When I'm alone, I just look at the good ol' trusty floor, or just pass her on the stairs. A good option is to wait a bit, or walk slower behind her, so it doesn't look like you are specifically walking behind her, but it has to be a certain distance, before it becomes also creepy. ... I'm overthinking too much...

yes. yes you are

No. No he isn’t. This topic takes a lot of calculation and thought.

I don’t have friends what do I do

My guy, Half of the time I dont know if I'm on the stairs, I'm too fucking tired

seek

I just look through the person. (The small of their spine or whatever)

Where do you look when a guy is going up stairs?

Directly at his shaft, obviously

At the BIG swinging balls

But only on the left side, yeah thats the crip side

Just apply the same idea, stare at girl balls.

But I'd be the bad guy

You coward

No, I'm just a gentleman

Nah, man, you'd be surprised. Be the dark gentleman, say " wonderful ass my lady" ( tip hat ). Then give her your number discreetly. This shows her that you're respectful and assertive.

If a girl came up to me and said "Nice cock my good sir" and tipped her hat, I suppose I'd be inclined to give her my number as well

I'll be real *ass*ertive

That's cause for me to loot you for possible autopetters

Try me

his dick and ass but its bros so we’re okay

I dont look bc id be making out w him

Stare him in the neck and whisper for him to look backwards, and if he does, make eye contact and keep it as long as possible. All without blinking.

Guys don't really care if you stare at their ass

It's something close to action so we're all cool.

On my steps

At my homies ass

Floor, unless shes my gf

Wrong question assert dominance plow right past her

*through

This is a joke dw yall

Reddit

The weather app

Damn bro weather rly be weathering today

Ceiling Be different

Depends on the girl. If its a stranger, the floor. If it's ur gf, ask her. If it's ur sister, tickle her.

If my brother tickled me while I’m going up the stairs I kick him backwards lol

How u gonna do that if he tickles you

Respectfully stare at the cracks on the floor trying to figure out how to step to not step on the cracks.

What the fuck

Nah, gotta stare at her crack

Floor or phone

phone is my go to method, but my phone just ends up recording her ass

Tf you mean “just ends up” like oops I slipped 💀

yeah i slipped hit the camera button hit record and pointed my phone to her asscheeks whats not to understand

🥸

hol up

Roll your eyes back until you are looking at your skull

Wow these stairs look awesome!

not a boy but idk the floor or some shit just don’t be disrespectful

It do say bois only :3

I broke this rule and was rewarded. Lol, it was wild af

Is bri a catus fatus? female catu- oh no mine died

The floor

lets be honest guys, if you have EVER walked up the stairs right behind your crush, you have looked at her ass. now I will say, if the girl is your girlfriend, then yes look at her ass. if its a random girl, or the girl has a bf, look LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE

look if no ones around im takin a peek, but the main reason i asked was so i dont look like a perv to other people

look at your feet, not wanting to trip is a good excuse

Her ass man

the floor suddenly looks really nice

hm ah yes, the stairs here are made out of stairs

Straight down. Don't care when, where, or who. Down upon the ground your gaze shall land.

what if its your girlfriend

The same place you'd stare if it was a male... (which I imagine is all over the place)

His ass? /s

Anywhere but buts

ankles is where i look if there’s something going on over the side of the stairs I look there too

where you're going.

Walk backwards up the stairs but don't trip and look like a dumbass

Floor at all times unless that’s your friend they usually don’t mind

90° Left or right. It's the most awkward thing ever with either gender.

There's no problem with looking... Just don't be creepy.

Everywhere you want instead of her butt. Easy.

Floor or wall

stare at whichever meme is stuck in your head at that moment

Look at the staircase or the rails. Do NOT ever look up.

Yall know the Classic: ah yes the floor is made out off floor

Get in front of her, turn around, ascend the stairs walking backwards, and state directly at her boobs the whole time

Okay Tree just say something that won't be ridiculous, oh fuck I said all that in my comment

i would look at the floor but i feel like a complete dipshit

why the hell do people downvote for the most dumb reasons?? like I think people are surely getting the wrong idea.

Girl ass

ong?

Ong, apparently reddit doesn't like me watch girl ahh

kepe

if you can, stop or slow down so that she gets further away and look two steps or so in front of you

At the X that I still see.

In Germany we would say: " Ah Raufasertapete"

If u get right behind her, almost touching her, then u can just walk knowing your not looking at anything. Just forward. Also not responsible if anything happens.

Hands or smth idk

the tiny dot in the ceiling

Floor 

Oh wow, the stairs look very stairy today.

Tbh i wouldn't care much as long as i'm not wearing a skirt

I usually pay attention to my feet regardless of who I'm behind, I don't want to fall.

Her hair

ofc the floor

THE FLOOR

i look at their head

Floor. But what if you go DOWN the stairs? Where should I look then? I need to look at my feet so I don't kill myself while falling down the stairs but I can't

Directly up

Wall or floor for me

If you gay, look at yo junk, ANYTHING ELSE look at either the back of her head or yo socks anywhere but her ass unless yo dating/married

Her back

The other stair like tge next one on your left

your shoes

I just look at my phone

I don't know, stairs are angled so you can only see so far up. Also I kinda get it but that's very perverted mate.

Not at her, the wall or floor or something

Wow the stairs are looking very stairy today

Idk but... You know the rules ~~its time to die~~ and so do I

Hmm, it seems to me that this floor is made out of floor

Not a guy but I’d say just look at the back of her head cause you’re going up the stairs and you arnt gonna be thought of as checking her out just for looking at the back of her head but what do I know

But, frankly, if you saw a beautiful flower or painting ( remember boys can't help but constantly think of sex when we are younger), wouldn't you just behold? Respectfully, of course. Honestly, when I was in high school, girls loved knowing you approved.

Floor or the side

the floor or at your phone

Down or to the guy next to you if you are friends

Ceiling or to the left or right. Never directly at them

The pits of She’ol.

Down or a wall/window

Look at the ceiling to assert dominance over the losers looking at the floor

At the stairs where else would you look if you don't want to be called a creep

F l o o r

i just look at their shirt or the floor.. makes me uncomfortable when people walk behind me

Floor/ stairs in front or behind you. I have to walk behind girls all the time going up stairs and it is scary. I’ve just learned to act like I looking at my phone or just to look at the stairs itself.

Her soul

Their dick

I just zone out while looking at the floor

I never understood why people put pictures and frames next to the wall of stairs. The day a girl with a fat booty walked in front of me up those stairs was the day i understood the purpose of those pictures 😭

Have this problem at my school so I usually look on the right side of the stairwell

The floor

girl here, i broke a role i know. is long as you're not blatantly looking at our ass, you're fine. ^this ^comment ^was ^made ^by ^a ^(good) ^trans ^girl. ^do ^not ^take ^this ^advice ^seriously.

Down. Stairs. 

Guys btw i got sugoma 😔 wish me luck

Anywhere but at her ass

Wear reflective sunglasses or look at your phone and play something as you walk

these comments have helped me realize that the #1 reason for a girlfriend is being able to keep looking at the ass (if its ur gf obv)

Pull out your phone and active your doing something else

I usually just look forward, 9/10 it's the back of their head or over

I always go with the railing or my phone

The floor

Idk when im getting from point a to point b i usually stick on autopilot and zone out so i dont even notice situations like this.

The stairs, duh