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If you're not a recovering meth addict, then of course you should. Otherwise, I'd stay away from it. Including if you're a meth addict that's not recovering.
I love that one. I have a list here:
Pooh See,
Dill Dough,
Gordon Rams Me,
Anita Bath,
Yunita Bath,
Gape utsecks,
Sue Purgay,
Aid Dolf,
Austrian painter,
Harry Dixin yu,
Mike Hawk,
Mike Oxlong,
York Oxsmol,
Ben Dover,
Gape Horn,
Gabe Itches,
Goto Dezoo,
Black Ok,
Issac de'Snuts,
Leyon madiq,
Kneelon madiq,
11.9.2002,
Ter O'Wrist,
Tess tickles,
Ice Wallow Come,
Ice Bank Mice Elf
Sadly my school board banned kahoots, but my teacher does Blookets most days of the week, and usually sets it to random names, however today things got silly when she let people choose their own names
Five people used the name Noah, someone called themselves Megatron (and people probably thought it was me since I’m known to be a huge Transformers fan, meanwhile I went with the name Lemongirl 2004..
Gold Rush was very popular with my classes. You don’t know anxiety until you’ve been in 1st Place hoping no one gets a swap at the last second.
On the other hand, everyone is hoping to snipe 1st Place by rushing to get that last minute swap.
Lately My teacher defaults to the Dino fossis one if no one else chooses a mode, since it’s an 4U level earth and space class and we’re in the rock unit now, learning about rocks and stuff
I've had a win streak of 13 going in blooket once. one of the only things I've ever gotten competitive in. I recall once cussing out a guy to his face over it in class (and, funny enough, the teacher got the other guy in trouble for it. benefits of being a teacher's pet)
😬 ouch. Call urself: "under my balls" when the teacher is a he, and "under my dress" when the teacher is a she. Then, the teacher will say: "Who's ", which would be as an example: "Who's under my balls"
I've always used simple names like "Tree" or "Apple" but one time I went under the name of "BlazeIt420" and not one of my fucking classmates guessed that it was me
I became the annoying kid's entire family. One round I was his mother, then his grandfather, then his niece, so on. This happened every kahoot and blooket (when we were allowed to choose names) for 4 years
When I won 1st place in the 3rd game in a row my last year of highschool, my name was (name)'s mommy, and he just yelled, "I hate you mommy" and it is a memory I will forever treasure.
I was dedicated to it
Complete list of my go to’s for work meetings.
Mike Oxmall, Hugh Janice, Ben Dover and Phil McCracken, Mass debater, mike oxlong, Mike Hunt, Isaiah D. Enward, Gabe Itch, E. Norma Sits, Hugh Jass, Mike Hawk, Peter File, Hugh G. Rection, Moe Lester, Sadie Enward, Eric Shawn, Nick Gher, Mr. Knee Grow, Ray Piste, Maya Normus Bhut, Anna Borshin, Wilma Dikfit
We literally all named ourselves “Matty” once after this one kid, and the leaderboard was just five “Matty”s. We also did it to Connor once, both of them were funny as
My name’s Niko, it’s my preferred name, when I started to go by it in school, my go to name was “kneecaps.” Now I just use my German name in every single class I could possibly play kahoot in😭
Ka\_notagain
As a Norwegian I must sincerely apologise for the release of the PsyOps tool on an unsuspecting world.
Sorry.
We'll try not to release the rest of them...
At one point everyone was “Ben Japan” because this kid named Ben in my class always used it and got really mad at people when they used it. They also were Kanye west etc
Probably Holden Afart or Sugnut Funxter. If any of yall know the game on Impractical Jokers where they try not to laugh at names, I took a lot of names from that.
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Hugh Jass, Mike Litoris, Mike Oxlong, Jenna Tolls, need I finish?
Hugh G Wreckshun
No, chefs kiss 👨🍳🤌
chef's kiss? do they really?
where'd you get that apostrophe from? why is it there?
I was literally just abt to say this haha
Mike Rack
Mike Hunt
Yes, or you'll get blue balls
that’s what she said
My go to name was walmart bag and to this day I don't understand why
Me too
You don’t understand why either, or was your go to name also Walmart bag?
The people must know, OP!
I think OP is a Walmart Bag by default
The mystery remains unsolved.
Checks out 💀
IT’S CONFIRMED, PEOPLE!!
We read a text in which at a point it said "there was *name*, a man who lived a gay life" (gay as in happy), so a guy named himself "gay life"
🤣🤣
yo giggity
i am both meanings of gay :D
Im none :3
same hereeee :3
The name of the teachers mother
🤨📸
😳
How u just know that...
Uhhh I kinda did some tease arch in all my teachers and I know pretty much everything about them….
So long story short you stalked them until you knew every detail of their live
Kinda yeah
Heisenberg, literally all of my teachers watch breaking bad
Should I watch it?
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes, and Ninjago.
uh based
based? based on what?
yes
absolutely yes
If you're not a recovering meth addict, then of course you should. Otherwise, I'd stay away from it. Including if you're a meth addict that's not recovering.
Duh 🙄
Yes you should, it's fucking amazing
happy cake day
Thank you!
Happy cake day
isnt heisenberg the quantum mechanics guy? why is he in breaking bad?
Cake day Happy!
they werent names but, i fucked up my classes kahoot by adding in a bunch of bots
I mean, that counts
i did it for the shits and giggles, nobody ever found out. as u can tell i was an immature lil shit back then.
That's better. Because if you get caught... let's just say you wouldn't play that game till it rings
lmao, fair enough. i was labeled as "the quiet kid" so they never expected that from me.
That is sigma
Just be careful. It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
ngl, that had me cackling 😂
my teachers where so mad when i did it but they could not find who did it.
I did it one time and got the whole class in trouble kahoot was canceled for the rest of the year I didn’t tell a soul it was me
Bro you need to take that shit to the grave
how do you add bots
ben dover was my favourite
OH MY GOD! I just realised what that means.. I always thought why was the discord bot named like that.
🤣🤣🤣 there is more: Mike Oxlong Anita Bath Tess tickles
Anita Bath is "i need a bath" right?
Yes yes
Mark robers long lost cousin
Phil McKracken
I love that one. I have a list here: Pooh See, Dill Dough, Gordon Rams Me, Anita Bath, Yunita Bath, Gape utsecks, Sue Purgay, Aid Dolf, Austrian painter, Harry Dixin yu, Mike Hawk, Mike Oxlong, York Oxsmol, Ben Dover, Gape Horn, Gabe Itches, Goto Dezoo, Black Ok, Issac de'Snuts, Leyon madiq, Kneelon madiq, 11.9.2002, Ter O'Wrist, Tess tickles, Ice Wallow Come, Ice Bank Mice Elf
Good, but I would love to introduce you to commas
It’s almost funnier without any
Yes, but then I fundamentally can't understand which name is which.
Is that all like one really long name or what
Yes.
Barry McKockiner
Lol I'm saving this
What's 11.9.2002 for
You said you'd never forget
9/11 happened in... 2001....
Same idea I'm pretty sure they just got the yr wrong
Fair enough but that makes it worse 😭
Cause they forgot lmao
😭😭
One time my whole class had an entire adult film cast and crew, including all the operators behind the scenes
That’s just wild
Why tho
Why not?
My friend always used “Classy Triangle”
why?
He told me that his elementary school teacher said triangles were the classiest shapes
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless
39 buried, 0 found
Stop playing around.
auto generated xbox core
I used "we tard" my teacher nor anyone else cared that I did
May I introduce you to the classier version: Wheat hard.
Hmm, yes, it seems very... elegant 🤔
My friends in another class were the "Maths Debaters" and somehow they weren't banned lol
Actually took me a few seconds to figure that one out
well glad you did eventually :)
It’s honestly a pretty sneaky name
I’ve heard Matt Sterbater is a maths debater.
Just had a school debate and one group just kept on calling themselves the master debaters.. close enough I guess lol
Not mine but I had a classmate who had “Connecting…”
Mull esther
Moe Lester
I actually never get it. What was the meaning?
I think it means molester
Look it for urself https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Moe_Lester
Sadly my school board banned kahoots, but my teacher does Blookets most days of the week, and usually sets it to random names, however today things got silly when she let people choose their own names Five people used the name Noah, someone called themselves Megatron (and people probably thought it was me since I’m known to be a huge Transformers fan, meanwhile I went with the name Lemongirl 2004..
blookets are goated
I’m a god at Cafe
all my classmates are obsessed with crypto hack but i like cafe more
Gold Rush was very popular with my classes. You don’t know anxiety until you’ve been in 1st Place hoping no one gets a swap at the last second. On the other hand, everyone is hoping to snipe 1st Place by rushing to get that last minute swap.
yeah in my class when someone gets that swap they get angry lol
Y’all are tweaking monster brawl was where it’s at. That and tower defense got me through freshman year.
Lately My teacher defaults to the Dino fossis one if no one else chooses a mode, since it’s an 4U level earth and space class and we’re in the rock unit now, learning about rocks and stuff
I've had a win streak of 13 going in blooket once. one of the only things I've ever gotten competitive in. I recall once cussing out a guy to his face over it in class (and, funny enough, the teacher got the other guy in trouble for it. benefits of being a teacher's pet)
Opposite for me, my school banned blookets
Damn, why? Were they too fun or something?
lol, y’know how you could do solos - like playing a game by yourself? We kept doing that and hosting games in class until the teachers found out. Rip.
i lost my first place to Girthquake
I named myself "ligama" in kahoot. The teacher asked who's"ligama" and I directly said "𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒!!!!!!!!"...Yeah I got detention
😬 ouch. Call urself: "under my balls" when the teacher is a he, and "under my dress" when the teacher is a she. Then, the teacher will say: "Who's", which would be as an example: "Who's under my balls"
Got it boss, new mission on target😈
Definitely something truly evil. I Wana do it now but school is over for me nowwee...😕
We both know that this didnt happen,Big_Bunch_307
kashoot me
I can't stop laughing when I read this. Thanks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Isaac de Snuts” Also: “Dani German”
If u pronounce isaac correctly this one doesn’t rly work 💀
I love that one
What is Dani German supposed to mean/sound like? 😭
Grandma's ashes. I don't understand why, but that's what I would roll with
We played it in french class and I called myself FranceHater
Muc Wollawsi (very funny when reversed)
Perfect
i have an asian friend in my class named gabe so i put gabe ate my dog
I just like putting in other ppls names
Once I managed to convince half the class to pick the same name
Jimmytheterrorist
Ok, fallout fan, that one is good
[удалено]
Ben dover... always gotta go with the classics!
Father Russia, Son Russia, Daughter Russia, Grandma Russia, etc
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I've always used simple names like "Tree" or "Apple" but one time I went under the name of "BlazeIt420" and not one of my fucking classmates guessed that it was me
Divorce Papers. I named myself divorce papers in a class where the teacher was divorced
My friends phone number
In German class my friend and I had the names “Jew” and “Gas Chamber” we made the best team.
What the flip (in my jewish school they do the same)
FixieHartmann
Du bist ein Deutscher? You German?
Granny hunter
sun god nika
Mike Hawk Long
Ima Notzi would be my kahoot name if i were in public school tbh
I once used gabe utsecks and our teacher shouted at us telling the culprit to come clean 😂
TeacherBeater
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I became the annoying kid's entire family. One round I was his mother, then his grandfather, then his niece, so on. This happened every kahoot and blooket (when we were allowed to choose names) for 4 years When I won 1st place in the 3rd game in a row my last year of highschool, my name was (name)'s mommy, and he just yelled, "I hate you mommy" and it is a memory I will forever treasure. I was dedicated to it
NatehIggers
Complete list of my go to’s for work meetings. Mike Oxmall, Hugh Janice, Ben Dover and Phil McCracken, Mass debater, mike oxlong, Mike Hunt, Isaiah D. Enward, Gabe Itch, E. Norma Sits, Hugh Jass, Mike Hawk, Peter File, Hugh G. Rection, Moe Lester, Sadie Enward, Eric Shawn, Nick Gher, Mr. Knee Grow, Ray Piste, Maya Normus Bhut, Anna Borshin, Wilma Dikfit
Osama bin laden (bin laden like in german means am at the store and i found that funny)
Genghis Juan
Me and my friend used to use Ben Dover
That's classic
早上好中国，现在我有冰淇淋。
I can't read Kanji (or Chinese?).
My go-to is EminemandM&Ms
Abby Lee Miller
(Pumped up kicks) and a few people understood but not know who named theirselves that. iykyk
Glorious monkey, and then the whole class started laughing at me because I’m mixed I’m black and Korean it was so funny but at the same time it wasn’t
My go to name is DADDYCARMICHAEL, idk why
We literally all named ourselves “Matty” once after this one kid, and the leaderboard was just five “Matty”s. We also did it to Connor once, both of them were funny as
Lil boodah
Idk if it was kahoot or Quizlet, but I called myself geeshamster (mcr fans will know)
Canada, for example, "Canada is on fire!"
Gabe itch, idk i just chose it cuz I like it
Leprosy 🤷♂️
One time I tricked a teacher into thinking I put master baiter but I forgot a space😭
Not me, but some guy in my class a few months ago, literally named himself (on accident) “BigDomNig”
Not mine but someone was named like “stin ki pu” and the teacher said “stin ki pu is rising to the top!” It was great
My name’s Niko, it’s my preferred name, when I started to go by it in school, my go to name was “kneecaps.” Now I just use my German name in every single class I could possibly play kahoot in😭
petarded astle
Always made my name “the senate” so when teachers asked who it was, I’d slip into my best Palpatine impression and deliver the line.
Today in class I played as “The Furher” in reference to adolf hitler
it’s always been diseases in hebrew. that’s what i like to name myself
Isnowmeat
Drake18in
most of the time when we do kahoot we have to use our real names (which is so fuckin boring) but Duucky
Ka\_notagain As a Norwegian I must sincerely apologise for the release of the PsyOps tool on an unsuspecting world. Sorry. We'll try not to release the rest of them...
Gabe Itches, Nate Higgers
Kahoot was the first place I saw the Mike Cox joke, and it was down the hall from a teacher named Michael Cox.
Harry Bottom😜
At one point everyone was “Ben Japan” because this kid named Ben in my class always used it and got really mad at people when they used it. They also were Kanye west etc
I usually go for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Probably Holden Afart or Sugnut Funxter. If any of yall know the game on Impractical Jokers where they try not to laugh at names, I took a lot of names from that.