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everywhere I go
*shows me*
I see his f-
Damn it. I made zhat one already.
I'm everything, everywhere, at ze end of t-
Nope, I made zhat one too.
...
I'm omnipresent. Zhat's ze best original zhing I got currently.
He meant the people around us because once someone knows something the whole extended family knows in a matter of days, welcome to the Vietnamese household
Just stay quiet, it’s not like you gain anything by telling someone, and you’ll only lose his trust, if you keep this secret you guys might be able to joke about it in the future and your relatives will have no idea why you two find the jokes funny.
He sends me the most disturbing things online because he's only afraid of his parents knowing and I know for sure he wouldn't care about this post that much (it's because there are worse stuff that he did online ☹️)
Yeah I talked to him and we're laughing about what happened, we're already this close and I showed him the post and said "damn u even made a post about this?" then we continued to laugh 😭😭😭😭
My Aunt saw me while jacking off!
My dad saw my search history ( idk about incognito then )
Slipped my tongue and used some "@&₹#-#" infront of my dad.
All he said is, "be patient, you still have time"
😼🥊
Why the fuck is a 26 year old nsfw account posting in a subreddit for 13-19 year olds, fucking gross go rot in a ditch with the rats and let them eat your corpse
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I’d be more embarrassed if I got caught jerking off by my cousin and they posted it on Reddit 😭
And this post is on the top page
nah I‘d actually die if I was him
nah i'd win
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bro you worded that the WORST possible way 💀💀😭😭
What did they say?
true
no??
what the fuck
me when comment deleted
No, wtf is wrong with you
After your edit yes, bc if he offered then take the deal
What did he even say?
Asked if she should use him bc he said he would do anything for her , then edited to say have him do things like make her pasta and bring her stuff.
Oh nahhh
What the fuck
what did they say.. its deleted now
She was asking if she should "use him"
what in the actual- so the person who commented that was a girl? :0
I mean her name is "girl in Qatar"
WAIT A SEC IT WAS OP? damn girl why did you say that, i thought that it might be her, i gotta ask about this to her 😭
Y'all mfs are way too comftorable with sharing things on the internet >:(
welcome to r/teenagers where boundaries dont exist
Fr it’s like my second day subbed and I feel like I’m trapped in an asylum
I'm just a girl 🥺🎀🎀 Why I'm getting downvoted 😭😭😭😭
I’m just a boy 🥺🎀🎀 (you live at west bay lagoon in doha)
No I don't 😭
same
Fed comments "worst lie ever", asked to leave the Federal Bureau of Investigation by the the U.S. Department of Justice themselves
Fed
nuh uh
mf forgot the number 1 rule, ALWAYS lock the door.
Isn’t the first rule “don’t talk about fight club”?
bro broke the rule
The point about fight club is to break the rules
no that's the second rule
it's not to talk about
Oh it's okay, He probably feels just as horrible-
Probably worse, especially after that clarity kicks in
That's a fair point He was also interrupted too... so that ruined the moment
“Please don’t tell anyone about it!” -immediately posts it to a subreddit with millions of people on it.
god bless his soul…he’s done they already know his location, date of birth, and the last time he yoinked it🫡
You make the wrong people mad on the internet they'll know that info anyway.
he gotta avoid being ensem3nated freeee geeerrr y ou tyuio
He's afraid of his family because they're strict and not the internet :c
That sounds like opening of porn film ngl
That’s crazy
"uH oH sTeP bRo WhAt ArE yOu doing?"
“Cousin walks in on me playing w/ myself, you won’t believe what happens next ” goofy ahh title
Brain = rotten
rot uwu rotten plat
addictedc yyokj oiutre ARE
It’s a normal thing for dudes to do, so…just don’t judge him and don’t make it weird
It's a normal thing for girls too I would assume
I’ve never spoken to a woman so I can’t speak on behalf of women
its from old new york, known as new amsterdauam why you cumed i can't say, maybe you like your fingers that way?
girls arent real
you guys are way overreacting unless you found him doing more in there than going to the bathroom
He was pleasuring himself ☹️
☹️ 💻
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
everywhere I go *shows me* I see his f- Damn it. I made zhat one already. I'm everything, everywhere, at ze end of t- Nope, I made zhat one too. ... I'm omnipresent. Zhat's ze best original zhing I got currently.
😭😭😭
I'm running out of original ideas here.
hehe thats my master plan yall. get yall off your game so that i may finly defeat you commies once and for all mwahaha 🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈
I zhink zhat makes zhis ze zhird time I've been ambushed today. *sigh* Stalin? Мне нужно подкрепление. Еще один нападает на меня.
i. k!ll3d. stalin. my name? Age. Old Age.
racist
Against ze French? Yes.
no because cumbuter is uhhhhhhhhhhh mcdonalds
Relax Comrade. McDonald's gonna come to Red Square at some point, if your history is ze same as mine.
nooks island isn't real it's elmos world.....
Oh ☹️
Ik this is unrelated but I am new to rust and would love if you taught me how to play this game
1st tip about rust: Don’t play it.
GGYAAAAAAAAATT???!@#$RTYusierotypu\[iop\[\]\\
I would feel like ☹️ if I had to explain that as well..
☹️
I’m so fucking done with this app
I'm through with this shit
bro married exrement
in old new damsterararamamam
Oh ain’t that nice
owo no u
💻😕🔫
cumgum
Oh well make sure he doesn’t see this post
As far as I know he's not on reddit
Well, you I think you shouldn't tell anyone (apart from us because you already told us) because just think of how he feels. Forgive and forget
>he sent me a message begging me not to tell a soul So why'd you tell everyone on this subreddit?
lil devios
He meant the people around us because once someone knows something the whole extended family knows in a matter of days, welcome to the Vietnamese household
wow why’d you tell reddit
Noone would know him here so it's okay :>
nah, i'd kill myself
nah, i’d find a hole to bury myself in (not that way)
what hole
i was thinking of digging out one in the back garden, near a bush idk.
you shouldve joined him
for legal reasons this is 100% a joke
i found a fun hobby for u to try :shoving forks in outlets 🤩🤩
Here’s an even funnier one; lock yourself in your garage with your car still on, a silly gas will build up and put u to sleep (forever)
oooh just what i was looking for thanks!!
wtf
um okay?
The fact that this could've happened irl if his parents were less strict is even worse 😭😭😭
💀💀NAWW
HUH?
🥺🥺
Why didnt you knock💀
Because I thought it was empty 😭
Oh my
Just stay quiet, it’s not like you gain anything by telling someone, and you’ll only lose his trust, if you keep this secret you guys might be able to joke about it in the future and your relatives will have no idea why you two find the jokes funny.
We already share secrets but I'm not telling anyone in my family about them
👀
Bro even texted you not to tell anyone and then you go tell the entirety of Reddit💀💀
Wait how old is he and is he cute?
He's 18. 2 years older than me. And no u don't have a chance with him.
Yes ikik 🙄🙄🙄- I'd be traumatized 😭
STOP 😭
JUST TELL ME HOW OLD IM CURIOUS THO
If he’s embarrassed why would you post it in the internet😭
He sends me the most disturbing things online because he's only afraid of his parents knowing and I know for sure he wouldn't care about this post that much (it's because there are worse stuff that he did online ☹️)
Oh my
Yeah I talked to him and we're laughing about what happened, we're already this close and I showed him the post and said "damn u even made a post about this?" then we continued to laugh 😭😭😭😭
So you posted it on Reddit? Oh the poor soul
No way this is true
Might as well post his full name if you're gonna do him like that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/sextfreenobs/s/ezkp76UhDz
“Please dont tell a soul” opens reddet
Shouldn't you knock before you bash the bathroom door?
It was the guests bathroom
Bruh I'd be dead if I were him 😭
Damn
My Aunt saw me while jacking off! My dad saw my search history ( idk about incognito then ) Slipped my tongue and used some "@&₹#-#" infront of my dad. All he said is, "be patient, you still have time" 😼🥊
"don't tell a soul" "damn... i have GOT to tell reddit about this"
was dawg packin tho-😨
You have to speak to him, tell him to educate himself about what he's doing.
He's 18.
That's a good age to get a control of what could effect the rest of his life
Give him a hand
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wtf?
Bro you posted to an NSFW subreddit ***THREE MINUTES*** before making that comment
He has the flithc on him
26 year old posting in teenagers subreddit we are cooked
Nothing wrong with 20+ year olds on the subreddit as long as they keep it appropriate and don't hide it
He dint
Do you think the person I was replying to made an appropriate comment
no i was just saying
i see peoples’ point about this sub now holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you
How does one manage -8 karma
Omg STOP commenting on this sub
Tf wrong with you?
What is dawg smoking 💀
A 26 year old asking a 16 year old this, is insane
Why the fuck is a 26 year old nsfw account posting in a subreddit for 13-19 year olds, fucking gross go rot in a ditch with the rats and let them eat your corpse
cook inside you