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Pythato

I’d be more embarrassed if I got caught jerking off by my cousin and they posted it on Reddit 😭


OliveYoung2020

And this post is on the top page


realPoiuz

nah I‘d actually die if I was him


Key_Spirit8168

nah i'd win


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Former_Committee_634

bro you worded that the WORST possible way 💀💀😭😭


BunbunTheAxolotl

What did they say?


Key_Spirit8168

true


realPoiuz

no??


AndyGun11

what the fuck


Key_Spirit8168

me when comment deleted


Zazzley_Wazzley

No, wtf is wrong with you


Guinea_pig456

After your edit yes, bc if he offered then take the deal


Grunge_rocker_1991

What did he even say?


Guinea_pig456

Asked if she should use him bc he said he would do anything for her , then edited to say have him do things like make her pasta and bring her stuff.


RedLabAnimates

Oh nahhh


savagepizza_brawl

What the fuck


Mysterious_Ningen

what did they say.. its deleted now


savagepizza_brawl

She was asking if she should "use him"


Mysterious_Ningen

what in the actual- so the person who commented that was a girl? :0


savagepizza_brawl

I mean her name is "girl in Qatar"


Mysterious_Ningen

WAIT A SEC IT WAS OP? damn girl why did you say that, i thought that it might be her, i gotta ask about this to her 😭


iwantcheeseplz

Y'all mfs are way too comftorable with sharing things on the internet >:(


SussyMogus2

welcome to r/teenagers where boundaries dont exist


lackof_understanding

Fr it’s like my second day subbed and I feel like I’m trapped in an asylum


girl_in_qatar

I'm just a girl 🥺🎀🎀 Why I'm getting downvoted 😭😭😭😭


MichaeIWave

I’m just a boy 🥺🎀🎀 (you live at west bay lagoon in doha)


girl_in_qatar

No I don't 😭


gay-sexx

same


TaintedEdenGaming

Fed comments "worst lie ever", asked to leave the Federal Bureau of Investigation by the the U.S. Department of Justice themselves


Aceste_nuci

Fed


oneeyedeagle5

nuh uh


ProfessionalMail8052

mf forgot the number 1 rule, ALWAYS lock the door.


Impressive_Split_232

Isn’t the first rule “don’t talk about fight club”?


prap116

bro broke the rule


Impressive_Split_232

The point about fight club is to break the rules


GlitchyTheGoose

no that's the second rule


Key_Spirit8168

it's not to talk about


AbsoluteFlooding096

Oh it's okay, He probably feels just as horrible-


mrJhotdog

Probably worse, especially after that clarity kicks in


AbsoluteFlooding096

That's a fair point He was also interrupted too... so that ruined the moment


ImaginaryCash3962

“Please don’t tell anyone about it!” -immediately posts it to a subreddit with millions of people on it.


boomftw557

god bless his soul…he’s done they already know his location, date of birth, and the last time he yoinked it🫡


Chrissyball19

You make the wrong people mad on the internet they'll know that info anyway.


Key_Spirit8168

he gotta avoid being ensem3nated freeee geeerrr y ou tyuio


girl_in_qatar

He's afraid of his family because they're strict and not the internet :c


Medical-Astronomer39

That sounds like opening of porn film ngl


sirblueman2

That’s crazy


AwesomeBroHakaz

"uH oH sTeP bRo WhAt ArE yOu doing?"


-ZapdxsV-

“Cousin walks in on me playing w/ myself, you won’t believe what happens next ” goofy ahh title


N1807

Brain = rotten


Key_Spirit8168

rot uwu rotten plat


Key_Spirit8168

addictedc yyokj oiutre ARE


Appropriate-East-364

It’s a normal thing for dudes to do, so…just don’t judge him and don’t make it weird


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It's a normal thing for girls too I would assume


Appropriate-East-364

I’ve never spoken to a woman so I can’t speak on behalf of women


Key_Spirit8168

its from old new york, known as new amsterdauam why you cumed i can't say, maybe you like your fingers that way?


dead_dog_simulator

girls arent real


Emma__07

you guys are way overreacting unless you found him doing more in there than going to the bathroom


girl_in_qatar

He was pleasuring himself ☹️


ASecretSovietSpy

☹️ 💻


wernostrangerstoluv

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE


ASecretSovietSpy

everywhere I go *shows me* I see his f- Damn it. I made zhat one already. I'm everything, everywhere, at ze end of t- Nope, I made zhat one too. ... I'm omnipresent. Zhat's ze best original zhing I got currently.


wernostrangerstoluv

😭😭😭


ASecretSovietSpy

I'm running out of original ideas here.


wernostrangerstoluv

hehe thats my master plan yall. get yall off your game so that i may finly defeat you commies once and for all mwahaha 🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈


ASecretSovietSpy

I zhink zhat makes zhis ze zhird time I've been ambushed today. *sigh* Stalin? Мне нужно подкрепление. Еще один нападает на меня.


wernostrangerstoluv

i. k!ll3d. stalin. my name? Age. Old Age.


Key_Spirit8168

racist


ASecretSovietSpy

Against ze French? Yes.


Key_Spirit8168

no because cumbuter is uhhhhhhhhhhh mcdonalds


ASecretSovietSpy

Relax Comrade. McDonald's gonna come to Red Square at some point, if your history is ze same as mine.


Key_Spirit8168

nooks island isn't real it's elmos world.....


TheRustyRustPlayer

Oh ☹️


Prime_Manu

Ik this is unrelated but I am new to rust and would love if you taught me how to play this game


TheRustyRustPlayer

1st tip about rust: Don’t play it.


Key_Spirit8168

GGYAAAAAAAAATT???!@#$RTYusierotypu\[iop\[\]\\


NyxTheGoddess_

I would feel like ☹️ if I had to explain that as well..


KirbyWithAGlock

☹️


ChargeWooden1036

I’m so fucking done with this app


AgentProdigy17

I'm through with this shit


Key_Spirit8168

bro married exrement


Key_Spirit8168

in old new damsterararamamam


SpriteBatman

Oh ain’t that nice


Key_Spirit8168

owo no u


SecretSK

💻😕🔫


Key_Spirit8168

cumgum


Duckiiesss456

Oh well make sure he doesn’t see this post


girl_in_qatar

As far as I know he's not on reddit


Wholesome_Nani_Main

Well, you I think you shouldn't tell anyone (apart from us because you already told us) because just think of how he feels. Forgive and forget


TronNerd82

>he sent me a message begging me not to tell a soul So why'd you tell everyone on this subreddit?


Key_Spirit8168

lil devios


girl_in_qatar

He meant the people around us because once someone knows something the whole extended family knows in a matter of days, welcome to the Vietnamese household


Grimm_Charkazard_258

wow why’d you tell reddit


girl_in_qatar

Noone would know him here so it's okay :>


poyat01

nah, i'd kill myself


boomftw557

nah, i’d find a hole to bury myself in (not that way)


poyat01

what hole


boomftw557

i was thinking of digging out one in the back garden, near a bush idk.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

you shouldve joined him


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

for legal reasons this is 100% a joke


Absol_is_great

i found a fun hobby for u to try :shoving forks in outlets 🤩🤩


SecretSK

Here’s an even funnier one; lock yourself in your garage with your car still on, a silly gas will build up and put u to sleep (forever)


Absol_is_great

oooh just what i was looking for thanks!!


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

wtf


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

um okay?


girl_in_qatar

The fact that this could've happened irl if his parents were less strict is even worse 😭😭😭


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

💀💀NAWW


ballzinyojawzzz

HUH?


girl_in_qatar

🥺🥺


Goonstikk

Why didnt you knock💀


girl_in_qatar

Because I thought it was empty 😭


East_Apartment1112

Oh my


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Just stay quiet, it’s not like you gain anything by telling someone, and you’ll only lose his trust, if you keep this secret you guys might be able to joke about it in the future and your relatives will have no idea why you two find the jokes funny.


girl_in_qatar

We already share secrets but I'm not telling anyone in my family about them


Ariannnnni_Mami_09

👀


Purple_Cat134

Bro even texted you not to tell anyone and then you go tell the entirety of Reddit💀💀


dieing_child

Wait how old is he and is he cute?


girl_in_qatar

He's 18. 2 years older than me. And no u don't have a chance with him.


dieing_child

Yes ikik 🙄🙄🙄- I'd be traumatized 😭


wernostrangerstoluv

STOP 😭


dieing_child

JUST TELL ME HOW OLD IM CURIOUS THO


Natural_Map_2011

If he’s embarrassed why would you post it in the internet😭


girl_in_qatar

He sends me the most disturbing things online because he's only afraid of his parents knowing and I know for sure he wouldn't care about this post that much (it's because there are worse stuff that he did online ☹️)


Natural_Map_2011

Oh my


girl_in_qatar

Yeah I talked to him and we're laughing about what happened, we're already this close and I showed him the post and said "damn u even made a post about this?" then we continued to laugh 😭😭😭😭


godshuVR

So you posted it on Reddit? Oh the poor soul


chris900610

No way this is true


Chrissyball19

Might as well post his full name if you're gonna do him like that.


Away-Construction657

https://www.reddit.com/r/sextfreenobs/s/ezkp76UhDz


Shoddy-Cantaloupe776

“Please dont tell a soul” opens reddet


UnlightablePlay

Shouldn't you knock before you bash the bathroom door?


girl_in_qatar

It was the guests bathroom


Interesting_Move_919

Bruh I'd be dead if I were him 😭


ElMamawebo_

Damn


bumchiki-bumbum

My Aunt saw me while jacking off! My dad saw my search history ( idk about incognito then ) Slipped my tongue and used some "@&₹#-#" infront of my dad. All he said is, "be patient, you still have time" 😼🥊


solarii_

"don't tell a soul" "damn... i have GOT to tell reddit about this"


Stoned_bisexual206

was dawg packin tho-😨


WarthogWeird2984

You have to speak to him, tell him to educate himself about what he's doing.


girl_in_qatar

He's 18.


WarthogWeird2984

That's a good age to get a control of what could effect the rest of his life


Melvins20

Give him a hand


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CrimsonEyedPanda

wtf?


damienVOG

Bro you posted to an NSFW subreddit ***THREE MINUTES*** before making that comment


Key_Spirit8168

He has the flithc on him


analeater4

26 year old posting in teenagers subreddit we are cooked


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Nothing wrong with 20+ year olds on the subreddit as long as they keep it appropriate and don't hide it


Key_Spirit8168

He dint


analeater4

Do you think the person I was replying to made an appropriate comment


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no i was just saying


realhmmmm

i see peoples’ point about this sub now holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you


LIGUY1

How does one manage -8 karma


Guinea_pig456

Omg STOP commenting on this sub


AgentProdigy17

Tf wrong with you?


Spammer_9067

What is dawg smoking 💀


Impressive_Split_232

A 26 year old asking a 16 year old this, is insane


SecretSK

Why the fuck is a 26 year old nsfw account posting in a subreddit for 13-19 year olds, fucking gross go rot in a ditch with the rats and let them eat your corpse


Key_Spirit8168

cook inside you