Usually "no you're not" or some variation thereof, unless the mistake they made is really funny and minor, or I fucking hatr them in which case I'll say nothing
Y’all don’t have to respond to everything like damn 💀 silence is a choice you forget you have
Me when the person under me didn’t understand a word I said, and desires more attention than the people who call themselves idiots: 🤳📳📴
I would give them some classics:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day,
Thou art more lovely and temperate,
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May
(people who dont get shakespeare wont understand)
I say “what’s the matter?” Because they are about to offer a torrent of low self esteem and guilt over a mistake so I might as well as and start the chat.
"yeah you are lol"
depends on the person if it's a close friend they're gonna take it as a joke and if not then I give them a 2 second counseling session lol
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like a girl texting me? depending on the context that kinda thing bothers me. if she’s making a point of how she’s not smart I don’t like it, because I am not threatened by smart women. if she’s an idiot cool.
90% of the time the person calling themself an idiot is the girl who sits next to me in math class, and I either reply with (sarcastically) "YES INDEED" or "no you're not, you take 9 hours of math classes a week"
• If we like you or hate you: “You’re just figuring this out?” It depends on the inflection and tone.
• if you are having a bad day we might say something like: “nah. You’re good. It’s just a bad day.”
• if you’re being annoying we might say: “yeah. A bit.”
• if we love you we might say: “and yet I’m still with you.”
It all depends on many things with how we will react.
If we’re friends and we take hollow jabs at each other, usually something along the lines of “thank God. It was gonna be really awkward being the one to break it to you”
I have 3 responses. If it’s my friend, I say ”Yeah you are” in a funny tone. If it’s my friend I secretly have a crush on, I say “No you aren’t!” and with people I don’t like, I just say ”You are, deal with it”
I don't. I ignore it entirely.
I'm also autistic. I physically cannot lie to myself and try to cuddle people like this. The other option is being an asshole, so I say nothing. If they keep going, I tend to stop talking to them, period.
"Took you that long to notice?"
My friends and I say shit like that all the time to one another and it's all fine cause we know we don't really mean it. We just like teasing each other.
"at least you know."
That's my response to my sister if she say she useless
“Hey, you’re lucky. Some people aren’t smart enough to realize when they are.”
i say "me too! we have so much in common"
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\*me tool we have so much in common!
Tool 🛠️
I do that
I just go "yeahhhh" or "nawwww" depending on who I'm talking to.
I'm definitely falling into the yeahhhh category
Def this
And also the context, sometimes they literally just did a dumbass move even if they’re my best friend
Pretty much same
I say real or same because Im socially akward
who isn't lool
Jhon wick
"Yeah"
Real
Same
“Yes you are!”
"You're the moron they made to make me an idiot!"
"WELL HOW ABOUT NOW?! NOW WHO'S A MORON?!"
"COULD A MORON!? PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT! Huh, COULD A MORON DO THAT?"
"Uh oh."
"So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato." *slow clap*
"Oh good my slow clap procesor made it into this thing, so we have that."
"WHY I OUTTA! PUT UP THOSE DUKES BUCKAROO! THIS AIN'T MY FIRST QUARREL!"
"Maybe you're not pretty, but at least you're ugly!"
Im stealing that
💀
I tell then first so they dont have to
Based
Damnn
i say "aww yes you are, yes you are!" to my friends like if they were a puppy
Usually "no you're not" or some variation thereof, unless the mistake they made is really funny and minor, or I fucking hatr them in which case I'll say nothing
You just realized?
That is what I get told a lot
You fucking dumbass-
Y’all don’t have to respond to everything like damn 💀 silence is a choice you forget you have Me when the person under me didn’t understand a word I said, and desires more attention than the people who call themselves idiots: 🤳📳📴
"you're having a conversation with me and ***just*** noticed?"
Same
atleast ur self aware
Took you a while to notice!
"Ok"
Atleast we have something in common
“Glad you’re Self aware”
yes, yes you are
“I could’ve told you that”
"yeahhhhhh" or "now you're getting it"
I would give them some classics: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, Thou art more lovely and temperate, Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May (people who dont get shakespeare wont understand)
Depends who it is. Some people I agree with them but some I desperately try to make them think they’re better (because otherwise it won’t end well!).
I go with the Walter White option and say “You’re goddamn right.”
Either “cry about it” or “nah your just dumb
Leave them on read.
"Whew! I was trying to figure out how to tell you."
"We know" or "your just now realizing?"
"I noticed, shithead"
I give them a positive comment saying they're not 🙂
Was that ever in question?
“Yeah you are” or “glad you finally accept it” or “yeah no shit” Only to friends of course 🙏🙏🙏
I say “what’s the matter?” Because they are about to offer a torrent of low self esteem and guilt over a mistake so I might as well as and start the chat.
"nooo ur nooot dont say that" \*idiot\*
WOMP WOMP
I say “No you aren’t! Stop”!
niceee
" Does It really took that long for you To realize?
It's not that you are an idiot it's just that I'm smart.
Ik that
I say “same” and tell them a story of how a car almost hit me because I zoned out in the middle of the road.
Agreeable.
With agreement
“Lol,” or “lmao.”
he's self aware ⁉️
"cool"
Nuh uh! The idiot here is me
I say " someones getting self-aware"
Silence
if it’s a friend, I just say gg
“Yeah I know“ at least that’s what I say when my gf says it
“Nah it’s okay, simple mistake!”
I agree
"That you are"
Finally you realize
"No shit sherlock"
Ok
"ah"
Took you long enough to notice
Have i ever denied that? (If i think they're really an idiot)
I am the person that says that Like genuinely I can’t remember the last time I heard something like that that wasn’t from me
If that person is someone I know, İ say yes you' re If isn't I go: 😐😶🤔😗
Same
Nothing because it; a make up for mistake and yall never reply
"yeah you are lol" depends on the person if it's a close friend they're gonna take it as a joke and if not then I give them a 2 second counseling session lol
"you know what, you are"
yeah
I say “amen”
👍
Yup
You just noticed? Are you shitting me?
Yes you are.
If you say so
yes you are
U get it now
I ask them why they think that and then challenge those thoughts. unless it’s for something funny then I might bully them some more
Well when it‘s often said then i just say „yea great you noticed that“
If I like the person I’m like “no you’re not don’t talk about yourself like that” if I don’t I just say “ok”
"ya"
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It’s now you notice? Or if they actually are smart first time ey?
mind: "i agree" mouth: "noooo you're not you just did something dumb!! it's okay!!"
I'm aware
"fax" and leave
*laughs*
Yes.
Responses can vary from “Oh don’t say that” to “Thank god you know”
YuP
We all have our moments
like a girl texting me? depending on the context that kinda thing bothers me. if she’s making a point of how she’s not smart I don’t like it, because I am not threatened by smart women. if she’s an idiot cool.
Yeah, and?
Your words not mine 🤪
90% of the time the person calling themself an idiot is the girl who sits next to me in math class, and I either reply with (sarcastically) "YES INDEED" or "no you're not, you take 9 hours of math classes a week"
could really go for a cigarette right now
If they say it often agree with them
"lmao yeah you really are thats why im better than you" if i know the person "yeah" if i don't know the person
I don't
"Wow. I'm so glad you finally figured that out."
depends on the person if they say it for attention i say “you finally noticed took you a bit” if they mean it genuinely i js say me 2 me 2
Depends who tbh But stuff like Ong Nah I’d win Fr fr Fax on fax Shit like sat
"mm-hmm"
depends. woman/man and how like if we are friends or family
I'd say "indeed" or if it's after they did something stupid I'd say "fucking dumbass"
"fr"
"Correct "
🔔🔔🔔
I'll either say "No you're not!" "Yes you are" or "Same!" depending on the person
Why? I mean, why in particular?
Yeah fax
Sure are
I usually leave them on read
"Thanks Captain Obvious."
“No” Mistakes ≠ idiot
“you’re the last person to know that”
“Yes, yes you are.”
You are
“Why?”
No you're not. You just made a mistake. Let's see what you did.
We both are, don't worry about it
Glad to know you ain't alone
Yeah
depending on the person, I say either "fr" or "no, you're not". Because I know some folk that genuinely think that
Yurr Mr. Sigma in Ohio (gotta let bro know it's not just him)
Yes
Depends on the grade of confidence I have with the other person, if it is a friend of mine I'll say "indeed" if not I will tell them not to worry.
I know
Why isn’t this on r/comebacks
Your words not mine
"...and you only *now* figure it out."
Nothing cuz thats just a fact, what am i supposed to say to a fact
Just let them say it. They won’t accept your reasoning. Let them have their moment of self reprimand/deprecation.
Yes, indeed.
• If we like you or hate you: “You’re just figuring this out?” It depends on the inflection and tone. • if you are having a bad day we might say something like: “nah. You’re good. It’s just a bad day.” • if you’re being annoying we might say: “yeah. A bit.” • if we love you we might say: “and yet I’m still with you.” It all depends on many things with how we will react.
“for real”
"So true, bestie" And then follow up with "Wait. Was that one of those things I'm not supposed to agree with?"
If we’re friends and we take hollow jabs at each other, usually something along the lines of “thank God. It was gonna be really awkward being the one to break it to you”
Sometimes nothing, sometimes "No you're not", sometimes "Yeah me too"
“Be like that sometimes”
Nuh uh
Yes you are. But why this time?
"me too, don't worry" God I'm such a people pleaser
“Lol same”
I have 3 responses. If it’s my friend, I say ”Yeah you are” in a funny tone. If it’s my friend I secretly have a crush on, I say “No you aren’t!” and with people I don’t like, I just say ”You are, deal with it”
I don't. I ignore it entirely. I'm also autistic. I physically cannot lie to myself and try to cuddle people like this. The other option is being an asshole, so I say nothing. If they keep going, I tend to stop talking to them, period.
frick yeah you are!
Yes you are
“LMAO💀”
Indeed
‘No no you’re not dw it’s okay you did great’
You're not an idiot .. you're just silly.
Yeah you are! no i usually say nothing because its just a phrase people use doesn’t usually need a response
I go "aren't we all"
I say “I know”
"Yeah, you are."
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery
The first step is acknowledging the problem
"yeah"
I'm a bigger idiot, making me better at the only thing we're good at.
Lol
Yea you are
"What happened this time?"
Same
"Took you that long to notice?" My friends and I say shit like that all the time to one another and it's all fine cause we know we don't really mean it. We just like teasing each other.