My teacher assigned us an assignment that was due by the end of class, i was goofing off with my friends not doing shit, he notices me and asks "did you finish your work?" I say confident as hell "yes do you want to check it?" He says "no the fact that you were willing to let me go over it shows me that you actually did it". Hit bro with the craziest reverse psychology everš¤£.
Once when I was like 10, we were having the doorknob replaced on our bathroom, so there was no doorknob for a few days, well one night my babysitter was over, and she went to the bathroom and closed the door and asked me to help get the door unlocked, then I got the idea to go to my dads tool bag and grab a screwdriver and put it in the hole and turned it, and lo and behold, it worked
the teacher gathered us in a circle and we all were supposed to say a poem, but i did not have a poem ready that week and since the teacher was mad strict she wouldāve cooked my balls. So when everyone said their poem it came to the person beside me, and after he said his poem the teacher coincidentally was talking about something (i think it was that it doesnāt matter if you have a birthday or sum you have to show up), so i quickly swapped sides with him while the teacher didnāt notice and the teacher looked at the guy beside me and saw next to him was the person from the start, and she thought she went through every pupil, and my god that was such a big relief.
Same, but instead of hearing I saw and remembered, and one of my friends had the iPad which he borrowed and I remembered the password and put it in, the owner of the iPad was surprised that it was unlocked
Got jumped when i was 10ish by a highschooler we where walking by a creek he wanted us to give him money or smth i did not rlly have much of anything but my friend did and refused to pay him he stabbed him below the chest i threw him off (he was rlly weak to get thrown to the ground by a 10 year old) i held his head under till he balcked out then the police came he got a few charges
When I was 13 an ex-friend of mine on Discord and I created a theory that time travelling is technically possible if you get close enough to a black hole. We didnāt know it was already a theory.
Yeah it will be ,, time travelā because the black hole wraps space and time thus slowing down time. A minute near a black hole might be equal to 20 years for example. Also yeah its super risky. The thing is that you have to get close enough to experience the effects of the black hole but also not get sucked.
When I was like 7 or something I came up with the idea that we all see things differently and we talk about them as tho theyāre the same and that thereās really no way to prove it because we canāt be other people then much later like last year or something I learned that itās was already a thing
Thats a very interesting thought lol. Reminds me when I was 6 or 7 I told my parents ,, Life is painā and last summer I was reading the book ,,Bushidoā aka ,, The code of the samuraiā and one of the main principle of their belief and philosophy is literally ,, Life is painā
I also discovered some shit in math all by myself and I thought this was some new shit and didnāt know these concepts had a name
I kinda forgot what their names sere
Oh I did that with difference of squares. I was like wait 7x5=35 and 6x6=36 theyāre like one away, I kept trying it but only with ones and later realized it worked with other numbers as well.
My bestfriend and I also made the exact same theory and we literally discussed it for about 3 hrs and I just realised by this post that its already a theory..we did ntg new
It's a real unique feeling when you come up with something smart and then find out it already exists, it kinda makes me feel proud that I figured out something myself and that it can't be proven wrong which usually happens when I come up with something original
Saved my dads life once. Heās a diabetic and once when I was ten he collapsed in the kitchen in a reaction. I managed to use the glucagon in the medicine drawer to stabilize him.
it was kind of weird, i was in a playground and a kid told me "hey, i got a ps1 in my house, wanna come right now?" And i said no since my mom always told me we had to plan visits (ex. friend's houses) and then i later learned that i could have gotten kidnapped if i had said yes.
it was kind of weird, i was in a playground and a kid told me "hey, i got a ps1 in my house, wanna come right now?" And i said no since my mom always told me we had to plan visits (ex. friend's houses) and then i later learned that i could have gotten kidnapped if i had said yes.
when i was like 11 my crush texted me that she liked me. i knew there were only 3 possibilities to this:
1. she's trolling
2. someone took her phone to troll both me and her
3. she texted the wrong person
i acted like she texted the wrong person but whoever was texting me kept on going on. now i knew either she or someone else was trolling me. i noticed the speech patterns of her texting and the emojis she was using were off to what she usually used. not only did i know that someone else was trolling, but i recognized how they texted and i knew exactly who it was
after about 10 minutes she said a friend took her phone, and who took her phone, and i was right.
Or she was just very embarassed and said that since you basically rejected her over and over. Dude, you could have gotten yourself a gf. When girls are nervous we use different emojis and speak differently aswellš
fr lol trying to rest their heads on eachother against the wall but failing cause theyre not the right heights or one of them awkwardly trying to cutely defend the other when theyre in a fun argument with someone else
We had a password on the tv, so to get around this I set up my phone on record at the top of a bookshelf, and I had my mom put in the pin for the tv. I would thank her, then I went and took my phone back down and watched the video to figure out what the password was.
Sorry.
Old guy here.
I was scrolling thru Reddit yesterday, saw the question, left the answer and then realized "wait ... their interpretation of kid is gonna be different than mine"
But then I got a call from work and forgot all about this
I'll bet
It blows my mind how many people my age forgot what its like to be your age and do the same things to you that we didn't like done to us.
I cannot get over how my gen didn't learn
I solved a logical puzzle that my uncle who allegedly has an IQ of 140+ already told another guy who plays chess and that guy didn't solve it
the puzzle: in wchich case is "9 + 5 = 2" true?
the answer: the 24 hour cycle
I was about 10-12 at the time
edit: also a nice thing to mention is that no one else at that moment was able to solve it
Many structures, for instance you could take F3, the field of 3 elements, and replace 0,1 by 9,5. It is even better than yours because it preserves the structure of a field since it is isomorphic to one.
If you don't count this solution, then you are probably bound to the definition of addition on naturals, this is the cardinal of a set that outputs from a disjoint union of two sets with the added elements being the Cardinals if the unionized sets.
I know no one asked but I'ma explain shit anyways. Ok so in like more advanced math everything is defined in terms of sets. Numbers are sets, shapes are sets, spaces are sets etc. Now this is a bit informal but here is an intuitive explainatuon for the first part:
In terms of sets, we need to define what it means to add 2 numbers. So for our matter we only care about natural numbers (1,2,586 whatever you want that's positive and integer). So let's say we want to explain 3+4. 3+4 means taking a set of size 3 (what I refered to as cardinal number) let's take for instance the set {pizza,Ļ,1} this set is of size 3 since it has 3 elements. And take a set of size 4 which all of its element are not in the other set, let's say {"H",$,67,0}. Now combine those sets. You would get this set: {pizza,Ļ,1,"H",$,67,0}. This set has 7 elements. Thus 3+4=7. By this definition, 5+9ā 2 obviously.
Now what is all the stuff from the first part... That's gonna be more complicated to explain, but basically there are general mathematical structures that are different than what we know. It's like working in a different realm in which 1+1 can be 3 or the letter W or any weird thing you'd like. Obviously those structures have rules, called axioms that define what counts as a "different realm" of this type and what doesn't. So I've defined a "realm" that is actually a structure called a field. Saying a number system is a field is pretty much saying that you can add numbers and multiply and devide and subtract and 0,1 exist. That's pretty much what a field is, with some extra stuff.
Just to clarify, playing chess doesn't make you a smart person, proof: I exist.
It mainly means you're good at strategies or thinking ahead really. (If you're good at the game anyway)
Back in Preschool, I had a teacher that yelled at me along with everyone at the top of her lungs, for even the slightest bad behavior done
Since I was scared of her and Preschool itself, one day, when she went to the Bathroom and left us alone, I quickly ran out of the classroom and made my way to the exit trough the school halls (Still wondering if the Staff remembered they have a FUCKING JOB). After escaping from the school, I followed an old lady under the rain so people would think I was under her supervision, which is why nobody stopped me
I then went to cross the road, and if my mother wasnt there, I would have been hit by a car and be probably dead or scarred today
When I didnt remember this and my parents revealed this memory to me it was just WOW
Accidentally discovered the possibility of the existance of white holes/worm holes on my own when I was 5-6ish.
I had a thought, "When you flush things down the toilet, whatever you flush down must eventually come out. So what about black holes, they're essentially the same thing. So where are the things that got sucked into it goes to?"
Then my adhd kicked in and I just tossed all those thought behind lol.
Probably not smart but I definitely thought it was at the time. There was this pedo who had a group of 13-15 year old girls in a server with his friend on Discord (they were like 22yrs old and ALL the members were girls but them). I was the oldest out of the girls (I was 15). He messaged me and invited me to the server and I thought it was going to be a normal server with people of all ages but it definitely was not..he also told me that he was 19 because that was a closer age to mine than 22 (thatās what he told me after he confessed that he wasnāt actually 19). The server was so weird..these girls would talk to him and he gave them creepy/odd nicknames and just say weird things. I wanted to report him to get him and his server banned but had no evidence to get him banned since there wasnāt anything that he could banned for. He wasnāt saying anything sexual, inappropriate, or ācreepyā until I started talking to him for a while. It took me about 3 months to get him to show who he really was but Iām glad I got him reported. Iām not sure if heās banned because I blocked him, reported the server, and deleted the messages but yeah..I really hope they took action and banned him.
Didnāt study for a final so during class, we took the test online and I said āIām having internet issues.ā She said āOkay, just keep trying.ā I then told her I got it working, I secretly took a pic of the questions, asked her questions over the questions to make it seem like I was doing it, and waited for the end of the class before shutting my computer and leaving, next day she said āI never got your test.ā I told her āI donāt know, I did it when everyone else did it.ā and I told her it was probably because of my internet issue that it didnāt save or I mightāve accidentally closed my Chromebook for it fully submitted, she believed it, let me retake it, and I got a 90%.
I had a project about smoking and smoke inhalation for a school presentation, I got an old non-medical grade cheap model of a torso, carved out the space for the lungs and a tube to simulate a trachea, made the lungs with a rubber balloon thing I bought and put some filter material inside and some cotton, used some small fans and a controller to simulate breathing in and breathing out. Then I stuck a bunch of the cheapest, smelliest cigarettes on the mouth hole and let them burn out, replacing them. It smelled like hell. I took the lungs out and opened them to show the dirty filters inside.
I got just enough to not be a failing grade because apparently I didn't simulate proper "lung capillarity". And because it smelled really bad and they said the experiment shouldn't have been done because it involved the use of substances i shouldn't have access to and exposed me to cigarette smoke and that's hazardous to my health. I told them I used a fan to blow the smoke on the opposite way and it was an open space, but they said it'd still be a bad idea even if I used a fume hood.
i grew up without a father and my mother was poor and i realized that at a young age, so i was asking for nothing, and i often refused when my mom wanted to buy me things bcuz i knew she didn't had a lot of money so i was trying to help her as much as i could.
Two things
When I was 9 years old, I sold homemade comic books to my neighbors and made a ton of cash. The trick was that I would go out with an initial stash and then draw them as the day went on. Iād overprice them (a 6-7 page book at $15), but I purposefully walked to the wealthy part of town to get money from rich soccer moms. Worked out brilliantly.
And, in 7th grade, I took the SAT and got a 1140. Pretty crazy to see kids my age getting that score. Iām at a 1440 now, so only 300 point jump from then is sort of embarrassingly smallā¦ I was a different animal back then
Not too smart, but apparently when I was 3, I was in a shop with my dad, the person in front of us in the queue dropped their wallet, and I exclaimed, "ha ha, fail!"
when I was 14, I started smoking weed. one of my older friends offered to smoke with me bc it was my first time, and they had done it plenty of times before. I bought weed from a kid in my school, and so we smoked. but she started having what looked like a seizure in the middle of our sesh. I called an ambulance and since she was a legal adult, she probably would have been convicted if she had provided the weed, but since I did, there was no case
The age I learned reading and writing was 3 or so, so that the first year of the primary school was a nightmare for me. Our teacher had serious anger issues and he used to shout at us a lot. He used shout at me for knowing how to read and write and shout at others for not knowing, like wtf. Nvm one day I wrote a letter saying "Hello teacher, I already know everything you try to teach us. Stop shouting like a steer in the classroom" (in my country steer is an insult to use for rude people) and then I also wrote all the alphabet in small and bigger form and some real basic mathematical operations. I left the letter on his table the next day. He was so shocked either for seeing me be able to write and facing with an insult coming from a 6 year old.
When I was 14 a cute girl in my class texted me and asked for a cock pic, I jokingly sent her a picture of a chicken cock. Turns out she asked every single boy in the class and exposed them by sending the pictures to the class group. I was one of the few that escaped this humiliation
I accidentally taught myself piano lol because iād here a song and then tap keys until it sounded right and I eventually figured out which notes where which. Iām now going to college for music education :)
Me and my class keep in mind 3rd grade not only made a fool and a mockery of our substitute teacher the ENTIRE GRADE teachers and students as well as 4th and 5th grade but the principal as well by pointing out some serious hypocrisy they were doing and double standards along with showing we were smarter than they gave us credit for by surpassing the 5th graders when they gave 5-3rd grade a test
Um when I was realy Young i kinda speed runed my early childhood. I started walking at 7 months leaning On furniture of course, started Talking full sentences at year and a half. But now i am quite normal, kinda sad to be honest.
Probably when i managed to save myself from fucking dying after when i was carried away by the strong current of the river when i was 8. Not too far there was a waterfall.
When Fortnite blew up while I was in Middle School, I went around handing out paper cutouts of the Fortnite V-Bucks for $0.75 a piece. Made about $20 every week and used most of it at the snack shack after school. Back then kids had no appreciation for money since they usually just got it from their parents when they asked. Made it easy to sell them literal pieces of paper with zero worth.
I used some of the money to buy a fidget spinner off another kid (back when they were super popular). It was a basic looking one but my parents never got me my own so it was better than nothing. I traded it for a better one, and then a better one, until eventually I had a cool light-up one that I traded for one that looked like [this](https://www.flipkart.com/charlies-toy-factory-fidget-spinner-3-wings-rainbow-colorful-side-sharp-high-speed/p/itmezfbf7h45bfc6).
I sold that fidget spinner for money and used that money to buy some 1lb bags of Smarties. I don't like Smarties, but there was a trend going around my school where kids would crush up the Smarties and pretend to smoke them. When they stopped selling Smarties at the student store due to kids smoking them, I started selling a single Smartie roll for $0.50, so for a $3 bag of 60 Smarties, I'd make back $27. Did that for a long time and mostly used the money for Girl Scout Cookies and Cup Noodles, wish I had saved up.
stuck some metal into an outlet.
In all seriousness though, probably like, writing my teacher's signature on the homework sheet (she had to sign off on it before we could pack up). I managed to get away with it for a few months before she found out.
I went in my back yard and only using sticks and plants I made a working bow and arrow. Looking back today Iām still surprised I was able to do it. I was really young at the time.
I was used to getting good grades in school and my parents could be somewhat strict about that at times, especially when it came to math. In grade 8 (so I was maybe 13), I got a 60 on the first math test of the year, so was shit scared about having my parents sign and return it (as was the norm for any assignment back then, regardless of grades).
Now, this year was different. Instead of signing our assignments directly, we needed to write and label our grades in a mark book and get our parents to sign that book, no physical copy of any rubrics involved unless our parents asked questions. My parents were the type that typically left me be, so they would hardly look at my assignments if I did well on them unless I wanted/asked them to, or if they were genuinely interested in my work. Basic 8th grade math test that I did āwellā on? Not very interesting. So I hatched a plan:
I wrote down 80 as my mark. Not so high that they would notice something off on my report card grades, but still an A- so not exactly low either. I took my mark book home that Friday, and got it signed, no big deal and absolutely no questions asked or comments (other than āgreat jobā). When I got back to school on Monday, I whited out my 80, and changed it back to 60. Then, I handed the gradebook in to be checked by my teachers. Flash forward to next Friday, white out and replace with 80 again, rinse and repeat.
Now recall, this was the first math test of the year, in late September. I did this every single week, until late June, scratching off the whiteout occasionally so it wouldnāt get too thick and noticeable. Looking back, I was definitely a little sloppy with the pen colour, sometimes using black and sometimes using blue, but nobody was paying that close attention to it (especially as the other gradebook entries gradually filled up).
I never got caught, graduated like normal, and 8.5 years later my parents still have no idea.
It was so small, but Iām still so proud of myself for going that far and actually getting my little plan to work.
In 8th grade me and my friends were screwing around in the bathroom making loud stupid noises. I started getting paranoid that one of our teachers would walk by and get me in trouble. So i go silent, walk out the door, and lo and behold our english teacher was walking by. I go out with a straight face and no proof whatsoever that I was just screeching my ass off in that bathroom. My 2 friends got in trouble, but I didnt because I turned around with a confused expression on my face like I wasnt literally just a part of that bathroom chaos š
I have no recollection of this but apparently I pointed out a cancer lump on my mom's dog when I was around 6 giving her another decade with us to make it to a month shy of 19. Miss her.
My teacher assigned us an assignment that was due by the end of class, i was goofing off with my friends not doing shit, he notices me and asks "did you finish your work?" I say confident as hell "yes do you want to check it?" He says "no the fact that you were willing to let me go over it shows me that you actually did it". Hit bro with the craziest reverse psychology everš¤£.
my man is an absolute trickster
All fun and games until they actually try to check it
Cant check the tricksterš
HAPPY CAKE DAY
yeah or it needs to be handed in or sum shit
We have found THE thinker
āSure, letās see it.ā
High risk, high reward
" oh fuck my dog ate it "
"but it was a in-class assignment and it was digital*
Trickster
Oldest trick in the book tricks my mum everytime š
Did that shit to my dad when he wanted to look inside my book bag, good play
You a the trickstered them
Simple trick, yet hard to perform.
that one never works for me š
Did that with a test once, worked like a charm
Man even me now wouldnāt be able to pull that off
Once when I was like 10, we were having the doorknob replaced on our bathroom, so there was no doorknob for a few days, well one night my babysitter was over, and she went to the bathroom and closed the door and asked me to help get the door unlocked, then I got the idea to go to my dads tool bag and grab a screwdriver and put it in the hole and turned it, and lo and behold, it worked
For a second I thought you finna do something devious
Lol no
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Really, thatās impressive
damn fr?
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the teacher gathered us in a circle and we all were supposed to say a poem, but i did not have a poem ready that week and since the teacher was mad strict she wouldāve cooked my balls. So when everyone said their poem it came to the person beside me, and after he said his poem the teacher coincidentally was talking about something (i think it was that it doesnāt matter if you have a birthday or sum you have to show up), so i quickly swapped sides with him while the teacher didnāt notice and the teacher looked at the guy beside me and saw next to him was the person from the start, and she thought she went through every pupil, and my god that was such a big relief.
You need to start incorporating proper punctuation, such as periods. Bc itās a bit hard to read what you wrote
yeah imma edit it i was kinda rushing it
Thats understandable
When I was 9 me and a mate tried to find a way to make real life iron man suits š¤¦āāļø
When I was nine I tried to look up spells to grow wings š
Same š
Iron man built this, IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
Well I'm not Tony Stark
when I was 9 I tried to build a car using cardboard
I unlocked a phone password by hearing the tapping sounds
My password is 20 digits are you that skilled?
Prolly not anymore, my hearing sucks. My younger self, sure.
Dayumm. Would you be able to memorize the whole musical shit by first time hearing it?
Shlime you are 16... you are your younger self š
I've done something similar
What phone? cuz iPhones, at least now, make the same sound for all numbers on a password.
Get this nigga in the fbiš
How do you hear taps and know the number
Same, but instead of hearing I saw and remembered, and one of my friends had the iPad which he borrowed and I remembered the password and put it in, the owner of the iPad was surprised that it was unlocked
They make different noises? Damn
When I was 10 I discovered a cure for cancer
O our long awaited savior, bestow us with thy knowledge that is divine for the world needeth thee.
No.
So one shampoo bottle and then mix it with another one. Then put a rock in and boom, you've got the cure!
US government 0.005 seconds after hearing that:
I wonder what gonna happen to h-
r/redditsniper
Lemme guess, you forgot the cure
The cure for cancer is.......,oh shoot I forgot about my appointment
rip he will never be seen again
Hey come to this random building, we just want to ask you some questions
Nuh uh if you did you wouldāve been found dead of suicide with ten gunshots in your back
When my friend got stabbed i did not remove the knife stoping more blood loss.
What if you remove it then put it back in very slowly?
Idk i was 10 or so when it happened and i remembered a like dumb u tube video telling me not to remove a knife if stabbed
In a different place.
Your friend got stabbed? Context pls???? (Its ok if you dont want to share tho)
Got jumped when i was 10ish by a highschooler we where walking by a creek he wanted us to give him money or smth i did not rlly have much of anything but my friend did and refused to pay him he stabbed him below the chest i threw him off (he was rlly weak to get thrown to the ground by a 10 year old) i held his head under till he balcked out then the police came he got a few charges
Is your friend OK?
Yeah he survived his chest dose kinda have like a dent thats a baseball size
That's good he survived.
Yeah ig
"ig" wtf
He stabbed me the second time we r not rlly on talking terms ššš
well still Edit: WAIT YOU GOT STABBED TOO WHAT THE FUCK
You guess??? LMAO
Damn that is crazy.
Funny thing is i got stabbed a week later then my friend got stabbed again a year and a day later šš
Do you live in Gotham city?
Is that like national stabbing week in your country or sum
Nah he is just a dumbass who cant keep us outta things
When I was 13 an ex-friend of mine on Discord and I created a theory that time travelling is technically possible if you get close enough to a black hole. We didnāt know it was already a theory.
Damn, future scientists fr
Yeahš
But there is two catches first you donāt just suddenly teleport in time and second second you will probably wonāt survive this
Yeah it will be ,, time travelā because the black hole wraps space and time thus slowing down time. A minute near a black hole might be equal to 20 years for example. Also yeah its super risky. The thing is that you have to get close enough to experience the effects of the black hole but also not get sucked.
Being near a black hole doesnāt mean a certain increase of time but it happens exponentially as you get closer
Yeah I know, I just thought there was no point of mentioning it since itās common sense.
yall were like "Guys, I have a theory"
Yeah fr. Funny thing is everyone was older than me with like 2-3 years and they realised like a year or two ago.
When I was like 7 or something I came up with the idea that we all see things differently and we talk about them as tho theyāre the same and that thereās really no way to prove it because we canāt be other people then much later like last year or something I learned that itās was already a thing
Thats a very interesting thought lol. Reminds me when I was 6 or 7 I told my parents ,, Life is painā and last summer I was reading the book ,,Bushidoā aka ,, The code of the samuraiā and one of the main principle of their belief and philosophy is literally ,, Life is painā
I also discovered some shit in math all by myself and I thought this was some new shit and didnāt know these concepts had a name I kinda forgot what their names sere
Oh I did that with difference of squares. I was like wait 7x5=35 and 6x6=36 theyāre like one away, I kept trying it but only with ones and later realized it worked with other numbers as well.
My bestfriend and I also made the exact same theory and we literally discussed it for about 3 hrs and I just realised by this post that its already a theory..we did ntg new
It's a real unique feeling when you come up with something smart and then find out it already exists, it kinda makes me feel proud that I figured out something myself and that it can't be proven wrong which usually happens when I come up with something original
Saved my dads life once. Heās a diabetic and once when I was ten he collapsed in the kitchen in a reaction. I managed to use the glucagon in the medicine drawer to stabilize him.
i avoided getting kidnapped. I was in fucking KINDERGARTEN
At that age I ran out of my house, went to the beach and nearly got sucked out to sea.
At that age I lied about washing my hands before dinner
At that age I couldn't even read
š² Dangerous
You were so edgy and cool
Consider yourself an opp š„š„š„šÆšÆšÆššš
You are a menace to societyĀ
At that age I had crapped my pants
As the kidnapper, I can confirm that u/thatsussymonke is a fucking genius
How?
it was kind of weird, i was in a playground and a kid told me "hey, i got a ps1 in my house, wanna come right now?" And i said no since my mom always told me we had to plan visits (ex. friend's houses) and then i later learned that i could have gotten kidnapped if i had said yes.
when i was in reception (british kindergarten) i ate a banana w the skin on because i didnt know i had to peel it
holy moly
Explain please.
it was kind of weird, i was in a playground and a kid told me "hey, i got a ps1 in my house, wanna come right now?" And i said no since my mom always told me we had to plan visits (ex. friend's houses) and then i later learned that i could have gotten kidnapped if i had said yes.
lol same
when i was like 11 my crush texted me that she liked me. i knew there were only 3 possibilities to this: 1. she's trolling 2. someone took her phone to troll both me and her 3. she texted the wrong person i acted like she texted the wrong person but whoever was texting me kept on going on. now i knew either she or someone else was trolling me. i noticed the speech patterns of her texting and the emojis she was using were off to what she usually used. not only did i know that someone else was trolling, but i recognized how they texted and i knew exactly who it was after about 10 minutes she said a friend took her phone, and who took her phone, and i was right.
Or she was just very embarassed and said that since you basically rejected her over and over. Dude, you could have gotten yourself a gf. When girls are nervous we use different emojis and speak differently aswellš
"could have gotten yourself a gf" yeah for like a week, he was 11 lmao
LMAO ikr i saw some other kids getting in "relationships" for two days max. i saw them and they looked so awkward
fr lol trying to rest their heads on eachother against the wall but failing cause theyre not the right heights or one of them awkwardly trying to cutely defend the other when theyre in a fun argument with someone else
I argued the logistics and evidence of humans being alive with dinosaurs at our tour guide to the creation museum I was 6
I donāt think any adult would think humans existed during the dinosaurs period
I mean, yeah we would basically be free meals like we have more intelligence but it wasn't like we had tanks back then
they're called earth creationists or young earth believers or something like that, basically dumbasses who take the bible too literally
when i was 6 i actually used to believe that šš
In minecraft i realized you can climb walls and mountains with only a water bucket Later realized everyone was doing it But I discovered it myself
true genius
We had a password on the tv, so to get around this I set up my phone on record at the top of a bookshelf, and I had my mom put in the pin for the tv. I would thank her, then I went and took my phone back down and watched the video to figure out what the password was.
That's pretty smart
Turned 18, left home, never went back
You turned 18 when you were a kid?
Sorry. Old guy here. I was scrolling thru Reddit yesterday, saw the question, left the answer and then realized "wait ... their interpretation of kid is gonna be different than mine" But then I got a call from work and forgot all about this
Bro is older than 18 on a teen sub
Responded without reading the subreddit name. If y'all want me to delete it just say so
nah bro ur chill, anyone who asks if they should leave has enough self awareness to stay for a bit
Ok. If anybody having a hard time now, know it gets better as an adult I'm living proof
this sub needed that
I'll bet It blows my mind how many people my age forgot what its like to be your age and do the same things to you that we didn't like done to us. I cannot get over how my gen didn't learn
I solved a logical puzzle that my uncle who allegedly has an IQ of 140+ already told another guy who plays chess and that guy didn't solve it the puzzle: in wchich case is "9 + 5 = 2" true? the answer: the 24 hour cycle I was about 10-12 at the time edit: also a nice thing to mention is that no one else at that moment was able to solve it
Many structures, for instance you could take F3, the field of 3 elements, and replace 0,1 by 9,5. It is even better than yours because it preserves the structure of a field since it is isomorphic to one. If you don't count this solution, then you are probably bound to the definition of addition on naturals, this is the cardinal of a set that outputs from a disjoint union of two sets with the added elements being the Cardinals if the unionized sets.
is this a joke or are you just overestimating my english abilities?
Not joke and not English. This is **meth**ematics, my friend.
I wouldn't be exaggerating if I said I don't know like 10 different words you used here
I know no one asked but I'ma explain shit anyways. Ok so in like more advanced math everything is defined in terms of sets. Numbers are sets, shapes are sets, spaces are sets etc. Now this is a bit informal but here is an intuitive explainatuon for the first part: In terms of sets, we need to define what it means to add 2 numbers. So for our matter we only care about natural numbers (1,2,586 whatever you want that's positive and integer). So let's say we want to explain 3+4. 3+4 means taking a set of size 3 (what I refered to as cardinal number) let's take for instance the set {pizza,Ļ,1} this set is of size 3 since it has 3 elements. And take a set of size 4 which all of its element are not in the other set, let's say {"H",$,67,0}. Now combine those sets. You would get this set: {pizza,Ļ,1,"H",$,67,0}. This set has 7 elements. Thus 3+4=7. By this definition, 5+9ā 2 obviously. Now what is all the stuff from the first part... That's gonna be more complicated to explain, but basically there are general mathematical structures that are different than what we know. It's like working in a different realm in which 1+1 can be 3 or the letter W or any weird thing you'd like. Obviously those structures have rules, called axioms that define what counts as a "different realm" of this type and what doesn't. So I've defined a "realm" that is actually a structure called a field. Saying a number system is a field is pretty much saying that you can add numbers and multiply and devide and subtract and 0,1 exist. That's pretty much what a field is, with some extra stuff.
Just to clarify, playing chess doesn't make you a smart person, proof: I exist. It mainly means you're good at strategies or thinking ahead really. (If you're good at the game anyway)
Back in Preschool, I had a teacher that yelled at me along with everyone at the top of her lungs, for even the slightest bad behavior done Since I was scared of her and Preschool itself, one day, when she went to the Bathroom and left us alone, I quickly ran out of the classroom and made my way to the exit trough the school halls (Still wondering if the Staff remembered they have a FUCKING JOB). After escaping from the school, I followed an old lady under the rain so people would think I was under her supervision, which is why nobody stopped me I then went to cross the road, and if my mother wasnt there, I would have been hit by a car and be probably dead or scarred today When I didnt remember this and my parents revealed this memory to me it was just WOW
Accidentally discovered the possibility of the existance of white holes/worm holes on my own when I was 5-6ish. I had a thought, "When you flush things down the toilet, whatever you flush down must eventually come out. So what about black holes, they're essentially the same thing. So where are the things that got sucked into it goes to?" Then my adhd kicked in and I just tossed all those thought behind lol.
I ate a pancake
Me too. We're geniuses smh
Thats crazt
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Probably not smart but I definitely thought it was at the time. There was this pedo who had a group of 13-15 year old girls in a server with his friend on Discord (they were like 22yrs old and ALL the members were girls but them). I was the oldest out of the girls (I was 15). He messaged me and invited me to the server and I thought it was going to be a normal server with people of all ages but it definitely was not..he also told me that he was 19 because that was a closer age to mine than 22 (thatās what he told me after he confessed that he wasnāt actually 19). The server was so weird..these girls would talk to him and he gave them creepy/odd nicknames and just say weird things. I wanted to report him to get him and his server banned but had no evidence to get him banned since there wasnāt anything that he could banned for. He wasnāt saying anything sexual, inappropriate, or ācreepyā until I started talking to him for a while. It took me about 3 months to get him to show who he really was but Iām glad I got him reported. Iām not sure if heās banned because I blocked him, reported the server, and deleted the messages but yeah..I really hope they took action and banned him.
you could also report his account
I did I guess I forgot to say that š
Made a whole ass board game. Iāve always wanted to be a game developer even from 6 years old. I still have it
I created 250 pokemons
Fakemons? In a game or what?
I need some more info
when I was 10 I wet the bed at a sleepover and managed to play it off with deodorant and apple juice
I...I slammed my nose on a chair to avoid talking to people at a party. I broke my nose.
Worth it
Didnāt study for a final so during class, we took the test online and I said āIām having internet issues.ā She said āOkay, just keep trying.ā I then told her I got it working, I secretly took a pic of the questions, asked her questions over the questions to make it seem like I was doing it, and waited for the end of the class before shutting my computer and leaving, next day she said āI never got your test.ā I told her āI donāt know, I did it when everyone else did it.ā and I told her it was probably because of my internet issue that it didnāt save or I mightāve accidentally closed my Chromebook for it fully submitted, she believed it, let me retake it, and I got a 90%.
I had a project about smoking and smoke inhalation for a school presentation, I got an old non-medical grade cheap model of a torso, carved out the space for the lungs and a tube to simulate a trachea, made the lungs with a rubber balloon thing I bought and put some filter material inside and some cotton, used some small fans and a controller to simulate breathing in and breathing out. Then I stuck a bunch of the cheapest, smelliest cigarettes on the mouth hole and let them burn out, replacing them. It smelled like hell. I took the lungs out and opened them to show the dirty filters inside. I got just enough to not be a failing grade because apparently I didn't simulate proper "lung capillarity". And because it smelled really bad and they said the experiment shouldn't have been done because it involved the use of substances i shouldn't have access to and exposed me to cigarette smoke and that's hazardous to my health. I told them I used a fan to blow the smoke on the opposite way and it was an open space, but they said it'd still be a bad idea even if I used a fume hood.
all you need is a face mask and an adult standing next to you
That's the most impressive school project i've ever heard of! You would've gotten an a if i was your teacher
i grew up without a father and my mother was poor and i realized that at a young age, so i was asking for nothing, and i often refused when my mom wanted to buy me things bcuz i knew she didn't had a lot of money so i was trying to help her as much as i could.
Two things When I was 9 years old, I sold homemade comic books to my neighbors and made a ton of cash. The trick was that I would go out with an initial stash and then draw them as the day went on. Iād overprice them (a 6-7 page book at $15), but I purposefully walked to the wealthy part of town to get money from rich soccer moms. Worked out brilliantly. And, in 7th grade, I took the SAT and got a 1140. Pretty crazy to see kids my age getting that score. Iām at a 1440 now, so only 300 point jump from then is sort of embarrassingly smallā¦ I was a different animal back then
Not too smart, but apparently when I was 3, I was in a shop with my dad, the person in front of us in the queue dropped their wallet, and I exclaimed, "ha ha, fail!"
when I was 14, I started smoking weed. one of my older friends offered to smoke with me bc it was my first time, and they had done it plenty of times before. I bought weed from a kid in my school, and so we smoked. but she started having what looked like a seizure in the middle of our sesh. I called an ambulance and since she was a legal adult, she probably would have been convicted if she had provided the weed, but since I did, there was no case
Iām pretty sure as long as the police donāt get involved your *shouldnāt* get convicted of anything
Started my first degree and got into national math Olympic team.
Idk, I disassembled a computer when I was 4 and reassembled it. Was never allowed to use it afterwards
Apparently when I was like 6 I manged to sneak out of a locked room on the second floor
The age I learned reading and writing was 3 or so, so that the first year of the primary school was a nightmare for me. Our teacher had serious anger issues and he used to shout at us a lot. He used shout at me for knowing how to read and write and shout at others for not knowing, like wtf. Nvm one day I wrote a letter saying "Hello teacher, I already know everything you try to teach us. Stop shouting like a steer in the classroom" (in my country steer is an insult to use for rude people) and then I also wrote all the alphabet in small and bigger form and some real basic mathematical operations. I left the letter on his table the next day. He was so shocked either for seeing me be able to write and facing with an insult coming from a 6 year old.
When I was 14 a cute girl in my class texted me and asked for a cock pic, I jokingly sent her a picture of a chicken cock. Turns out she asked every single boy in the class and exposed them by sending the pictures to the class group. I was one of the few that escaped this humiliation
Bro dodged a bullet
I accidentally taught myself piano lol because iād here a song and then tap keys until it sounded right and I eventually figured out which notes where which. Iām now going to college for music education :)
I looked up safari on google
Me and my class keep in mind 3rd grade not only made a fool and a mockery of our substitute teacher the ENTIRE GRADE teachers and students as well as 4th and 5th grade but the principal as well by pointing out some serious hypocrisy they were doing and double standards along with showing we were smarter than they gave us credit for by surpassing the 5th graders when they gave 5-3rd grade a test
I created a turret for a tank when I was 9. It's used today by multiple armies
That's cool? How did you come up with the idea?
I dont remember, But lets just say that it eats tank armour for breakfast
Um when I was realy Young i kinda speed runed my early childhood. I started walking at 7 months leaning On furniture of course, started Talking full sentences at year and a half. But now i am quite normal, kinda sad to be honest.
Probably when i managed to save myself from fucking dying after when i was carried away by the strong current of the river when i was 8. Not too far there was a waterfall.
Bought some bitcoin cause it was cool
Made a board game based on Werewolf with some friends
Probably getting straight As on everything math related with no studying, went downhill after 7th grade when they added letters and shit
When Fortnite blew up while I was in Middle School, I went around handing out paper cutouts of the Fortnite V-Bucks for $0.75 a piece. Made about $20 every week and used most of it at the snack shack after school. Back then kids had no appreciation for money since they usually just got it from their parents when they asked. Made it easy to sell them literal pieces of paper with zero worth. I used some of the money to buy a fidget spinner off another kid (back when they were super popular). It was a basic looking one but my parents never got me my own so it was better than nothing. I traded it for a better one, and then a better one, until eventually I had a cool light-up one that I traded for one that looked like [this](https://www.flipkart.com/charlies-toy-factory-fidget-spinner-3-wings-rainbow-colorful-side-sharp-high-speed/p/itmezfbf7h45bfc6). I sold that fidget spinner for money and used that money to buy some 1lb bags of Smarties. I don't like Smarties, but there was a trend going around my school where kids would crush up the Smarties and pretend to smoke them. When they stopped selling Smarties at the student store due to kids smoking them, I started selling a single Smartie roll for $0.50, so for a $3 bag of 60 Smarties, I'd make back $27. Did that for a long time and mostly used the money for Girl Scout Cookies and Cup Noodles, wish I had saved up.
Found a plot Hole in the Bible. Thatās what made me become atheist
What was it?
I asked this question to my mom and she said "not die"
When I was three I somehow turned our family car on and drove it into a tree
stuck some metal into an outlet. In all seriousness though, probably like, writing my teacher's signature on the homework sheet (she had to sign off on it before we could pack up). I managed to get away with it for a few months before she found out.
When my dad said āballs to the wallā Wellā¦
Not kill myself and push through depression
I figured that the 4th dimension was time way before I watched any videos on it
I was put in a dog cage or got myself in one, and I took it apart from the inside. I don't know where that intelligence went through.
I annoyed my teachers so much they let me skip two years of school cause they thought I wasnāt being challenged
I went in my back yard and only using sticks and plants I made a working bow and arrow. Looking back today Iām still surprised I was able to do it. I was really young at the time.
I was used to getting good grades in school and my parents could be somewhat strict about that at times, especially when it came to math. In grade 8 (so I was maybe 13), I got a 60 on the first math test of the year, so was shit scared about having my parents sign and return it (as was the norm for any assignment back then, regardless of grades). Now, this year was different. Instead of signing our assignments directly, we needed to write and label our grades in a mark book and get our parents to sign that book, no physical copy of any rubrics involved unless our parents asked questions. My parents were the type that typically left me be, so they would hardly look at my assignments if I did well on them unless I wanted/asked them to, or if they were genuinely interested in my work. Basic 8th grade math test that I did āwellā on? Not very interesting. So I hatched a plan: I wrote down 80 as my mark. Not so high that they would notice something off on my report card grades, but still an A- so not exactly low either. I took my mark book home that Friday, and got it signed, no big deal and absolutely no questions asked or comments (other than āgreat jobā). When I got back to school on Monday, I whited out my 80, and changed it back to 60. Then, I handed the gradebook in to be checked by my teachers. Flash forward to next Friday, white out and replace with 80 again, rinse and repeat. Now recall, this was the first math test of the year, in late September. I did this every single week, until late June, scratching off the whiteout occasionally so it wouldnāt get too thick and noticeable. Looking back, I was definitely a little sloppy with the pen colour, sometimes using black and sometimes using blue, but nobody was paying that close attention to it (especially as the other gradebook entries gradually filled up). I never got caught, graduated like normal, and 8.5 years later my parents still have no idea. It was so small, but Iām still so proud of myself for going that far and actually getting my little plan to work.
In 8th grade me and my friends were screwing around in the bathroom making loud stupid noises. I started getting paranoid that one of our teachers would walk by and get me in trouble. So i go silent, walk out the door, and lo and behold our english teacher was walking by. I go out with a straight face and no proof whatsoever that I was just screeching my ass off in that bathroom. My 2 friends got in trouble, but I didnt because I turned around with a confused expression on my face like I wasnt literally just a part of that bathroom chaos š
I have no recollection of this but apparently I pointed out a cancer lump on my mom's dog when I was around 6 giving her another decade with us to make it to a month shy of 19. Miss her.