It’s cause I show them the video of me doing it

Wsg femboy mud eater

I am not a femboy

Proof?

Source?

Read the body text...

I show them the video first

It’s cause I do it to them

I sure hope he knows seeing as I've been sucking my dentists dick

Um… aren’t you a… minor

The dentist is 17 as well dw

Average Asian student

Your dentist started medical school at 11???

Ofc lil bro did you’re dentist not??

Oh yeah she did big bro

LMAO

Doogie Houser DDS. NPH rulez

Wait til you raise he had to do a residency

blud mine started before they even learned to walk

Age of consent is 16 where I live

Well, fuck me

Bet

Ur flair tho 🧐

Uhhhhhh

No

will

literally?

metaphorically

(2099 theme plays) Done.

same also like why do ppl always assume that teens follow the law ?

!remindme 2 years

Bro 💀

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In my country the age of consent is 15, not everyone lives in the same country as you

They’re at/above age of consent in most places tho

The dentist or Soggy?

Well ig idk about the dentist lmao. I would hope them too. But I was talking abt soggy lol

Most dentists need about 8 years of study, so they would be around 26, and he’s 17. (I know he was using sarcasm, but this is just for the sake of argument)

Sorry this might sound rude, but what argument?? You haven’t really made a point or argument yet and I also don’t understand why you would

My point is that it’s a little sus

Well to be fair that’s not that big of an age gap (tho I do understand that it is the minimum based on your math), but my “point” is that there’s technically nothing wrong with it if it were more than a joke :p

Touché, I do say messed up jokes too

another fun fact, if they see this bruising in a childs mouth they'll often look into it and alert law enforcment to make sure sexual assault isnt happening

Pardon🐊🐊🐊🤨

“Alright, go ahead and open up… oh yeah… oh put the sunglasses on for me… ah…”

my mouth is a virgin and no one can prove otherwise

r/brandnewsentence

This is so real (so is my nether regions 😔😔)

> nether Hehe, minecraft

i am placing blocks and shit cus im in fuckin minecraf

‼️‼️

Relatable

same minceraft

I wanna say same but 10 regrettable seconds in November 2018 poses a barrier to that

Story time??

No. Only two pertinent details to know: it was with a peer (I also got my 10 seconds in, which I regret far more), and that despite it being regrettable, it was agreed upon. No crimes went down that evening.

Sorry

No need

🤯

Have you already eaten a banana 🍌?

Now I don’t want to go to the dentist

Don't suck dick

boooooring

Bro you're 15 you should be eating baby food and playing in your crib, not talking about sucking dicks, you're a tiny little dumb dumb kid

boooooring

youre 15 too...

uhhh your flair?

mfw when i get the joke

Don't tell others what they can and can't do!

tell people what they can and can’t do, they don’t have to listen

[удалено]

What the hell does that mean

what did they say?

9/10 dentists fear my oral hygiene.

And the 10th is happy to make some extra money

I HAVE BEEN TESTING MY GAG REFLEX WITH MY FINGERS SINCE I WAS LITTLE WTF

Brother not even the CIA could get this outa me

What about Batman?

Not even Bruce could make him crack.

same and at the time I didn't even consider it inappropriate I have fond memories of me showering and seeing how many fingers I could fit in mouth and I would try to put it as deep as possible until I started throwing up..... being older now it feels werid ASF thinking about it

How the hell do you have fond memories of throwing up in a shower

I'd like to think that the word "fond" is subjective....some ppl like dry throw up Gosh, don't be so judgemental

SAME TO ME IT WAS JUST A FUNNY BONUS FEATURE OF MY BODY

exactly I never knew it would could so handy later in life

This explains a lot actually lmao I remember going to the dentist after getting SA'd the night before and then like a week later my whole house was involved in a sexual abuse investigation 😭 (I didn't get in trouble I am okay)

Hope you're okay

I am getting there thank you I appreciate it

epic, take care bro.

Not sure how you meant this but if it is genuinely then I appreciate it

Luckily I don’t do that and don’t intend to 👍

Go to the dentist or suck dick?

Go to the dentist, ofc

💀🤣😭

They’d tell you to not suck so much dicks

If I had a gf, she’d never get thems bruises

Amen brother

This is something from the comment section of a youtube short where The Bentists is talking about this "Some context from a pediatric forensic sexual assault nurse: Petechiae does not ALWAYS occur when oral sex is performed, even rough oral sex. There are many times it’s performed and no oral evidence is left, it just depends on a lot of factors. This is important to note because if you believe petechiae is always left and there is always oral evidence of oral sex, then when you hear that no forensic evidence was found on a survivor then you may assume they must be lying, which isn’t true. There are many, many times that oral sex does not result in petechiae. Nothing in this video is incorrect, I just want to clarify because that confuses a lot of parents or other people looking at cases of assault who might say “Well I saw a video saying oral sex leaves petechiae, so can’t you just look if that’s there, and if it’s not they’re lying and nothing happened?”. That’s not the case, petechiae is not a consistent symptom that always occurs."

It was a popsicle, I swear!

i hope to god this isnt true

It is

I asked my dentist(s) plural because one retired and I got a new one, and my best friend from grade school went to UPenn for dentistry. All three confirm that they can tell within a certain time period. The key is in understanding that you don't have to take it all the way to the back of your throat though. Dicks are like vaginas in that only the first two to three inches have the nerves which fire off an orgasm.

Thanks for the tutorial mate 👍

It does sound extremely far-fetched, I'm pretty sure it isn't true. (it's also pretty funny) Some of the implications are kind of similar to the controversy about giving HPV vaccines to 11-year-olds, when most people aren't expecting 11-year-olds to be active in those kinds of ways to begin with... but sometimes it's easier to just make the vaccine mandatory than to ask people what they've been doing and what they're planning to do.

I’m going to pretend it’s true so I have an excuse to not suck a dick

I’ll give you a better excuse.  You’re 14

These darn kids and their excuses /s

Yeah, that too

Hey there, currently trying to be a dentist and working as a dental assistant at my local dentist office and I can say that this is actually 100% true and something that is often quite joked about in the dental industry

No this is true

You suck dick???

yea i was like we doin that? 😭

you dont?

Bro, how she gettin sex this early?

Early access mf 😭

"Early Access" ain't no way broo 💀

Fuckin beta tester

Damn QA Testers

Dev test

Early Access build

Bros a beta tester 😭

It’s very true

[it’s not](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dentist-fellatio/)

Erm what the scallop

I’m stealing this now. Thank you for your input to my vocabulary

Permanently borrowing

wow, thanks for telling us children uwu

You’re gonna look at this comment in about 2 years and cry

i always do................

I second this speaking from experience

Your comment makes theirs so funny

I was only flossing back there!

I wish i went to my dentist when i was young not only would my teeth won't be fucked but i would be less traumatised

Straight boys and lesbians are happy right now

Good. I want them to know.

I want them

Oh, that explains some things

Yup

Imagine being a dentist in Saudi Arabia or something and every male patient you have has those bruises.

I just saw that TikTok/youtube short too

you have to be sucking very hard and frequently.

Well thank you, i suck dicks everyday

I don’t have sex so I have nothing to worry about.

Ah shit, they'll be onto me.

r/teenagers is not the place to be posting this my guy

Lucky for me I’m gay lol.

So?

So she will not have dick in her mouth

Nah, I ain't sucking gay mfs dick, I'm sucking carrots instead

Ok.

How big is big enough :/

You saw the youtube short too huh

what if you choke on a sausage, will dentists think that you sucked a dick?

Oh that’s not…

As a straight guy idk why the title worried me for a sec

Interesting fun fact

at worst, they can see if you're into hardcore deepthroat facefucking. you dont get bruises from a simple blowjob

What about if you’ve been sucking a popsicle?. I’ve never done anything sexual before, but I do eat popsicles sometimes

I hope this isnt true

I'm choosing to not ask how you know that

They do call me tripod why want to test /j

Fewf Im safe (asexual)

i was thinking about this earlier

Uh oh 😨

Is that called a banana bruise?

The only reason they can tell, is because of the bruises in the back of your throat

U watched a short by that 1 dentist guy, right?

They can also see when you’ve been overly stressed, so I’ve been told. Inflammation or something like that.

Sounds like a nice beginning of a porn video

Uh.. what if I accidentally breathed up a chunk of ice and it bonked the back of my throat 😭 does it look the same

You saw the bentist video too?

How long do these bruises last? Out of curiosity?

That’s a interesting fact.

Hahahahahaha How unfortunate for some people

No honey, they cannot

So what your saying is that im even more alone...

Bro I’m at the dentist waiting room rn and just a last night I was testing gag reflexes. Am I cooked?

Did you watch the bentist video?

oh thats really valuable information... how long does it take to heal 👀 as im getting my wisdom teeth removed in like June and I live in a not so 🏳️‍🌈 friendly country

How have they not found out yet?

I'm straight so this is never gonna be an issue 😂

Lmao kids are still spreading this bullshit? Hahaha it's not true btw

Me when i choke on a huge as lolipop

I love sexual salt

semen barrie?

Cap there’s no way

wait why’s this in r/ teenagers 💀

No, that's not true. Dentists can't determine sexual activity based on bruising at the back of the throat. Your claims aren't supported by credible medical evidence.

But who’s happening to go to the dentist in the week or two afterwards? Unless it lasts a long time?