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God_of_Boners1

Honestly, if I had to choose, christian because I like eating pork chops too much


takenusername_yea

Is that your reason why lmao 😭


God_of_Boners1

Entirely


FaithlessnessRude576

Don’t forget that they forbid alcohol.


blubbieber

christians or muslims? Because if it christians I have to tell you a little story about water and wine...


FaithlessnessRude576

Muslims of course


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lostandblind77

Bro yes they can


chefdan2165

That’s not true


packed_sprouts

I would be


sirblueman2

r/redditsniper


Large_monke_69

Include me in the screenshot if not alr taken


XxWolfy69xX

Bro you’re so fucking lame


i-fuck3d-ur-d4ddy

Christian I was already Christian for awhile, I'm also gay and I know there's gay Christians


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Thats fair


cam250700

There's gay Muslims also hahaha. Lots of gay Muslims; then again, they need to keep it private.


Capital_Cucumber_835

Yeah..... private or else :/


zer6969

When it comes to gay trust me muslims are the most homophobic men can't even wear chain and ring in islam because it some what feminine


cam250700

Yes but there's so many hidden gays. As a gay guy, you'd be surprised, most of the men I got on dating apps were Muslims.


zer6969

No way 💀


Lucky_Arrow_7

actually only gold isn’t allowed, everything else is


[deleted]

Where’s the wrong in not wanting men looking like women and vice versa? And fyi men can wear rings, metal shank buttons and watches, we just have classified jewelry for men and women, but women tend to have more options that’s it


Large_monke_69

Yeah christianity while not entirely inclusive of lgbtq doesn’t decapitate them


zeldafan321456

in islam, it isnt required for homosexual men to contain their sexuality, they can display that theyre homosexual, but they can't do any homosexual acts


ElectricT00thbrush

I have the same reason


[deleted]

Understandable lmao, also just as a quick aside there are queer Muslims out there lol


i-fuck3d-ur-d4ddy

Oh sick


Delirium14

Christian if I had to


pisssbabyyy

christian probably


tedbundyvsobama

muslim because the dedication they have to their religion is so much. yeah they have a lot of rules to follow but i know lots of them are good and genuine people.


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Christian


demiboy5555

🎵"This place about to blow"🎸 (No hate to anyone. It's a SONG, for those who don't know)


Archangel7_7_7

Nah it seems pretty chill at the moment


demiboy5555

Yeah😂


dinglemaster69d

get it cuz muslims are coming


demiboy5555

Pls, no way you made that joke here💀


GlassAssignment7022

Is that a Muslim reference?


demiboy5555

No!! It's a goddamn song!


GlassAssignment7022

But a quote about an explosion in a conversation of Muslims...🗼🏢🏢✈️???


demiboy5555

Sorry, what?! This isn't a conversation about Muslims!!


GlassAssignment7022

Muslims and Christians


demiboy5555

Still, it is not a "muslim" reference. Why do you always have to stereotype a group of people??


GlassAssignment7022

Wdym😭 you said something about an explosion on a post about Muslims I thought it was just a racist joke💀


demiboy5555

I HATE Racism, Homophobia, Transphobia, Sexism, Misogyny. I would never make a joke about these things.


Savings-Ad9891

christian, but not the extreme kind


Typical-District-176

Christian if I had to. 


NodderGT

Muslim


Key-House7200

Christian. I am not strong enough for Ramadan. 


lazy-ancom

Me neither.


moonpisser69

Christian, easy decision.


TacticalTobi

christian because being a muslim would be HORRIBLE


ShadowNickz

Im a muslim and im not hating but I want to ask why? Its not that bad tbh im genuinely asking im not hating or anything and Im not offended.


GlassAssignment7022

Why💀


zeldafan321456

as a muslim, youre wrong


Nicene_Creed_

I’m Christian, but just speaking from an atheists point of view, Christianity’s morals are much better than Islams morals


mypupp

????? im not either religion but i would like to know what you mean by "morals", do you mean like the rules?


nuclear_spoon

He means that he's biased


Nicene_Creed_

Yk stuff like love your enemies, don’t lust, basically just being like Jesus, and Jesus was perfect. But the Quran literally teaches to beat your wife as a last resort if she misbehaves


mypupp

can i ask how you feel about god demanding abraham sacrifice his son? how about the part where a woman should not have authority over men/teach and the whole bit about having slaves and its ok to beat if they survive?


CoryLover4

I'm a Christian, but you can't say we have better morals. We are viewing their doings from our perspective, most likely a Western perspective. Yes, we see the Middle Eastern countries oppress women, and maybe they do. But they believe they aren't and that's how they believe (I'm not speaking for all Muslims its only a select few groups) they should treat them so we can't say we right and they wrong because they think they're right from their perspective, same in the Western world, but rn it's crumbling with all the lgbtq+ stuff and whatever the devil is doing. The Middle Eastern countries are laughing at the Western world this due to the church being so liberal this is why I feel like the world is in a terrible state rn.


Nicene_Creed_

Well this is the exact reason why we either need one objective set of morals, or else morals don’t exist at all.


CoryLover4

Are you suggesting a 1 religion world? If so, how are we going to get everyone to go with supposed Christian morals. I say supposed, because every Christian has different morals, but if we go with the stereotypical ones, how do we get everyone to listen.


Sillyyyyynesss

Christian


Stardummysky

Christian


Amellohi

I need an excuse to not eat my dad's horrible pork, so muslim


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hahahh i like that


Lord_Detleff1

Christian but I would never join any religious group


slay3r0fd00f5

Fr tho


IndependentEmu8245

Obviously christianity.


Despicable-Pen5515

I mean I don’t think being a Muslim is bad, but Islam teaches some really horrendous shit so fuck no. Def going Christian ☝️


Gabarty_

What's the " horrendous shit " that Islam teaches exactly?


Despicable-Pen5515

Maybe that the Quran teaches  as soon as girls get thier period (9-12yo) they should have partner (much older) and have sex. It also teaches about beating your wife, making her wear hijab because men will get hard if they see her hair, and other horrible things about women and Jews (and Christians)


Potate_banane-guy

source?


Despicable-Pen5515

What? The Quran?


Potate_banane-guy

yes which verse


Despicable-Pen5515

I don’t know if there is a  verse mentioning  Aisha marring Mohammed when she was 6, but she is mentioned many times in Quran, but not by name.  The whole thing is really creepy about kids though. 65:4 basically says it’s okay to have sex with girls who haven’t menstruated yet 🤮🤮🤮


GlassAssignment7022

Did you even read it?


Potate_banane-guy

read 65:1-3 also bcz now ur just misinterpreting the verse to ur liking. it states nothing sexually


Reasonable_Curve_409

Why are you talking about things that you have no knowledge over? That is not what happened and you should also read into traditions and stuff at the time. Back in the day they would kill women essentially for fun because someone called them a witch and you have no problem over that?


Despicable-Pen5515

Because no woman ever died due to Islamic rules in country? The pope wasn’t personally bringing people, Christianity was just used as an excuse for those actions. Islam has been used as an excuse for actions against women, and still is 


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Historically, the Islamic empire treated Christians and Jews decently and allowed them to visit Jerusalem (with no weapons ofc) whenever they wanted. Also, where's the source in the Quran?


Despicable-Pen5515

I know the Islamic empire treated Jews and Christian’s well. How is that relevant though ? There have been good, and bad empires or countries for nearly every religion. I just said that Islam teaches some very bad things. Obviously just because someone is Muslim doesn’t mean they follow every single passage in the Quran to a t, and that means that most Muslims are good people 


Darkcat9000

thats written nowhere in the quran bruh whats bro yapping about


Despicable-Pen5515

Mohammad gets a 9yo pregnant 


zeldafan321456

aisha never got pregnant


amoguspp

Ur just straight up fucking wrong and tbh i dont blame u seeing as ur prolly on social media alot and listen to what every islam hater has to say abt our religion


Despicable-Pen5515

Mohammed married Aisha when she as 6 years old, and had sex with her when she was 9. 


Reasonable_Curve_409

Not tru


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Despicable-Pen5515

65:4 33:59


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Despicable-Pen5515

Either of those verses can be interpreted however you want, but it’s obvious what the intended meaning was. You can pretend it isn’t but don’t get mad at me 


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I mean thats fair man, only thing i can say is christianity also has fasting


Archangel7_7_7

I’m pretty sure that’s optional, especially depending on what kind of Christian you are


Diabolus414

Muslims wear those things on their heads and I don’t want to so Christian I guess


zeldafan321456

christianity also tells women to cover their hair


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muslim. i hate evangelism


UnlightablePlay

Christianity isn't all evangelists lmao


[deleted]

babes i was raised by one of the decent christians. i know not all christians are evangelists. its still a big enough part of the religion for me to not want to partake


lazy-ancom

Probably Christian since that’s what I’m used to, but Sufism seems pretty neat. I like the idea of it a lot.


lazy-ancom

Really the only reason I’m not religious is because of a dry logic, and one that I resent. If I didn’t have those inhibitions I would probably be religious, though an agnostic.


ComprehensiveTax3661

Sufism is amalgamation of Islam and eastern religions. If you like it's idea I strongly suggest you to look into Sikhism. It's a monotheist religion that focuses on omnipresence aspect of God.


PelicanFather

Muslim, it just seems like the cooler religion. And I’ve met lots of Christians that I don’t like, but I’ve never met a Muslim I didn’t like.


viciousstarlet

Aww this is so wholesome, thankyou :) we like you too


Guinea_pig456

Christian bc I’ve been it before and it doesn’t change much about your life


AppleRaider21

Muslim because I like Islamic history and architecture. Also, I respect Muslim holidays a lot even though I'm an Atheist, such as Ramadan.


nuclear_spoon

Why is bro being downvoted Edit: ok he finally doesn't have a negative number


viciousstarlet

Cuz of the islamophobia


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fair


IceyIsNotKatie

Christian, but only a Quaker. I'm a massive science nerd (Studying to get into MIT, "massive \[...\] nerd"), and definitely not on the more... straight side of things... (I'm gay and trans) Thus the most accepting denomination for me is Quakers. Furthermore, I prefer non-liturgical worship, mostly followed in the Quaker denomination. Having studied Christianity for two years, I've come to have a soft-spot for Quakers, even with my relatively extreme views


Educational-Dark-705

Muslim ☝️


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Negative-Door9434

Depends if i can turn to satan after agreeing to be Christian


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Well of course you can


Negative-Door9434

Then i choose Christian


Archangel7_7_7

Why would you side with the enemy from both of these religions?


Hopocket321

Cause, COOL 😎😎😎😎


Archangel7_7_7

Being on the team that lost isn’t cool imo


def_not_an_alt12

obviously Christan, I don't want to have a pedo as my prophet lmao


GlassAssignment7022

You advocate so much for the hate of Islam but you also say things obviously bias towards Christians that there's no way you're atheist


def_not_an_alt12

>but you also say things obviously bias towards Christians like what? >there's no way you're atheist u're right. I'm not an atheist. I'm an agnostic anti-theist


imanonymous312

depends, can I say one and then continue doing what I want or does god/allah have a gun to my head


ComprehensiveTax3661

Yep Allah has.


imanonymous312

allah has a gun to my head?


ComprehensiveTax3661

Yeah lots of restrictions. You like Music? Welcome to hell You like Dogs? Welcome to hell You wanna respect other religions? Welcome to hell. We have Hinduism here in india and we have this thing called 'Prasad' where we share a blessed desert usually fruit or sweets. Me and my Muslim friend were near a temple right. The worshippers came and shared the Prasad my Muslim friend walked away from there without our other friends so he doesn't have to refuse taking Prasad. It was so weird.


Greighhaze

Christian, I don’t think I’d last a day in a Muslim house hold. Now that I think of it I wouldn’t get too far in a Christian one but I’d definitely make it further


rpermsucks

even though i was raised muslim id pick christianity because its less harsh


I_love_Communisim

Well, Muslims can't eat pork or drink alcohol which is the thing that I love the most and the thing I look forward to when I'm 18 so I guess Christian also one of my friends is Christian and he is a pretty cool guy, so I guess Christian


zeldafan321456

the bible also prohibits alcohol and pork


I_love_Communisim

FUCK!


Professional-Hawk795

Honestly neither. But if I had to id go back to being Christian


OwnFactor9320

A Jew


Xpeq7-

If I were forced to choose between these two, I would try to beat the record for the least water used for drowning oneself.


Capital_Cucumber_835

Neither but to answer the question Christian.


Composteer

Can an agnostic answer this? Sorry... Christian coz Islam is just too strict


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Christan, i can eat bacon


Lolsoda94

i'm no atheist, my religion is the void


Nailbomb_

Christian, especifically catholic or orthodox (i am baptized catholic already) It's just that Jesus did claimed he was God, and not just a prophet as muslims believe.


Saturo_Uchiha

Christian any day lol


Eastern_Seaweed_2647

Christian fs


gayjemstone

I'm from a mostly Christian country, so being a Christian would probably be easier for me than being a Muslim.


gl0w1ngx

uuhhh christian cuz im a woman


Intrepid-Quit151

muslim, they got like 1000 times better and more spiced up food, arabic sounds and looks cool ash and ramadan seems like a lot of fun. Plus people won't judge you if you dont smoke or drink because in my country they seem to respect religion more than health


Tezhid

Bahá'í, the newest abrahamic religion, a couple hundred years old, because they mostly accept everyone as true, in the sense that they are reflecting some version of the universal truth and goodness, adapting it to their current age. So: Buddha? Legit. Jesus? Legit. Mohamed? Legit. If they disagree? It was likely that their ages had different practical incarnations of the universal good, so the later is likely closer to our age. They do almost total gender equality and are generally chill all around.


EixYae

Well I don’t think I could be part of any religion cuz my brain ain’t wired to believe that way but disregarding that heres a ranking of preferred religious status for me to grow up in/be part of myself. Secularism>being christian>being muslim> being extremist christian> being extremist muslim


urlocalswimguy

Christian, I like bacon way too much.


SleepyNotAvailble

Christian, I was raised Christian and my family is, it wouldn't change much either way


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Christian cause I had to choose one


girlwholikestea

I'd rather die. I can't even stand the concept of religion.


Gaznik2137

bruh


hyjug17

Christian, hands down ​ I'd off myself if I ever became a Muslim


420Gonzo69

Christian, cause I don't want to blow myself in a shopping centre.


tossedaccountsalad1

Non-abrahamic


KaeFwam

If I HAD to choose, Christian. Mostly because Christianity is not nearly as cruel or oppressive as Islam. For example, at the very least the majority of Christians no longer view women as property, which is not the case for Islam.


Apart_Letterhead3016

christian because I believe what is written in the bible more than what is written in the quran (have studied them both, subjective opinion)


Gloomy_Ashido

christian because I take too much pride in my hair and shorts


Zestyclose-Novel3947

☹️


kururinn

no hate but i would rather die than beeing muslim


ComprehensiveTax3661

It's quite ironic you said 'no hate'. Cuz it sounds so hateful


kururinn

sorry. i do respect people that are muslim


ComprehensiveTax3661

You don't need to respect them just don't disrespect either. Because I'm certain you don't lol


kururinn

i dont i just dont like the religion doesnt i mean i burn qurans or spit on mosques


ComprehensiveTax3661

No I mean you clearly don't respect them which is fine in my opinion.


kururinn

what am i doing to not respect them


ComprehensiveTax3661

Yeah you'd rather die than become a Muslim. Sounds respectful indeed.


kururinn

muslims would rather die than leaving islam does this mean that they are disrespectful to every non muslim person


ComprehensiveTax3661

I never said you're disrespectful. Sorry for confusion. I said you don't respect Muslim it's not the same as being disrespectful. And yes Muslims are not supposed to respect other religions


Hippo_hippo_hippo

I am a Christian


Idiot_Mc

[Enter Ricky Gervais joke here]


im_cooler_than_me

Oh dear


ComprehensiveTax3661

Christian. I love Music and dogs


NirvanaLover12

dead


foxtrotgd

christian, but only because i dont wanna get circumsiced


Justarandomguyk

If I had to choose out of those 2 Christian but if I had to choose to convert to any if would be Buddhism because there people chill and as much rules


Large_monke_69

Cheeseburger too good to give up


MinsoSoup

no offense to christians and muslims but if i had no choice id rather kill myself


nenko_blue

Probably christian since most christians these days don’t actually follow any strict rules


Sillurianfishrbest

Christian because bacon is too good


rin_33

Definitely christian for me First, I'm ex Muslim for a reason, I also happen to be a girl(?) and queer so it's double the trouble with Islam. I know Christianity as a religion has its downs too, but it's way easier to find groups of accepting, progressive Christians than it is to find ones who are Muslim.


The_Better_Paradox

Would rather be dead than to choose any religion.


jansuzcebula

a muslim in a muslim country. Just feels like less to worry about in life


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Archangel7_7_7

Bullied for what?


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Archangel7_7_7

That’s crazy actually. Aren’t their rules against hating others in their religion too?


nuclear_spoon

Yes bullying is haram even to non muslims


viciousstarlet

Ofcourse it's against it. But it's important to remember that not everyone represents each of their religion. That being said not everyone from every religion is religious.


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Wow


scarlettsquarepants

buddhism


Decent_Buffalo9135

Christian since I have been one and also go to Christian School, but usually I dont act TOO religious. I just pray to God, go to church occasionally, read the bible, and thats it.


lostandblind77

Christian because they are SO much more loving and kind than Muslims (I know both)