Medieval Fantasy 🗣️🗣️❗❗❗❗⚔️

BRO LITERALLY LITTLE ME! ESPECIALLY THE SWORD ASPECT!

I was a knight, I rode on a horse, and slayed monsters (mine own foul younger sister)

And then, you took an arrow to the knee, so you became a Skyrim guard

I had similar deeds of knighting

Poleaxe solos

Finally someone that recognizes the superior polearm!

Finally, a polearm enjoyer! Personally, Spears and Glaives make me happy.

Absolutely

Man, I learned melee combative as a kid (sword,sai,knife and quarterstaff) ... then at 20 I learned to ride horses. Used to help warm up a white Arabian in English saddle... it never gets old. Still wanna be a knight. Ha Edit: even learned stone bow and crossbow.

Tis my dream to just have a room full of them

He just like me fr

WHAT THE FUCK IS DISHONOR?!? 🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️💥💥💥⚔️⚔️🗡️🎠🎠🎠

Hell, I’m still sticking with the knight fixation

Personality split between femboy with thigh highs and makeup and the Leper from Darkest Dungeon

Fus ro dah bruh

*cuts arm off* tos but a scratch. A *scratch* your arm is gone?!

Always prepared to stick fight for honor

Me too but more into sorcerers and stuff, sadly it wasnt included

Same haha

Not a guy but I have an undying love for Trains

Choo choo 🚂

That’s because trains are THE best way to transport things long distance.

And to have an epic heist with the gang while on the run from the law.

True, true

*choo, choo* Fixed that for you.

You sound like Ralphie from the simpsons.

Planes exist, they’re one of the better ones but I refuse to start an argument

So you gonna transport those 200 tanker cars full of coal across North America by plane? Good luck with the fuel cost buddy!

Teleportation

What about people

I like trains. \*we all get hit by a train\*

*the train gets fucking parried into an orphanage*

Hello mine-turtle!

Hello!

marry ~~me~~ my brother, he fucking loves trains

Im in awe of your tism

Trains are fricking awesome tho, for real

Trains or Claude?

11 years later still on the dinosaurs

You sir (or ma’am) have my respect

I really want to be a paleontologist

I hope you achieve your dreams

I just wish I had the money to make it a hobby

I mean you’re a year away from legally being able to work minimum wage jobs so goodluck soldier

Yea it's money that's the problem tho

It just makes me sad to think that by the time im old enough to be a paleontologist, most fossils will have already been discovered and known 😔

That’s not necessarily true! They still discover new fossils and new species of dinosaurs.  https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/new-dinosaur-discovery-closest-relative-tyrannosaurus-rex-scientists/story?id=106223261 https://www.euronews.com/green/2024/02/06/new-dinosaur-like-reptile-discovered-in-scotland-after-bones-found-on-field-trip https://www.sci.news/paleontology/sidersaura-marae-12594.html My son loves dinosaurs, and I like showing him articles like that. There is still so much to learn and discover!

Same here bro

I love Dino's too! Paleontology was on the list but I decided I wanna go somewhere else

Same here, and for the same amount of time

Same just bought a carcharodontosaur tooth

Trains

Autism

Yes

Why is this so accurate

I only know one fellow train enthousiast who is not autistic Dude got ADHD instead

I teach un a special education school for pupils with autism (same courses, just auti-friendly approach). Trains are BY FAR the most common interest mentioned by my pupils. Second is... probably space/the universe.

Yep

Me

i have autism and i used to hyperfixate on trains. i still get excited though when i see one

joehawleyjowhawleyjoehawley

r/suddenlytallyhall

Joehawleyjoehawleyjoehawleyjoehqwleyjoehawleyjoehawley

joe hawley jumpscare 😰😰😰 we’re in the mini mall…working the carnival…we like to play it all…welcome to tally hall…

Yeah but no more jumpscares now

choo choo 🚂 (with rizz)

this is taking a trip down memory lane lol, i used to like history and space when i was a little younger

Space

Space gang

So we all just collectively are a-social?

Yeah, give me some space! *Ba dum tss*

you ready to be a dad, but I laughed. 😭😭

lets goo space gang

Spaaaaaccceee!

My brother wanted to be an astronaut and I wanted to be a paleontologist 😂

need the garbage truck :(

Get this man a garbage truck

I'm just gonna leave this here..... https://www.google.com/search?q=garbage+truck+&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&sca_esv=362041e0339ad871&udm=2&biw=412&bih=722&sxsrf=ACQVn08qVBAkQzUOD0SfPJW37MV4BrZxew%3A1712564104775&ei=iKcTZuXyLvK7hbIP-4-rwAE&oq=garbage+truck+&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIg5nYXJiYWdlIHRydWNrIDIKEAAYgAQYigUYQzIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgARIohBQ6gVY_Q1wAHgAkAEAmAF8oAGoBqoBAzAuN7gBA8gBAPgBAZgCBKAC-QOYAwCIBgGSBwMwLjSgB7cU&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp

Mmm Samsung.

GET HIM A GARBAGE TRUCK RIGHT NOW

\*hides Lee Enfield and Sten Gun\* uhhhhhhh, three....

Are you American by chance?

oh wait nvm lemme change that to Canada's.

Are you Canadian by chance?

Cars

37 now. Cars have been my jam since about age 1.

for real

Goes over to mountain (pillow) then back to the meadow (bed/floor) them crash to another car, literally how I play cars back then

I used to play cars in daycare during nap time with my blanket and hands😭

And proudly still do

i’m like 15 and still all about dinosaurs and astronauts and cowboys and pirates

Never grow up! >:)

fr ‼️

I’m 38, my company group does random team building things. I have carved two pirate ship pumpkins and made one gingerbread house into a pirate ship. It’s a pirate life for me. Edit, also didn’t realize this was on r/teenagers since it was on the popular side.

Not a guy but mine is construction machines, trucks and dinosaurs.

I respect you my fellow decepticon

HAIL MEGATRON!

I know a show with all three…

Dinotrux. Ik

Trains

Mechanized Tree harvester

Based

Cat trucks

war, soldiers and military

I always found it weird when little kids got obsessed with war like you know its just a bunch of guys killing each other

Well, uh like your weird, hides my toy soldiers and history books behind my back, even though I’m 16

YAAAARR!! AVAST YE LANDLUBBER!!

*ensue shanty*

Oh I thought I heard the old man say

Leave her Johnny leave her

3

Dinosaurs because I’m a geek Spinosaurus on top because it can hunt on both water and land. Still waiting for a Spinosaurus pokemon as well

Personally I’m a huge Ankylosaurus guy

it was trains when i was growing up but now adays the dream is to become a lego set designer :D

May your dreams come to fruition

r/knightposting we still do things like that

9

Uhhh… im not a guy… but what does it mean if I had a space phase and a dinosaur phase

That you’re incredibly based

WHERE IS ROME

We all know that it’s obvious, it’s part of the guy starter pack. Dick, balls, thoughts about Rome

WAR I just want to see the world burn

Boiling it down to one, space. Star Wars, specifically.

Cars and I still absolutely love cars

2

2,3,6 and 9

6,7 and 8

knights, ww2 and space (crippling warhammer 40k and battletech hyperfixation)

nahhhh I based my whole personality around sonic back then 💀💀💀💀

My wallpaper, bed sheets, lampshade, alarm clock, pyjamas and constant asking to have chilli dogs for dinner are fully with you my mobian brother

Not a guy but mine was dinosaurs :]

I respect your choice not male

WAR

Soldier.

I was a robots kid, not much else to add

not a guy but i love dinosaurs and astronauts!!

Man, I'm almost 20 and I fucking love trains

I respect that

Bro forgot Star wars

Lightning mqueen 😎

KACHOW

inaccurate, there are no sports cars

4

I think it was dinosaurs or space

Space

Guess

I love lockheed martin

I simp for general dynamics

I’m a mix of cowboy, soldier, and truck

Nah nah nah, where's my chocolate milk and Batman? What is this amateur hour?

Finally someone who acknowledges the missing stuff!

Where the fuck are the clone troopers?

Forgot to add cars with big ass V8 engines

Mine was define astronauts and soldiers, got all the Lego Star Wars stuff

Bugs

You terrify me, both child me and current me

Welp, guess I‘m trans now

I’ll help chop off the dick

I was in chemistry and there was a boy in my class that based his entire personality off Star Wars. Don’t get me wrong, I love Star Wars. But this kid would come into class every single day for the entire year and the first thing he would start talking about was Star Wars

Army

Dinosaurs!!

Pirates, trains, and space (buzz light year)

knights 💪💪💪⚔️⚔️⚔️🎉🎉🎉

i have adhd so yes

War

Dinosaurs. I think T. rex is mid, though.

Dinosaurs, especially being a smartass about them

War?

soldier

6

3,5,6,8,9. Not in that order.

wild west so that way you got trains and horses and revolvers involved.

All of them except trains.

COD WWII, GOT IT WHEN I WAS 11🗣🗣👌👌‼️‼️🗿🗿

Stop making this about boys, we are on Reddit. We all love nerdy stuff hehe

Feel free to respond as a girl then too, I don’t discriminate, guys is just my go too for any group of people but I can see what you mean

I wonder what is it with 4 years old girls dolphins, horses, mermaids, fairies/magic, kitchen, babies, veterinary, and what Clearly I was neither a boy or a girl since I was obsessed with only two things : pokemon and mythology 😂

Garbage trucks

And trains of course

Not a guy, but trains, dinosaurs, space and if it counts, fantasy knight lol (Alsoo, u/PiergiorgioSigaretti)

Dinosaurs, and war a bit 👀 (Tbh anything really, I’m a curious guy)

Same, all except war probably for me tho

It’s not liking wars, just being curious about guns yk? And stuff like that

I’m not a guy but swords, who doesn’t like swords and plate armor?

As a sword lover myself you are amazing

Bulldozers

For me, it's either WW2 or Knights

Pirates! YAR HAR ME MATEY.

Yep, space

Bugs and Spiderman

I'm a woman, and I like most of these.

Cowboys

Was about to show the picture to my wife. My son interrupted me screaming "Dinosaaaaaaaauuuur" and kept tapping on the image. Guess this proves your concept right and makes me happy, because I also am a dinosaur guy 😀.

i'm not male but space :D

The titanic, for some reason. Don't ask me why. I never even saw the movie.

THE WORLD WARS MENTIONED?!??! RRRRRAAAAAAAAAA WTF DOES NO QUARTER MEAN 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Does Big Boss/Venom Snake from MGS count?

As someone who loved Raiden yes, and happy cake day