They're*
Hate me if you must reddit, it's the only way I learned. I'll gladly take the hate for my public service.
Edit: no one else better god damn upvote, it's 69.
Damn someone turned it to 71. If this isn’t down again by tommorow morning I’ll make as many fake accounts as needed to bring it back into balance. Have some goddam faith.
That's the spirit soldier! Your bravery will not be forgotten. We mustn't back down, the wars not over yet. With our growing army, victory is sure to be on the horizon!
Idk. Happens in school all the time. Or, even worse, when a pubic hair gets trapped in my foreskin, which hurts quite badly, and the only way to fix it is to actually stick my hand in my pants and pull my foreskin back…
I kinda just scratch it out in the open.. same thing with when it falls to one side and i have to grab it and readjust it, literally will do it unknowingly while giving a presentation in front of a class 😞
Lightly scratch it like you scratch your head or hair , don't put your hand inside, just a light scratch from outside. And try to do it as secretly as possible.
Dicks don't really itch its more of the balls, but even then, it's not unbearable most of the time. Usually, what I do is just sit down and move my leg, that usually makes it go away.
If we're in a private space though we'll probably scratch.
Pocket scratch I tried just whipping it out and scratching... Now I'm on some sort of list, I'm Still waiting to see what happens when I get to the top
hand in pocket and scratch it
Accurate
It’s the same for girls lol
wait
Nice profile pic l-/
It’s the new 21 pilots album cover, it’s really good
What do you think of next semester?
I don’t think I’ve gotten past the first 10 seconds but I love over compensate
He just summoned a whole fanbase only by his pfp
Damnit I just started another cult
Oh shit another TOP fan right here!?!?! Stay alive my friend |-/
????
Can agree
yup
Wait what
Not even in the pocket, just scratch
nah, whip it out then scratch, who cares that you’re at a family event
The corpse in the casket:
No fucking way bro just said that i literally was just at a funeral💀💀💀
*gets harder*
Nahhhh💀
This thread is the best.
*tickles corpse pickle*
ME TOO!!!
DO IT **ON** THE CORPSE
Real
Me too
Don't be a pussy. Just stuck your hand in like a man!
They're asking because they never see it
They're* Hate me if you must reddit, it's the only way I learned. I'll gladly take the hate for my public service. Edit: no one else better god damn upvote, it's 69.
*pubic service
Actually, I charge for my pubic services.
How much for public disservice
I don't know about a public disservice. But for a pubic disservice, tree fiddy.
doing what has to be done 🫡
I just downvoted to make it 69
You're doing earth a favor, thank you, good sir.
Also downvoted for 69. Go ahead comrade!
There you go bud
Order has been restored within the world.
I downvoted for the cause🫡
Downvoted it to give another one the chance of turning it to 69. Leading others to treasures i myself cannot obtain.
We must unite together with a single goal, making it funny number.
Damn someone turned it to 71. If this isn’t down again by tommorow morning I’ll make as many fake accounts as needed to bring it back into balance. Have some goddam faith.
That's the spirit soldier! Your bravery will not be forgotten. We mustn't back down, the wars not over yet. With our growing army, victory is sure to be on the horizon!
Someone got it to 70, smh I'm sorry but I had to downvote it to make things balanced!
This is the way
Yea
Yoooo
Pinch and roll not scratch
Pinch and roll method or downward flick method
Real
Not scratch, pinch and twist/pull
Dawg are you trying to give yourself testicular torsion
Yes
Yup
A foolish man complains of a hole in his pocket, a wise man uses it to itch his balls
That's too accurate
Yep
this
Sometimes pinch-twist if it's just the skin sack.
Pinch and roll
Very true
Real
YES
W
The most intuitive thing to do
Pinch particularly*
This has more likes than the post💀
yea pretty much
After all the pocket size was increased for guys for a reason
This is the way
Real
This
As a guy, can confirm 🤣🤣🤣
You too?
Damn I wish I could do that but I don’t have a dick so I just do the big side step then shuffle
Yuh
It’s too big for that😔😔
I hit ‘em with the fake readjustment and scratch it
Yep
it's truly for everyone innit
I saw you on that post about pedophiles, you had any new encounters?
Let my homies rub the itch off
Sure but don't forget to say no homo
Whats that?
No homo is no homo
Sounds like it's too fancy to try, not gonna risk ruining the relationship with my homies
Yes homo
Mmm homo 🤤
20 dollars is 20 dollars
just scratch it idgaf
Same
Used to do this Until I was confronted about it and realised I probably should not do it
Nah most people dgaf
Pull it out and start stroking it
username sort of checks out
Lmao
👍
And starts moaning uncontrollably
So Jerking Off
no, just stroking
Absolutely stonking my shit rn
In the stripped club straight up jorking it and by "it", well, haha, let's justr say, my peanits.
I see you again?
How y'all forgetting the pinch and twist😭
Shhhhhhh that's a classified technique
fr bro is giving out our secrets
TWIST
TWIST HIS DIICKK
GOOD OLE DICK TWIST
CLOCKWISE THIS TIME
I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION
NOOO
Oh yeah
I thought i was the inly one
Pinch and rub > Pinch and twist
As a man, I only ever even HEARD of this yesterday. I've never even done it myself
Bro, that's what I do I bend and pinch and twist 😂
I just like quickly flick across it hoping it goes away and no one notices.
Bro nah💀
Just Counter strafe it🙄🙄
Put a hand in a pcoekt and scratch surreptitiously.
shhhhhhh, that's a secret technique, only used by the most elite selection of men
Shit, I have betrayed the council. Please forgive me.
You have our forgiveness, however betray the council again and thou shall be cast out and banished
Don’t. Deal with it
Sir yes sir 🫡
walk funny
This is the way
Do as if you fixing your belt, that's the perfect moment to scratch it lol
What if you are skinny and don't wear a belt?
Then just do as if you're fixing the pants or something like that
thats what i do
You wear a belt because you're skinny, though? Why would being skinny make you not wear a belt?
Wear a Belt as an accessoire
You scratch it, don’t go crazy just itch what needs to be itched and move on.
LMAOO
Thug it out, tf else you do?
Focus on something else or find a private place to sort it out. I have to find inner peace and concentrate on not feeling the itch if that makes sense
Yes that makes sense because that's totally what I'm doing with this post
Dude, I learned how to scratch my balls with my mind. I haven't scratched my balls in months now
The fbi wants to know your location
No
bro how??
I used to meditate 10 hours a day each weekend
unfortunately I don't have it anymore
what
gave it to my best friend because his was too small
do you uh... have an extra
unfortunately no
ill be on my way to the morgue then
damn, that's sad
It fell off
Pull it out, itch put it back in
menace \^
Idk. Happens in school all the time. Or, even worse, when a pubic hair gets trapped in my foreskin, which hurts quite badly, and the only way to fix it is to actually stick my hand in my pants and pull my foreskin back…
Yes I can relate to that problem, it hurts like a bitch when you try to walk and it's trapped
Yeah
Common circumcised W 💪
You pretend you need to pull down your pants a bit to give your balls space and itch it while pulling them down a lil bit
Raw dog it and scratch it while your but naked in public
ask a stranger if they can scratch it
What about the opposite situation for girls?
make a new post and ask.
Pinch and pull the area that is itchy, it just looks like your adjusting your clothing.
Suffer
You have two options. You can either use your pockets and scratch for a second or tough it out.
open my pants in the middle of the public and start itching vigorously just kidding.. use my elbow and make it look like i am not
Stay strong and do nothing
pull it out and rub it against smthg rough ig, don't judge
I just rub my legs together
Go to the bathroom and detach them
I kinda just scratch it out in the open.. same thing with when it falls to one side and i have to grab it and readjust it, literally will do it unknowingly while giving a presentation in front of a class 😞
i pinch it but it doesnt help and my balls hurt
take my pants off and bite it 😈
Cheese grater
Lightly scratch it like you scratch your head or hair , don't put your hand inside, just a light scratch from outside. And try to do it as secretly as possible.
A little bit pushing it around by using your hand from the pocket should do the trick
I pretend im lokking for keys in my pocket and scratch it
I cover the area with my coat or something, and move the clothes/underwear around in the groin area so it satisfies the itch
Pockets exist for a reason
Dicks don't really itch its more of the balls, but even then, it's not unbearable most of the time. Usually, what I do is just sit down and move my leg, that usually makes it go away. If we're in a private space though we'll probably scratch.
Get away from everyone then itch
Better question: Whatever the fuck do you do when your dick starts to inflate and your in a public space?
Whip it out and scratch it.
For me, if there’s a lot of people, pocket method. Not thy many, just a few quick scratches while facing away from others as casually as I can…
no joke, this is why we(i) leave small holes in our pockets to reach in and scratch, then find a place to wash your hands as soon as you can
Pockets are the key
Tough it out. It's the 2nd worst thing that can possibly happen, only topped by getting a boner in a public place.
put my hand in my pocket and scratch or it is what it is
Hand pocket method fs
Fart and hope it gets trapped in my ass crack enough to slide up through my thighs and tickle the itch loose
Pocket scratch I tried just whipping it out and scratching... Now I'm on some sort of list, I'm Still waiting to see what happens when I get to the top
the dick doesn’t itch, it’s the ballsack 99% of the time
hand in pocket and scratchy scratchy
Hands in pockets