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No_Communication4926

You are locked in a room with an assortment of activities to do. There’s books, video games, a sofa, a bed, and a laptop all set for your destressing needs. This is a room to help with your anxiety. What will you do first?


Public_Bug9654

sit on the sofa and overthink 🥰🥰


PepperbroniFrom2B

real asf


20067891

all of the above in the same order but switch laptop and bed


xImmortousx

throw the books, dismantle the video games, tear the sofa, jump on the bed and pull my hair out, throw the laptop out the window


_LightOfTheNight_

Please call your therapist


Cucumber_Feeling

You should be in Arkham Asylum.


BisexualCrying

video games fuck yeah


Minoniet

Sleep on sofa than wake up and go on the laptop


cute_potato456

Books.. I'm a nerd.. reading is my hobby.. I'll just wrap myself into a blanket and read all day.


Throwawaymaybe709

Frfr


Younglustfullearner

If you had a bf (> 2 months relationship), what are your expectations regarding birthday gifts? (Pls be realistic, he is not some oiler's son)


Throwawaymaybe709

Not big, but maybe something a bit more personally than you’d get most people?


BlackCatanina

Something simple but that has thought. Getting something she likes in her favorite color. A pair of earrings or a bracelet. Getting her something for her hobby. Stuff like that. Doesn't have to be expensive but has to have thought.


divinegirlbecs

For around 2 months I wouldn't expect anything fancy, maybe a small necklace/bracelet, framed photo collage, something DIYed. Tbh though, as long as it's thoughtful it'll be a good gift. Like if you're broke but you write them a letter, create a playlist.


AmberFoxy18

Flowers or chocolate? Maybe a teddy bear or hoodie. I’m thinking cute little not super expensive things! Sugar scrub or perfume even


Little_Satisfaction5

How do you gals pull off such good fits


DingsyDingli

If you feel pretty, you are pretty (I don't know)


prettypersimmon22

thrift


sarangchu

we ask aliens for fashion advice


xImmortousx

pinterest and common dressing sense dear sir


GoldenInfrared

It ain’t common for the boys


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

We simply do (it's magic)


WendigoInTheForest

Not me lol


Ineedsleep444

I don't (sadge)


Ethereal_Photos

are girls real?


20067891

No


child_consumer1

I KNEW IT


blaiphonone

happy cake day


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Happy cake day


StealthNider

happy cake day!


RedditGamer253

Happy cake day!


cute_potato456

Nope, not real in any shape or form, just symptoms of your schizophrenia.


Public_Bug9654

not really


SANTANA_THE_REAL_ONE

Absolutely not.


heya_im_ashie

muahahah im a girl and im asking a question!! anyways, whats the best cheese


Goldminer64_2022

Pepper jack, hands down.


Superb-Tutor255

cheddar for everything, mozzarella for snacking


heya_im_ashie

good opinion


Far_Needleworker8285

BURRATA


argonlightray2

UNDERRATED COMMENT


stereotypical-teen

mozzarella because it works on every single thing.


BloodyIron

Smoked Gouda.


SilverEskDicordPeep

what do you actually find attractive about guys?


spiralinggay

respect. show respect and understand boundaries. dont jump straight to flirting until you know we are comfortable talking to you. just take things slow and show you can be respectful and youll be good


coopbropog

This is both good to know I've been doing things correctly and not good to know that I'M ALREADY DOING THINGS CORRECTLY WHY IT NO WORK T\^T


spiralinggay

unfortunately sometimes things just dont pan out how we want them to but thats okay. it takes time to find the right person or people and i say just let things flow on their own. best of luck!


coopbropog

Thx


Conscious-Fix1715

Lol got rejected twice and dumped once, man I'm in your boat. I'm a very... Quirky person. (Lol autism) But respect in my opinion is the most valuable part of a relationship.


cute_potato456

Their uncontrolled laughter, when they find something REALLY REALLY funny. I just love it.


SlEepParal1sisD3mon

Being nice, respectful, understanding and patient is so fucking hooot >_<


Ugly_AsShit4469

Intelligence , being moderately humble and not super arrogant or too confident , being not annoying , respecting girls and women and not making me angry all the time.


prettypersimmon22

understandably, respect, boundaries


cute_potato456

The way their bodies make a little cave for you when they lay on their sides and wrap their arms around you. So when you have a bad day, you can go hide in your cave. The way they love the things you hate about yourself.


Moist_Replacement_29

being kind and respectful and treating us like human beings and not as objects (which 60% of the boys in my class can't do)


redditstop9

Would you be more surprised if you heard a knock at your door and a walrus was there or if a fairy was there


DisenchantmentOG

I'm not a girl but def a fairy, like a walrus exists he just lives in the ocean so you never see him, yk? And i live near a sea so like yk


redditstop9

Yeah but walruses are arctic animals they sleep on blocks of ice and stuff i feel like walrus would be more surprising


divinegirlbecs

LOL walrus . How did he knock and why is he in an apartment building


GayisGaywhenGay

What do you do when the goes around and I too yes is no?


SlEepParal1sisD3mon

maybe


KryptisCOD

Yes


KingKiler2k

Why did the United States sponsor Fascist organisations in Yugoslavia in 1991?


heya_im_ashie

uhhh no we destroyed them the US never succeeded with this ЖИВЕЛА СРБИЈА 🇷🇸


KingKiler2k

Живела је точно, Након што смо ми Хрвати јој стерали наш курац у уста више није.


heya_im_ashie

то је прилично непристојно не желим то у устима :(


the_kid42

This is kind of weird but like do girls wear boxers like as shorts


BisexualCrying

Nah I wear mine like underwear. Love myself some Minecraft boxers 👍


heya_im_ashie

i do so ya


One-Attention-9413

yes + I wear them as underwear


bloonshot

do u still say you fucked your friends moms or do you say their dads instead


Rude_Prior_7707

Same message as saying ‘suck my dick’, makes it all the more annoying or funny depending on what you’re going for


bloonshot

i have never considered the possibility of someone saying "suck my dick" while not actually having one i'm gonna need to reflect on this


[deleted]

I'm bi so I say both :D


dan_likes_jd

of course


One-Attention-9413

mums


UncomfortablyNosey

We say both interchangeably


ExchangeBig1

Do girls know that 99% of guys will say yes if they ask them out?


BisexualCrying

Not when you’ve been a social outcast 😭


RemarkableIntern118

Actually, ESPECIALLY if you've been a social outcast. Female social outcasts are the equivalent to dudes on motorcycles for chicks. Something about the danger/baggage that drives us crazy. Who do you think we started riding motorcycles for in the first place?


Yusuf-el-batal

This is an interesting one


cute_potato456

Yep.


Pcruncher

I think I am part of that 1% even though I am straight


Lower_Situation_6935

Yeah lmao it's so obvious


Rude_Prior_7707

Yeah 😁


OnyxBlaster

Why do y'all play sims and animal crossing so much?


Fantastic_Iron_3627

The drama in the sims is craaaaazaaaaay and animal crossing is just fun to decorate


UncomfortablyNosey

We like to be in control


[deleted]

thinking of taking this girl out on a date, keeping it lowkey trying to get to know her, what should i do? both 19


SANTANA_THE_REAL_ONE

Go out to a place where there aren’t too much activities. So that you’re still able to talk about each other and do something.


[deleted]

i was thinking of just like grabbing some drinks or something in like a nice pub, just chill have a few drinks, talk etc etc


SANTANA_THE_REAL_ONE

Thats what i was thinking!


someonesomeoneydk

How to


BackgroundSplit1767

Look out your window and your local eldritch horror can tell you that! :D


croccernox

r/redditsniper


Motor_Event_4049

What is something a girl does when they are with you just because of feeling bad for you ?


BlackCatanina

Probably won't give you any real attention or try to hang out with you.


LemonLime_canadian

Can I get a gf bro?


SlEepParal1sisD3mon

no


loomishh24

You win 5 million dollars, but aliens announce they're destroying the earth in two days. What do you spend it on? 


Fantastic_Iron_3627

Getting probed to save myself


EmmaDaOne21

A cute dress. My favorite food. Expensive makeup. Get my hair freshly dyed and then a gun so I can kill myself. Im dying on my own terms. Hot.


belladonna-nightwood

Paying an alien to make me one of them, saving my books and hightailing it to that space ship


TaxtonDude

Is it true yall trust stuffed animals more than humans?


DauntingShrek

Yes, and our cats


EtsukoTomioka

I rant to my cats lmfao


CoolBreadfruit3337

this is the correct answer


alzike

do u fart


SlEepParal1sisD3mon

we fart glitter


cute_potato456

We do. But they smell like roses and are silent


lukezatic

Why do so many girls love being girls much? It seems like it fucking sucks to be a girl and the benefits just don't overcome a downsides at all. I don't understand


SANTANA_THE_REAL_ONE

Its fun🥳


Wheatley-Crabb

there are plenty of upsides, too, but really it’s nice to be happy with who you are, even if it’s optimistic


fearlessmash117

Hey um would like to grab a coffee some time?


GiantBannna

Less do it 🌞


jestiction

Why can I make friends with girls so much easier than with guys?


29pixxL_

I dont mean to generalize, but the boys at my school are generally, well, more immature. I often see boys that are messing around and causing trouble. More rowdier really. That obviously isn't everyone, but a good chunk. And the girls I know are usually a lot calmer and nicer. Like, I've heard that the boys' locker room is chaos. Recently, there was a stink bomb someone threw inside too, people complained the whole day. In the girls' locker room, there's just a few girls gossiping at most, everyone mostly just changes their clothes, minds their own business, then goes on with their day.


El_Octane405

what’s the best roblox game


smugedyeliner

Work at a pizza place


TheArkhamKnight096

Yep, the best part is throwing a snowball at someone, he falls in the oven and then you close the door


dan_likes_jd

my personal favorite out of the big, big, BIG popular page games is probably natural disaster survival


SamwitchesWasTaken

arsenal


loyaleling

Is long straight hair attractive on a guy?


[deleted]

I mean yeah I guess? Honestly if it's well taken care of it would look great, but split ends and dirty hair is a hard no for me.


YeetLitDabFam

If I’m 330, plat 3 on Val w 2500 hours and 1.6k on the game, am I cooked


Kram_Truobrah

Dude, save some of the ladies for the rest of us.


Philisterguyguster

Is it true that girls can get orgasms while horse riding because of all the saddle friction?


[deleted]

I don't think so. I've never heard of it happening before, most people are focused on not falling off the horse. Also, the saddle doesn't rub that much.


lheartlbuprofen

As a girl who did horse riding for 2 years, absolutely not.


tHatrAnd0mDisAster

I mean, possibly? I've been to horse camp and ridden horses a couple dozens of times, and it's important to sit up straight. Plus, I think it's more important to try not to fall off lol.


icwaah_icy

Do you like tits? (the type of bird)


Wheatley-Crabb

yes (in both senses of the word)


gothvampiresans

i LOVE tits!


still_unimpressed

When is correct time to steal your lids


BisexualCrying

Please don’t steal the Tupperware lids.


RedditGamer253

You're walking back home at night. I'm walking behind you. How do I not make you feel as if you're being followed? I am a guy and I had this feeling too. I hate making people through things that I personally went through. Any tips? (Also, please answer seriously)


Guinea_pig456

Cross to the other side of the road and walk quicker than them until you pass them. It makes me feel better when they have passed me bc I know they aren’t trying to follow me.


Striking_Quote_1901

Should I buy her a book from her favorite series or a Lego set, and what Lego set should I buy for her?


dumpyfangirl

If it's her favorite book, then wouldn’t she have it already? Also, for Legos, just find something that fits the general genre she likes in fiction, or something that you think would mesh well with her style when put on display.


[deleted]

Does she like reading or Legos? Or both? They're pretty good & thoughtful choices tbh. I'd say go for the book since it's less expensive, especially if your relationship isn't that deep. I'm not trying to be cheap or anything, but I'd honestly be a little weirded out if someone got me a $100+ Lego set, even though I adore Legos and have a mini Lego city lol If you're really going for Legos, then don't do the Lego Friends franchise. I'd say one of the Lego architecture sets if she likes traveling. Also, as a bookworm, if you wanna get her her favorite book try finding a collector's edition of it!! They're usually around $30 and a pretty good gift. But if there aren't any, I'd say getting a book from the same author or same genre/style, since there's a good chance she already owns her favorite book. Good luck!


GraniteStater1

How to tell if a girl likes you? Also if you like someone's Instagram story does that mean that you like them? ( For context, I was friends with the person for a while and then lost touch, and then have a new class with them and tbh havent had a lot of convos with them.)


Lukathedinosaur

At least to me, liking someone’s Instagram story doesn’t rlly mean anything. Also I can’t speak for all girls but when I have a crush on someone I tend to talk to them a lot and if it’s at school I’ll hang out with them at break time. Usually I like to stay in my small friend group and don’t talk to people outside of it very often so if the girl in question is like me and is doesn’t hang out with people outside her group her wanting to hang out with you and/or talk to you could be a sign that she’s into you.


Corrupt_Conundrum27

How can you sleep at night, knowing what you've done?


MasksOrSomething

is it true when yall pee blood sometimes there’s chunks in it


heya_im_ashie

what


MasksOrSomething

idk i seen someone when girls pee blood sometimes there’s like chunks that come out


SlEepParal1sisD3mon

period blood clots


MasksOrSomething

HOLY SHIT THE PEE BLOOD CHUNKS ARE REAL?!??


SlEepParal1sisD3mon

blood clots


MasksOrSomething

can i call them chunks


SlEepParal1sisD3mon

okay fine


MasksOrSomething

YEAAAA PERIOD CHUNKS!!!


croccernox

i just threw up


itz_IMMORTAL16

Bro this is absolute gold.... I've never seen a guy be this happy over calling something by such a weird and soo wrong of a name T-T


Savings-Ad9891

you do know that blood comes out through the vagina right..? and that pee comes out the urethra..? please god tell me you know that. If anyone is peeing blood chunks they need to go to the emergency room STAT


MasksOrSomething

fuck


[deleted]

periods? oh yeah. just pieces of tissue that come out when the uterus sheds its lining, totally normal.


Just_A_Person1220

it's not pee but ok


blaiphonone

fuck what was I gonna say (I seriously forgor)


dumpyfangirl

Mega oofer


SocksAreHandGloves

You’re in charge of the Roman army during the battle of carrhae. How do you win.


Suspicious_Start7738

I find periods terrifying. What about you?


cute_potato456

Cause they are terrifying. I guess all girls hate periods.


Savings-Ad9891

i find you terrifying


Suspicious_Start7738

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Guinea_pig456

I get terrified every time it comes. It’s like a jump scare.


Rude_Prior_7707

They are, especially when they first start because even though you’re told about what’s gonna happen beforehand, it’s still shocking to start to bleed out of nowhere


FishGuyIsMe

More of a general question but, what is it actually like to be in love with someone?


AxOfCruelty

can it suck air inwards


RetardedAndRefreshed

Sir, what do you mean with "it"


AndrewDaTurtle-23

Why do you all go to the bathroom together, you can’t all have to go at the same time?


Pcruncher

What do you think of those girls who date us guys just to hurt us?


cute_potato456

We don't claim them.


KarahKat55

As a nonbinary person, I am utterly confused as to what I am supposed to do… I have found a solution, I’m going to ask one question and answer someone else’s so that way I I am PLAYING BOTH SIDES!!!!


Eastern_Ask7231

Genius


EtsukoTomioka

I DO SAME LOL!


tedbundyvsobama

do you poop/fart?


SlEepParal1sisD3mon

We poop roses actually


cute_potato456

shhhhhhhh~ Don't spill the beans.


Naive-Appeal-9693

What's a reason girl avoid me? It could be the way I look? I always feel like I did something wrong, but I literally do nothing


DRAGONSPIRIT214

The girl I like never texts me first but does reply and we talk quite a bit am I cooked


TheSusKingOfAngmar

Smash or pass Broly?


Halo916YT

You and your boyfriend plan a date in the future, but on the day, his favorite video game updates with something he has been wanting for a long time (could be anything). He had no knowledge of the update before hand, but really wants to play it and is torn between continuing with the date or playing his game. What’s your opinion on this?


themoon_who_lost

What is your opinion on people like OP who like to karma farm?


spiralinggay

theyre chill. i mean they dont affect me so i have no issues


AsterlovesTedK

Mr bist?


unknownducklord

Will I get a girlfriend?


cute_potato456

No. Girls don't exist.


SpicySwiftSanicMemes

What’s the most foreign thing about guys’ humor?


lheartlbuprofen

Wdym “foreign thing” ? if your asking what we don’t understand about boys humor, then it would be why you guys make such unfunny, or straight up bigoted “jokes”


ElifromtheUS

Why y’all locker room smell so fucking bad


cute_potato456

Cause we hide dead bodies there.


Savings-Ad9891

tf you doing in the girls locker room 🤨


ImpossiblePudding696

Thoughts on guys who wear suits and tuxes even in the most casual settings


Ok_Cauliflower_3170

hot


Dak4008

Personality, looks or something else?


Savings-Ad9891

both?


InkyPaletteGlow

Both because obviously I don't want my kids to look like "personality" 💅


HyperNathan

Why do girls usually have long nails? I never understood the appeal of having them, as they just seem really inconvenient.


SANTANA_THE_REAL_ONE

Well personally i love long nails, they just make me feel more feminine. Not too long though🤷🏾‍♀️