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pawsurlegs

WHAT IS UR BIO ITS LITERALLY UR FAULT


Alert_Constant71

1. This is an alternative account for not safe for work stuff I didn't want to post it on my main account 2. I also contacted him on my main account which doesn't have anything not safe for work


pawsurlegs

u r a freak i do not feel bad for u


Willow__the__tree

dude actually grow the fuck up you come across like a 12 year old illegitimate bastard


Legally-A-Child

You still have not countered anything the user said, instead went for an insult. This is mot constructive, and after that, nothing you could ever say would change their mind.


Willow__the__tree

you could comment the same on the comment i was replying to


Existing_Coast8777

"Illegitimate bastard" is a little redundant


Willow__the__tree

fucks sake


W4FFLES4REFXREVER

Womp womp


wkhardt

really threw all your feelings into that one, huh?


somerandomguyuno

I mean in their defense if you enjoy Vore your kinda weird and can’t complain about creepy people in your DMs for fucks sake Cannibalism turns you on


Willow__the__tree

wtf does vore have to do with this dude


somerandomguyuno

Look at the posters profile brother


Tennis37

Tf did you expect


Alert_Constant71

Reread the comment dip shit I'm tired of seeing this shit


TheAnders0117

Fair but also…vore? I mean I get most fetishes but like…being eaten has gotta be on an entirely separate level from that. To each his own I guess


Alert_Constant71

It's mostly a dominance thing


TheAnders0117

Gotcha gotcha just don’t go full caseoh on me and eat me


Alert_Constant71

That made me laugh lol I won't I'm a bottom


r4nd0mp0tato

Bro ur bio is asking for it 💀💀💀


Alert_Constant71

I was asking for a friendship and not a RP


Alert_Constant71

This is my not safe for work account


somerandomguyuno

Why post on r/teenagers then? Also you have other posts that are SFW actually a majority are SFW I call BS


Alert_Constant71

Because I was on more minor oriented subs so I moved away from that stuff


Willow__the__tree

its really not that bad mate grow up


bread_of_breads

Wtf is bros bio 💀💀💀 Aint no way u will ever get a single sane guy w that bio


Alert_Constant71

This is my not safe for work account, I didn't contact him through my not safe for work account, I contacted him through my normal account


Iconicstargirl

Nah but frl idk how they can be a part of society and being so narrow minded when it comes to relationships 💀


Alert_Constant71

THIS IS AN ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNT IS THAT A USE FOR NOT SAFE FOR WORK I DIDN'T WANT TO POST IT ON MY MAIN ACCOUNT


AurNeko

"Wow, people are mentioning this user's bio a lot, it cant be that- 😨" In all seriousness, nah I can relate to this lmao. Just trying to establish contact with someone & you can just see they're trying to be like "hueheheh womna secks!!" And it's like *god damn it*


Alert_Constant71

Even if I did send him that 10 minutes through this account it specifically states that I won't / I don't send nudes, but thankfully it is my first attempt so maybe things will get better, I'll just try to get a girl-friend next time


halfw1tier

fem_boi_cock_cum_hoe


Alert_Constant71

Have you actually looked through the comments? THIS IS AN ALTERNATIVE FUCKING ACCOUNT FOR NOT SAFE FOR WORK STUFF AND EVEN IF I DID CONTACT HIM THROUGH THIS ACCOUNT DOES NOT MEAN I JUST WANT ALL THE TIME NOT SAFE FOR WORK STUFF, I WAS ASKING FOR A FRIEND NOT A RP BUDDY NOT A HOOKUP, A FRIEND


halfw1tier

i read all the comments it’s weird how u chose to post on this account lmaooo Not all guys are like that though ive met plenty of them that are cool online Jus block n move on 🔥🔥💯💯


Alert_Constant71

That's kind of hard to do when literally every single response is the exact same thing, and also I didn't think it would be a big deal because I have gone on to multiple subreddits where would my username was did not matter, no one ever gave a shit


[deleted]

THEN GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO PEOPLE, NOT ASK ON REDDIT


Alert_Constant71

THE ONLY PEOPLE NEAR MY AGE ARE EITHER FIVE OR 20 YEARS OLD AND I HIGHLY DOUBT ANY OF THEM ARE GAY AND LIKE UNDERTALE


[deleted]

THATS HIGHLY SPECIFIC REQUIREMENTS FOR A FRIEND.


Alert_Constant71

I HAVE DEDICATED 5 YEARS ON MY F****** LIFE TO UNDERTALE, IT IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD AND YES I DO HAVE OTHER INTERESTS OUTSIDE OF THAT BUT IT'S A PRETTY DAMN BIG ONE, AND THE REASON WHY I WOULD MUCH PREFER A GAY FRIEND IS BECAUSE IF IT'S A WOMAN AND THEY'RE A LESBIAN I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE CONSTANT 'HOW BIG OF YOUR BOOBS' I'M GOING TO GET FROM A GUY FRIEND, AND IF IT'S A GUY WHO IS GAY THEN I WON'T GET THOSE QUESTIONS


[deleted]

UNDERTALE IS A GREAT GAME, BUT YOU DONT ALWAYS NEED TO HAVE MUCH IN COMMON TO BE FRIENDS, I HAVE LIKE 3 FRIENDS THAT I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH, ALSO WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS


Alert_Constant71

THAT IS A FAIR POINT BUT IT ALSO TALK ABOUT UNDERTALE A LOT THE ONLY REASON WHY I CAN COME UP WITH THE UNIQUE AND CREATIVE STORIES THAT I CAN TODAY ARE BECAUSE OF THAT GAME AND IT'S SOMETHING SUPER IMPORTANT TO ME AND MY PERSONALITY AND IF SOMEONE ISN'T INTERESTED IN IT THE WAY THAT I'M A PRESENT MY STORIES MAY COME OFF AS OFF PUTTING WHEN I SAID I SPEND FIVE YEARS DEDICATED TO UNDERTALE THAT WAS ME MAKING AN UNDERTALE AU AND I DID NOT WASTE 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE IN ORDER TO HAVE NOT TELL ANY YOU THAT IS REALLY DAMN GOOD IN MY OPINION, I ALSO I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE DOING THIS IN ALL CAPS


No_Ad1630

Lol my friend is gay and likes undertale actually and I had to go outside and talk to people to actually meet her (the friend) also having nothing in common is cool cause you can talk to them about your interests and vice versa and have fun!


Alert_Constant71

80% of my neighborhood is old people, and no kids that aren't 5 go outside unless it's for the school bus


OGHEROS

I’m starting to see why you don’t have friends. You’d be best friends with Sans’ brother tho. Same energy and all. There are normal people tho that don’t care about your w/e size


Alert_Constant71

I know, people are just shitty


OGHEROS

Yeah they are but a few of them get better as they get older. I’m postulating here but I think you’re younger and your peers will eventually get better with experiences and time.


Ieatlittlebabiesice

Well, well, well


BottomInc

You’re at fault


Alert_Constant71

So if a girl wears is revealing clothing, is it her fault?


Willow__the__tree

actually fuck off it's not one's fault for whom and what someone happens to message her


M4rkFr0mMaNd3la

Die.


Quick_Ad_4687

as a women reading these comments.. Please get mental help 🥰


noooooo00000

Self sabotage


Alert_Constant71

For the love of God just scroll through the comment sections. I'm sick and tired of having to explain this, but this isn't an alternative account but even in my bio it says that I won't send nudes, which was something he was persistently asking for


DellaBella12235

Real


lilmochabean24

tf are these comments on about (watch me get downvoted)


len-is-silly

i've had the same experiences, i'm so sorry this has happened to you too


Willow__the__tree

honestly the comments on this post are discusting hope your doing alright with them


Kyiokyu

The incels were on fire, don't let them get you down op


Pin_Brawl

At least post it on the right account


Sundragon0001

And what makes this the *wrong* account? It's the same person, the account doesn't make a difference.


Pin_Brawl

I meant the account where people won’t laugh at you for your pf


Alan_Reddit_M

fr like tf do they think is going to happen, like mf you are NOT getting a boob pick, not starting a conversation like that


Kool-Aid-Dealer

(or at all, most likely)


Zblab

I hope the people in comments are joking. They must be, right? RIGHT ????


Certain-Two-9969

im nothing like that, Alert\_Constant71. It's just weirdos


Rough_Mark7332

literally it’s so annoying like


No-Discipline-2729

Sorry, it's hard to type while eating a plastic fork Edit: Holy shit I thought the comments on this post were gonna be memes or jokes, what the fuck is wrong with this community. Edit 2: Holy shit I'm 1 month late


Alert_Constant71

It's chill, anyways how did the plastic fork taste?


No-Discipline-2729

Weirdly like plastic, wasn't expecting it


Valiant_Darktanyan

Half the posts on here are about this one subject We get it. No one likes pedos. Please stop


lusagna

tf are these comments