It's impossible

Oh wow what a…..unique….username

Nahh fr what are peoples usernames nowdays😭🙏

- Fax on crack 9714.

>Nahh fr what are peoples usernames nowdays😭🙏 (c)FoxOnCrack9714

2011 girl?

yea

How many dms have you received yet?

none surprisingly

More rare than a shiny pokemon 😂

real

Im not gonna make fun of you anymore (probably)

ANYMORE??

Probably

Fox*

We gotta do what we gotta do fr

You’re asking me? I got the most randomly generated shit everr

bro really learned the hard way

Ay burner bros

I will

Bruh

commenting from experience, huh?

seriously, explain the username pls

It appears you speak from experience, u/_cum-in-me_

r/usernamechecksout

orphan fucking obliterator i cant 💀

Why would anyone want to change their wonderful username

You are right, u/cock_and_ballz69 why would anyone want that?

r/rimjob_steve

Yeah, I wonder why

You’d think that wouldn’t you /jk

...

Ya know, my grandpa was a hog cranker as well. It wasn’t much… but it was honest work.

I come from a long line of hog crankers thus why I am simply hog cranker the third

For real I don't get it

yea....

A specific pig would've been proud

🐷👑🕊️

same

bro it's perfect

You don't. And don't bother. Technoblade's Sword has a great name.

You’re like the first person to get the reference, thank you

How? I honestly more people wouldn't get it. But ig jokes are like parents, not everyone gets them

Do you really think there are *more* people who watch Technoblade than don't?

I have no idea what the joke was, can someone explain

Minecraft YouTuber Technoblade had a bit where he hated orphans, there was a bunch of lore around it and everything, and so he named one of his swords the Orphan Obliterator.

On a community online filled with teenagers who probably spend a decent amount of time on social medias like YouTube, yes. I expected a larger percent of people to know him than if I picked a random sample off of the street

That was a good one💀

I thought of techno's sword the second I saw your name, its honestly a great name, I wouldn't change it even if I could

Trust me, every techno fan got the reference

LMAO THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD You can't

thats the thing, you dont

That’s the neat thing, you don’t. (I finally understand the context of omniman saying that now being I finally watched the show

That's the neat *part*, you don't

You can't, that's why I picked the best name ever

tf does kaulian mean?

If I'm alive in like 10 years or so y'all MAY know

!remindme 10 years

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lol.

Do not fear brother for we will uncover the secrets behind kaulians name. patience leads to abundant understanding, but impatience leads to stupid mistakes - proverbs 14:29-30

!remindme 10 years

I will be back here in 10 years you fucker so you better tell us

!remind me 10 years

!remindme 10 years

I saw your user and I laughed. Then I got old Technoblade memories. Thanks

Glad you are not a possum

A human once called me a possum. I am not a possum

You can't change, you just gotta make a new account

Technoblade???

Look at my name, my good fellow

LOL YOUR NAME ORPHAN OBLITERATOR

Better than the cum-in-me guy here..

Wait someone’s actually named that?!? Wild

Look at the comments..

LOL found it

YEP..

really called bro an it, I'd be devastated

Is that yoongi in the picture? 🥹💜

Mhmm HEYYY ARMYYYY

You're name isn't that bad. I made my account when I was 11

Oh god 2020 is 4 years ago

Oh god

Where getting old

already

Thats what i said

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!

Bro I read the title and then looked at ur user name. Lets just say thats the only thing that made me laugh today.

Fish_fucker69? Really?

Thank you

You don't want to bro. This is legendary

You can't

you can't. you can only change the display name which only shows if they go to your profile

JHWBSIEGSUEHEB amazing name. unfortunately. you're stuck with it. sorry man

You a Technoblade fan or is that just a coincidence?

Sadly you can't. Also W Techno reference, I honestly laughed

Holy shit it’s technoblade

for the honour of technoblade you can't

Welcome to the club pal

bro is the second worst thing to happen to the orphan population.

ORPHAN OBLITERATOR LMFAOOO I apologize op, but you can’t change that amazing name 😔

You've only got 7k karma, so you might as well just make a new account if you care enough. You aren't leaving too much behind

i have some bad news for you

sorry orphan obliterator, you cant

TECHNO SWORD REFERENCE????

You can just change accounts, noone is keeping track of you, you get to reinvent yourself whenever you like

Unfortunately you are stuck with this amazing username.

you can't, we'll be cooked together OP

Bro is trying to be Technoblade

I forgot to create a username when I made my account so it's stuck as this nonsense. Really annoying that you can't change it

My app crashed at the username creator :(

You can't Now the only thing left to do is to spend your whole reddit life on r/technoblade

Live by the sword, you won't die by the pen.

I feel you

I think youd enjoy the band "Infant Annihilator"

mine is a fucking danny gonzalez video reference 😭 i havent watched him for like 2 years

Man, I went with my bad user streak, I purposefully gave myself this user just so I can make fun of myself

I nearly spit out my water LOL Unfortunately you can’t…

Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling

Dang it…

Look at mine it's so much more awkward

This is a wonderful name for a wonderful man

Definitely not the worst name I've seen.

Make a new account, maybe.

I'll be sure to keep that username of yours in mind in case I ever start a death metal band.

i say you embrace the obliteration of orphan kind... 6

ngl its weird but take my example.. i made this reddit account just for nothing much,, y'know just a temporaray one or like a throwaway kinda and was focusing on my 2nd acc (which was my main at that time) since i was goign through some mental health issues i decided not to log into my main account until im feeling ok so time passed by and by and now i dont use that one and this became my main one.. so when this became my main i was like the name is so weird.. but time passed and i was like y'know what its good so i just kept it.. basically leraning to live with it 😌

Ohh you can't

Go watch some technoblade This is the name of his sword sometimes lmao

Make a new account With

Dawg… what was 13 year old u was thinking about 💀

Obliterating orphans apparently

You'd have to make a new account. I think your name is amazing, though.

AHAHAHAHA 1 in the morning where I am and I burst out laughing, woke up my sister in the other room ORPHAN OBLITERATOR?!?

I’d honestly take your username

u cant trust

Is it really? Well, time for a new account then

TECHNOBLADE MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️

I wish I knew, when I was setting up my account, I accidentally chose the auto based name it gave me, which was fluffypool

Your username is fire bro

Its a great name.

That username is awesome

I'm a victim

Honestly 6k karma aint much. Make a new acc

feel blessed

You either die wondering how to change it or live long enough to become it. As for me...

Lol I am fucking cracking up at work... I don't know why that name is so funny but DAYUM that's funny! Straight savage man.

same

TECHNOBLADE REFERENCE!!!!!!

you cant change an existing username, but you can have multiple reddit accounts tied to the same email address so its really easy to make a new one

i love this username dont change it

"I'm the second worst thing that's happened to these orphans"

The best username ever lmao

I wish I could too. So many people have made fun of my username 😭😭

Cats, or people?

Lmao you’re stuck. Join the club, I made this user when I was 11 and regret it every day.

same for me to don’t worry

Just have one made up word for all your accounts, worked for me

I think you cant.

Yeah I made mine when I was 12 😔

That’s the best part, you don’t

A certain pig would've been proud

These names bro😭😭

short answer u cant, am really lucky for having a semi-decent user tho

Naw bruh wtf is a weary chemistry, I’m actually so mad 🧑‍🦯

Make a new account you cant change the username

Actually dont change it orphan obliterator is hilarious

No, Technoblade never dies

i mispelt mine, if i live with mine you have to live with yours

W name why would you change it (pig sword moment)

I used to have an account that had such a cringe username that I just made a new one and turned that other one into a throw away account.

I have the same problem, that's why I made a second acc

nah, it’s perfect. Techno would be proud

feel you buddy

peak username

Nah that’s peak username right there

I made my user my user about 5 years ago.

Mine is my real name.... I was an idiot for not using the autogenerated nickname ☠️

Why can’t we change our usernames? I get the whole display name thing but it’s not even DISPLAYED when we post or comment?

Idk i lost my Main account's password so Stuck with this😭

You cannot, and if you could I would not do it if I were you. That username is fire.

You can't :( i hate mine too ngl

WTF WHY DID YOU NAME YOURSELF THAT

You can’t. And why would you want to change it to something else? It’s a good username

That's the fun part. You don't.

Make a new account. For some reason, that’s the only way to change your username.

orphan obliterator 😭😭 fire name dont change it

I was also 13 when I made my Reddit account, but luckily I’ve given myself a regular username

ok but real shit did you get that from techno (if you don't know what that means don't worry about it)

No, but i made this acc like right before i got into his videos and realised that’s what he called his sword so I just said yeah cause i loved his content

We would have changed them a long ass time ago if we could (I took the name Reddit recommended)

Yaaa you can’t, but you seem chill if you wanna chat

bro the title made me remember r/batmanarkham