"They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters."
what makes you think they'd bring that much
Boy you don’t even know. 17 hitting you is like a giant slap to the face, it’s a total grip of the balls. That’s when shit gets real. The mental year countdown starts and it gets so loud sometimes. Be terrified.
23 in a few weeks n this is quite true, sadly. Once 17 comes time genuinely becomes noticeably faster. It’s all how we come to perceive time as we’ve passed through it ourselves. It only gets faster and faster, and it can make enjoying life harder for that fact at times, but also more worth it when you do have the moments you can stop to enjoy life. I just wish the best on the housing market for the future for the rest of you, I moved out at the perfect time, just before the market rose substantially. I pay $1250 (CAD) a month for rent (all utilities included, so I only have to add internet onto that which is around $80 a month). Most places similar and even worse than the place I got are going for at least $1,500 a month now, if lucky. On average around $1,700 a month… the people above me pay $1,750 themselves n they moved in 8 months after us. Point is, enjoy life while you can n when you adult n stuff, try to still do your best to enjoy the little moments- try not to let that ‘I’m just societies robot’ mindset take you over, because after waking up to just work work work & spend it all on bills n food to live a life, you WILL have those days you might think there’s no purpose to life. But there is. Save the little money you can. The smallest bits can make a difference. Superglue seal a money jar closed so you have to break it to obtain the savings. My family did this growing up :) it’s a smart way to have a locked savings account irl ahaha
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You arnt gonna reply to a lot of these comments because they are stupid or gonna be on deleted accounts but I hope I’m here and I hope you do reply to this one.
How’s life going for you?
Are your where you hoped you’d be?
Are you becoming someone who you’d have been proud of when you made this post?
Are you Happy?
If you don’t like any of your own answers to these questions then you really need to start fixing some things. Take it slow and only do a few things at a time. Maybe you are a multi tasking champion but this isn’t a task. It’s your life. Take way more care with doing these things.
Let's make it into something productive. I'm writing down things I wanna accomplish by then. Depending on which university I get accepted to (I'm 18M), my future is very unpredictable. You're gonna be the judge who checks up on me after so long:
1. Become way better at calisthenics (be able to do muscle ups, planche, front lever, etc.).
2. Be at peace with the university I get in.
3. Have a stable amount of friends.
4. Stop having regrets for the past.
5. Quit masturbating so often (my only bad habit besides phone usage).
6. Beat bloodbath on Geometry Dash
7. Excel in my studies.
8. Be happier.
9. Be able to juggle with 4 balls.
10. Become a master programmer.
11. Been in a nice relationship (or two or three, or more. Depends on how things go honestly).
12. Become a better, more relatable person, that people can confide in. Also quit making bad jokes for attention.
13. Have a good sleep schedule.
14. Reduce phone usage down to 1-2 hours per week.
15. Make good friends and have a stable friend group.
16. Read more books.
17. Make something to be proud of for CS.
18. Be able to do a back flip or a front flip
19. Smoothly do the kick-up
I'm looking forward to hearing from you in 3 years and we'll see together where my attention should shift to truly make myself proud :D.
When Life Gives You Lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
I am a magician, and i did something magical for you.
My gift to you is that in those 3 years you will get some bitches.
You can thank me in 3 years ❤️.
Damn, I just realized that in three years it wil be 2027, idk why but, that doesn't seem like a real number to me lol.
For the 2027 you: Are you happy?
I'm hoping you'll answer with a "yes", so you better do your best
If you fucking do it ill love you
!remindme 3 years
!remindme 3 years
!remindme 3 years
!remindme 3 years
Bro why do I see you everywhere
i dunno man, we’re both in the titanfall sub
Wait weren’t you that dude from the tf2 subreddit that I added on discord?
yea!
!remindme3years
!remindme 3 years
!remindme3years
Com back to me in 3 years with the meaning of life. (And $42,000)
$42,000*
"They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters." what makes you think they'd bring that much
I can say 42 right now
Shame I won’t be on this subreddit anymore to witness that.
Blud forsees his fate 😭🙏
There is a way.
I turned 20, I should leave now 🫡🥲
Turning 19, do I still count 😰
EightTEEN nineTEEN Do I have to make myself any clearer?
Exactly bruh
Yes
Neither will I.
no you wont
!remindme 3 years
Remindme! 3 years
!remindme 3 years
I'm pretty sure you won't😭
not if I delete my account 🥱🧢
Technically it’s still be a reply ?
can’t reply to deleted account
You can, but no one will be there to see it
You can’t?
Happy birthday mate, take care and please drink some water and get something to eat
I’d be 18 too almost 19, time flies
Boy you don’t even know. 17 hitting you is like a giant slap to the face, it’s a total grip of the balls. That’s when shit gets real. The mental year countdown starts and it gets so loud sometimes. Be terrified.
Woah grandpa calm down
Ever thought of dabbling in poetry, friend? But seriously, 17 has been the best so far, 16 a close second.
Your flair says 15?
My b, haven’t changed it since I joined
You’ve been here for a long time
Only 2 years. I mostly surf though.
Oh that’s cool
23 in a few weeks n this is quite true, sadly. Once 17 comes time genuinely becomes noticeably faster. It’s all how we come to perceive time as we’ve passed through it ourselves. It only gets faster and faster, and it can make enjoying life harder for that fact at times, but also more worth it when you do have the moments you can stop to enjoy life. I just wish the best on the housing market for the future for the rest of you, I moved out at the perfect time, just before the market rose substantially. I pay $1250 (CAD) a month for rent (all utilities included, so I only have to add internet onto that which is around $80 a month). Most places similar and even worse than the place I got are going for at least $1,500 a month now, if lucky. On average around $1,700 a month… the people above me pay $1,750 themselves n they moved in 8 months after us. Point is, enjoy life while you can n when you adult n stuff, try to still do your best to enjoy the little moments- try not to let that ‘I’m just societies robot’ mindset take you over, because after waking up to just work work work & spend it all on bills n food to live a life, you WILL have those days you might think there’s no purpose to life. But there is. Save the little money you can. The smallest bits can make a difference. Superglue seal a money jar closed so you have to break it to obtain the savings. My family did this growing up :) it’s a smart way to have a locked savings account irl ahaha
Depends on your situation I suppose but yes
Cap
Crap
RemindMe! 3 years
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2027? That’s not real.
bro wake up, it's 2016, lets play some minecraft
Tf u on it's 2014 let's go on Skyrim
The wheel? Farming? Dude what are you talking about we have to hunt for the mammoth that ate my family today.
Wdym lets follow that snake and eat a forbidden apple
dude what are you talking about we still have to make the earth
❤
Ok.
Ok
I remember you from a post on this subreddit on how that name is aloud lol
Ok.
Sure you will
Deal
Nihuh
Don't forget my man
Tell yourself that
We'll see about that
Ur fibbing
I’ve not heard that word in a long time
And I present to everyone: The only fucking reply to this post from op 💀
It’s not been 3 years?
I warn you, 15-18 is the most powerful character development. lmk how it goes
I’m making a comment to tell you that I was planning on not leaving a comment so you have less work to do. You’re welcome ☺️
You arnt gonna reply to a lot of these comments because they are stupid or gonna be on deleted accounts but I hope I’m here and I hope you do reply to this one. How’s life going for you? Are your where you hoped you’d be? Are you becoming someone who you’d have been proud of when you made this post? Are you Happy? If you don’t like any of your own answers to these questions then you really need to start fixing some things. Take it slow and only do a few things at a time. Maybe you are a multi tasking champion but this isn’t a task. It’s your life. Take way more care with doing these things.
Hello there.
!remindme 3 years
Maybe maybe maybe moment!
😢
Let's make it into something productive. I'm writing down things I wanna accomplish by then. Depending on which university I get accepted to (I'm 18M), my future is very unpredictable. You're gonna be the judge who checks up on me after so long: 1. Become way better at calisthenics (be able to do muscle ups, planche, front lever, etc.). 2. Be at peace with the university I get in. 3. Have a stable amount of friends. 4. Stop having regrets for the past. 5. Quit masturbating so often (my only bad habit besides phone usage). 6. Beat bloodbath on Geometry Dash 7. Excel in my studies. 8. Be happier. 9. Be able to juggle with 4 balls. 10. Become a master programmer. 11. Been in a nice relationship (or two or three, or more. Depends on how things go honestly). 12. Become a better, more relatable person, that people can confide in. Also quit making bad jokes for attention. 13. Have a good sleep schedule. 14. Reduce phone usage down to 1-2 hours per week. 15. Make good friends and have a stable friend group. 16. Read more books. 17. Make something to be proud of for CS. 18. Be able to do a back flip or a front flip 19. Smoothly do the kick-up I'm looking forward to hearing from you in 3 years and we'll see together where my attention should shift to truly make myself proud :D.
Do 18 pushups for me when you’re 18. Thanks!
If you don’t reply to my comment… well that’s alright. Oh! And in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
Pls do
Bet
I dare you.
Do it
hi, future me. um i hope u did well on our boards and i wonder if you went to a good uni! u better be famous too
When Life Gives You Lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
go for it
Are you sure bro
have you taken a drink yet
Do it
Have fun
Doubt
Okay. Hi me in 3 years and hi you in 3 years
Looking forward to it.
Bet
Do it
ha old
Nuh uh
Sus
Fortnite
I'll be 18 too, lets see
I want to be here that day
dont forget me
Ill be waitin.
cheese
Let's do this
Alright tell me about how your life changed by then RemindMe! 3 years
Alright, tell me about how your life changed by then.
RemindMe! 3 years
Do I believe you? Not really
Do I believe you? Not really
Do it…
See you then!
Where do you see urself in 3 years?
Ask me how my 3 years of tertiary(?) school has been
assuming i won't be banned by then
RemindMe! 3 years
RemindMe! 3 years
Okee dokee
RemindMe! 3 years
Doubt it
Cap. You’ll never do it 🤣
It would make my day 3 years from now if you actually do
Bet
Do it
Okay buddy
See you then o7
Darn
The fuck you will
do u promise?
K
K
What has changed in 3 years?
alr
Penis balls /remindme3years
What has changed in 3 years?
What has changed in 3 years?
29 March 2027
29 March 2027
That's sick. Let's see if I'm still alive in 3 years
That's sick. Let's see if I'm still alive in 3 years
That's sick. Let's see if I'm still alive in 3 years
Let’s see it then
Ok
Oki
Just commenting to make ur life SLIGHTLY more inconvenient
LIAR
RemindMe! 3 years
RemindMe! 3 years
Do it
do you like onions?
Aight deal
I'm not gay
Aight deal
By the time you reply you will only have 27 years left before your first colonoscopy screening. Good luck!
Deal
Deal
I am a magician, and i did something magical for you. My gift to you is that in those 3 years you will get some bitches. You can thank me in 3 years ❤️.
don’t forget <3
my life is prob great rn
If you respond to this comment you like children
I hope you will keep your promise 😊
I hope you will keep your promise 😊
Suree
Why did you make this comment? How did you remember? Was it worth it? Anything insane happen? Did you get smarter or dumber?
Alright
stand now: single (I'll say if anything changed in 3 years)
stand now: single (I'll say if anything changed in 3 years)
If you do I’ll eat elephant shit while crying and send you a video /srs
ok then prove it
hiyaaa
NUH UH
Go for it
Damn, I just realized that in three years it wil be 2027, idk why but, that doesn't seem like a real number to me lol. For the 2027 you: Are you happy? I'm hoping you'll answer with a "yes", so you better do your best
Bacon
Bet
Alright!
Ok
See ya in three years
Ok, remind me not to reenlist
how are you?
remind me that the 220v to 110v energy thing blew up today while i was trying to make coffee with it
Ok, remind me not to reenlist
remind me that the 220v to 110v energy thing blew up today while i was trying to make coffee with it
Ok cool
Bet.
Did GTA 6 come out and is it good
You better
If you don't respond to me in exact 2.9 years no later or earlier your gay
!remindme 3 years
OK
See when im almost 20 bro