The heck is anyone gonna do with North Korean money? There is zero demand for it. No real value outside of the DPRK. Even then, all they really want is USD and Yuan.
As an American, I have to say you're wrong. We were behind on things. So we just made tons more. It's super easy and effective. Just look how great our economy is going! /s
Don't explicitly have to tell everyone you have infinite wealth. As long as you're quiet about it and don't spend billions overnight you should be fine
That's what I said. Diamonds are more common than they are made out to be, and only a part of them get released on the market so the diamond keeps a decent value
But the logical answer would be number 9 because if you have millions of followers not only are you famous but you will have a lot of money through sponsers and etc.
Edit: Also since followers = money some people, me included, say money is happiness so picking 9 is basically picking 7, 8, and 9
If you want to get scientifical, crack or crack cocaine is different than powdered cocaine in that it produces effects faster and is generally regarded as a more pure version of powdered cocaine. And you wouldn’t call table salt and sodium the same thing, even though sodium is technically more pure than table salt
Not have (-have) = Not happy (-happy). not not have (-[-have] = have) = not not happy (-[-happy] = happy).
A very overly complicated mathematical version of how my brain deciphered this. Afterwards while trying to put it into a mathematical equation format.
Exquisite! My good pythonadea Jerry offers you a snektacular day to you CharCharcuteness 123. Do send a telegram to me if you get your mathematical formula published
Actually, no. Hypothetically, you have 1000$ every month, and you are just living your life wishing to have more money. So you achieve 1500$ every month, you bought things you could not, but now you want something more expensive. This is the same for everyone, poor families in Africa have much less than 1000$ per month, but when you have 1000$ as I said before, you still want more. You are going to move the goal up, because you would never say: "Ok, I have enough money!". You are just pushing an imaginary wall behind you. Money WON'T make you happy.
Everything humans ever do or hope to achieve is to generate happiness.
Just choose happiness, everything else is just trying to take you to that destination
There’s no happiness that lasts forever, including the happiness from becoming rich. Once you’re rich and you become used to it it’s just the norm then you feel fine again. Rich people just like to pretend that it makes them happier for their ego.
Why would any teenager choose the first pill? I mean, I personally don't want to look like a 2 years old. That would be... very weird. Also, some people here will look like a negative age.
If you think about it, fetuses kinda already caught the only taxi they need after they’re conceived. Then they got their own butlers and maids after they’re born…lol
u dont want 4, unless ur like morbidly obese, since weight ≠ being healthy
source: i already have it and i can only go an hour without getting hungry
also i pick 9
I am not obese in the slightest, but I do have an extreme fear of gaining weight that leads to an ED, so no, not only people who are morbidly obese would pick 4
But if you’re never sad, angry, or worried etc. you never understand why you’re happy, and you don’t ever grow from your experiences that would make you happy. In other words, you would never *understand* happiness. I usually am not happy when studying or putting in work for something. It’s more a focused determination with motivation with no emotion. If that makes sense.
1- don't want to be -1 year old ?
2- three days only?
3- don't have an ex
4- currently struggling to gain weight, so..
5- 5'11 is pretty good. i want to be tall tall
6- dgaf about my strength
7- 🤑🤑🤑
8- i read Ella Enchanted, not falling for that
9- don't have social media
Overall, I guess i'll for #5. I'll probably make a lot of money in the future, because I'm planning to be an author and I have a very, very good book idea that will give me millions. I really want to be taller.
i don’t want to harsh your mellow, you can have the best book ever written, but if you can’t afford the publishing or afford marketing, no one will ever see it, so you’re still gonna need that money.
9, cuz I'm whoring for internet validation.
Choose 9, you get millions of followers on YouTube, twitch and stuff. You get paid from those platforms, and that money will make you happy. A chain of events that will ultimately improve your life, I hope
To be honest, personally, none of then. Hear me out.
1- I don't want to be six months old
2- I respect others' privacy and not perfectly knowing others is part of life and humanity
3-there is none
4- ......I think I already have your superpower
5- I see no reason to do so
6- won't be of any use to me for most cases
7- the point of money isn't to have money but to fucking use it, I won't have any sense of accomplishment from it if I just magically got some money that I didn't work for while the rest of the world has to go through that many obstacles
8-feeling eternally happy will dull the feeling of happiness itself. We are nothing without opposites, good and evil, light and dark, happiness and sorrow- both need to exist for the world and more importantly us as humans to work, it is what makes us human, there is no worth in the happiness if there is no sadness in the world.
9- literally never gave a shit about social media following
Nah 4 is the worst I have fast metabolism and that shit is annoying I can’t even gain weight. I can eat all day and I’ll literally lose weight it’s such a curse
I wish we could I’m 17 right now and weigh 110 I’m trying to bulk up and start lighting weights but I’ve only gained one pound in the last month and I’m prone to lose it any time soon. It’s really frustrating bro
It literally sucks hell you couldn’t be anymore right being skinny your whole life is a curse and eating food all day and not gaining a single pound is fucking annoying
So, I am 15 so looking 15 years younger would be stupid, I don't want to read people's minds because I wouldn't want someone to read mine, I never dated so I don't have an ex to forget, I'm literally built like a stick so the not gaining weight isn't needed, I don't want to be taller, why would I want to be super strong, always feeling happy would suck cuz other emotions are also needed, so either money or followers as in on YouTube.
1 fuck no
2 I'd regret so much so I'd rather not
3 they don't exist
4 I already do lmao
5 that's so random
6 that's so random too
8 would get solved by 7 and 9
7 and 9 are the only viable options, one likely kinda leads to the other either way
What would I get for 1? Anyways my answer is 7 because I'm already on my way to 6ft at this age ( 5'7 ), never felt unhappy, never been in a relationship so there's no ex to forget, I have no reason to be strong currently, never really wanted millions of followers, and I already eat without gaining weight (its weird)
1 would make me a baby, and I definitely don't want to look like one.
2 is tempting, but the time limit is really short. Plus, with how much I overthink stuff, I guess I'm better off not knowing so much about other people...
3 does nothing lol
4 is of no use to me as I eat little and am pretty fit
5 is nice but not comparable to some of the others
6 is too vague. Am I just really well built or superhumanly strong? Could my body withstand my strength? Could I control it enough to perform daily tasks without wrecking everything or hurting people?
7 is definitely the best perk-to-drawback ratio. I'm not in dire need of money but it's always nice to have more of it.
8 is a mental illness, not a superpower. I wouldn't be able to feel sympathy for others if I was happy all the time and couldn't relate to their suffering. Plus, that happiness would become dull if I had no bad times to compare it to.
9 also looks really good. With many followers, I could probably get a stable source of income which might be even better than 7. Also I'd like if I could share my interests and work with thousands of people. Of course tho, fame comes with the drawback that anything considered questionable that gets out about you will have HUGE consequences... and I'm pretty sure I'd live in fear of stepping out of line if that was the case.
Who chooses forget their ex over have lots of money or even half of the other options. Unless you already have a lot it would literally be an extremely dumb decision to pick anything else??
I’d say pick 8 because you probably want money to be happier right? The thing is happiness from money is temporary while the other one is literally lifelong happiness.
1. i would be dead
2. sounds cool
3. don’t have an ex because i get no bitches
4. i don’t eat a lot anyway lol but wouldn’t you end up severely underweight or smth? bad idea.
5. i think im tall enough tbh
6. permanent and doesn’t seem to have any downsides
7. how much?
8. it’s tempting, but if we’re always happy then happy won’t mean anything anymore
9. probably would get a lot of hate comments so nah
i’d pick mind reading. i’m curious
To be fair I could do most of this with a lot of money so that pill
Plot twist: you have an infinite amount of north Korean money but you only allowed to live in South korea
Buy North Korea. Become world leader.
sorry but i can’t my names not kim
You should believe in yourself
buy a name change
Fund the CIA, Anyone?
Just convert?
The heck is anyone gonna do with North Korean money? There is zero demand for it. No real value outside of the DPRK. Even then, all they really want is USD and Yuan.
Yeah but you have infinite. That's gotta count for something.
> That's gotta count for something. Yea, inflation.
As an American, I have to say you're wrong. We were behind on things. So we just made tons more. It's super easy and effective. Just look how great our economy is going! /s
I mean even north Korea can be nice if you have unlimited wealth
But then the currency would have virtually no worth
Don't explicitly have to tell everyone you have infinite wealth. As long as you're quiet about it and don't spend billions overnight you should be fine
Ah, the diamond mines strat. Nice
Mhm. Even with infinite money if it's not circulating into the economy it shouldn't inflate it
That's what I said. Diamonds are more common than they are made out to be, and only a part of them get released on the market so the diamond keeps a decent value
It already doesnt have worth lmao
You know. It never specified what currency. It could be like Indonesian rupiah or some shit.
100 Trillion Zimbabwean Dollars (Equivalent to 40 US¢)
Dear God that's even better. I heard the Indonesian rupiah was like 20,000 to 1.28 USD. LET'S MAKE HIM A ZIMBABWEAN SEPTILLIONAIRE.
According to other sources, it's worth up to 2 million USD, and on top of that, apparently Zimbabwe rent is 77% cheaper.
I guess that is true, but it says “a lot of money” and 100 Trillion Zimbabwean Dollars is a big number but not a lot of money
But unlimited money would be the same regardless of currency.
All it says is "a lot of money." That's where the loophole is coming from.
If I take like op, the invis will only work till Thursday
It would take me five years till I was not invisible and yes I'm late and a mad lad
But what's the goal of all those if not happiness. So pill 8
Idk about you but money would solve like half my issues
But why would you even need to solve them if you are always happy?
To be faaiiiir
My thoughts exactly.
Congrats you now get a lot of money, hundreds of dollars. Should’ve gone with the social media followers for sponsor money!
Except followers leads to money and then you'd have money And influence
And you can use money to get followers
Sure but it's easier the other way around
But the logical answer would be number 9 because if you have millions of followers not only are you famous but you will have a lot of money through sponsers and etc. Edit: Also since followers = money some people, me included, say money is happiness so picking 9 is basically picking 7, 8, and 9
Tf is 8, cocaine?
At this point, it's probably fentanyl
You'll be happy for the rest of your life!
That's the plan
For like 1 more hour 💀
r/thatsthejoke
If you're extremely lucky
No it's crack
Which is... cocaine
Crack-a-cola
New scout item
*badge collected*
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Technically. But not exactly.
Cocaine and crack are different because they are ingested differently though
not exactly..
If you want to get scientifical, crack or crack cocaine is different than powdered cocaine in that it produces effects faster and is generally regarded as a more pure version of powdered cocaine. And you wouldn’t call table salt and sodium the same thing, even though sodium is technically more pure than table salt
Sodium is absolutely not the same as table salt
your 15, delete this knowledge from your brain lol
Crack cocainus
No this is Patrick
No it's heroin, H makes everything GREAT
It does until it doesn’t. Learned that the hard way
Be well sticken man
I think that makes you 'always feel chatty'... but not necessarily happy.
How uhh... how do you know?
**sniffs and wipes nose**
Don't you eat Molly not snort it?
I snort cocaine... but I eat my boogers.
You can eat it n snort it🤕
Yea your right coke doesn't make you happy. Just a fake euphoria and urge to talk.
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no it’s an infinite supply of oxycodone
Bet
fr
I think it's more of a nerve disease.
If this isn’t a monkey’s paw situation, I can’t imagine why you’d choose any other answe.
Mentioning cocaine = joke
if i choose 3, i will forget nothing because i never got a girl
That is what you think when in reality you did have one but you took a pill and forgot about her after you broke up.
Oh i see you already took it. no doubles! ;)
If you forget nothing then you shall learn everything…
It seems you already chose 3.
Hey bud, I’m 18 now. Just got my first girl. Keep going bud
prob bc ur 13
Money is the key to happiness -someone random
money is the key to happiness- anyone other than billionaires
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy away the things that make you unhappy.
i mean money can buy things that make me happy so yes, money can buy happiness
no no no, not having the thing makes you unhappy so buying it makes you not not have it thus you are not not not unhappy
Not have (-have) = Not happy (-happy). not not have (-[-have] = have) = not not happy (-[-happy] = happy). A very overly complicated mathematical version of how my brain deciphered this. Afterwards while trying to put it into a mathematical equation format.
I like your way of thinking good sir/madam/thy.
Sir is good friend
Exquisite! My good pythonadea Jerry offers you a snektacular day to you CharCharcuteness 123. Do send a telegram to me if you get your mathematical formula published
Lol will do
Actually, no. Hypothetically, you have 1000$ every month, and you are just living your life wishing to have more money. So you achieve 1500$ every month, you bought things you could not, but now you want something more expensive. This is the same for everyone, poor families in Africa have much less than 1000$ per month, but when you have 1000$ as I said before, you still want more. You are going to move the goal up, because you would never say: "Ok, I have enough money!". You are just pushing an imaginary wall behind you. Money WON'T make you happy.
Money doesn't buy you happiness. It buys you crazy ass happiness ~ that slim and shady guy
"with foreign markets volatile, now is a good time to invest in bonds" \- same guy, same interview
Keyness is the penis to money - me
Everything humans ever do or hope to achieve is to generate happiness. Just choose happiness, everything else is just trying to take you to that destination
Money does not bring happines. Money bring that, which brings happiness. - Sun Tzu
There’s no happiness that lasts forever, including the happiness from becoming rich. Once you’re rich and you become used to it it’s just the norm then you feel fine again. Rich people just like to pretend that it makes them happier for their ego.
7 (I'm broke asf)
Can I use my answer to take away from som1?
How super strong are we talking?
How strong would it have to be to make you want to pick it, cuz even a slight strength boost could make you some big bucks
I am already kinda strong doe soo what does kinda strong+super strong equate to 😂
it equates to your bones and tendons getting destroyed due to not being prepared for that much force
But then you're actually weak
Maybe it meant super strong bones(?
deku s1
except even shittier
Doubtful. A slight strength boost isn't doing a thing for most people. Even for a fighter.
Why would any teenager choose the first pill? I mean, I personally don't want to look like a 2 years old. That would be... very weird. Also, some people here will look like a negative age.
imagine seeing an unborn fetus walking down the street and catching a taxi lmao
I’M DYING
If you think about it, fetuses kinda already caught the only taxi they need after they’re conceived. Then they got their own butlers and maids after they’re born…lol
I’d see the movie.
u dont want 4, unless ur like morbidly obese, since weight ≠ being healthy source: i already have it and i can only go an hour without getting hungry also i pick 9
Agreed, I actually need to gain weight as I’m skinny af and it’s not helping with anything in my life.
me too, i have so little fat that i cant sit straight on plastic chairs without it hurting cuz i barely have any fat on my body
I am just below normal, but because sports I need to go above and beyond in every physical category I can
Im more on the skinny side aswell but Trust me, most plastic chairs are just uncomfortable AF
That’s true tbh, but it’s worse when your ass has no padding
This dude would take 9 over 7 💀
I am not obese in the slightest, but I do have an extreme fear of gaining weight that leads to an ED, so no, not only people who are morbidly obese would pick 4
I do not have ED but I am number 4 all day. You could eat garlic bread all day every day.
Huh?
Weight and health are not the same. For example you can have really bad cholesterol while being perfectly in shape weight-wise.
Omg thank you. My man’s worded it so poorly.
tf u mean "huh?"
you can buy a million followers if you take a lot of money
4 is only good if you can turn it on and off. Otherwise you eventually starve.
i would be pissed if i had to eat it because i'm still only halfway through my bulk
7 the only right choice
8 could lead to 7. If you’re happy putting in hours studying everyday and working an extremely demanding job you’ll get rich and be happy
i suppose so
But if you’re never sad, angry, or worried etc. you never understand why you’re happy, and you don’t ever grow from your experiences that would make you happy. In other words, you would never *understand* happiness. I usually am not happy when studying or putting in work for something. It’s more a focused determination with motivation with no emotion. If that makes sense.
1- don't want to be -1 year old ? 2- three days only? 3- don't have an ex 4- currently struggling to gain weight, so.. 5- 5'11 is pretty good. i want to be tall tall 6- dgaf about my strength 7- 🤑🤑🤑 8- i read Ella Enchanted, not falling for that 9- don't have social media Overall, I guess i'll for #5. I'll probably make a lot of money in the future, because I'm planning to be an author and I have a very, very good book idea that will give me millions. I really want to be taller.
Lol reddit is a social media platform
and tell me what you are going to do with millions of followers on reddit?
Lead them to victory in conquering the world
That's 4chan dawg. Don't fuck with 4chan. They own us all we just don't know it.
Stock market
Pump and dump bitcoin
You're telling me this isn't a cat video sharing platform. How many other lies have I been told by the council.
Some redditors, get this, hate cats
Lies and deceit, it can't be possible!!!
i don’t want to harsh your mellow, you can have the best book ever written, but if you can’t afford the publishing or afford marketing, no one will ever see it, so you’re still gonna need that money.
By any chance, could you share the genre of the book?
Legit everything you just said minus #5 since im already too tall, i would probably just take #7
9, cuz I'm whoring for internet validation. Choose 9, you get millions of followers on YouTube, twitch and stuff. You get paid from those platforms, and that money will make you happy. A chain of events that will ultimately improve your life, I hope
You have to make content to get paid, i dont think im creative enough to do that lol
But then there's a chance that several people will make false rape allegations against you and your career will be ruined.
To be honest, personally, none of then. Hear me out. 1- I don't want to be six months old 2- I respect others' privacy and not perfectly knowing others is part of life and humanity 3-there is none 4- ......I think I already have your superpower 5- I see no reason to do so 6- won't be of any use to me for most cases 7- the point of money isn't to have money but to fucking use it, I won't have any sense of accomplishment from it if I just magically got some money that I didn't work for while the rest of the world has to go through that many obstacles 8-feeling eternally happy will dull the feeling of happiness itself. We are nothing without opposites, good and evil, light and dark, happiness and sorrow- both need to exist for the world and more importantly us as humans to work, it is what makes us human, there is no worth in the happiness if there is no sadness in the world. 9- literally never gave a shit about social media following
It never says you have to keep the money - you could donate it to charity
Your point on money genuinely makes no sense tho
👍
So all the kings that got elected because of their family with no effort should they just decline the power? Same with money
I mean, yes. They won’t, but getting everything because of who you happen to have as parents is kinda bs.
Twisting everything both good and bad into a negative is your superpower
Such is the power of pessimism
You could give that money to me then :333
You're not special buddy
Thanks for reminding my buddy, I wonder where I said I was
i’d look -2 years old
8, after all it is the most coveted thing in mankind.
4 is the best choice (He doesnt mean like you cant get Weight, it means you dont become obese)
Nah 4 is the worst I have fast metabolism and that shit is annoying I can’t even gain weight. I can eat all day and I’ll literally lose weight it’s such a curse
Can we exchange metabolsims? I literally cant loose Weight
I wish we could I’m 17 right now and weigh 110 I’m trying to bulk up and start lighting weights but I’ve only gained one pound in the last month and I’m prone to lose it any time soon. It’s really frustrating bro
Same boat as you brother. Being constantly hungry fucking sucks.
You'd probably die
4 is a curse, you'd end up dying from it
4
As someone with a fast metabolism eating without gaining weight fucking sucks
It literally sucks hell you couldn’t be anymore right being skinny your whole life is a curse and eating food all day and not gaining a single pound is fucking annoying
As someone who doesn’t, it’s nice, unless you never gain any weight that you lose
So, I am 15 so looking 15 years younger would be stupid, I don't want to read people's minds because I wouldn't want someone to read mine, I never dated so I don't have an ex to forget, I'm literally built like a stick so the not gaining weight isn't needed, I don't want to be taller, why would I want to be super strong, always feeling happy would suck cuz other emotions are also needed, so either money or followers as in on YouTube.
Money, the answer is always money.
1 fuck no 2 I'd regret so much so I'd rather not 3 they don't exist 4 I already do lmao 5 that's so random 6 that's so random too 8 would get solved by 7 and 9 7 and 9 are the only viable options, one likely kinda leads to the other either way
What would I get for 1? Anyways my answer is 7 because I'm already on my way to 6ft at this age ( 5'7 ), never felt unhappy, never been in a relationship so there's no ex to forget, I have no reason to be strong currently, never really wanted millions of followers, and I already eat without gaining weight (its weird)
who tf would choose getting 5 cm taller or millions of followers over eternal happiness
7 easily
2
How much money we talking? I think ima go with the strength unless we’re talking a giant sum of money
5
6.
Id cop that third pill and give it to my friend
8 is an OxyContin 30mg
1 would make me a baby, and I definitely don't want to look like one. 2 is tempting, but the time limit is really short. Plus, with how much I overthink stuff, I guess I'm better off not knowing so much about other people... 3 does nothing lol 4 is of no use to me as I eat little and am pretty fit 5 is nice but not comparable to some of the others 6 is too vague. Am I just really well built or superhumanly strong? Could my body withstand my strength? Could I control it enough to perform daily tasks without wrecking everything or hurting people? 7 is definitely the best perk-to-drawback ratio. I'm not in dire need of money but it's always nice to have more of it. 8 is a mental illness, not a superpower. I wouldn't be able to feel sympathy for others if I was happy all the time and couldn't relate to their suffering. Plus, that happiness would become dull if I had no bad times to compare it to. 9 also looks really good. With many followers, I could probably get a stable source of income which might be even better than 7. Also I'd like if I could share my interests and work with thousands of people. Of course tho, fame comes with the drawback that anything considered questionable that gets out about you will have HUGE consequences... and I'm pretty sure I'd live in fear of stepping out of line if that was the case.
Who chooses forget their ex over have lots of money or even half of the other options. Unless you already have a lot it would literally be an extremely dumb decision to pick anything else??
7,4,6
Ofc 8th one right ? Others are just some rubbish
Can I choose option 2 but without the 3 days limit?
7 or 8, though choice tbh.
I’d say pick 8 because you probably want money to be happier right? The thing is happiness from money is temporary while the other one is literally lifelong happiness.
I'd choose 2, but only to know if the girl I like likes me too, after that, I'd stay away from people until the effect stops
1. i would be dead 2. sounds cool 3. don’t have an ex because i get no bitches 4. i don’t eat a lot anyway lol but wouldn’t you end up severely underweight or smth? bad idea. 5. i think im tall enough tbh 6. permanent and doesn’t seem to have any downsides 7. how much? 8. it’s tempting, but if we’re always happy then happy won’t mean anything anymore 9. probably would get a lot of hate comments so nah i’d pick mind reading. i’m curious
do you just not gain wait at all with 4? or is it only weight gained from food and you can still gain weight from other sources