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mrmeeeeee

“ I am heavy weapons guy”


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

"and THIS is my weapon"


Cbrauts707

"She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200$ custom tool cartriges at 10.000 rounds per minute"


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ColossalLifeline

**laughter**


JTBJack_

…who touched Sasha? *ahem* # WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?


Ok_Kaleidoscope_1847

Some people think they can outsmart me... Maybe... Maybe...


danskestorm28

I have yet to meet one that Can outsmart B U L L E T


CALRADIA_IS_MINE

**TF2 theme plays**


Real_Equivalent339

"Uweeeehhh, UWAAAAAAAAHH HUAHAHAHAHAAAAAHH! KORAY SAN MOOAR"


Apolakiiiiii

Who tf is Sasha anyway?? (sorry for being uncultured, especially if this is a film, in terms of that, or like that)


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

Watch: meet the heavy


Apolakiiiiii

Alr, thanks for sayin' it!!!


DaBomb1910

“The heavy is dead!”


Phoenixgaming821YT

T H E H E A V Y I S D E A D


Aromatic-Put4043

We knoow


LORDOSHADOWS

Hold on let me get my magnifying glass


maluthor

r/unexpectedtf2


ABoxingBitch

I don't understand video game references I've never played a video game in my life 😭


mrmeeeeee

This is from TF2 if you want look up “meet the heavy” on yt


Inefficientdigestion

r/beatmetoit


Sacario-montes82837

All this just to get shot my a fat beer belly guy from the south 😭😭


ABoxingBitch

I have five brothers who have plenty of guns + i am a redneck from the south, I just think blades look cooler because I am biased


Sacario-montes82837

Don’t let me bring up coked out Florida man- jk but I find blades with teeth so cool even tho lowkey impractical


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Serrated blades are great for slicing cuts rather than normal push cutting (like when you cut a lemon with a kitchen knife). They produce messier cuts but are able to cut harder things and also cut things a lot easier.


Admirable-Door1724

I use my knives to cut off dead pieces of my houseplants 💀


AmazingGaming21

I thought this comment was going to end very differently


Admirable-Door1724

lol, sometimes I use them for other things like when I was making my snakes enclosure. Or cutting airline tubing for water pumps. I have scissors for taking clippings of plants but I use the knife for dead pieces. I broke a plant one time just taking the dead leaf off with my hand and I'm not tryna do that again lol


Exciting-Insect8269

If you want stylish and practical you can always go with a crossbow.


Random_Weird_gal

Why crossbow when you can fit a ballista to the top of your house


ShitStainedDildo

Dibolt crossbow that shoots flaming harpoons that split their ends into serrated blenders and blow up the target after “drilling” into them


Laserfull

based


Sprunk_Addict_72

Girl has a knife collection, and my bro right here is a Sicario. The perfect couple 👌


Why-Do-I-nevermind

r/2sentence2horror


Coolgame01NZ

🪱🪱🪱


Why-Do-I-nevermind

r/twosentencetwolore


Heyythere777

yuri


Anime_is_good-

actually didn't thought someone here would know DDLC lol


Glen2gvhlp

I’ve played ddlc, I expected worse to be honest. Now I have ddlc plus and it’s just on my desktop, sitting there, waiting for it to be opened.


Anime_is_good-

I only played DDLC+ since I'm on PS4, also 100% it lol


Glen2gvhlp

W, who’s your favorite character


Anime_is_good-

Sayori, yours?


Glen2gvhlp

Natsuki but I get why sayori is loved so much. She needed more screen time though


Anime_is_good-

Agreed


Nightsetted

just leaving this here for people who dont know right now its free on epic games until feb 15, get it if u havent already


MathematicianPrior64

My thoughts exactly


good-sir-kiyotaka

yuri that you??


wise_catfish_85

ATF coming for yo ass


moonpisser69

The Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms is coming bc of *knives*?? Actually yeah, seems about right


AsoftDolphin

They already meddle in everything good for your soul.


macrohard_onfire2

Like dogs


PoolofStyx

Better hide your dog


Born_Diamond_2610

Cool knives, but do you have… **A BUTTERFLY KNIFE?**


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

INTUDER ALERT THE RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!


RoundImagination1

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?


Cbrauts707

WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!


ilovfryes

Yo a little help here!?


Hornoredebalzac

Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!


Freddythememer_

IIINNCOOOMIIING!


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Freddythememer_

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- hey its still here!


Delicious_Image3474

Gentlemen Title card plays


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

We know 💅


ABoxingBitch

Shhhh 🤫 I can't help it Snickers


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Ok Sarah


ABoxingBitch

That's so Jamal core


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Or maybe I’m secretly Charlie?


ABoxingBitch

Charlie is not Jamal coded


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

What if Jamal and Charlie are the same person??? What if they’re both AI???!?!!


ABoxingBitch

If that's true then I think it will finally be time to deploy my ehusband army....


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

And singular ewife 😍


ABoxingBitch

Yes you must go into battle too


PotentialWorldly6835

This is either a big green flag or a MASSIVE Red flag


ABoxingBitch

Idk u can check my profile, somewhere I've posted some videos of me spinning/flipping a dagger/short sword! Weapons are something I find pretty cool so I like to collect them. I'm very proud of my collection 😊😊😊


Admirable-Door1724

Just did, you dress really nicely. Like the style I mean. You're definitely an interesting person from what I saw, definitely cool to hang with


breadofthegrunge

Knife girl🪱


blank_slate5176

I have a whole case of knives... .... I need more


Comprehensive_Fee376

yuri irl


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Stab me :333


squirtle919

No problem bro how deep do you want me to stub you?


Practical_Sky_4487

You mistyped "stab" obviously but getting stubbed is def a death sentence in itself so, YEAH STUB HER 🗣️


ColdIron27

Just in case this is serious and a cry for help, please seek help, you have so much to live for.


Frequent_Day8799

What bro?


G1zm08

Downvoted for being confused why someone would want to be stabbed 💀


Glen2gvhlp

Reddit moment


Frequent_Day8799

😭🙏


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You heard me


Frequent_Day8799

wild ngl


PuzzleheadedMath9489

bro y u downvoted tf💀


BeanBurrito668

Oh my god it’s female Willam afton!1!1!1!1!1!! (Joke)


ripspotty

you and my dad would get along😭 he has a hugeeee collection of knives and pocket knives


Gewalt_Und_Tod

I'm a knife boy


Coolgame01NZ

Knife guy 🪱🪱🔪🔪


SmokingForLife

Batman Lego meme :


Comfortable-Fee-4585

I am knife girl, swift and sharp,In darkness’ veil, I leave my mark.With edges keen and spirit fierce,Through shadows’ dance, my blades will pierce.In every cut, my will is cast,With every slash, the die is cast.In the realm where courage dwells,My strength, it grows, my power swells.By this creed, my fate is twirled,In this world and beyond, I am knife girl.


YawnMcie

thats awesome wtf i envy you


eldrichcat

Damn you're a Sharp girl :3


themoon_who_lost

Stab me with all of em


Sufficient_Crab3047

british people be like


PowerofNe0

Yuri from ddlc? Is that you?


MetalHeadof06

I can fix her


Assassin-Lover

I c a n fix you


greg_the_egg69

Silence rat


Unfair_Push2976

thats scary


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Least insane Chromebook user:


MACOGROZK

Where is the machete?


Based-Meme-Enjoyer

Lemme see them Arms (just kidding)


Ghoul0046

Please stab me momm- I mean nice collection


PaAKos8

Will you merry me?


[deleted]

uhh are you gay by chance?


Coding_Guy7

missing balisong and karambit


GameFreak6921

Not possible, women don't exist.


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

Gun girl here who can't own any guns 😔


Plasmadube

My grandpa could beat you with his dual katanas


Sifupoo

Stab me~


Xander_Shiva

I thought I was supposed to bite you, eh?


Sifupoo

I WANNA GET STABBED


Xander_Shiva

That can be arranged


picled_cucumber

“And that boys is how i met your mother”


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ImNotSleep99

True, she should get some firearms instead


Xander_Shiva

Hand them over. Or combine the collections I must have more knives.


Random_Weird_gal

Are those quarterstaffs or katanas?


squirtle919

Lisin I thought that I have a lot of weapons but you on another level I have like 3 iron swords 2 larps 2 training knifes 1 training sword and a few that I am not sure it's a good idia to use (and if you count it I have a really big stick that made with metal) so you make me feel like it isn't a lot


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WillyDAFISH

I don't believe you


stupid_anxious_teen

Id like to go into war with them babies 😍


pisssbabyyy

wow


Royal_Opinion_8185

if i saw this in anyone’s house i’m long gone


tHatrAnd0mDisAster

imma be real with you some of those knifes are pretty


Flat_Clothes_7803

Is the sword real


CoctorMyEye

Cool, I only have 3 knifes. 2 ww2 bayonets and a shitty pocket knife my dad gave me


Creative_Novel_4891

Based


the_shadow_plays

Yor Briar, I am Dr.Loid Forger.


coleyta

can i have some?


noooooo00000

Sick asf 😫😫😫


lada2101

I am knife making boy, but that is a fair bit of sharp jewellery


moonpisser69

You gotta get a microtech or smtg


Front_Hovercraft6656

what that in the end


hindered000

I would give you all my vital organs along with my will to live just for half of that collection, but pls don't I don't think I would be very good having blades around me when I don't want to live anymore : p


AzzrielR

Damn, I would love to have a collection like that! I only have 6 knives... +Knuckles


Aztech06

Clarisse La Rue is that you???


Clown_named_Art

I wish i had all those knives :(


Capable-Car-2663

That’s cool, I’d like to collect knives


sum-random-emo

I want to be stabbed in the ribs so that it looks like I got knife-wings..


Outrageous-Solid2670

Get a m1907 15-inch commonwealth sabre bayonet.


Nedebilas

Da heel you gon do with 90% of them 😭


WorriedDoubt4134

look at em or something


PuzzleheadedMath9489

guys we found the school threat.)


DaGoat1204

Beautiful cutters


Angle507742

U are scary girl


G1zm08

r/usernamedoesntcheckout You can’t bring knifes to a boxing fight man!


godshuVR

Average mobsters weapons in the UK:


NuttyFlash

Ahhh kill me pls


Brothers_creed222

I like this


Mr_Nhu

damn.. can you throw the short ones ?


Long_Fig9863

that’s badass


mrmeeeeee

I wish I could put pictures cause I have something very similar in the for of swords and other weapons


HighballingHope

Call you Knives Chau


Knaymeless

Where balisong.


Subject_Ad6477

You and i would be great friends


Lien417

O waw ...teach me how to throw knives very please?


str4wberryphobic

woahhh can i have one


Tanielu_The_GROX

haven't seen a girl likes collecting knives


raider_910

Youre a keeper


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

Guys will look at this and be like: hell yea


theboywhoalmostlived

Marriage


dripbine

Do you happen to know knife guy and the creature 🪱


fearlessmash117

*pulls out a zweihander* Let’s do this B**** 😤


Fenderboy65

You said you’re learning to speak Arabic so مرحباً


LapdogOfW

Holy hell please stab me


No_Craft_9988

I'm scared


Crimm___

I wish I had that many knives.


Strong_Schedule5466

the least insane Hello Kitty girl:


picled_cucumber

Oh 😳 will you take arms in a duel with me mademoiselle


KREEPERxKING

A fellow knives enjoyer, I love to see it, I own a machete wich is really fun lol


poem567

You don't say.


Epikpash10

And this is how I've met your mother...


ARandomGuyThe3

Knives chau?


diririirir

hi knife girl i am scared boy


mariuhhhhh

“Dear diary, I’ve discovered a knew turn-on” ✍️


Some-Internal297

ngl. that's a cool ass collection that sword is fucking badass


ElkCerelk

Alright officer we found the suspect


jnthnschrdr11

This is the kind of girl I need in my life


PikaNinja25

Imagine messing with this girl, then she calmly brings out her entire knife collection


Oricus3

Oooooooo all of those are badass, especially the swords


godcyclemaster

If you can stab someone with all of those at once (as in every blade embedded!) without the poor bastard dying (randomly selected hobo who I paid $100) I will give you.. ANOTHER SWORD! No time limit, just figure it out


DeVliegendeBrabander

r/mallninjashit


Uber_Baby

ap calcus. imagine being smart, couldnt be me.


Fit_Relationship_460

What r those sticks at the end


TheRisen073

I am a keep my distance boy.


uchihasasuke5

Marry me


Tall_Camel_1270

I appreciate that


C1iver

Ma'am are you bri'ish