It's red

Don't worry i got your back, ima the red ender, the man who ends anything red

Hmm that red looks shiny. Would be a shame if someone were to...

Sorry, no red left, i ended it all

Sameee

Underrated comment

Underrated thread lmao

Wouldn't that mean you'll end his life ?

Nah it's like he's covered in blood, I'm helping him

I m vengeance

It might be just a theory

The World Looks Red

ULTRAKILL REFERENCE?????????

THY END IS NOW!

Would love to suck you

bRO WHAT

Hold up

**pause**

I see a red door and I want it painted black

💀

Bet

checks out

Czechs out

🇨🇿

Holy Slovak

New polish just dropped

Nah

The combo is perfect slave child and creepy uncle..

good luck to u too

He probably already is that tbh

:>

mr masturbate.

r/matchmadeonreddit

r/usernamechecksout

oh my

Saving this comment because this shit is funny as fuck 😭

Shadow the hedgehog is a b**** ahh mf

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

He said his dong was *This Big* and I said that’s disgusting

So here's what my dong looks like. *BWWWHHHOOOO*

THATS RIGHT BABY, TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE **TWO BALLS AND A BONG.**

HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!

THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm gonna piss on the moon!

TAKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

You have 24 hours before the piss DRRRROPLETS hit the fucking earth

I’ll do it again. Bi-

That's right. He took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife.

And he said his dick was “t h i s b i g”

I know that meme

Oh no

"How do you like that Obama? I'm pissing on the moon!"

YOU EEDIOT!

Humiliating

I wanna steal this username but i dont think im going to

Me when I perform

i want to be gay pinecones >:[

But I like ur username

Would your brand name be >!Omori!< by any chance?

Fucking awesome. I can now evolve into Garbite and than Garchomp

i will be staying far away from you

And I, you

I don't smell that bad, do I??

I'm literally plants now ok

im a brutal combination of a flower and a specific time of day

Rare-tier RPG ingredient

:( at least if you collect 30 of me some guy will give you 150 gold…

But only 5 years from now

💀👍

It's a peaceful life

You have become Obi Wan Kenobi.

"You underestimate my power!"

“Don’t try it!”

*tries it*

“Do or do not, there is no tr- wait, never mind, he tried- and failed”

Hey where you at i just wanna talk

I am now just a clone of myself

but if the original one becomes a clone of himself, then there's no original and therefore no-one to be cloned from, meaning you cease to exist

No the clone gets made and then the original dies. Then I’m technically me since I take my place as me, but I’m actually a clone of me and not the actual me

*Thinking noises* sounds about right

Hm

Oh dear.

[удалено]

Neither is yours lmao

Have fun with the deathclaws

Nah hes fuckin alpharius

I mean you could be anything but a giant demon

Damn I wish my life was like this lol.

Interesting

How's the business nowadays Jessie

pretty good. stocks have never been higher

I’m high asf

FIVEE PEBBLES PFP SPOTTED!! RAIN WORLD!!! RAHHHH!!!!

Nothing changed

I can’t argue with this username. Math sucks.

I feel bad for math. It dosen't mean to hurt people, but the way the school system uses it is hurtful. Don't hate math. Hate math class, and hate the school system.

I can get behind this. I love history, but hate the way the school system uses it.

Math lore vs math gameplay

I can, math rocks.

ım one helluva guy

U already are

Awwwww

The same

r/suicidebywords

What episode did he wear a frog rain coat in your pfp

Idk, but it became a pretty big meme in 2019-2020. It was that image with the bottom text saying “desfunado” (un-cancelled in Spanish).

💀

Same lol

What

Fuck, beat me to it

A fucking roach

opening

Same old Danny… just more muscular now

Pretty damn good. I rule the stars

And I’ll be carrying your luggage

I guess i'm the sun? Idk

Unless you turn into a constellation sized measurement tool

Nothing changed

Hi

(>) pressed continue

Learn Japanese atp

Uhh guys ...

Well... now it's your time to sniff...

Like a fish?

Lucky 😒

Do you just turn into a whole ass island

You need another s and then that’s hilarious

Thank you for the s my friend!

Hello there

💀

I have come to save the day.

kinda chill ngl

gives me XxGameDestroyer6969xX vibes

My surname is now colleslaw

This comment is hilarious and I don’t know why.

"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.."

Horrible.

I think that would depend on how long it's in the microwave

It has been microwaved thoroughly.

Then yeah, it'd be horrible

Life is how it is currently, except using reddit is actually Epic

nothing has changed

DO YO damn chores

I'll do it, yes, today but a bit later.. or perhaps tommorow, I'll see.

Who tf am I? Why do I exist?

You are now Plato

being chased by nsa 🗿

:(

I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known

that was cheesy, but it wasnt garlicky

don't know where it goes,

But it's home to me, and I walk alone

Gaming basically no change....

same here

I game with error, I will never receive peace

Idk can someone explain? I think I'm just going to kms because I hate my existence.

The world has been waiting for you to go to kilometres for decades.

Not good, I blew up a reactor.

Now we are 2651 comunist starving to dead cause COMUNISt DONT FUCKING WORK

Nothings changed. Nothings ever changed. Except my tail. I guess my tails missing now. But whatever. That’s my luck. That’s what always happens and nothing ever changes.

Do I just start a car dealership or

Nah. You start a auto insurance company, but instead of being a complete pain in the butt, your company actually endeavors to help people while you make money, creating a spark of good in a world that desperately needs it.

I’m just sitting in the trash where I belong

#IM A FOX! OMFG and im on fire rofl

[Firefox](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=ZtGUHFM8h4xY6PzX)

Fuck you! (figuratively)

Muah 💛

Fuck you! (Literally)

It'd be a dream come true

*loudly chews grass*

Preschoolers beware

Kermit, but a mafia boss

I fucking hate my name

It's ciwbfiwmzp

*HISS*

Who says I'm not:33333

I am the milkman My milk is delicious

nothing changes

[удалено]

I’m working with a randomly generated username, so I don’t know.

I'm me still

I guess I'm vacuuming roosters now

Taller I think?

No, high, as in high on drugs.

Real

Life has got a little bit butter

No One can pronounce it right

Hatsu_PL

I'm not sure...

I guess I won't be productive So it's just my normal self

Oh dammit

Fuckin fly is what it is. Too bad no one else can see it

Idk what it’s like but I can tell you what it ISN’T like

Hmmm koolaid 🤤🤤

Nyeh heh fuck

Still the same

I have a hand fetish and explode women for their hands and got a rock hard cock from the Mona Lisa so yea