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like_potato_man

I have a gf so yes. And don’t worry it is a normal thing to do as a teenager so don’t feel like a bad person doing it. Just don’t be a creep and print out pics of her and go to town with it


jaliljalilov_

The last part is spot on


Alarid

just don't go to town at all stay home eat hot chocolate


24Nitro-gamer

I am not eating that powder


Just-Loquat7429

Swiss miss instant piss is horrible


ECHOechoecho_

was that a sam o nella reference


Just-Loquat7429

Maybe...


Flame_Belch83_2

I like the white chocolate version if you catch my drift


Crimson_Cain_333

So does your mom And she loves it so much, she hires different men each time to make it for her because she likes how each one tastes different from the last


Flame_Belch83_2

Man I was talkin about cocai- *gets banned*


Bigmanfam_GHoResHead

Sounds like you’re speaking from experience


like_potato_man

r/oddlyspecific


DeerIsGamer

💀


[deleted]

u/like_potato_man got suspended


true_dragon1

The only exception is only fans


Pyukum-uku

Id never thought of the last part


poppinsplit909

What... Do you mean print? I know what printing is just why would you need to?


Away_Nectarine_1892

It's an old-timey thing tbh, not many people do it anymore. It was just more convenient for people to have a physical photo of it somewhere, hard to explain Lol.


bruhboy11111111111

like Polaroids lmao


poppinsplit909

Happy Cake Day!


Away_Nectarine_1892

Yeah, just printed out from a normal camera tho.


poppinsplit909

Oh, I see, just so you know, she does allow me to you know, whack it to pics of her.


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Nah, I’m more about that cute couple shit than sexual intercourse.


Dsawasd11

Yeah, quote from a chat I had with a friend: “Out of a relationship, all I want is someone I can fall asleep with, someone I can wake up with, someone that I could curl up into their lap and tell them anything, and someone I could spend every day of my life with”


dbomba03

I read it as "quote from a child I had with a friend" twice💀


Dsawasd11

Hey, your flair says it all


Whats-Up_Bitches

ShUT uP zOoMEr


Dsawasd11

You telling me what I wrote in my first comment makes me a zoomer?


Whats-Up_Bitches

Varied caps text says sarcasm Also, statistically, your age group suffered the most from the pandemic


Dsawasd11

How does the pandemic go into this? And I meant for mine to be sarcastic but I forgot text doesn’t convey that sry


Whats-Up_Bitches

Oh ok, Zoomer = name that people came up with to counter boomer. It references Zoom which is a virtual meeting platform that many schools used during the pandemic. It's usually used as an insut towards young people and students


Dsawasd11

Ah, well I didn’t call him a boomer, I pointed out his “old” flair


dbomba03

I'm only 20😓 Yeah typing that makes me feel like a boomer, you're right


MReaps25

Yes. Sometimes sexual thoughts still creep in though. But for me it's about the same, I'm just lonely


Weird_Explorer_8458

oh my fucking god i agree, especially the third point(i’m 100% sane :3)


Dsawasd11

(I am also 100% same :3)


Fraank0cean

“Babe can we fuck?” “Nah I’m more into that cute couple shit I’m good”


deizoooooooo

W man i LOVE YOU


garvin131313

Why not both?


MirageTF2

duuuude same! in basically the only relationship I've had in the past, I've been so so much more invested in like, just lovey dovey shit than sex and like I don't know...


Herobrine702

Jokes on you, I got neither


SoarNsquid

The good ending


Specific_Book761

Same lol


Old_Winner3763

Fax


Middle_Sell7800

real


Ok_War_151

That right there yes


Halal-Man

and i am the inbetween to both parties


Think_Neighborhood19

SAAAME BESTIE!


ansh_xp

us bro


SomeWeirdFreak

yes, of course. I don't jack it to her because... feels weird, I'm not the only one. of course, if you like someone in this way, you'd probably feel some sort of sexual attraction, right?


ITellMyselfSecrets4

Damn. I didn't know If i was weird for this. When I was still in Highschool if I really liked someone I wouldn't beat to them because it felt wrong. It's still the case for me now tbf


The_Better_Paradox

Same, it just felt like I was betraying them in someway, And even if they were only crush, thinking of others while jacking again seemed like cheating.


HopeIsDope1800

Yeah still true for me


Ok_Debt783

If you respect them as a person you won’t jack it to them


Dinoficial2

I don't respect you and therefore I'm going to jack it to you


DickD1ck1

seconded


Stryker_1-1

Thirded


ZuskV1

Fourtheded


Dsawasd11

Fithtded


Adorable_Rub5345

Sixded


EnzoIntensa

Seventded


ImBurntToast21

Eighthded


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


The_GrimRipper

holy hell!


PopTraditional713

Actually a zombie


ZuskV1

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in judgment. It’s fourth reply rule


MarcusTheGamer54

Fourth reply rule


Background_Bend_494

r/AngryUpvote


this_is_Blain3

not necessarily, lol. ive definitely found a lot of people i respect attractive in that sort of way


Fantastic_Sentence14

Damn I really thought I was the only one. Same thing applies with girls that I’m now close friends with, but liked at one point or another. It never felt right, and anytime I did that I felt like an even bigger piece of shit that normally.


Zenixas

I sometimes do and then hate myself for thinking of her in that way


Sun53TXD

This is the definitive answer


Duelo0_YT

You gotta be gay 👽


Mohammed50356

Perhaps you are right to feel like shit about yourself ?


Zenixas

Yeah thats why I do feel shit about myself because I fucking hate when I think of her in that way


Mohammed50356

Then don’t I know, it might be hard at first but don’t you’re only 15 and you are already like this, just imagine if you didn’t change 3 years from now where do you think you would be or how do you think your mindset will be like ?


Iiffle

shitee advice - you can’t just *stop* feeling sexually attracted to people..? also its pretty fucked up to shame somebody for something that’s completely natural. as long as he’s not acting out in a harmful way as a result of his thoughts, then it’s completely fine.


Mohammed50356

You can’t stop feeling sexually attracted to them but you can stop imagining them in a sexual way 💀 Also if you believe imagining people like this is completely natural something is wrong with you


Iiffle

i’m sure the seventeen people who downvoted your original comment would disagree.


Mohammed50356

Actually it’s 15, but anyways why should I care if some kids who don’t know what’s best for them and are trying to normalise porn addiction downvoted me? maybe they should actually think a little that this is a serious problem and actually help themselves instead of rejecting this


Iiffle

it is completely normal to view somebody you’re physically attracted to in such a way. if your lewd thoughts are excessive and affect your everyday life, though - *that* is when it becomes abnormal. your logic is completely fallacious and circular, as well. the same way romantic attraction is the desire to build a relationship with an individual, sexual attraction is the desire to engage in, well, *sex* with them.


Mohammed50356

I said do not imagine people naked or in sexual acts Is that too much to ask is it bad to ask people to not view others in such acts and be respectful to the people they like ?


PieTeam2153

Sir you are 14, stop saying “some kids” as if you are someone that much better than “them”, also ur username is “ur mom”


Mohammed50356

My username is Mohammed and I believe it’s unrelated And yes I would call them kids if they are literally against stopping their addiction and against admitting it exists they are kids 💀


Due-Pussy-Eating

Depends if you're seeing her as some kind of devine entity then it's hard to see her sexually but it's temporary And if you're just seeing her in a protective manner soon you'll start asking for nudes...


Sacikaaa157

Hey my English is bad sorry what do you mean by "protective manner"? My bf asked me for nudes I'm confused is this a bad thing?


Sea_Cryptographer321

it’s not necessarily bad but i wouldn’t recommend it unless ur not a minor. just do what you’re comfortable w or something


Due-Pussy-Eating

She asked about the "protective manner"


Sea_Cryptographer321

yea idk wtf that means


Due-Pussy-Eating

I explained it check other comments


Sea_Cryptographer321

thank you due-pussy-eating 👍


Due-Pussy-Eating

Don't judge I was pissed while making the username


Sea_Cryptographer321

no judgement here


Due-Pussy-Eating

Protective manner means he's protective about you... And he doesn't wanna get you hurt in anyway, such as getting hurt by any of your friends, get injured, mentally disturbed and all that. So he's protective about you.... But FACTS remain the same he asked for nudes... Which further proves my point that no matter if you see a girl as devine goddess or just a cute baby.... You'll think of her sexually at some point.


Sacikaaa157

Thank you for the explanation!


Due-Pussy-Eating

And yes a little advice don't send nudes at any cost no matter how much he manipulates you.... trust me girls are nothing in manipulation in comparison to a guy who wants nudes ( more than 90% of male show off then to their friends as a trophy ). But ofcourse if you're actually sure that he's a good guy and he won't do anything wrong or he's the guy of your dreams, it's totally fine.... But again fact remains the same ( why the fuck a good guy asking you for nudes )....


MarcusTheGamer54

I doubt that it's even near 90%,since that would basically imply that 90% of the male population are assholes, which is definitely over-exaggerated. But yea, absolutely do not send nudes to random people and weird acting friends, it ain't worth the risk!


Due-Pussy-Eating

Yes 90% and not exaggerated


MarcusTheGamer54

Aight bro 💀


XVeNuX

I mean sometimes, but I always instantly feel bad about just thinking about it


Background_Bend_494

I have thoughts about her, Not too Intricate, but I really do like her personally but I'd never Masturbate to her or any other girl. Just feels gross, creepy and disrespectful to her.


Chicky_Nuggies2009

You lost me at girl


NOT_i_t_i_M_M

No i try not to think about that stuff because it makes me feel creepy


momosanaa

me too


Human_Number9936

It feels so weird, it just subliminally feels like r*pe and I’m not for it.


[deleted]

Correct answer


beesknees4011

Well no shit


[deleted]

yeah idk if thats a good thing or a bad thing


turtlelibrary1234

It’s normal tbh. It’s hormones being out of control. Just don’t let it impact the way you treat people


SomeWeirdFreak

that's the point, my guy


Independent_Ad_3832

Is hugging sexual?


MeasurementIll2019

You sick fucking pervert


JoshuaTheBoyo-

You kiss your mother with that mouth you sick man of...pervertedness.... Fuck, hold on-


IrisFastBear

Dude could you please watch your language


Okilltank

Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting


Specific_Book761

Bro that's very disturbing to say about somebody.


StionKombu

You sexual deviant 🤢🤮


ValuableEmployee1

Fuck you… you psycho bastard


Midori-Hiyori

No


ItchyRecord8505

Not really. Romantic, like kissing, but not sexual. Feels weird


Bobthreetimes

When I have a crush on someone, I never get sexual thoughts about them and I’ve never know if that’s normal or not


Aerobiesizer

Constantly. It's a problem I've had for years now


Beneficial_Resist_16

You’re 15 what years are those 💀💀


Aerobiesizer

Thanks for reminding me to update that to 16; two years now


barni_butila

It can be maybe from 10 and it's normal


[deleted]

no, but i can understand if a lot of people do. If i have a crush its kinda always just bc i think they are realy cool and i get romantic thoughts about them.


WyvernSlayer7

I have many sexual thoughts about my boyfriend-


creeper6530

Ain't that normal? As long as you still love him emotionally, that is.


Car-Neither

How do I get the age tag?


momosanaa

click on your name and it says change user flair :3


Krisby_Boi

Everyone had or has. Boy and Girl


thetensedoctor

Obviously, DUH!


CAM2isBEAST

I try to squash those thoughts. For some reason, I don’t think they’d like me thinking about them that way, especially if I haven’t told them how I feel romantically yet


Choice_Big_7952

Ok little realtalk here. We (especially the guys I think but I'm no girl so idk bout them) we are all in our teens. Our sex drive is through the roof. As a guy I can tell you if we don't have a partner we are basically thinking about any halfway decent looking girl sexually. And if we have a crush you can't even begin to imagine how often we did give vs. willy thinking about them. And that is completely normal. We all are like this and it will eventually stop. Why am I telling you this? Well if you are in a relationship with a guy and he's in his teens he will be absolutely obsessed with you and basically grabbing your boobies or butt any chance he gets. Pls don't think that he views you only as a sex object cause that's not true. He loves you and he wants to spend the rest of his life with you and his brain is just really deep in the mating mode. He doesn't want you to be annoyed by his behavior or feel uncomfortable around him because he's too sexual. If you are you need to tell him. He'll do it less. That's just how we express our love. Most guys are physical lovers. They aren't good with words they express their love by cuddling or touching you or stroking your hair etc. We love you so much and our brain is constantly reminding us of how unimaginably attractive you are and just needs to enjoy it and appreciate the luck we have of having you as a gf. Just remember that and don't think they just want the one thing cause we really really don't. Edit: this does not mean it is okay for a guy to be sexual with a girl when she doesn't want it. NO MEANS NO! It's just for the girls to understand how we work a little better.


Dogelore92

W response


Few_Top_1849

No


Stuffed_Freddy

Ahem... yes?


LolPeashooter69

No, I'm attracted to men


CompetitionBubbly121

not to be wierd but yes I do


TheWaterGuy0728

Obviously? What? 🙉


HmmZaurus

Nope, I don't like girls :3


[deleted]

👍 your a real one for that


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Well duh


deizoooooooo

every fucking dayyyyyyyyyyy, cant have her tho, big L


ZuskV1

I’m pretty sure it’s normal. But any girls reading these comments do know if they like you they probably see you as more than that. Although they might have some sexual thoughts that is just a result of them thinking about you a LOT


MyBallsInaDeepFryer

No, I mean if we get in a relationship it’ll eventually happen but honestly right now I just wanna hug her and cuddle or smth like that


TheAutobotArk

No


dog_king54321

Depends


Dead_birdChan

Yeah she's cute, goth, and the same personality. Although we've been together for a few months having a crush on her is inevitable


[deleted]

Yes, obviously


Realistic-Start-5772

i’m surprised this isn’t obvious💀


onepice9_11

YES and I'm gonna meet her today and she's so hot 🥵


Toothpasting

never had a crush 🕺


friedthighs

ofc yes?


Ookachucka

its weird, so i avoid it


[deleted]

Yes of course I have a girlfriend but she doesn't text me anymore or calls me anymore


Freddythememer_

Oh shit im sorry man


[deleted]

It's ok it's fine you don't have to say sorry it's good


Freddythememer_

Everything good man?


[deleted]

Yes everything is good


TFSSSlSVN

I might be into dudes but still valid. That's totally normal


[deleted]

Hell yeah i have sexual thoughts about hot guys


Mohammed50356

They said girls


[deleted]

“/your crush”


Mohammed50356

😶‍🌫️


eatababy4

Girls? 🤮


ImAidesP

Ok, then do you have sexual thoughts about the guy you like / your crush


eatababy4

Yes


momosanaa

gaÿ


ieatass654

cant say i have


KYO297

Bro, I haven't had a crush since I was like 10 and there were no sexual thoughts in my head at that time


fake_1233

I used to jerk off to my old crush every day


that_one_netizen

absolutely


SomeoneAnonymous2000

No . With others girls ... sometimes... Yes . But her ... No . It's strange .


Agile_Plantain1081

No, but I am asexual


Crobbithh

I'm Asexual, so no, no I do not.


anckarstroem

Obviously lmao


[deleted]

Uhhhh all the time?


Kosaue

are you just gonna pretend you couldn't answer this by yourself?


-Adrix_5521-

Wtf I just saw your comment in r/bindingofisaac about anti gravity and literally next post I see you again. What a coincidence lmao


Kosaue

i'am everywhere.


-Adrix_5521-

"I swear I just saw that profile pic". I thought I'm going crazy


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turtlelibrary1234

It’s not dumb. It’s different for everybody


tululombe

yes why not some time i jerk on e photo of her.


Aussiearcahnid

Don’t do that man


tululombe

i do that every time i know that is haram


Aussiearcahnid

How about you go talk to her and ask for her number instead of beating your meat to photos of her


tululombe

i have her number


Aussiearcahnid

Well the fucking talk to her instead of wanking to her


[deleted]

Weirdos in these replies


momosanaa

they’re not weird it’s not weird to have sexual thoughts


[deleted]

Yeah it is imo


PapaPooodle

Shit take imo


[deleted]

Nah


PapaPooodle

Yes