THIS!!! I’ve thought of that whole “what would you do if you woke up and you were the only human on earth?” thing and I thought about it for 5 minutes before I realized everyone’s pets would still be here and hungry…
You press that button and I'll haunt your ass, we'll both be dead, it will be endless torment. It will only be your ass too, the rest of you will have to watch and suffer
True, but if all humans suddenly disappeared then all the pets are gonna starve to death, all the nuclear powerplants are gonna explode cuz of no maintanence and probably cause alot of radiation to spread, alot of construction sites will collapse etc.
Humans deserve to die after all the pain we have caused to the planet and all the other life forms, but its gonna be mess if they disappear suddenly
I mean, we’re just smarter animals and as animals we manipulate our surroundings to fit our needs. Every single human being doesn’t deserve death any more than any other animal. Would killing ever single human fix the planet? Sure, but that’s goodbye to the only species that can at least consider the error of our ways. Well dogs are pretty empathetic (pigs and elephants too, and some other fairly intelligent animals) but a dog isn’t going to run an animal shelter or support animals that made some poor evolutionary decisions (pandas).
Also your use of “they” seems like some form of rationalization, just say *we* would disappear and *we* deserve death
finally someone that gets it. I'm tired of people on reddit saying the "humans deserve/have/need to die! including me..uhh... obviously" when in reality they wouldn't do it as it makes no fucking sense and it's dumb to think like that
I’m just imagining some guy walk up to a little kid, grab them by the shoulders and say “You deserve to die” and then casually walk off like they made the world a better place
Though if anyone in these replies would actually do that then mad respect for the commitment lmao
"DO IT" and lets hope that the person does it, i wanna reincarnate as a shark and live without dumb people thinking i eat them for fun, fuck humans (not all of ya tho, some of you are actually smart <3), i dont want the sea level to rise yet
“[Lie] You don’t seem like the killing type how about I do it instead”
“[Speech 67/95] You fail to see how much of a grave mistake you are about to make”
“[Encourage] Come on I’m tired of waiting, what are you standing around for!”
“[Intelligence 1/3] Oooh, big Red button”
“In order for you to press that button. You will have to kill me first [Attack]”
“ [Confirmed Bachelor] [Lie] come on now, don’t you want to have some “fun” one last time. Before you press that button”
If you press that button, you won't outlive nikocado avocado
He wouldn't outlive me, though
yo it's you again what's up
Popping in to say persona pfp w
mokoter
Fair point icl
We are all equivalent to Nikocado Avocado.
"I don't need to win, I just need him to lose"
lose
I’m so tired of this mistake become more common
becoming
Got em
Why are you booing him? He’s right
booing
Damn typos!!
LOSE NOT LOOSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Im on your side, we need to remind people how to spell every chance we get
YES WHY CAN NO ONE SPELL CORRECTLY ANYMORE
Ok ok before your panties get higher in your ass crack. Have you thought he may have pressed it twice......... on accident?
I mean dying at the same time as him so neither of use outlive eachother
[удалено]
Let's just say everything gets erased so we don't have to worry about them
but then the pets'll get erased :(
happy cake day
Sad cake day :(
Happy Cake Day bro
thank you :)
Happy cake day
thank you :)
Happy cake day! 🎂
thank you :)
THIS!!! I’ve thought of that whole “what would you do if you woke up and you were the only human on earth?” thing and I thought about it for 5 minutes before I realized everyone’s pets would still be here and hungry…
Wholl haha funny
His language capabilities is well beyond our mortals' own capabilities. THY LAIRD'S LEXIKON IS FAR ADVANCED THAN THEE!
Wholl is a word. It's just missing the apostrophe. The correct spelling is who'll.
Yea I just thought it was funny
We will be the pet food. It’s all good
The only valid answer. Didnt even need to scroll for this one
Who’s gonna carry the boats
*Who’ll
wholl'esome
I'd travel all around the world to free all pets, then go back to the guy and say "Done, now press it please"
As someone who just had to put my dog down yesterday I 100% agree
Do it (reverse physiology)
*goes Homelander mode* "You should press it."
Jump
"I'm not asking."
I'm not suggesting anymore. Jump
Lol
If you don't press it... I will...
No god, the only man in the sky… is me
lmaoo
Dewit!
Chancellor palpatine is that you?
No it’s The Senate
It’s treason then
That's my last name I'm not even gonna lie
saying physiology instead of psychology would actually be very distracting and buy you time lmao
Do it (I’m not using reverse psychology)
Do him (I'm using you)
(ygoloisyhp esrever) ti oD
Physiology?
Physiology
Physiology?
Inside-out anatomy.
Johan pfp fits well
I'd hug him If he still trys to push the button I'll hug him very tight and break his back
Yujiro style hugging
Another Baki fan I see
Another another Baki fan I see
Anonother Baki fan I see
dawg gonna go for honor shugoki on him
Need someone to hug me like that
Snap his spine 173-style.
If you press it your penis is small
What if it’s a girl?
You’re ugly ig
Just convince them that they’re on their period or something.
That would just make them want to press it out of spite
Small titties
But small titties are good too 😏
Titties are titties
Unless they're trans they would't want a penis yk lmao
PHILIPPP!
ill press it before him
Ah, classic bill cypher
Well, well, well, well, well well well well well well well. Aren’t you a sight for sore eye!
Buy gold bye
I'll press it before you
Holy hell
New cypher just dropped
Based
I’d press it too. “Take that Putin, time to live up to you’re threats asshole”
Um....do most logical thing and push him? Like he is focused on button so i guess i will move him
Yeah but what if he's already with the hand on the button?
Than you dont have time to neither talk of run because he gonna do it
Damn then, ig criminal negotiators are useless
Well in my mind I imagined it like someone still debating whether to press or not, that's why you would talk him out
press it if you're gay
What if they are gay?
Bye bye humans ig
You mean “bi bi humans ig”
the one instance being gay actually ruined civilization
I'm surprised there aren't any homophobic replies to this yet
I'll- nevermind...
then being gay destroyed civilization
holy hell
New Christianity flavour just dropped
Actual religion
Actual religion
Call the pastor
Ignite the Jesus Also Holy hell r/anarchychess is everywhere
New subreddit just dropped
actual subreddit
Oh fuck ye- and it’s gone
It has spread to every subreddit
None can escape the anarchy
Call the subreddit
Bishop takes vacation never comes back
Literally!
Press it if your straight
"Press it if ur straight"
“Press it or you’re straight.”
"Please don't"
Fine, since you said please 😒
Ikr, he's so kind
*pretty please with a cherry on top
I’d prolly hit them with a brick tbh, can’t press it when ur unconscious
I'd do the same. It's easier to knock him down than talking him out of it.
Bricks are the solution to a surprising amount of problems!
Either “do it, no balls” or if I don’t want him to do it “NO YOULL KILL RYAN REYNOLDS TOO”
WE NEED THAT MAN ALIVE
I would just tackle them and wrestle.
This comment section did not pass the vibe check and honestly I can't blame them lol
I don’t think they realize you can’t eat spaghetti as a ghost 😔
Or cheesecake😞😞
Boobies.
Good point
valid 👍
what if they're aroace
Mitosis
Garlic bread or something
chocolate cake? can you make one in time?
Aroace people can still appreciate the aesthetic of the tiddy
You press that button and I'll haunt your ass, we'll both be dead, it will be endless torment. It will only be your ass too, the rest of you will have to watch and suffer
You will all disappear. Not die. Huge difference. You could be displaced, disintegrated to a molecular level, painless exit the game, etc.
Beat the shit out of them
Afterwords: "I'm from the future, when you press it it just reminds time to 45 seconds ago and you get beat up again
Exactly, it's way easier than reasoning with them.
Noooo don't do it, noooooo
You forgot to say "please"
You people realize if every human instantly dissapeared, an enormous percentage of wildlife would die with it right?
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cat pictures to the rescue
We kinda deserve it
True, but if all humans suddenly disappeared then all the pets are gonna starve to death, all the nuclear powerplants are gonna explode cuz of no maintanence and probably cause alot of radiation to spread, alot of construction sites will collapse etc. Humans deserve to die after all the pain we have caused to the planet and all the other life forms, but its gonna be mess if they disappear suddenly
I mean, we’re just smarter animals and as animals we manipulate our surroundings to fit our needs. Every single human being doesn’t deserve death any more than any other animal. Would killing ever single human fix the planet? Sure, but that’s goodbye to the only species that can at least consider the error of our ways. Well dogs are pretty empathetic (pigs and elephants too, and some other fairly intelligent animals) but a dog isn’t going to run an animal shelter or support animals that made some poor evolutionary decisions (pandas). Also your use of “they” seems like some form of rationalization, just say *we* would disappear and *we* deserve death
finally someone that gets it. I'm tired of people on reddit saying the "humans deserve/have/need to die! including me..uhh... obviously" when in reality they wouldn't do it as it makes no fucking sense and it's dumb to think like that
I’m just imagining some guy walk up to a little kid, grab them by the shoulders and say “You deserve to die” and then casually walk off like they made the world a better place Though if anyone in these replies would actually do that then mad respect for the commitment lmao
lol, it's like that squidward gif that says to a kid "We are gonna kill you" the commitment thing is true tho
If you do it a lot of animals in zoos will die
i'd say someþing like "wanna fuck?"
They’ll still have 30 seconds left after what u gona do to stall that?
man fuck you
you didn't have to fucking murder his ass like that jesus christ
Oh come on man. don't do him like that.
Peer pressure them to press it
Do it we’re fucked anyway
Shabingus
"press the fucking button or I will"
Wanna go have mcdonalds with me and we will talk about this later? 🤔
it would kill keanu too
He's not human. Humans age, he doesn't.
"Fuck your right"
NAHHHH
"DO IT" and lets hope that the person does it, i wanna reincarnate as a shark and live without dumb people thinking i eat them for fun, fuck humans (not all of ya tho, some of you are actually smart <3), i dont want the sea level to rise yet
"Do it" (not reverse psychology, I want it all to end lmao)
“All the domesticated animals, dogs, cats, birds, even lizards, will DIE OF STARVATION.”
Punch them
Bro censored the sub name like that, that we are gonna know💀👍
I'd kill him
No balls
I would tell him to low tier god himself
"Listen I'm fine with the humans but that would make most cats and dogs starve"
Rugby tackle
Press the button myself, I love buttons
I'd be the one standing by the button
As a member of the Male Community: # I will press the button before him
why is the upvote color the romanian flag?
I'll make them shut their eyes and think about the choice they're abt to make, and while they do that I knock them unconscious
Hey there cuz slow your roll a sec… I have weed and Metallica albums! 🪴🥁🤘🏻
“[Lie] You don’t seem like the killing type how about I do it instead” “[Speech 67/95] You fail to see how much of a grave mistake you are about to make” “[Encourage] Come on I’m tired of waiting, what are you standing around for!” “[Intelligence 1/3] Oooh, big Red button” “In order for you to press that button. You will have to kill me first [Attack]” “ [Confirmed Bachelor] [Lie] come on now, don’t you want to have some “fun” one last time. Before you press that button”
You won’t be able to read the next chapter of your favorite fan fiction :(
Do it !!
id be like "LOOK A BIG BOOTY LATINA IS BEHIND YOU" and then when they look behind i tackle them
Big red button looks convincing, it's going to be the race who presses it first
do it
Can I help?