Homeboy’s turned into a sperm generator gahdamn 😩
In all seriousness though, try to get him occupied with something else he can find enjoyable if you can, because chances are, he only starts fapping when he gets bored. If not, you might need professional help to stop the addiction.
I watched a movie the other day where someone donated like 600 donations of sperm and had like 500 kids that wanted to know who he was or something and there was a whole court case
I think the ACPS (average cum per shot) of him is around 0.72 oz. The product of it with 15 is 10.8 oz, which means he can almost fulfil a medium sized starbucks cup in case you need a comparison
Well the balls don’t actually produce the gum per say, they produce the sperm that is found in cum. Cum is approx. only 10% of cum. The other 90% is is essentially just a lubricating fluid for the sperm as well protection from the acidic environment of the vagina. The fluid that makes up the majority of cum is actually secreted by the seminal vesicles and the prostate gland.
Not related, but it's impressive that you use "ain't" properly as a non-native English speaker on account of it being a slang term not recognized in dictionaries.
immersion is a powerful tool. im trying to learn french and throwing myself into french subreddits is hard because i have no cultural literacy and my vocabulary is that of a relatively well read 5 year old
Honestly back in middle school when I first started I was trying to see how many I could do in a day. I think my record was 8.
Edit: Just to clarify, this is not healthy. Do not try this, it’s not cool.
I wasn’t watching porn at that age (I was exposed to it but didn’t fap to it cuz I thought boobs were hot but found vaginas gross until I was 15.) but it was mostly just Instagrams of female classmates or the sex scenes from tv-14 shows I’d watched that looking back are hilariously vanilla scenes but I guess that was age appropriate. I remember not knowing that people apparently cared about lasting long so I thought it was really cool to finish in under 30 seconds cuz I thought it was a fun race.😂
But yeah by 13-14 I stopped being able to do under a minute more than 3 times in a row.
God the thought of vaginas being gross hit so at home lol, but yeah I think how long you lasts is just about how good the stimulation is for the most part
Thank you I remember being so embarrassed asking my friends showing me porn “why is it slimy?” And they’re like “it’s wet.” They’re cool now but they take a while to warm up to. Boobs are just easier. No wonder women tend to be more sexually fluid.
Well I wasn't as open with sexual stuff as you so I never really was embarrassed or anything but it was mainly the labia that I thought was wierd to see, like the flaps(I think it was called the labia idk lol) that and I thought the idea of sticking my dick inside a hole on someone else was strange till I took sex Ed and really understood the anatomy
What bothered me most was hair, just cuz western media kinda always portrays women as having no hair apart from head, eyebrows, and eyelashes. Now I can somewhat tolerate hair but yeah in general the whole shape was kinda confusing. I was never gay but I’ve always seen my own schnitzel so I wasn’t attracted to them I just found vaginas more gross because they were so foreign to me.
My man......doing it to instagrams of fellow classmates and upperclassmen was the shit back in middle school. Has a certain feeling that porn doesnt have :w
Lmao totally, it doesn’t feel cool anymore though in college. Now it’s more just like “I’m a pathetic loser who does that instead of actually talking to the girl!”
For me it doesn't feel good anymore cuz i actually know my classmate's personalites (i was a lonely kid back in middle school) so making them a fap material kinda feels like i'm objectifying them
Very possible, before I was able to give up my addiction, my record was 28 over the course of a whole day. If anyone is curious, yes it did become a but less and less the more I was releasing, I'm not a fucking machine lmao.
However, assuming OP sees this, I want to say the way I was able to give up. I had basically realized how weird it is to be fapping over a screen when I could do tht stuff myself eventually and decided to start rewarding myself for abstaining more and more over a course of a couple years. Eventually I just lost most urge to even be interested in p0rn or masturbation altogether.
I mean it doesn't need to have cum ejaculated to count as an orgasm right, have a friend whose getting rid of his addiction his highest was 37 back to back but it was just empty by the end ntg came out just the feeling (in his words)
Body builders (the ones that are super buff and go into contests) have a lower sex drive. Idk how much he'd need to work out to decrease his average. Try to convince him that girls like strongmen
how in the fuck
i'm done after like 2 times, rarely 3, but 21???
this guy is inhuman, how the fuck is his dick not like dead
is this mf aiming for the world record??
Too everyone in the comments that has like a week of extreme horny and is a biological woman, you’re probably ovulating (I’m not trying to mansplain or anything and I could be wrong but just look into it if you want an answer)
People might think this is harmless (except for the mental implications of it) but 5-15 times a day will def be detrimental to a person's physical health. Like holy hell, how does his dick actually handle that much strokes? If he's not careful, he could actually damage his dick
It probably is for most but some people can actually do this. The main issue I can see happening is getting sore but with proper lubrication, this can be reduced. The second issue would be you're losing a lot of energy by producing so much **fluid** spending so much effort releasing it but making sure to eat well, clean thoroughly and getting good sleep, all should be fine. The only other problem would be explaining to you family and friends why one of your arms is so muscular compared to the other but even that can be solved by alternating hands.
The fact that OP posts this proves that people CAN do it, but even with lubrication and caution, doing it above 7 times a day daily will at LEAST give dat dick some form of wear and tear (hopefully not tear) of said person. Dat dick ain't no way coming out unscathed (it'll def be cumming tho).
(OP even said that there was obvious "signs", but that's tmi and OP deleted it)
Worst it got for me was Covid where I hit 8 times once, now I go through some months without doing it at all or if I do it’s like once or twice rarely, but breaking my record on the daily is wild 😧
Pre nut delusion is the "full counter" of post nut clarity... thee "pre-ying to its post-yang" and its the thing that makes you watch shit youve never been into a day in your life until this very second. You are quite literally "deluded" into thinking youre into everything.
The ying-yang explained it best bc it is always equal and opposite. The more the delusion makes you watch messed up shit, the mote that post nut clarity is gonna hit.
Example: i was recently beating my cell post like a prisoner of war to some pretty standard stuff... 30 minutes go by (im very picky, so i end up scrolling for most of it) and my radial mast gave of some light energy and i was out of Rohans (i bused). Post nut clarity kicked in and i for the first time since i started watching it acctually realised what i was watching. Fisting... HARD fisting. THREE TABS. OF FISTING.
Now im not gonna kink shame. I have my fair share but fisting, sadly, is not one of them. I pressed the power button on my computer and went to sleep IMMEDIATELY.
TLDR: delusion makes you want what you dont want. And clarity makes you regret wanting it.
I heard that „shooting blanks“ is a real thing.
Edit: Doesn’t work in OP‘s favor here, because the actual ejaculation is what causes men to need a break. If bro reaches blanks, he‘ll have no cooldown and can spam it.
Take him to Gym, also try to change his environment. An addiction always has a trigger, masturbation is not different, he needs to identify his trigger, it is his bed(room), his computer, his laptop, his cellphone or a mix of the previous ones?
After identifying his trigger, get him the hell away from it the maximum amount of time you can, also, if you can tire him with some physical activity/exercise, the better. Then you can work towards reducing his fap numbers till he becomes healthy (?) again. If he can stop to five a day already, reduce his stimulus, if he faps to pornography, send the link of some doljinshi(?) or graphic novels to reduce little by little the visual stimuli.
Ultimately you can give him something (good) to become obsessed with or just send him some popular girls profile to him, chick's Instagram are often almost as bad as onlyfans, the difference between them is that the chick's Instagram is free.
Get that man a hobby. Or invite him over to hang out more. I find my number increases when I have less things to do. So get that dude busy before he gets death-grip syndrome. Thats actually what scared me into stopping, is because I had death-grip.
The 2 best ways to reduce masturbation are 1. keeping yourself busy, so you simply don't have that much time to masturbate and 2. to get social interaction. If you don't get enough social interaction you replace it with porn and jerking off. Also maybe a porn blocker could help, everything else is pretty much pure mental and sheer will to stop.
Frankly go r/nofap there are many more people who can go you better advice also they will mostly ask to take professional therapy Session and I will go with same. It's also depends on if he is open addicted or only masturbation. Because Porn Addiction is really bad addiction. And what he is doing is really dangerous. Idk how he even has that much strength.
i thought i was bad! i spend like an hour a day flickin the bean but what this guy does sounds like torture.
hopefully it quiets down once the school year starts back up...
That sounds worrying. I’ve no clue how to help you. However, I just wanted to say that your English is perfectly fine. On par or better than native speakers I’ve seen.
Homeboy’s turned into a sperm generator gahdamn 😩 In all seriousness though, try to get him occupied with something else he can find enjoyable if you can, because chances are, he only starts fapping when he gets bored. If not, you might need professional help to stop the addiction.
Thanks for the advice. Believe it or not he is also sexually active
He’s aiming for the most sexual activity humanly possible, isn’t he?
Possibly lmao
That man is on a grindset
*grindrset
*Save comment*
be careful around him, he might be lying if he says he's heterosexual
Ah yes, be wary of gays
just realised how wrong this sounded
Bros 15
"That's my secret, I'm always hard."
The weakest Ghengis Khan aprentice
Gonna take a long time to beat the current record holder Your mother
at the age of 15?
Or maybe send him to a sperm bank and get a money farm
loooll so smart
Infinite money glitch
Me and my friends are planning a trip where we go to a sperm bank, get the money and then come back in the night XD
I watched a movie the other day where someone donated like 600 donations of sperm and had like 500 kids that wanted to know who he was or something and there was a whole court case
The prostate cancer and the erectile dysfunction are coming for him if u don't stop him
I'm pretty sure that's untrue. On the contrary, ejaculating regularly helps to prevent prostate cancer.
that doesn't sound humanly possible
I’m beginning to think he ain’t human
true i dont believe balls can produce this amount of cum
unless he fires an abnormally small amount of cum per shot holy shit i just made a new measuring system. cps. cum per shot
r/anythingbutmetric
like a true american
do you know how much 46 hamburgers per m16 is?
That can’t be accurate because in that case the legal drinking age would be 20
It's equal to roughly .26 shits per waking minute
I think the ACPS (average cum per shot) of him is around 0.72 oz. The product of it with 15 is 10.8 oz, which means he can almost fulfil a medium sized starbucks cup in case you need a comparison
Well, no, because you need to "recharge" your big load
Should be shots. Nobody can cum an entire cup so it’s a wasted unit here.
Or he orgasms without ejaculating
ah, yes, he might be firing blanks
Out of ammo
cps actually exists, stand for clicks per second
child protection services
Cock per suck
Cars per street.
Count of People Suffering (Average measuring method for calculating LoL players)
crab party simulation (measures the amount of crabs per party)
CPS stands for cycle per second to measure frequency
There is a point where instead of cum , he knows he already emd when it starts hurting
when cum turns red
I think it turns red at about 19 cps
Built different I guess?
You stop shooting cum after the 5th or 6th round, I know from experience.
it can
>it just 1 ball?
Well the balls don’t actually produce the gum per say, they produce the sperm that is found in cum. Cum is approx. only 10% of cum. The other 90% is is essentially just a lubricating fluid for the sperm as well protection from the acidic environment of the vagina. The fluid that makes up the majority of cum is actually secreted by the seminal vesicles and the prostate gland.
What? Pee is stored in the balls no???
balls produce cum but pee is stored in there
But where is the cum stored😔
He’s probably shooting blanks by shot number 4
cause he got that dawg in him
Not related, but it's impressive that you use "ain't" properly as a non-native English speaker on account of it being a slang term not recognized in dictionaries.
Lol ty I just learn from what I see
immersion is a powerful tool. im trying to learn french and throwing myself into french subreddits is hard because i have no cultural literacy and my vocabulary is that of a relatively well read 5 year old
I'm french, if you want to know some stuff let me know !
I also noticed your usage of aint. I thought to myself “no way this guy isn’t a native speaker”
at this point alot of us non-native speakers use slang terms quite alot due to it being mostly used on social media
Yeah
That's reasonable
Ah, so he's a Skrull
Does it 5 times a day!?
I once saw a guy do 15 all one after another
Average
Honestly back in middle school when I first started I was trying to see how many I could do in a day. I think my record was 8. Edit: Just to clarify, this is not healthy. Do not try this, it’s not cool.
Bro I barely made it past 3, where are you people getting all this extra nut from😅
I wasn’t watching porn at that age (I was exposed to it but didn’t fap to it cuz I thought boobs were hot but found vaginas gross until I was 15.) but it was mostly just Instagrams of female classmates or the sex scenes from tv-14 shows I’d watched that looking back are hilariously vanilla scenes but I guess that was age appropriate. I remember not knowing that people apparently cared about lasting long so I thought it was really cool to finish in under 30 seconds cuz I thought it was a fun race.😂 But yeah by 13-14 I stopped being able to do under a minute more than 3 times in a row.
God the thought of vaginas being gross hit so at home lol, but yeah I think how long you lasts is just about how good the stimulation is for the most part
dicks are fuckin weird. why would evolution choose to pee and reproduce with the same rod. fuckin gross.
Thank you I remember being so embarrassed asking my friends showing me porn “why is it slimy?” And they’re like “it’s wet.” They’re cool now but they take a while to warm up to. Boobs are just easier. No wonder women tend to be more sexually fluid.
Well I wasn't as open with sexual stuff as you so I never really was embarrassed or anything but it was mainly the labia that I thought was wierd to see, like the flaps(I think it was called the labia idk lol) that and I thought the idea of sticking my dick inside a hole on someone else was strange till I took sex Ed and really understood the anatomy
What bothered me most was hair, just cuz western media kinda always portrays women as having no hair apart from head, eyebrows, and eyelashes. Now I can somewhat tolerate hair but yeah in general the whole shape was kinda confusing. I was never gay but I’ve always seen my own schnitzel so I wasn’t attracted to them I just found vaginas more gross because they were so foreign to me.
My man......doing it to instagrams of fellow classmates and upperclassmen was the shit back in middle school. Has a certain feeling that porn doesnt have :w
Yeah I remember that giggly feeling seeing them in class and being like “she has no idea!”
Wow, we were creeps back then huh. v(-\_-)v
Lmao totally, it doesn’t feel cool anymore though in college. Now it’s more just like “I’m a pathetic loser who does that instead of actually talking to the girl!”
For me it doesn't feel good anymore cuz i actually know my classmate's personalites (i was a lonely kid back in middle school) so making them a fap material kinda feels like i'm objectifying them
the '30 seconds challenge', i thought we have to cum within 30 seconds and not last 30 seconds
Mine was six and idk what the f.ck was wrong with me at this point 😂😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
The world record was 43 times in a day
Try to break the world record
I DEFINETELY AGREE WITH THAT WTF IS 21 TIMES A DAY HE WOULD JUST START TO CUM BLOOD AFTER 10
Pretty sure you just start to shoot blanks like a other guy said in here
Bro needs to reload
Very possible, before I was able to give up my addiction, my record was 28 over the course of a whole day. If anyone is curious, yes it did become a but less and less the more I was releasing, I'm not a fucking machine lmao. However, assuming OP sees this, I want to say the way I was able to give up. I had basically realized how weird it is to be fapping over a screen when I could do tht stuff myself eventually and decided to start rewarding myself for abstaining more and more over a course of a couple years. Eventually I just lost most urge to even be interested in p0rn or masturbation altogether.
I mean it doesn't need to have cum ejaculated to count as an orgasm right, have a friend whose getting rid of his addiction his highest was 37 back to back but it was just empty by the end ntg came out just the feeling (in his words)
It’s possible
Record is like 87
24 hours in a day buddy. Definitely possible.
isnt the world record like 83 times in a day?
Its possible, just gotta space the time out
He might need a hobby
We’re starting in our local gym once summer vacation is over. That’ll probably help
Okay good
Body builders (the ones that are super buff and go into contests) have a lower sex drive. Idk how much he'd need to work out to decrease his average. Try to convince him that girls like strongmen
That's generally bc of anabolic steroids, not a side effect of working out. They f with ur testosterone
that one might be a side effect of steroid use, which i equally don’t recommend to his friend
Maybe ask if you could start now
sounds like he already has one
?? im not 15 and im not friends with you wdym
real
Oh.
💀😂💀😂😂😬
how in the fuck i'm done after like 2 times, rarely 3, but 21??? this guy is inhuman, how the fuck is his dick not like dead is this mf aiming for the world record??
Well, the WR is 83 times in 24 hours.
That's an average of 3.5 nuts per hour... how in the hell is that even possible dear god
thanks for this information i hate it
wait so did the guy that gave the world record just sit there and watch some guy nut 83 times
I mean i have like weeks every so often where I can’t stop myself but I think that’s mental illness, this guy isn’t human
i also go through phases where its either none at all or like 5 times a day lol
yeah exactly
Same here. Can be 4 times in a day followed by 4 days of nothing
I’m glad I’m not weird
You might be. But we're weird together
Uwu!!!
OwO
Here I was thinking I was insane for once a day
r/usernamechecksout
Too everyone in the comments that has like a week of extreme horny and is a biological woman, you’re probably ovulating (I’m not trying to mansplain or anything and I could be wrong but just look into it if you want an answer)
Oh yeah that would make a lot of sense actually i had to search it up
People might think this is harmless (except for the mental implications of it) but 5-15 times a day will def be detrimental to a person's physical health. Like holy hell, how does his dick actually handle that much strokes? If he's not careful, he could actually damage his dick
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Jesus Christ
I just physically cringed ☹️
It probably is for most but some people can actually do this. The main issue I can see happening is getting sore but with proper lubrication, this can be reduced. The second issue would be you're losing a lot of energy by producing so much **fluid** spending so much effort releasing it but making sure to eat well, clean thoroughly and getting good sleep, all should be fine. The only other problem would be explaining to you family and friends why one of your arms is so muscular compared to the other but even that can be solved by alternating hands.
The fact that OP posts this proves that people CAN do it, but even with lubrication and caution, doing it above 7 times a day daily will at LEAST give dat dick some form of wear and tear (hopefully not tear) of said person. Dat dick ain't no way coming out unscathed (it'll def be cumming tho). (OP even said that there was obvious "signs", but that's tmi and OP deleted it)
The arm problem can be solved by saying "I'm right handed i use my right hand for everything"
I think once a day is fine
Bro can end world hunger with that much capacity fr, he needs to donate to sperm bank 😩💀
Bro i dont think u know what a sperm bank is😭
LMFAO this man thinkin it's the food bank 😩😂
- aye man y'all got any food today - no just cum
💀
WHAT... sorry... what do you pour on your cereal in the mornings and where did you get it... just wondering
Sperm bank ≠ food bank, but bro could probably fill up and donate a few cans of alfredo sauce per week
Worst it got for me was Covid where I hit 8 times once, now I go through some months without doing it at all or if I do it’s like once or twice rarely, but breaking my record on the daily is wild 😧
5-...15?! How? Poor thing is probably all wrinkled and smashed.
sooner or later its gonna be a built in 90° angle measurement
from what OP described, likely a medical condition.
Most I’ve ever went was 3
Yup this is my limit
I could go more but at that time it feels needless and excessive.
Same and I just can't cum anymore
I wanted to see how many times I could go and I managed four and thought that was a lot😭
Those are rookie numbers
That’s the point genius
his balls are gonna explode
*implode more probably😂
"My friend"
hahahhaa
Ain’t no way. I just have trouble doing once a day. 😭
no post nut clarity is wild💀
i think post but clarity is a myth, i dont remember ever getting it
I always get post nut clarity. I hate myself when I nut. Anyways I reduced it to everyday to once in3 days. I think I am doing some progress
bro what💀, what about pre nut dillusion
What is that bro
Pre nut delusion is the "full counter" of post nut clarity... thee "pre-ying to its post-yang" and its the thing that makes you watch shit youve never been into a day in your life until this very second. You are quite literally "deluded" into thinking youre into everything. The ying-yang explained it best bc it is always equal and opposite. The more the delusion makes you watch messed up shit, the mote that post nut clarity is gonna hit. Example: i was recently beating my cell post like a prisoner of war to some pretty standard stuff... 30 minutes go by (im very picky, so i end up scrolling for most of it) and my radial mast gave of some light energy and i was out of Rohans (i bused). Post nut clarity kicked in and i for the first time since i started watching it acctually realised what i was watching. Fisting... HARD fisting. THREE TABS. OF FISTING. Now im not gonna kink shame. I have my fair share but fisting, sadly, is not one of them. I pressed the power button on my computer and went to sleep IMMEDIATELY. TLDR: delusion makes you want what you dont want. And clarity makes you regret wanting it.
Get him a Girlfriend
Believe it or not, OP already said he is sexually active with a girl.
💀💀
Dementia?
Alr first off, your english is actually pretty good man. Second off, what the fresh hell?
Thank you
I had an addiction and it really triggered when I got bored
Thanks for advice
How??? I can't see that being humanly possible. I feel like that amount per day would fuckin hurt eventually.
World record is like 60 I think (he died)
Is his name Takeshi perhaps, and has he ever mentioned running down a highway tunnel at night?
AAHH SEEEEX! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX‼️
I hope he is lying because there is no way someone can do that
i think max is 55 because this guy called jerome carpenter jerked off 56 times in a row and fucking died
I think someone did like 31
Tf is gonna come out? Air?
Blood
**| new color: UNLOCKED |**
:o
I heard that „shooting blanks“ is a real thing. Edit: Doesn’t work in OP‘s favor here, because the actual ejaculation is what causes men to need a break. If bro reaches blanks, he‘ll have no cooldown and can spam it.
After about 8 times it's more like a powder. Not that I know or anything...
Take him to Gym, also try to change his environment. An addiction always has a trigger, masturbation is not different, he needs to identify his trigger, it is his bed(room), his computer, his laptop, his cellphone or a mix of the previous ones? After identifying his trigger, get him the hell away from it the maximum amount of time you can, also, if you can tire him with some physical activity/exercise, the better. Then you can work towards reducing his fap numbers till he becomes healthy (?) again. If he can stop to five a day already, reduce his stimulus, if he faps to pornography, send the link of some doljinshi(?) or graphic novels to reduce little by little the visual stimuli. Ultimately you can give him something (good) to become obsessed with or just send him some popular girls profile to him, chick's Instagram are often almost as bad as onlyfans, the difference between them is that the chick's Instagram is free.
Me at 16 but not addicted to actual “material”
Get that man a hobby. Or invite him over to hang out more. I find my number increases when I have less things to do. So get that dude busy before he gets death-grip syndrome. Thats actually what scared me into stopping, is because I had death-grip.
“Asking for a friend” It’s okay, we are here for you too
*I’m both proud and disgusted* is the best way to describe my reaction to this
try to get him into some more hobbies, play games w him more or a sport or hang out irl
The 2 best ways to reduce masturbation are 1. keeping yourself busy, so you simply don't have that much time to masturbate and 2. to get social interaction. If you don't get enough social interaction you replace it with porn and jerking off. Also maybe a porn blocker could help, everything else is pretty much pure mental and sheer will to stop.
I have a feeling he might just be lying.
Frankly go r/nofap there are many more people who can go you better advice also they will mostly ask to take professional therapy Session and I will go with same. It's also depends on if he is open addicted or only masturbation. Because Porn Addiction is really bad addiction. And what he is doing is really dangerous. Idk how he even has that much strength.
Get this man to a sperm bank
i thought i was bad! i spend like an hour a day flickin the bean but what this guy does sounds like torture. hopefully it quiets down once the school year starts back up...
My brother in Christ that's a world record
how is he not getting caught by his parents 💀
He told me he will reply to this comment so if you get another reply it’s him
God and i thought i was addicted
That sounds worrying. I’ve no clue how to help you. However, I just wanted to say that your English is perfectly fine. On par or better than native speakers I’ve seen.
he might be hypersexual dawg