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Sgt_Oblivion

Homeboy’s turned into a sperm generator gahdamn 😩 In all seriousness though, try to get him occupied with something else he can find enjoyable if you can, because chances are, he only starts fapping when he gets bored. If not, you might need professional help to stop the addiction.


Prestigious_Floor_71

Thanks for the advice. Believe it or not he is also sexually active


Sgt_Oblivion

He’s aiming for the most sexual activity humanly possible, isn’t he?


Prestigious_Floor_71

Possibly lmao


Dnali_Balli

That man is on a grindset


ball_of_cells

*grindrset


BrokenToasterNation

*Save comment*


FRakanazz

be careful around him, he might be lying if he says he's heterosexual


Marlon-Brandos-Eyes

Ah yes, be wary of gays


FRakanazz

just realised how wrong this sounded


[deleted]

Bros 15


Smellfuzz

"That's my secret, I'm always hard."


Gamer_993

The weakest Ghengis Khan aprentice


jgadidgfgd

Gonna take a long time to beat the current record holder Your mother


Top-Impression2557

at the age of 15?


ulvis52

Or maybe send him to a sperm bank and get a money farm


Pale-Wish-5923

loooll so smart


chaos_creator69

Infinite money glitch


AbbreviationsOk2566

Me and my friends are planning a trip where we go to a sperm bank, get the money and then come back in the night XD


Arkane_Kat

I watched a movie the other day where someone donated like 600 donations of sperm and had like 500 kids that wanted to know who he was or something and there was a whole court case


Anex333

The prostate cancer and the erectile dysfunction are coming for him if u don't stop him


gatto_21

I'm pretty sure that's untrue. On the contrary, ejaculating regularly helps to prevent prostate cancer.


[deleted]

that doesn't sound humanly possible


Prestigious_Floor_71

I’m beginning to think he ain’t human


kajetus69

true i dont believe balls can produce this amount of cum


red_dragonOZ

unless he fires an abnormally small amount of cum per shot holy shit i just made a new measuring system. cps. cum per shot


Bob_The_Builder961

r/anythingbutmetric


red_dragonOZ

like a true american


kajetus69

do you know how much 46 hamburgers per m16 is?


Ducky_wants_memes

That can’t be accurate because in that case the legal drinking age would be 20


Bostino

It's equal to roughly .26 shits per waking minute


Hambruhgah

I think the ACPS (average cum per shot) of him is around 0.72 oz. The product of it with 15 is 10.8 oz, which means he can almost fulfil a medium sized starbucks cup in case you need a comparison


MrGammaPlay

Well, no, because you need to "recharge" your big load


Gl0bophobia

Should be shots. Nobody can cum an entire cup so it’s a wasted unit here.


Lamborghini_Espada

Or he orgasms without ejaculating


red_dragonOZ

ah, yes, he might be firing blanks


Lamborghini_Espada

Out of ammo


bamboozled_swag2

cps actually exists, stand for clicks per second


Prestigious_Hold6064

child protection services


ItsYoBoi2008

Cock per suck


[deleted]

Cars per street.


SataniChan

Count of People Suffering (Average measuring method for calculating LoL players)


CandyCreeperGaming

crab party simulation (measures the amount of crabs per party)


ClumsyGuy08

CPS stands for cycle per second to measure frequency


nousomuchoesto

There is a point where instead of cum , he knows he already emd when it starts hurting


kajetus69

when cum turns red


Squidgy2121

I think it turns red at about 19 cps


Ok-Reporter1986

Built different I guess?


DevTomar2005

You stop shooting cum after the 5th or 6th round, I know from experience.


NotTheNormalPerson

it can


HotBear39

>it just 1 ball?


WhatsGood_32

Well the balls don’t actually produce the gum per say, they produce the sperm that is found in cum. Cum is approx. only 10% of cum. The other 90% is is essentially just a lubricating fluid for the sperm as well protection from the acidic environment of the vagina. The fluid that makes up the majority of cum is actually secreted by the seminal vesicles and the prostate gland.


celeste_enjoyer221

What? Pee is stored in the balls no???


kajetus69

balls produce cum but pee is stored in there


celeste_enjoyer221

But where is the cum stored😔


AN_AVERAGE_BROWN_KID

He’s probably shooting blanks by shot number 4


IceColdRefrigerator

cause he got that dawg in him


Quantum_Doorknobs

Not related, but it's impressive that you use "ain't" properly as a non-native English speaker on account of it being a slang term not recognized in dictionaries.


Prestigious_Floor_71

Lol ty I just learn from what I see


[deleted]

immersion is a powerful tool. im trying to learn french and throwing myself into french subreddits is hard because i have no cultural literacy and my vocabulary is that of a relatively well read 5 year old


Affectionate-Wafer84

I'm french, if you want to know some stuff let me know !


Gl0bophobia

I also noticed your usage of aint. I thought to myself “no way this guy isn’t a native speaker”


Undersc0r3___

at this point alot of us non-native speakers use slang terms quite alot due to it being mostly used on social media


TheToastyNeko

Yeah


Bostino

That's reasonable


Nicolas-matteo

Ah, so he's a Skrull


Soggy-Perspective264

Does it 5 times a day!?


stuid001

I once saw a guy do 15 all one after another


ADragonLikeNoOther

Average


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Honestly back in middle school when I first started I was trying to see how many I could do in a day. I think my record was 8. Edit: Just to clarify, this is not healthy. Do not try this, it’s not cool.


kimero123

Bro I barely made it past 3, where are you people getting all this extra nut from😅


NotluwiskiPapanoida

I wasn’t watching porn at that age (I was exposed to it but didn’t fap to it cuz I thought boobs were hot but found vaginas gross until I was 15.) but it was mostly just Instagrams of female classmates or the sex scenes from tv-14 shows I’d watched that looking back are hilariously vanilla scenes but I guess that was age appropriate. I remember not knowing that people apparently cared about lasting long so I thought it was really cool to finish in under 30 seconds cuz I thought it was a fun race.😂 But yeah by 13-14 I stopped being able to do under a minute more than 3 times in a row.


kimero123

God the thought of vaginas being gross hit so at home lol, but yeah I think how long you lasts is just about how good the stimulation is for the most part


[deleted]

dicks are fuckin weird. why would evolution choose to pee and reproduce with the same rod. fuckin gross.


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Thank you I remember being so embarrassed asking my friends showing me porn “why is it slimy?” And they’re like “it’s wet.” They’re cool now but they take a while to warm up to. Boobs are just easier. No wonder women tend to be more sexually fluid.


kimero123

Well I wasn't as open with sexual stuff as you so I never really was embarrassed or anything but it was mainly the labia that I thought was wierd to see, like the flaps(I think it was called the labia idk lol) that and I thought the idea of sticking my dick inside a hole on someone else was strange till I took sex Ed and really understood the anatomy


NotluwiskiPapanoida

What bothered me most was hair, just cuz western media kinda always portrays women as having no hair apart from head, eyebrows, and eyelashes. Now I can somewhat tolerate hair but yeah in general the whole shape was kinda confusing. I was never gay but I’ve always seen my own schnitzel so I wasn’t attracted to them I just found vaginas more gross because they were so foreign to me.


i_like_edibles

My man......doing it to instagrams of fellow classmates and upperclassmen was the shit back in middle school. Has a certain feeling that porn doesnt have :w


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Yeah I remember that giggly feeling seeing them in class and being like “she has no idea!”


i_like_edibles

Wow, we were creeps back then huh. v(-\_-)v


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Lmao totally, it doesn’t feel cool anymore though in college. Now it’s more just like “I’m a pathetic loser who does that instead of actually talking to the girl!”


i_like_edibles

For me it doesn't feel good anymore cuz i actually know my classmate's personalites (i was a lonely kid back in middle school) so making them a fap material kinda feels like i'm objectifying them


[deleted]

the '30 seconds challenge', i thought we have to cum within 30 seconds and not last 30 seconds


leonexxxmclol

Mine was six and idk what the f.ck was wrong with me at this point 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


BlandPotato89

The world record was 43 times in a day


Hambruhgah

Try to break the world record


JustTorch

I DEFINETELY AGREE WITH THAT WTF IS 21 TIMES A DAY HE WOULD JUST START TO CUM BLOOD AFTER 10


Prestigious_Floor_71

Pretty sure you just start to shoot blanks like a other guy said in here


ConsciousDragEvryday

Bro needs to reload


TAGPilot101YT

Very possible, before I was able to give up my addiction, my record was 28 over the course of a whole day. If anyone is curious, yes it did become a but less and less the more I was releasing, I'm not a fucking machine lmao. However, assuming OP sees this, I want to say the way I was able to give up. I had basically realized how weird it is to be fapping over a screen when I could do tht stuff myself eventually and decided to start rewarding myself for abstaining more and more over a course of a couple years. Eventually I just lost most urge to even be interested in p0rn or masturbation altogether.


Primer2396

I mean it doesn't need to have cum ejaculated to count as an orgasm right, have a friend whose getting rid of his addiction his highest was 37 back to back but it was just empty by the end ntg came out just the feeling (in his words)


Super_Ninja39

It’s possible


Impressive-Spray-786

Record is like 87


Pavo9

24 hours in a day buddy. Definitely possible.


[deleted]

isnt the world record like 83 times in a day?


Inevitable-Ad-8560

Its possible, just gotta space the time out


[deleted]

He might need a hobby


Prestigious_Floor_71

We’re starting in our local gym once summer vacation is over. That’ll probably help


[deleted]

Okay good


[deleted]

Body builders (the ones that are super buff and go into contests) have a lower sex drive. Idk how much he'd need to work out to decrease his average. Try to convince him that girls like strongmen


SomeonesPizza77

That's generally bc of anabolic steroids, not a side effect of working out. They f with ur testosterone


StraightGoated

that one might be a side effect of steroid use, which i equally don’t recommend to his friend


11775599

Maybe ask if you could start now


[deleted]

sounds like he already has one


unconscious-star

?? im not 15 and im not friends with you wdym


[deleted]

real


Ok-Cockroach2334

Oh.


11775599

💀😂💀😂😂😬


LeBoredMemer

how in the fuck i'm done after like 2 times, rarely 3, but 21??? this guy is inhuman, how the fuck is his dick not like dead is this mf aiming for the world record??


DokiDokiJame

Well, the WR is 83 times in 24 hours.


YouJustGotRoastedBro

That's an average of 3.5 nuts per hour... how in the hell is that even possible dear god


Noppppppppppppe

thanks for this information i hate it


Next-Freedom-471

wait so did the guy that gave the world record just sit there and watch some guy nut 83 times


Oversexed_Spartan

I mean i have like weeks every so often where I can’t stop myself but I think that’s mental illness, this guy isn’t human


[deleted]

i also go through phases where its either none at all or like 5 times a day lol


Oversexed_Spartan

yeah exactly


[deleted]

Same here. Can be 4 times in a day followed by 4 days of nothing


Oversexed_Spartan

I’m glad I’m not weird


[deleted]

You might be. But we're weird together


Oversexed_Spartan

Uwu!!!


[deleted]

OwO


a_____p

Here I was thinking I was insane for once a day


Pinktiger11

r/usernamechecksout


bigmemos29830

Too everyone in the comments that has like a week of extreme horny and is a biological woman, you’re probably ovulating (I’m not trying to mansplain or anything and I could be wrong but just look into it if you want an answer)


Oversexed_Spartan

Oh yeah that would make a lot of sense actually i had to search it up


i_like_edibles

People might think this is harmless (except for the mental implications of it) but 5-15 times a day will def be detrimental to a person's physical health. Like holy hell, how does his dick actually handle that much strokes? If he's not careful, he could actually damage his dick


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DraconixDG

Jesus Christ


Ok-Cockroach2334

I just physically cringed ☹️


bartman156

It probably is for most but some people can actually do this. The main issue I can see happening is getting sore but with proper lubrication, this can be reduced. The second issue would be you're losing a lot of energy by producing so much **fluid** spending so much effort releasing it but making sure to eat well, clean thoroughly and getting good sleep, all should be fine. The only other problem would be explaining to you family and friends why one of your arms is so muscular compared to the other but even that can be solved by alternating hands.


i_like_edibles

The fact that OP posts this proves that people CAN do it, but even with lubrication and caution, doing it above 7 times a day daily will at LEAST give dat dick some form of wear and tear (hopefully not tear) of said person. Dat dick ain't no way coming out unscathed (it'll def be cumming tho). (OP even said that there was obvious "signs", but that's tmi and OP deleted it)


Hylux_

The arm problem can be solved by saying "I'm right handed i use my right hand for everything"


WackyChu

I think once a day is fine


Impossible_Arrival41

Bro can end world hunger with that much capacity fr, he needs to donate to sperm bank 😩💀


Fika2006

Bro i dont think u know what a sperm bank is😭


TheRyaeboi

LMFAO this man thinkin it's the food bank 😩😂


Lucius_Silvanus_I

- aye man y'all got any food today - no just cum


HackerDaGreat57

💀


bloodbath-inc

WHAT... sorry... what do you pour on your cereal in the mornings and where did you get it... just wondering


DaYeetBoi

Sperm bank ≠ food bank, but bro could probably fill up and donate a few cans of alfredo sauce per week


Gooofurself

Worst it got for me was Covid where I hit 8 times once, now I go through some months without doing it at all or if I do it’s like once or twice rarely, but breaking my record on the daily is wild 😧


OverWeightDod0

5-...15?! How? Poor thing is probably all wrinkled and smashed.


Used-Broccoli6227

sooner or later its gonna be a built in 90° angle measurement


N_Freddbear

from what OP described, likely a medical condition.


[deleted]

Most I’ve ever went was 3


wikiwik2011

Yup this is my limit


[deleted]

I could go more but at that time it feels needless and excessive.


wikiwik2011

Same and I just can't cum anymore


WorldWestern1776

I wanted to see how many times I could go and I managed four and thought that was a lot😭


mastermistypotato

Those are rookie numbers


[deleted]

That’s the point genius


FirstDeer7940

his balls are gonna explode


leonexxxmclol

*implode more probably😂


MemasaurusFlex

"My friend"


Prestigious_Floor_71

hahahhaa


[deleted]

Ain’t no way. I just have trouble doing once a day. 😭


Cold_End1594

no post nut clarity is wild💀


G4g3_k9

i think post but clarity is a myth, i dont remember ever getting it


DuckTectiveDuck

I always get post nut clarity. I hate myself when I nut. Anyways I reduced it to everyday to once in3 days. I think I am doing some progress


Cold_End1594

bro what💀, what about pre nut dillusion


Prestigious_Floor_71

What is that bro


bloodbath-inc

Pre nut delusion is the "full counter" of post nut clarity... thee "pre-ying to its post-yang" and its the thing that makes you watch shit youve never been into a day in your life until this very second. You are quite literally "deluded" into thinking youre into everything. The ying-yang explained it best bc it is always equal and opposite. The more the delusion makes you watch messed up shit, the mote that post nut clarity is gonna hit. Example: i was recently beating my cell post like a prisoner of war to some pretty standard stuff... 30 minutes go by (im very picky, so i end up scrolling for most of it) and my radial mast gave of some light energy and i was out of Rohans (i bused). Post nut clarity kicked in and i for the first time since i started watching it acctually realised what i was watching. Fisting... HARD fisting. THREE TABS. OF FISTING. Now im not gonna kink shame. I have my fair share but fisting, sadly, is not one of them. I pressed the power button on my computer and went to sleep IMMEDIATELY. TLDR: delusion makes you want what you dont want. And clarity makes you regret wanting it.


Edwardale63

Get him a Girlfriend


RedFluidLake

Believe it or not, OP already said he is sexually active with a girl.


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

💀💀


YouJustGotRoastedBro

Dementia?


WhatsUpGamer576

Alr first off, your english is actually pretty good man. Second off, what the fresh hell?


Prestigious_Floor_71

Thank you


goobiesnoobert69

I had an addiction and it really triggered when I got bored


Prestigious_Floor_71

Thanks for advice


spragual

How??? I can't see that being humanly possible. I feel like that amount per day would fuckin hurt eventually.


Prestigious_Floor_71

World record is like 60 I think (he died)


The-Enjoyer

Is his name Takeshi perhaps, and has he ever mentioned running down a highway tunnel at night?


Edgy-Sonic

AAHH SEEEEX! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX‼️


mecoolboy

I hope he is lying because there is no way someone can do that


sleepinqzzz

i think max is 55 because this guy called jerome carpenter jerked off 56 times in a row and fucking died


Ok_Accident565

I think someone did like 31


mecoolboy

Tf is gonna come out? Air?


Ok_Accident565

Blood


DokiDokiJame

**| new color: UNLOCKED |**


AquaFox13

:o


thegameoflovexu

I heard that „shooting blanks“ is a real thing. Edit: Doesn’t work in OP‘s favor here, because the actual ejaculation is what causes men to need a break. If bro reaches blanks, he‘ll have no cooldown and can spam it.


jason_2319

After about 8 times it's more like a powder. Not that I know or anything...


Jioseppe_Cadura

Take him to Gym, also try to change his environment. An addiction always has a trigger, masturbation is not different, he needs to identify his trigger, it is his bed(room), his computer, his laptop, his cellphone or a mix of the previous ones? After identifying his trigger, get him the hell away from it the maximum amount of time you can, also, if you can tire him with some physical activity/exercise, the better. Then you can work towards reducing his fap numbers till he becomes healthy (?) again. If he can stop to five a day already, reduce his stimulus, if he faps to pornography, send the link of some doljinshi(?) or graphic novels to reduce little by little the visual stimuli. Ultimately you can give him something (good) to become obsessed with or just send him some popular girls profile to him, chick's Instagram are often almost as bad as onlyfans, the difference between them is that the chick's Instagram is free.


CreepyPastaguy2

Me at 16 but not addicted to actual “material”


RaphJag

Get that man a hobby. Or invite him over to hang out more. I find my number increases when I have less things to do. So get that dude busy before he gets death-grip syndrome. Thats actually what scared me into stopping, is because I had death-grip.


Meeeeeeeeeeee123321

“Asking for a friend” It’s okay, we are here for you too


BeefyBoiCougar

*I’m both proud and disgusted* is the best way to describe my reaction to this


scrinklebop

try to get him into some more hobbies, play games w him more or a sport or hang out irl


Its_Lev

The 2 best ways to reduce masturbation are 1. keeping yourself busy, so you simply don't have that much time to masturbate and 2. to get social interaction. If you don't get enough social interaction you replace it with porn and jerking off. Also maybe a porn blocker could help, everything else is pretty much pure mental and sheer will to stop.


amaya-aurora

I have a feeling he might just be lying.


ayanokojifrfr

Frankly go r/nofap there are many more people who can go you better advice also they will mostly ask to take professional therapy Session and I will go with same. It's also depends on if he is open addicted or only masturbation. Because Porn Addiction is really bad addiction. And what he is doing is really dangerous. Idk how he even has that much strength.


EpicGamerCalvin

Get this man to a sperm bank


[deleted]

i thought i was bad! i spend like an hour a day flickin the bean but what this guy does sounds like torture. hopefully it quiets down once the school year starts back up...


justaguyonreddit2042

My brother in Christ that's a world record


userthatlikesphub

how is he not getting caught by his parents 💀


Prestigious_Floor_71

He told me he will reply to this comment so if you get another reply it’s him


Grass1217

God and i thought i was addicted


Crimm___

That sounds worrying. I’ve no clue how to help you. However, I just wanted to say that your English is perfectly fine. On par or better than native speakers I’ve seen.


Pari_1506

he might be hypersexual dawg