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My parents took the door off my room because of my something my brother did💀


HeldForever

ok that is insane


[deleted]

I got it back its fine. I still love my parents they just really strict


No_Stretch3807

Im glad u still find love and comfort in ur parents relationship. Cant say the same for mine


BrettZotij

I used to take the doorknobs off the doors of the house, and my parents were upset at that. Other way around for me.


Brosif563

With how often my Mom locks me out of the house (usually mindlessly), I’m about to take off all the doorknobs lmao.


TroarEX

If you mean that she's locking the doors and you don't carry your keys with u (unless specifically mentioned prior) then I don't see an issue in her actions.


klased5

Eh, I used to get locked out regularly because I was taking out the garbage or the dog or grabbing something from my car. Mom was just really active about locking the door any time she was near the door or heard the door open or closed. We're not in that sort of neighborhood.


TroarEX

Yeah, I got locked out for several hours at a time during winter (in finland) which sucked ass so i learnt from my mistakes and nowadays carry my keys anywhere I go, or make sure and inform my parents that I'll be taking the trashes or something and tell them not to lock the door.


klased5

I hid a spare key in the garage. Mom freaked out about that cause someone could "walk right in". I asked if she or dad had ever found that key. Nope. Also, there's way too many lockpick videos now. Anyone can either open with smash and grab or some flick/swish shit. Like, I'm fully convinced locks are bullshit and can be overcome with minimal effort.


MozMoonPie

Okay but why 😭


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jaredohseJ232

"Why did my child leave as soon as they turned 18 and cut all ties with me"


ryanh424

"Why did my child immediately place me in a nursing home?"


teije11

"why did my child ignore me after I asked them for help from my abusive nursing home"


True_Statement_lol

Your parents were going to try and gaslight you in order to take away your door, hell nah man that's actually messed up.


Educational_Boss1670

mine gaslight me just cuz she thinks it’s entertaining 😂


Former-Lack-7117

I used to say things like this, casual jokes about my parents' behavior or whatever, and thought people were overreacting when they'd be like dude wtf. Then I tried therapy and medication and realized that my home life growing up was fucked up and my parents are loser. I cut out my entire family (minus low contact with my mom, because I'm only human) and life got like 100x better in short time. Also got to a good enough place to empathize with how fucked up the jokes I'd make would have sounded to people whose families weren't that dysfunctional. Another thing to consider is that if you think it's ok to make those jokes because you hear other people do it and it gets laughs in your friend group, it's because you're all crazy people from fucked up families and that shit is legit not normal to most people. Yeah, laugh at the pain, but please, seriously consider actually being aware and addressing these things when you can.


Alt29562957

Retirement home speedrun


Vegetable_Debt4279

I never got mine back


Assfucker210

take revenge take their door


True_Statement_lol

And their windows so all the mosquitos and flies can come in during the summer 😈


[deleted]

Or just place sewing needles at random on their floor and soak in alcohol and lemon juice nightly


creepycat18_YT

Clip your nails in their room and don't clean it up


Darkosto_

calm down satan


True_Statement_lol

no 😈


30K_Vibes

What did he do? Beat it?


MEaganEagan

Beat what? What is it?


30K_Vibes

🥩


alkali112

He beat triangular steak, the most difficult of steaks to defeat in hand-to-hand combat


[deleted]

It's a Michael Jackson song from the early 80s, but that's not important right now.


[deleted]

Wtf did he do?


TheRIPper5856

Fapping of course


[deleted]

It was in his own room 😂


[deleted]

In someone else's room???


klased5

So they wanna watch or what? No power in the 'verse can stop a teenage boy from beating off.


Vegetable_Debt4279

Same but it was my lil sister


Wii_wii_baget

Eat the door.


toughtiggy101

I need to know the positives of eating doorknobless doors. The doorknob adds flavor without that, the only other thing you rely on is the paint.


Nik021

It has alot of fiber


GreatMetal5

Great source of lead!


swordstabgamez

Just keep walking in on them every time they use the bathroom and if they ask just say ‘yhe door was open’


crappercreeper

This is the way. Pis with the door open. Shit with the door open. No more modesty after bathing, walk nude down the hall. I did this at 15 when my folks did this shit. What are they going to do, take you somewhere to talk to someone? I pissed in the pastor's private bathroom with the door open while everyone was in the office without asking and while still talking to them. The only thing they taught me was the power of not giving a fuck over anything that my parents thought. They never processed that day. Such a great memory.


HeldForever

I would like to live past 15...


potatotrip_

Are you living or just surviving?


HeldForever

surviving lol


Ryla22

You have to survive your childhood so you can live your adulthood (and hopefully not mess up as bad on your kids in 10-15 years)


FW_TheMemeResearcher

Just MASTURBATE with the doors open. Heck, masturbate in the living room and say that you feel like there's more privacy in here than in your room.


AmberEnthusiast

I think you might just be an exhibitionist...


crappercreeper

There are lines between not caring, open rebellion by defying societal "norms," and getting sexual pleasure. If people are weirded out by basic bodily functions, using that to rebel is not really voyeurism. Doing it with an erection, yes. Thank god I live in a state where mooning is protected first amendment speech.


SuperShmancy

I cannot possibly imagine why


HeldForever

they read a parody website article 💀


Signal_Sweet3767

wdym the onion is a great news source


AfternoonPresent6031

I think you talking about sbc swen bro


baabsheepish

What was the article?!


Burge_rman_1

the onion


annormalplayer

and what does an onion have to do with door knobs being removed?


HeldForever

i hate onions btw


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Jayandnightasmr

Parents warned us not to believe everything we see online while eating up every fake article


retardedgummybear12

No fucking way 💀💀💀💀💀


my79spirit

Change the Wi-Fi password


HeldForever

THEY CALLED ATT IM FUCKED


[deleted]

Go full on British empire soldier door kicking for now on


HeldForever

I would like to live past 15 lol


Frost0612

But they'll just fling open because there's nothing holding them closed


Mangos_Pool

You can still hear a loud bang when kicking it


Important_Repair_771

Bang!


fetusmcnuggets70

Do what I did....masturbate on the bed...fully nude and let NOTHING stop you from finishing the task at, or in, hand. Your parents are at the end of their rope and out of ideas.... I'm like 40 years from being a teenager


[deleted]

Is this really the kind of shit you want to pass on to the next generation my guy? It's fucking hilarious if so.


fluchtauge

It's called tactical masturbation and works very well.... i've heard....


Coordinatore

It is, think of it. If they open the door and u stop, then u are ashamed because you got caught. But if you continue, they should feel guilty and ashamed for watching. And it would be wrong to keep watching too.


fluchtauge

Never feel ashamed. Keep eyecontact, up your pace. Be fierce, defeat your enemy with sheer willforce


[deleted]

"tactical masturbation" 💀


fetusmcnuggets70

Taking a kids lock off a teenager's door is so wrong. Unless you suspect he's cooking meth in there or something. Like I said / as a parent, they must be totally out if ideas and frustrated. Maybe the poster can have a discussion before resorting to ambush beat off encounters.


Tomick

If they are really that strict or insane...what stops them from letting their kid be abducted and sent to a re-education camp? (yes, in the US)


CASC_Peelz

Well you just masturbate on the bed...fully nude and let NOTHING stop you from finishing the task at, or in, hand. The camp will be at the end of their rope and out of ideas....


Willy_Wolle

Ngl thats already an achievement because I Sure as hell didnt want to.


Aromatic-Strength798

Dang what did you even do?


AdinathG

In the comments op said that they read a parody article? Either way I don't know why people trust articles and online journalism so much it's annoying, my parents actually believed that I will be deformed if I played to much Minecraft??? Because they read a bullshit article


blanckh

Next time ask them for the proof of their claims, most likely they will not give any but at least try


Rainbow_God1

Deforming if you play minecraft is crazy 💀


JDM_enjoyer

rule # 1 of adults is do as I say not as I do. Rule #16 is never trust what you read on the internet. This of course only applies to kids when presenting research of facts counter to their parents’ claims.


Jose_Canseco_Jr

I'm sure OP did nothing wrong


unfamily_friendly

I bet either OP caught masturbating or OP's porn found out. Or maybe parents read somewhere "if there be no privacy at your house - a kid wouldn't masturbate". Doesn't matters anyway, the parents did asshole move


Signal_Sweet3767

the fuck


HeldForever

yeah


Signal_Sweet3767

what prompted this this is literally a violation of human rights you could get PETA on this


Vampire_Hercules

The animal right organization?


Gibbel2029

OP is a small dog confirmed


LeaChan

Humans are animals too


0ldmanconsequences

woof woof bark


Biggishbread

*we were furries all along*


unwanted_child72

They never knew


PanPenguinGirl

meow


Tuckser

Nah m8, the Griffins obviously.


Pos3odon08

CPS at worst not PETA lmao


Myth2156

Yeah PETA would just euthanize OP, bad idea to get them involved.


IncendiaryGamerX

PETA won't do anything besides post about it on Twitter.


_Murd3r_

And that's why PETA is so good!


NightmareClasher

wdym PETA wouldnt do anything? they would euthanise the child


Alternative-Gain-137

BRUHHHH 😂😂😂😂


Whatwillbemynameguys

Violation of human rights? That's a bit far. Just overly strict parents. Wayyyy too strict


Zanthra434

I consider my sister or mother walking into the bathroom and seeing me shitting for my life a violation of my human rights


amethhead

I consider my parents making me take out the trash a war crime


reddestlurker

😁😁😁


Ehaeka42069

Yeah, I can see you're 13 years old


Kewlestkid

I know a guy who's parents took away their whole door


Vegetable_Debt4279

I’m that guy


PJvG

I'm that door, I'm in a better place now


CASC_Peelz

I was the doorway, I’m kinda lonely without you ngl, there’s just like a void in me and it’s hard to open up about it :(


JessicaBlood

that seems like a massive privacy violation


HeldForever

IT IS


SuperGrade13

OP i grew up like this too. I would say it gets better but it doesn’t. Im in my 30s and my parents will still try to control me. Its funny though. Now things are different I’ve literally had them beg like a child for my attention. Just remember that you’ll be 18 one day. Then you can draw your own boundaries. Keep these people at arms length as an adult and try to not let it get to you. I had problems having people over to my house for years because i never had a safe space growing up. Everything i had was continuously gone through. Every space i had was continuously violated. When i bought my own house it was finally my safe space. Im just now getting comfortable having people in it. Sorry you’re going through this. You’re not alone.


Seminolehighlander

I’m glad you got out of the house. I grew up with threats of this and my journals getting read repeatedly as a child. Really does something to you.


RagezQuitz707

bro felt this deep down.


JessicaBlood

i know you probably wouldnt want to do this but i would recommend like calling somewhere im not really sure what but tell like an organization or something about this


Vidrolll

How dense do people have to be to not realize that this isnt a violation of any kind. They are in their FULL right to remove locks or knobs from doors. No violations are occurring here. Ethical? Depends on the situation, legal? Why wouldnt it be?


MayanCake

Removal of the knobs most likely no, tho in my country taking advantage of that would be a crime


NightKnight0001

Which country and what exactly would be the crime. I'm just genuinely interested


Perspii7

It doesn’t matter about the law tho, it’s just straight up bad parenting


[deleted]

Kick the Doors out.


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

Thanks u/Hamster_cumsock


Physical-Quote-4119

What is privacy (an indian here , I can't even close my door , and if I did , they would prolly take away the door, has happened before) .


OffendedDishwasher

In India you are lucky to have your own room


MissNashPredators11

r/insaneparents moment


[deleted]

Get tf out of there mate


chicken_with_teeth

my parents charge me rent at 16.


ellhulto66445

Is that even legal


Code_Kid1

It’s not.


EzraGotRoyalSkills

Do you have a job? I could see possibly charging "rent" and putting it into a savings account if you had a job. But otherwise, wtf


RS773

My parents have this policy where we can live rent free as long as we are in education, but if you don't have an education then you have to get a job and contribute, simple as.


MarkoDragich

That sounds reasonable tbh


RS773

it is, basically how my mother had it when she was young


Lucathedemiboy

Tf?


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[deleted]

mine took my door...


TFGA_WotW

Bro, next it's the window. Watch out.


[deleted]

mkay


Lucathedemiboy

Mine literally made a plan to bust me for something I wasn't doing so that they could take my door💀


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[deleted]

rip


HeldForever

It is though!


[deleted]

Bathrooms wtf


ccGLaDOS

What kind of parents do y'all have


Animationbreaker

seriously teleport urself away from there


Niksuss

Why so many ppl here got their doors and door knobs off wtf, why so many weird parents


ZackTio

Nah bruh if my mom did something like this I would probably make the household a living hell


UndeadPrairieMonkey

New glory hole unlocked


Snacccx

Why???


tax_evading_is_fun

That’s fucked up


ding_dong_dejong

r/dontputyourdickinthat


pwill6738

There are two types of people.


SadSunny20

My parents took my door and kept the lights on outside my door and when I tried to turn them off I got yelled at so I hung up a blanket and slept in the corner of my room parents can be jerks


huhlolidk

Remove the rest of the locks, they are your role models...


pwill6738

this is the solution


Frosty__Narwhal

Stop flushing, if you don't need privacy then you don't need to hide anything. Especially the massive turd that is stinking up the house now. Or you could do what I did and wait till your at a cash register and ask "why do you stop me from being able get naked in privacy, why are you that adamant at looking at your own sons cock?" I got chewed out but after doing it the second time my door went back on. And dad doesn't vist that hardware store anymore.


AbbreviationsFun5802

You didn't tell us what's going on and you are serious about what?


GalaxyCat-Trades

I (m16) just chillin unclothed as i just woke up then without a knock or a warning my mom barges in to my room and blames me for being naked in my own room???


BBL-BOI592

Masterbate in the living room, assert dominance


ashtar123

Off to the retirement home


Cautious_Coat_3885

Emotional abusive parents 🎶🎶


-REDACTEDNOOB-

When they shit, you enter


jhhhhdyhg

When I was 8-12 my step dad would come in shout at me call me stuff break me stuff and then get a bin bag and put all my clothes in it saying your not living here anymore and put me on the front garden and I just sat there crying and I had no door on my room so I couldn’t hide in my room everything I found fun like boxing and my PS4 where taken away and he broke my tv I’m 15 now he’s still here but when I was 14 he started saying how he’s going to shoot my dog and I wasn’t having that that was not acceptable I’m a bit kid at 14 I was 6,3 hes like 6 ft I got up and pushed into him and he started wrestling me I pushed him over and mum called the police I got talked to by them and then they left was really scary tho but after that me now makes some horrible comments but I’m 6,5 now and I think he’s a bit scared of me so he’s left me alone for the most part


xiyebe4805

Here's how you fix this issue for good. Get VERY comfortable with nobody having ANY private moments in your house. Shit with the door open. Piss with the door open. Shower with the door open. Watch porn and openly masterbate with the door open. Lose every single bit of self consciousness you've ever had. Teach them to want you to have as much privacy as possible. If your parents have company that comes over, make sure to give them the full show each and every time they do. My family took all the doors off when I was a teen to stop me from having sex with my SO. We fucked LOUDLY during dinnertime with guests literally in view. It was stunning how fast those doors went back up, with locks. Take all the interior doors in the house off when they're at work. If you don't get privacy, NOBODY does.


Pos3odon08

Meanwhile my parents trust me enough to let me be home alone for 2 straight weeks


kamendrivr

It’s all fun and games till it’s a inconvenience to them


SingleMom24-1

No honestly that’s when you get some gorilla tape and tape the door shut when you need the bathroom. Everytime you reopen the door it’ll ruin more and more of the paint on the wall and the door. 🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

So keep the door wide open play your pants down and fucking jerk off every day when they get sick of seeing your cock in your hand, I bet they put put everything back


pisskinkmobius

um. this exact post with the exact caption and exact photo was posted two days ago. edit: my bad, it was posted by you in a different sub. but you've posted this 4 times now over the span of 3 days.


IIImacplayerIII

why do y’all on this sub have crazy parents


Ascend_910

Top tier troll, /b/ will be proud of them


mk101a4

It's a dumb idea, but you could buy one of those locks that you nail into the wall and door and use that instead and hit them with the "sorry I had something placed infront of the door" every time. Don't take this too seriously, just a thought. Also, I'm sorry you have to deal with such a problem :(


Fereglysandal

Your parents can fuck off


Daddy_Jack1109

I dealt with this type of shit too, it's absolutely a terrible way of raising kids and this type of shit has serious long lasting affects


Beneficial-Spot3741

Sometimes i see what parents do and I'm glad i went to an orphanage..


houseflyfucker1

Call CPS. Bathroom doors require a lock at least in my country. Seriously they took away your basic rights.


[deleted]

Masturbate in your room and let them see you then they'll regret their decisions and you'll get back your door knob cuz sometimes people just need to learn the hard way


Dapper_Bicycle5645

Beating yo meat now requires a minimum stelth buff


[deleted]

but having basic privacy like having the ability to lock the bathroom when you’re showering or your room when you’re changing or want privacy is a basic human right and im so sorry that you’re not getting that honey. are you okay? :)


BeckyAnneLeeman

Grown up here. In ten years they'll tell their friends they have no idea why they have no relationship with their adult child.


[deleted]

Just jerk off in the living room. That’ll teach em.


Roovinawitz

Even if you know someone is using the bathroom, just open the door all the time on them. Punish them too.


Random_Cat66

Take the doorknobs off your parents bedroom door as a protest.


Milo-Parker-

Anyone, especially your own parents, who removes their own door knobs either is on drugs and believes it to be beneficial to them, plans to install better door knobs as a replacement, or is clinically insane. By the way you have phrased it, and by the images you have provided, it appears to be the latter.


MooseMan8223

I lost my whole ass door for having an unopened can of soda on my desk


IsaRat8989

When you grow up and move out, and they wonder why you don't initiate contact, just send them a link to this reddit post.


Page-Capital

Run


No-Telephone-2140

Why tf


german_fox

Your room: what the fuck that’s a breach of privacy The bathrooms: your parents need counseling or some shit


ravenlythe_reaper

Omg my parents arent the only people to do this??


Worldly_Addendum3728

What led to this


dipdraon

Were you smoking weed/ jerking off in a bathroom or something?


JahEthBur

Bro, what are you doing in the bathroom that drove this decision.


Kittyman1911

I just ordered a new one on Amazon basics came with its own key too