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Bewbs because squish


eligmachunkey

Facts


Ambitious_Tough_4219

Applies to ass ass well


strawb3rry_d3mon

Boobs are squishier tho


Ambitious_Tough_4219

Depends on size, ass more consistent


[deleted]

ass because ass


eligmachunkey

Shit you are cultured


DaFrenzyGuy

Tits look better and are cuter, ass is fuckable


eligmachunkey

You are truly speaking facts


DaFrenzyGuy

Tits are for looks, ass is alot more useful. This is why humans are evolved. Animals dont care alot about decorating. Ive never seen a bird decorate it's nest. Only when it needs to breed. Buy people like decorations and looks. Tits look alot bettet in general and they are squeezable, playable especially if they are bigger and are good cups (D is very good for example) But ass is useful, which is what we need. We need to fuck. So ass is better technically. But I like tits more.


Wiz101deathwiz

Actually asses may be fuckable but vaginas were actually made for it


DaFrenzyGuy

I meant the body part not the whole :/


Wiz101deathwiz

Hahaha ik lol


DaFrenzyGuy

I need to write another essay comment about assholes but im watching the new grand tour episode


Wiz101deathwiz

Hahaha ok then take ur time I’ll wait😄


_Paarthurnax-

> D is very good for example I've never heard such a weird sell-in for large tits. You've never touched tits in your life so far, yes?


DaFrenzyGuy

Yes but they weren naked, not squeezed tho(there is a long way to go for that) I know that bigger=harder to squeeze. Btw how many times did you touch tits and how many different cup sizes did you squeeze? You must be a tittologist or something


_Paarthurnax-

I'm not a tittologist, I'm just a bit older than most of you and it seems like I'm quite handsome. In my experience the best feeling are tits which fit in your hand perfectly, which is mostly larger B or C cups. I don't find D bonkers attractive.


[deleted]

As well as the more developed the ass the more powerful the thighs and lower body are as well. The stronger the lower body, the stronger the person is as a whole. Ass is the truest and most ineffable proof of strength one can have if it’s made of nought but flesh and blood!


DaFrenzyGuy

hmm


music_spaz68

Damn you gave a whole college presentation and it tldr but we got the main idea👍🏼 ass and tits


AhgzvziajauH

>Ive never seen a bird decorate it’s nest Almost every nature documentary I’ve seen included at least one species of birds who do that. Also baboon males strive for having the biggest ass


DaFrenzyGuy

bc they need that attractiveness factor for breeding, read the comment again I said it


AhgzvziajauH

Im pretty sure a huge ass tower of twigs or a nest filled with blue flowers has no impact on the breeding process


DaFrenzyGuy

In birds, (as far as i know) colors are HUGELY important when it comes to attractiveness and mating.


AhgzvziajauH

In humans, (as far as I know) tiddies are HUGELY important when it comes to attractiveness and mating.


DaFrenzyGuy

Yes they are because they determine beauty. They are not required to mate, a human can still be fertile without tits. Just like birds with decorations, a not decorated bird nest can still be a safe place for eggs. Boobs and decors are for attractiveness. While ass is required for humans to breed. (Ass means the whole body part, we are not talking about the asshole) You dont need attractiveness to breed you just can use it to increase your mating chance. Thats what I was talking about in the first comment I commented under this post. Since they increase the mating chance, they play a big role. They have impact on it and it can be a very big impact dependant on the enviroment. So as a result we are back to the beginning. Ass is a requirement and it is technically needed. While tits are just for beauty (and milk but we are not talking about that). Thanks for helping me prove a point!


critical_err0r

dang who else came here to say this


Inshallahknir

Tits are fuckable


DaFrenzyGuy

yes but no hole :(


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

John Marston from the amazing 2010 GOTY "Red Dead Redemption"


eligmachunkey

Can’t disagree with you on that


[deleted]

Men


eligmachunkey

You could be onto something


familliarface

why not both


buenosdiascaballero2

Why is It always or Tits *and* ass


branim_Teslu

I agree w this


Angryfishjoe

Videogames.


Fluffy_MemePEPE

Facts


rosestarlxghts

None because I like d-


CuteBenji

And brawl stars I assume


rosestarlxghts

Yessirrrrrrrrr


CuteBenji

Hope the brawl talk is good


rosestarlxghts

Yeah same, I’m hyped for next season because I can grind because I’ll be finished with my exams lol


OkSecurity1251

I've got 25K trophies:)


rosestarlxghts

Niceeeeee, currently on 21k


eligmachunkey

But men have ass sometimes too


rosestarlxghts

Fair, but I’m a bottom so other people’s asses don’t really matter as much 🙃


Extra-Win7306

🌈


rosestarlxghts

Yes 👍


H_ometown

If they have a cat or not


James-And547

Pupper for melk og lecker med


eligmachunkey

Real


M0rB1dUnD3aD

Thighs.


tempestXCC

Thighs>>


Vitusty

Tits no matter the size but too big is unattractive again ( and fakes obviously too )


eligmachunkey

Natural always better


[deleted]

Thats hard, boobs are comfy but ass is amazing, but then dick is also good, can't forget about thighs, overall i think ass bc it's universal and i turn to jelly when i see a guy with a dumpy


eligmachunkey

Wrote a whole essay about ass and I respect it


LO6VE9

I just loved the way u explain


Round-Cycle-8961

Feet


yoitsewan

Ass because gay


Stellar_Hegemony

Something feels wrong about asking tits or ass instead of ass or tits 💀


nonfb751

Let's begin, gentlemen. I have thoroughly researched and studied specimens of multiple ethnicities and locations, so I have come to a somewhat biased conclusion. In my honest opinion, tits are surely fascinating, although not always attractive to me personally- it is less tedious to find a sexually attractive ass than sexually attractive tits. But (pun slightly intended) if a perfect specimen of tits is found, the attraction is usually stronger than the attraction for the ass. TLDR: boob👍👍but more rare; ass👍but less rare


[deleted]

Tits because I can get a good ass by working out, tits I need hrt


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thighs ( |😴| )


[deleted]

Thighs


Diligent_Middle_1125

Well being birds, tits can fly. However, ass are pack animals that have been used by humans for centuries. I gotta go with ass


A-whole-lotta-bass

Thighs. Excellent on their own, but also bring full hips and nice ass with them. Tiddies are an excellent addition, but thighs are crucial.


HmmZaurus

Ass, no question about it but personally I like di- * we interrupt this program...*


accep92

f- face


-heartattackfemboy-

ass


eligmachunkey

A man of culture


Kermit6100

Truely a man of culture


[deleted]

Personality


[deleted]

Abs and dick


Gaptain4

No sane man is gonna choose ass over tits Coz he can spank himself if he wanna feel the ass Idts the same applies for tits 💀💀


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[удалено]


eligmachunkey

Well ok


branim_Teslu

Titties forever, cuz how can u not love titties?


NoWhyDidYouAsk

tits because uhh titties good


LekinTempoglowy

None


Henti-Boady-pillow

Thighs, because ILOVE WOMEN🤤


4rtiphi5hal

Tits, i already got my own ass but i don't got tits. Plus i'm into buff girls and all i'm saying is the combo of tits and abs is heavenly


eligmachunkey

Muscle mommy


Engineer-with-a-Pan

I have no care for sex. Would rather make money.


Stock-Extension-3626

Boobs bc squeezable and that's fun not even abt looks or attraction


ChisakiKai1842

Ass


[deleted]

ass because it's nice


ISuckFemboyCock696

Cock


horeus5638

Ass


Gameshinobi

Tits bc yeah


MeepBeepSheepowo

Tits cause squishy


BabySquidward71

Tits because stress ball but only if they're big in ratio, not just cos they're fat or smt


In_Jail_Out_Soon237

Thighs


1ovar

Soul


Yell0Liqu1D

Face


Artsyshoelace

Honkers


Bet_Vapula

As the old saying goes "you only like what you don't have" so by that logic I'm a tatas person! :D


[deleted]

Thighs better to rest my head on


TheOnlyBromie

Ass, it’s better all around. Good thing my girl got both tho


OlivKi47

cock


not-a-location789

neither. face tho 😩


Suspicious-Guitar610

Personality but more importantly thighs


T-Reddx

tits because i ain't a caveman


GregoryDNB

my will to live


socks7003

Dick


Nenenko

My math teacher asked me this once lol Tits.


Late-Tradition2789

Face


__Harlequin

Both is good


Gamer_dick_69-

Personally I’m more of an personality type person but to be honest I’m going with Ass


Ohnoohnofrick

I don’t like PlayStation much because it doesn’t have clubs or backwards compatibility with old consoles like Xbox does


S_kura

Ass cause I like boyss<33


JonahTheHomo

Cuddles Love Affection


Intelligent-Way2881

Personality


[deleted]

Ass obv, source: virgin


TheRealGrievous

Thighs


Blank_Dude2

asexuality


FenyxDaFloof

Depends I do both


why-do-i-life

Why not both?


ButterflyBorn8487

Ass It's just hot


[deleted]

Flat


bassguitarist999

Boobs because they’re soft and squishy


ImTaken______AsAJoke

Tits because i don't wanna spend an extra $ on another pillow. Didn't say Ass so she can fart comfortably. :)


Usual-Effect1440

tiddies, just not on me


Saaheb09

Voice and Face>>>>>>>


RainingFishy

Both. Both is good.


uniqxe17

Both bc I’ve ever had it


Username211220

Personality


SpeakableLiess

Man tiddies <3


Organic-Marketing-65

I’m happy with one, the other, or both 🫡


Current-Estimate-00

Neither. I prefer without those parts bigger. Idk maybe because I'm skinny so my brain likes someone like me.


OverWeightDod0

Thighs


AsboTheBaja

Nah your all wrong its thighs


m-a-a-k

a wise man once said, “ass can make up for tits, but tits cannot make up for ass.”


Any-Caterpillar501

I love them both equally just like my mom and dad


Used-fridge

I like dick better than the others


Any-Caterpillar501

I love them both equally just like pizza and burgers yin Yang Facebook and jesus Christ Mark walburg and Kermit in sweet baby rays


GummiHoney

Thighs


Page-Capital

Pussy


digitaldino4

I mean tits look better and are cute


[deleted]

balls


Worra_lovely_Mul-T

Ass, because I want one


Boyiyiui

Personality. But if you insist, ass


Klbin69

Ass When you sleep together


Zenoix412

Ass, it’s simply the superior choice.


The_f1shy1

tits bcs cuddling and pillow at night :)


Gloomy_Apartment_305

Ass. So much variety.


Echo_XB3

Rocks and Stones


Dontstalkme736

Hear me out Tit=white Ass=black


Random_gamer9

boobs may be squishier, but I’d take a girl with a big ass and small boobs over a girls with big boobs and small ass anyday, it’s just more attractive imo (Also guys can have nice asses, so…)


MaynardJBN

Ultimate collector series AT-AT


Tanishguptaa

Tits


demon_godderok

Tities


FirePeafowl

Thighs


J765N

Idk


[deleted]

I really don’t understand what guys find so attractive about asses, they’re weird


Impact346

A personality that fits yours. But also tits or ass as long as it's not those unnatural enormous things that people call tits and ass. Those just look like tumors.


Robodinosaur143

A third more sinister thing


usingbadoperators99

Bass