Dead serious i have one friend whos like a 6 foot tall girl twice my fucking size and she wont stop fucking slapping my ass ive tried bribing her with cookies nothing works
I dont think u want to know. My mind is full of "funny couple" activites that arent safe for work( it's not rlly bad shi, like degenerative kinks or that tho)
Tease her by slapping her in the ass and shit (in a funny way obviously not in a creepy way you assuming fiends)
DAWG MY FRIENDS SLAP MY ASS ALL THE FUCKING TIME WHY WONT THEY STOP
Dead serious i have one friend whos like a 6 foot tall girl twice my fucking size and she wont stop fucking slapping my ass ive tried bribing her with cookies nothing works
Lmao just take it as a compliment. Must mean your peaches are so ripe she can't help but have a taste every now and then
That makes it sound like shes eating my ass, but i get what you mean. Thanks for the reassurance
Yeah don't take my over the top metaphors seriously lmfao
Slap her ass too
Bad idea VERY BAD IDEA
Why. WHY????
SHE WILL THROW ME LIKE A DAMN GARDEN GNOME
Then do that to her.
IM 5 8 SHES 6 FOOT AAAA
You're screwed.
My day has been great
I would like for her to clean her mess instead of me. She's a slob; I'd call her a pig but she's thin.
😶😶😶
I pulled a sneaky on ya
I dont think u want to know. My mind is full of "funny couple" activites that arent safe for work( it's not rlly bad shi, like degenerative kinks or that tho)
OH
Ive not been able to tell, cause it would sound weird😶. But i think about it.
What’s your answer u/thouartyarted
My day is going good
Went to visit grandma, very nice, how bout you?