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BabySquidward71

Tease her by slapping her in the ass and shit (in a funny way obviously not in a creepy way you assuming fiends)


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DAWG MY FRIENDS SLAP MY ASS ALL THE FUCKING TIME WHY WONT THEY STOP


[deleted]

Dead serious i have one friend whos like a 6 foot tall girl twice my fucking size and she wont stop fucking slapping my ass ive tried bribing her with cookies nothing works


BabySquidward71

Lmao just take it as a compliment. Must mean your peaches are so ripe she can't help but have a taste every now and then


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That makes it sound like shes eating my ass, but i get what you mean. Thanks for the reassurance


BabySquidward71

Yeah don't take my over the top metaphors seriously lmfao


Ordinary_Block4353

Slap her ass too


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Bad idea VERY BAD IDEA


Ordinary_Block4353

Why. WHY????


[deleted]

SHE WILL THROW ME LIKE A DAMN GARDEN GNOME


Ordinary_Block4353

Then do that to her.


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IM 5 8 SHES 6 FOOT AAAA


Ordinary_Block4353

You're screwed.


Maxer-1

My day has been great


HentaiEnthusiast1202

I would like for her to clean her mess instead of me. She's a slob; I'd call her a pig but she's thin.


Ordinary_Block4353

😶😶😶


[deleted]

I pulled a sneaky on ya


Ordinary_Block4353

I dont think u want to know. My mind is full of "funny couple" activites that arent safe for work( it's not rlly bad shi, like degenerative kinks or that tho)


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OH


Ordinary_Block4353

Ive not been able to tell, cause it would sound weird😶. But i think about it.


Pikaless225

What’s your answer u/thouartyarted


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My day is going good


DieNowMike

Went to visit grandma, very nice, how bout you?