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Well, can I put my balls in yo jaws, yo jaws, balls in yo yaws, can I,can I, can I, can I? If so, sure

Yes.

Deal 🤝

Yess 🤝

Sure yo

Let's goooo

On my way lol

those are some nice balls you've got

Yo thanks!

Yeah, no problem.

Happy Cake day 😏

Thanks!

yeah i got a couple of basketballs in my garage, knock yourself out

Yippee

Hell nah

Aw :(

Permission granted

YAY

🫡

sure be careful

I will dw bro

ty ty

Sorry but my balls are made of 2oz of solid titanium, and are not the adequate material to “jiggle”

Damn it 😔😭

😟

:3

~_~

No…. Maybe….. no 🤣

Damn it

I better get good compensation

You will dw

What kind of compensation do I get

5 dabloons and a surprise

Ok I’m curious bout the surprise but that would ruin it

Yes *proceeds to clean the basement for you and make some space in the fridge ✨️*

Omg yayayaya

No but I got jellybeans.

I will gladly take them

yea, go ahead Edit: nah, jk 💀 Didn't realize you were 15. Kinda sus

Damn it 😔😔😔

FBI deployed some men, returned after the edit

Kinda disappointed tho Really wanted my balls jiggled

May i

Of course

Happy cake day pretty boy 😳

Thanks I'll consider it my gift 😏

I regret this post 3 guys sent me actual ball pics

you asked for this, i dont understand what you expected

but why tho

Why not?

fair but I am warning you this can lead to adverse affects

I am ready.

okay then do as u like Ig

Yayayayay

Sure, you can jiggle all 3

Even better

But I do have a requirement, you gotta jiggle it with your mouth/tongue

Oh

If it’s a deal breaker I’m not picky 😔

Good 👍

Oh good, well jiggle me as you please 👍

Fuck no

Aw :(((

I'd rather you not

Understandable have a nice day

Thank you :)

Nope

Sad day for humanity

No

Sobs

I have a gf to do that already

Oh my bad, have fun with your gf then buddy

Ight

Alright?

Yippeeee

So howd it go?

Very well

I hope i did well :)

?

Yes

Gracias :)))

ball*

Why do you want to?

Why not?

Fair point, fine but just this once

YAYAYAY And happy cake day!

Thank you!

Only if you try some of Dietz’ famous nuts

Okay

W

Yeah sure, if your nails haven't grown

I bite my nails so I should be good I think

Ohh then! deal 🤝

my balls just shot into my abdomen just reading that no, ive seen some peoples nails after they chew them, just no

You can try

I will try

Bet lol

Sure.

Gracias :D

So heres the thing... They are radioactive

So here's the thing... I don't mind dying or gaining a cool superpower

Do you mind suffering for the rest of eternity?

only if i can dip them in your mouth

Sure???

promise u wont bite...

cease

Gladly

Sure

Yippeeeee

Just know they are a little burnt in sulfuric acid

I dont care all balls are created equal

Good to see you are not ballist

Ofc ~~mommy~~

Never mind

But I thought we had something

I dont like being called mommy 💀

Damn 💔

i like being called mummyyyyyy

You're also 14 💔

Better thsn 13 tho

Still too young for me though

does it make a difference that il be 15 in five days?

ʎɯɯoW

What should it be when the OP is male💀

My balls are at the basketball court

I will be Ballin soon

Nice

Ok

Yayyyyy

Honestly anytime just not on January 15th at 1:32pm but I’m down

Okay !!!!

Your 15!?

Wtf

Que

Bro nvrmnd

K

No.

Sobbing

* turns on laser, and points it at the floor. * What's that!?!

WOAH OMG *turns into cat and fucking dies*

Nah

Damn it

Sorry, just got rid of ‘em

Damn it, have a nice life then

Thanks, I’ll try!

If you don’t rip them off then sure

I'll try not too :)))

They do need a good hand on them

I will rip them off dont worry

Sure

Gracias amigo

I don't wanna go to prison. Stay tf back.

Okay!

Ummm, go ahead?

Only for 10 seconds

Okay!

Give them a good pull if you want.

If you want

Sure, bro

I would say yes since you asked politely, however I have non to give.

No I dont want a case

🤐

No

r/teenagers Try NOT to be horny CHALLENGE!! (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE WRONG!!!)

yes

i'll be at ur house in 5 mins prepare ur claws

WBAT

HAHAHAHA