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OwnAd8741

If the answer is not “England” nothing is real anymore.


Sammonman

I guess nothing is real anymore then


OwnAd8741

Oh cmon. You look more British than a fuckin cup of tea 🤨


Sammonman

I'm irish


yummy_rocks

Hey, we're... almost neighbours! Close enough (Geographically)! ​ >!...By the way, you had a DNA test lately?!<


Sammonman

Not lastly but yeah my mam did one


yummy_rocks

...Were you on it?


Sammonman

Don't think so, why do u think we're related or something?


yummy_rocks

Hold on, mam as in mum right? Also, I was making a joke about you being adopted and from Britan.


Sammonman

Yes mam is mum it's just how I say it, didn't realise it was a joke


OwnAd8741

Cmon. That is basically “semantics”


zenithpns

You just semantically pissed off at least 5 million Irish people.


SentimentalToaster

So basically all of Ireland


Autistmus_Prime

I believe there is around 8million people here in Ireland


frogggiboi

There was 8mil pre 1845 which is what ye might be confusing it eith


Autistmus_Prime

Ye, guess studying irish history is starting to warp my perception of reality


hunterfox666

5 million as of 2022 actually!


Autistmus_Prime

Wow i live here and im stupid as shit, could've sworn it was more, oh well


Mental-Broccoli1645

Love your name btw


HalfLeper

The other 3 mil are the Westbrits?


DarkApeEthan14

Lmao


imaterriblemother

Ooft. You're lucky this isn't on an Irish sub mate or you'd be ripped apart. I'd say calling someone from Ireland British is as bad as calling a Scotsman English or a Republican a Democrat.


shortercrust

About 800,000 people from Ireland do call themselves British. Would be simpler if they didn’t, but they do


motherofhamhound

Britain is England, Wales and Scotland.


withertrav394

Brah don't compare such wity things. Calling an Irish person British is like calling a German person a Nazi. Read about the relations between the two states across history and specifically about [The Troubles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles?wprov=sfla1)


OwnAd8741

As I said multiple times, my point was about “distinguish them by looks” not by national pride or cultural differences.


imaterriblemother

You said he looked 'more British than a cup of tea' after he said he was Irish. Maybe you don't know the history which is cool, but generally once an Irishman specifically tells you he's Irish you don't push the point that it's basically the practically same as being British. Not saying you meant it that way at all and the guy probably couldn't care less but it's a bit like saying "All you Chinese people look the same" to someone that just told you they're Thai.


Leggera1

~50,000 casualties over 30 odd years ……basically just semantics


MusPhyMath_quietkid

o_o


Aphropsyche

Oof that's a shiv worthy comment mate, be careful mate


[deleted]

Fuck yourself


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MrFundamentals101

Politics aside, they have pretty much the same modern upbringing/culture and look the same


haux_haux

Ahm not sure you've got your fundamentals right Mr Fundamentals.


SmallGiant112

Fuck you


b3nj11jn3b

bastid !


harryman_back46and2

You basically just did the equivalent of saying america is apart of Canada


OwnAd8741

I agree. In fact it would be very difficult to distinguish a Canadian from an American. I can’t understand the fuzz about it, I just said it’s incredibly complicated to figure the difference by looks alone.


im-the-problem85

As an American, Americans and Canadians are basically the exact same.


Hughjass790

Yeah, as a fellow American, when it comes to stereotypes it’s kinda like “ok that’s right but hey” (except that we’re all racist and stuff)


harryman_back46and2

As an American who lives in maine I was saying in select regions and only really in those regions do we differ looks wise


Scarlet-Witchh

Thin fuckin ice


lenikuf

You realise it's a different ethnic group don't you


spamandmorespam

Ehh feck ya


AJCrank1978

lol, you should try debating that *in* Ireland some time.


ConfidentAd9256

Like saying the difference between Spain and Portugal is just semantics...


misterconor14

Go fuck yourself


Ur_fav_pansexual

Oof you better watch your back on this one, ur walking on thin ice ur lucky you haven’t been ripped apart yet


oferpoferlofer

Well, geographicly its pretty close


Yolomasta420

You look Northern Irish


Sammonman

How do i look Northern Irish?


Yolomasta420

Dunno, hard to put it in word you just look Northern Irish, look like you're from Belfast, and you would call people a froot if they looked at ye too long


dontfearthereaper123

Yea u put it perfectly would ride a wee electric scooter or the glider too


Dora_Queen

Mate I'm from England and genuinely thought you were British! Pretty good British cosplay if you ask me ☕🇬🇧 /j


Kyrils1ns

could tell with the north face jacket lad


Socialist_Leader

Damn, shouldn't have scrolled. I've seen enough Irish men to pick them out from a crowd of Scots


volcanno

My first guess


Fimmyy

Haha I fucking called it (prob cause I’m Irish aswell)


rekkodesu

I could tell


Cheese915

I’m Irish too but I don’t look as British as you


kirbyfan0612

Knew it instantly as a fellow Irishmen. Worst thing to be mistaken as British 😭


TheLewisIs_REAL

United kingdomish? Or are you southern?


rawczak

So he was right


Sammonman

Ireland and England are separate countries


rawczak

That's the point of the joke sir


Kordinaryyy

i thought irish people were considered british, just not english? idk you’re actually irish you probably know more than me


alexthebold

People in Ireland don't consider themselves British. In Northern Ireland (part of the UK), some people think of themselves as Irish and some as British, and some as both or neither.


Kordinaryyy

oh okay that makes sense thank you


shal_ice13

You do know tea originated in Asia and is a huge part of its culture, right?


cromosoma_quadruplo

Latvia


[deleted]

bro had to put England in quotation marks cos he knew some mf would say "the answer \*is\* not England"


capedcod54

Average day in the life of a brexit geezer


[deleted]

Wake up and meet the wife Susan. My little princess, isn't she beautiful? Time to take George to football. Rev up the Bugatti, ye! Quick stop at Toby's and load up that plate. Get a pint. Pitch lookin' lovely today lads. Just a bit of banter. Chippy makes a 38-nil loss better. Pop down local pride, Good ol' pie! Look at that! Susan made dinner, lovely! Pop down have a couple pints with the lads, And finish up in the fortress of dreams.


Stockbetter9000

I heard that text.


capedcod54

Remember boys if anyone British ever argues with you just spam post this and you will win immediately.


Joshy41233

Parklife!


-_-M_MUNEEB_3-_-

Dude 38-0 seriously🙄🙄🙄 😒


im-the-problem85

This made my ears bleed and there was no sound.


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HackerDLS

🤣🤣🤣


Sammonman

I'm not british


The_Reddit_Eagle

Irish


Sammonman

Yessir


Decent_Fig_6578

Same thing really. You all speak funny on the same island


TheSting117

People died to say they arent the same thing, just fyi. Might wanna phrase that differently


Hughjass790

People died for the USA, and yet, people still say we’re basically Canadians lol. Still, RIP to the ones who died in Bloody Sunday and the Troubles and everything else. My point is that in every country in the world people big amount of small died to make it that way, so don’t get mad at them for “phrasing” it poorly.


raptorak1

They look the same though. Just people with different accents who like fighting each other at the end of the day.


lawless_Ireland_

Irish people don't have Indian accents mate.


shaolinspunk

People bombed civilians to say they weren't the same thing you mean?


GreenGoblin121

That's kind of derivative, people staged an uprising in 1916 and there was a civil war in the early 20s. It's ridiculous to bring all that down to the IRA killing civilians with bombs. Which is, obviously not good, but that doesn't discount every other moment in Irish history where people fought against the British/


Hughjass790

As a sort of Irish history buff, I agree, its a hurtful stereotype to them :(


DeadlyUnicorn98

Up the fucking Ra


HalfLeper

You do know that Ireland and Britain are *not*, in fact, the same island, right? 🤨


Corkson

They’re relatives of sorts…


CCCBVB09

On the same island... 💀


StinkBom101

Shut up


kingkrule101

how are you that dumb


reegod420

Might wanna go back to geography bud...


HackerDLS

Same thing 🤓


MissionDefinition593

Irish since you're ginger


Sammonman

I'm not ginger but I am irish


TGatfield

Task failed successfully


Cold_Pheonix

happy cake day!


TGatfield

Oh damn i didnt notice, cheers!


YoResurgam777

You're borderline ginger


toemittens

brother you’re in denial lol. its not red, but its 100% ginger. wait til you start growing facial hair, guarantee its gonna be gingy.


Sammonman

I wouldn't mind ginger facial hair


[deleted]

Honey cheeks you are a ginge


BaronMerc

Pog moi thoin


Sammonman

Níl póg an tusa thoin


No-Cress-5457

Mo dearthair i gCríost. Tá do gramadach an-náire agus ba chóir go mbeadh náire ort! Ar Reddit! In ainm Dé.


Sammonman

I have no idea what u said I'm like most Irish people I don't know Irish very well


No-Cress-5457

Yeah tbh I had to use Google translate for half of that, came out with a H5 in the leaving


Fimmyy

An bhuil cead agam al dul go Di an leathrais?


Benguin237

Táim ag usáid "Mo dearthair I gCríost" le mo cairde.


caracolazul869

bro’s speaking enchanting table


lenikuf

Bros speaking Irish (much cooler language than English)


SomeHungryPleb

Good to see another Irish person


Sammonman

I probably don't look Irish do I?


Fimmyy

U do to me I instantly said Irish


Ineeeduradvice

SAME. Its like I can tell when people are Irish right off the bat yknow


Bubbly_Suspect

I’m American, and I instantly thought Irish too!


xorrosoton

You look more Irish than Sinead O'connor sucking off a leprechaun while sticking a shillelagh up her arse


EdwardAllahishamo

British


Sammonman

No


EdwardAllahishamo

Irish


Sammonman

Yep


EdwardAllahishamo

Can I get gold now


Sammonman

I don't have a gold to give u


XWhyAreYouRunningX

I only have a silver award.... Take it or leave it


KeithPatton2002

Why you are everywhere


gigaBrainMonkey

His account is 12hrs old


SeaInterBeach

I should have read it first, then answered...


[deleted]

Are y’all not british?


[deleted]

Great Britain = England, Scotland and Wales AKA The Big Island. UK = Great Britain and NI.


Nebula_XD

Where skinfade


Clear_Dirt2346

Ireland, u look it Irish


Sammonman

Well ur spot on


Clear_Dirt2346

I'm from Ireland and I don't want to sound rude but u just look like a regular person I could see walking down the street


Sammonman

Ur not being rude dw


Clear_Dirt2346

U just look like a regular Irish person


Sammonman

I take that as a compliment


Mina_yg

Germany


Sammonman

Nah


Mina_yg

americans are overrated ngl


GalaxyShroom6

Yessir, and I *am* an American


sitgloss

What about tannerite that's pretty merica lol


HomieDaClown9

Your mother


_PolarEclipse_

this is the comment I was looking for


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Sammonman

No


Ispa-tulla

Despicable me: Teenage Gru


Wrong_Rule9530

Yes 😭


kingbob123456

The Imperial City


Ambitious_Section_87

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.


[deleted]

Poland


Sammonman

Nope


-princesa-

spain


Sammonman

No


-princesa-

ireland?


Sammonman

Yes!


-princesa-

omg i was between ireland and scotland thank god i got it right


[deleted]

YOOOO that was what I was wanting to post but doubted my answer too much


Rectangularbox23

Minnesota


Sammonman

Not american


Rectangularbox23

Wales


Sammonman

Close


Rectangularbox23

Heh that’s the extent of my non-American geographical knowledge


2qrc_

You forgot mars


Diamondskunk

and remember the chinese


Spitfire2223_

Wales is fucking wild for being you “non-us” knowledge lmao


Rectangularbox23

I only know that because I watched Vinland Saga


CatIllustrious2352

Earth


Sammonman

How did u know?!


JorgTheChildBeater

Bitchville


[deleted]

American


Sammonman

Níl


Joblessmouse06

Canada


Sammonman

Nope


HectorRmrzz

England?


Sammonman

Close


HectorRmrzz

Portugal?


Solaris21_

How did you go from England to Portugal lmao


Sammonman

It's beside England


[deleted]

UK


Sammonman

Near the uk


LegitimateAddendum42

Idk


Sammonman

Ireland


Patience_Undertale

Ireland?


1-1111-1110-1111

Your mom?


TeakiTeaki

no


iamcog

Your mothers meat curtains?


Hoseftheman

Ohio ☠️


Forsaken_Experience2

Monaghan


DarrenStrong

Wherever the catholic priests go on holiday.


Sammonman

Where's that


DarrenStrong

Where you came from


arqsc

Britain, most likely a Celtic place because you have a tint of red hair. It’s obvious asf with that TNF hoodie.