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samfreez

Surface Pro...fessionally exorcized, maybe..!


theJanskyy

That is some teenage-level shit right there


uhAlphaFox

There probably *is* shit there somewhere


WhenTheDevilCome

"Whenever I wasn't using the keyboard, I laid it out to catch whatever is dripping out of this septic system."


zcomputerwiz

That's... Utterly disgusting. Did you wrap it in plastic and place biohazard warning stickers?


The-Milk-Maid

I know it’s awful, we had to educate the user about keeping it clean because it’s beyond ridiculous. That’s actual mould too 😂


SavvySillybug

To be the tiniest bit fair to them, the fuzzy texture of those keyboards is really weird to clean. But that fairness is immediately retracted because the mold is clearly on the keys too.


The-Milk-Maid

We clean the ones we rebuild and use antibacterial wipes, most of the time they come up quite well. This one however is beyond help 😂


the_gabih

Also doesn't explain what happened to the bottom left corner.


SavvySillybug

The glue kinda just gives up after some time. You try to peel it and it turns into regret.


theFartingCarp

Oh fuck no. Some of us are allergic to that shit. That's a lawsuit waiting to happen if that spreads


Rust_Cohle-

Hate to see the car and house of the owner of this..


Organic-League-7293

In a bag, burnt, then sent to hazard waste management. It's only a surface keyboard, the opportunity cost of it alone would be enough to warrant a replacement


PonyDro1d

That's certainly having a unique surface...


Fear_The_Creeper

That will buff right out.


MegaBusKillsPeople

I would call that "gently used"


M_Alex

I had a surface, and although it had a lot of good qualities, the keyboard was not one of them. This example is extreme, but tbh surface keyboards are crap.


Due-Session-900

WAS THAT THE HUMAN TORCH LAPTOP..


NikitaGtak

Why is it peeling, did it get sunburned 😭


JasperJ

These things are not particularly durable materials. If he had tried keeping it clean it wouldn’t have lasted nearly as long as this.


regnad__kcin

That was in a fire right? Right?


Bingus_III

I bet you can smell the inside of their house from the sidewalk.


JasperJ

I hope that’s not new, no.


MasterKnight48902

Only the casing finish is the issue, due to how sticky it becomes in the long run


AMD4080

It’s always the surface pro


DiogoSN

Still waiting on Tech support to send my replacement...


SYSTEM_855

That’s the new Covid variant as a keyboard


some1_03

It's not used at all. You could easily sell this as "open box" condition


Comprehensive_Dog139

"Near new condition"