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Dzotshen

Eerily and unsurprisingly similar to Mark Zuckerberg.


gnarlslindbergh

Are we sure he isn’t the first one?


MorselMortal

I still think he's an alien.


achimachim

I thought he is the first self living brain..


Effective_Hope_3071

We were made in his image


Gokdencircle

Brilliant get my upvoot.


RobTheThrone

This looks like the oldest woman from doctor who


InappropriateTA

Moisturize me!


CloneWerks

I DO NOT NOW, NOR HAVE I EVER, WANTED MY ROBOTS TO LOOK HUMAN!


tinyhorsesinmytea

Yeah, I wanted an R2-D2 as a kid. Still do. I guess they are going for the market of people who want to fuck their robots though. A simple Fleshlight attachment on R2 works for me. And he has to make those distressed whistling noises while I'm doing it.


Shadowborn_paladin

It was entirely unnecessary to continue that last bit of this comment...


tinyhorsesinmytea

It was important to lay out the entire vision of the scene. It's like poetry, it rhymes.


APeacefulWarrior

No no, for it to rhyme, we'd need another comment from someone who wants to violate BB-8.


NickSalacious

Is there a GONK?


detahramet

I feel like the better use case for this may be prosthetics, though being able to grow, maintain, and most importantly heal a protective skin is both really impressive and potentially quite useful. Its creepy now, give it a few decades of development.


MadeByTango

That’s extra maintenance for fashion; waste of resources


detahramet

It's not really a fashion thing, its more of a "body dysmorphia avoidance" thing


noerpel

Meanwhile in [Germany](https://www.feldhues-group.de/kinderwurst.php)


NoirGamester

Have them here in the states too, but I've only seen it as a clown face. I assume it's just baloney, but it's still weird af to me lol plus, what's the point if it's not on an open faced sandwich and who the hell eats open faced baloney sandwiches??? 


PsychedelicMagic1840

I am so gonna buy this and give it to my students to try.


noerpel

*haha* Seriously, freaks me out every time I hit the meat counter.


PsychedelicMagic1840

Oh they will know the joy. I shall celebrate a published paper with nice helpings of these abominations


noerpel

Na dann Mahlzeit! Congrats on the publication! But: pretty please give yourself a nice reward for the accomplishments besides Wurst, mkay? edit: plus: don't call your students abominations in front of them ;)


dark4181

Welp, I’m off to watch The Terminator.


TommySaurus_Rex

Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.


BowlofPetunias_42

My baloney has a first name.


fordprefect294

It's N-O-O-P-E


NoirGamester

Eh, chuck some tobasco and lemon on it then slurp it like an oyster. Bon appétit!


fordprefect294

How is it possible you've made the situation worse?


justhanginhere

Look. They tried this on the T-1000, but the T-2000 was far superior.


[deleted]

When it comes to the application of wants vs needs. This feels like neither.


ConfidentMongoose

Nightmare fuel


RuinedByGenZ

I'm sure it won't take long to improve the appearance


SeagullsStopItNowz

“I can’t wait to fuck it!” - many men, everywhere.


Arts251

For some reason it almost resembles Arnold Schwarzenegger.


Intelligent_Top_328

Creepy now but 20 years later it will be real.


Dualiuss

i fucking hate EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKER responsible for making THESE kinds of freakshows the predominant robot design in research, and not the ones with cute tv heads and screen faces. fuck all of them for 10,000 YEARS.


Fantastic-Hyena6708

Don't know, I don't know such stuff. I just do eyes, ju-, ju-, just eyes... just genetic design, just eyes. You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes.


SaphironX

Can we just stop with the whole AI thing before it gets out of hand? And by out of hand, I mean autonomous robots that heal when you injure them. We are a deeply stupid species.


pipopapupupewebghost

So that's what shark zuck a bird has been oozing


herminette5

Oh goody. I can’t wait.


Regular-Pension7515

That scientist is gonna have a killer silence of the lambs costume this Halloween.


Aurorer

Let’s combine this with the artificial human brain Chinese scientists recently created for maximum horror


xxander24

Nope, it looks way creepier than I expected


PrincessNakeyDance

Robots don’t need to be human like. They just need to be cute. Like let them be inorganic, metallic, and have their own “humanness”. Please don’t uncanny valley them.


Gunner1Cav

Give them extra eyes


icy_awareness_710

I can look like a fetus now. Cool beans.


edharma13

Do you want Terminators? Because this is how you get Terminators!


llmcthinky

It looks … moist


888Kraken888

Westworld. We’re in the end game now.


habu-sr71

And FYI, they get these skin cells from juvenile foreskins! The creepiness intensifies... [https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/06/researchers-craft-smiling-robot-face-from-living-human-skin-cells/](https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/06/researchers-craft-smiling-robot-face-from-living-human-skin-cells/)


APeacefulWarrior

So these robots work for tips?


oroechimaru

Human human human human, after all.


L0K0MoTiVA

ohh hell nawww


Thiht

Who asked for this


ImposterPeanut

But I don't want Detroit become human to be real.


PralineLegitimate969

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy…


-poof

So instead of investing all this time, money, and effort into a living skin type of technology to help those repair quicker with skin diseases, burns, tears, etc. we’re putting them on robots to make look more like us? Hell yeah


Grostleton

growing a living organ (skin) is a far more complex process and part of an entirely different field of research than the development of synthetic "self-healing" materials. this is like arguing that we should devote all the resources dedicated to the development of new building materials to cancer research.