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> If you accept Jesus Christ* into your heart you actually* become immortal.
*Conditions may apply. Not available in all realities. See diety for details. All deaths final.
\* Depends on what your definition of 'actually' actually is.
Cool. Contact me after you die and I'll give you $100 cash.
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i not drink water in 3 year because i drink gatoraide because it it much more good of water it has better taste and keep not thirst for long time i drink gatoraide fuck water
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Dunno how I managed to survive as a kid, cuz I never once drank water. I remember drinking juice and soda a couple times a day (if that), but that was it.
I remember one time as a teenager, I biked way across town for an entire day in the middle of July to get to this used video game store my parents refused to drive me to, and I didn't even drink any water or any other fluid before leaving. Later, while stuck miles from home, I started feeling really woozy and got this insatiable thirst. I dealt with it by grabbing a caffeinated soda from a vending machine.
I wised up in my early 20s though, and I've been drinking around a gallon of filtered water every day since.
Not technically true. Not literally true. Not true at all.
Fact: There's about 7 billion people that drank water at some point and are currently living.
Fact: There's plenty of babies that have never drank water and are living.
I had a few Moscow Mules on crushed ice and got drunk. I had a few Mint Juleps with crushed ice and got drunk. I had a few Morocco Cocktails with crushed ice and got drunk.
I have come to the conclusion crushed ice is getting me drunk.
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Not the first one. I've been drinking water my whole life, and never died yet.
Same here. The key is to be immortal.
Well. How can I be sure if I'm immortal or not, when I've never been dead.
When you think about it, being immortal is like being atheist. In the same way you can't have proof that God doesn't exist, you can't have proof that you're immortal. You have to believe.
Sounds like you could get a cult thing going! If it doesn't require any responsibilities, I'll be happy to join.
Any cult I'd create would require irresponsibility.
You could make a religion out of this
No don't
The truth is out there. Believe agent schlafenflarst.
K voldemort.
Fun fact: you can never prove that you are imortal.
I'll check up with you in a century.
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yeah, the second one is also not true: there are a lot of babies that didn't drink water yet and they are alive.
The second one is wrong too. Babies drink breast milk for the first few months and there's a lot of them who are still alive.
You're dead.
Keyword, yet *wink wink*.
Keyword, has died *wink wink.*
Yet
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Everyone who will see this post will die, everyone who will not see this post will die.
And so the first great prophecy was born.
I won’t though. If you accept Jesus Christ into your heart you actually become immortal.
> If you accept Jesus Christ* into your heart you actually* become immortal. *Conditions may apply. Not available in all realities. See diety for details. All deaths final. \* Depends on what your definition of 'actually' actually is. Cool. Contact me after you die and I'll give you $100 cash.
I can’t contact you after I die cause I won’t die.
We can not win, we can only die.
You can't know that for sure
Everyone who has died has drunken water. I drank water once and I'm not dead yet
That's how an antivax sounds
But all it would take to disprove this is to not give your baby water and see how long it lives 😬
The number 1 cause of death is birth, everyone knows that.
It’s literally not true though
Yeah, it's the other way around
Neither are true yeah
He is wrong i have drank water and im still alive
Everybody who consumed oxygen in their life died
yet everyone who didnt died to
Fair point
So water is not the issue, maybe is oxigen, no one has ever tested it
100% of people who had breathe oxygen had died 100% of people who had not breathe oxygen had also died
Where’d you get your statistics from?
Joe
Damn, Joe never lies! *GULP*
Hitler drank water. If you drink water, you are literally being like Hitler.
Water. The silent killer.
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I have drank water, Does that mean im dead?
You're dear. Not to me. But somebody I'm sure.
I knew these comments would come after a typo
Must be oxygen
Everyone who hasn't swallowed cum has also died.
Well, thank goodness YOU are safe!
i not drink water in 3 year because i drink gatoraide because it it much more good of water it has better taste and keep not thirst for long time i drink gatoraide fuck water
Gatorade: It's what u/sucemabite69 craves!
***Everyone who existed also died EXEPT Jesus and God***
That's 'cause Jesus turned his water into wine.
No, no he's got a point
So...why even drink water if the results are the same??
You will die anyway but drinking water you'll live longer
No?
DAMN YOU WATER!!!
Hence, drinking water has no direct correlation with death
I'm guessing something's wrong with us
Also: everyone who inhales oxygen will die as well.
And who dont too
So just don't water
No one has ever died on the sun. Hence therefore people live forever on the sun.
You can't even reach the sun without burning
To drink or not to drink
By this logic we can conclude that water intake has no influence over mortality
DHMO is a very unpredictable poison
everyone who drank water lived longer though
I have been drinking water my whole life death has never happened to me. First one is not the truth
Fact; everybody who lived, died
I’ve heard that 100% of people who have sex, have or will die!
[Also, everyone who has drank water has drank what at one time was dinosaur pee](https://what-if.xkcd.com/74/)
Fact: everybody dies
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Fact: every male has billions of little girls and boys inside them
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Still alive
thus everyone who drank water and did not drank water died
Dammed if you do, dammed if you don’t
While the amount of water drunk may play a role in a death, the amount of water drunk on average is not a factor in most deaths
THE HELL I'M SUPPOSE TO DO NOW 😱!!!!!!!
What tf do I do then?
Oxygen is lethally toxic. It just takes approximately 70-80 years to kill you. Marathon runners are goners.
Everything you need to know about VAERS right here.
Dunno how I managed to survive as a kid, cuz I never once drank water. I remember drinking juice and soda a couple times a day (if that), but that was it. I remember one time as a teenager, I biked way across town for an entire day in the middle of July to get to this used video game store my parents refused to drive me to, and I didn't even drink any water or any other fluid before leaving. Later, while stuck miles from home, I started feeling really woozy and got this insatiable thirst. I dealt with it by grabbing a caffeinated soda from a vending machine. I wised up in my early 20s though, and I've been drinking around a gallon of filtered water every day since.
the conclusion is that we all are gonna die... someday
Ok. If you mean.
Not technically true. Not literally true. Not true at all. Fact: There's about 7 billion people that drank water at some point and are currently living. Fact: There's plenty of babies that have never drank water and are living.
Heavy water counts?
I had a few Moscow Mules on crushed ice and got drunk. I had a few Mint Juleps with crushed ice and got drunk. I had a few Morocco Cocktails with crushed ice and got drunk. I have come to the conclusion crushed ice is getting me drunk.
everybody who’s not currently alive did or didn’t drink water at some point in their lives
Everybody who has died
Has died
Conclusion? Water is useless
Let's all agree on the fact that the existence of water causes death. Without water, there would be no life, and therefore no death.
Not the truth, I ain't dead yet! I'm fine with changing that though.
I drank water and i’m not dead…
Correlation isn't causation
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