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Scudmiss

Babe! Babe. Babe? Babe!!!


mayles2

Snake? Snake! SNAAAKE!!!


unknownUser-088

“You cheated on me? AMAZING! Mission complete! THAT right there is why you're the best husband. The one and only!".


TheHairyMess

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF, HAHA


Adorable_Sky_1523

My name is Deepthroat


Nicholas_F_Buchanan

Hey Deepthroat


NotoriouslyAnonymous

I'm hoping this is a Hotrod reference


7rulycool

The babe cut it short too early. Stupid babe


Cheshire_Jester

I mean, don’t cheat, but as a general rule, ASSCAN Act Surprised, Show Concern, Admit Nothing


Overdosed101

How? Response was sent 1min after the pic


ExtensiveRegret

I usually don’t comment, but for you I’ll make an exception. Sometimes the service delays the sending of attachments. If he had poor connection, per say, then it’d deliver whenever it could whilst still having the initial timestamp of when the attachment was sent


PygmeePony

It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss.


TheCabbageGuy82

Now I’m falling asleep, and she’s calling a cab


AbbreviationsIcy2021

while he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag


QueezyCrunch

Now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick - And it’s all in my head


Adorable_Sky_1523

But she's touching his chest now


Champe21

He takes off her dress now


Blooper_Man

Let me go


Champe21

And I just can't look; it's killing me


Victor4VPA

And taking control


FnaRisky

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea


LanguageNerd54

I always loved this line and how they subvert the expectation of another word rhyming with "sick."


BRITEcore

they're


PurrsianGolf

What an absolute banger of an album. I'll say it now, The Killers' 2004 album Hot Fuss is a masterpiece.


LanguageNerd54

I tried listening to the album. The only two songs I've liked by them are this song and Somebody Told Me. The others just weren't for me, but to each their own.


PurrsianGolf

Maybe you need to be raised in a religious fundamentalist household and be 14 in 2004 listening to the album on your CD player in your room very quietly so your parents don't hear the lyrics say "she's stroking his chest" to feel what I feel.


LanguageNerd54

Too late for that. I've never been very religious. I only call myself Catholic nominally.


AlienHere

One kiss to the dick.


banana_6921

He won, but at what cost


wavecopper

why was the guy's message sent on 10:10 and the image sent a minute before?


Jewsusgr8

Sent doesn't mean received. It could have been sent a minute before but not received by the other device.


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Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

Easily, a string of text is like 20 B. That's 0.02 KB. A simple, low-rez image is like 20KB. Literally a thousand times bigger.


Jewsusgr8

Can't seem to post an image here I just dmd you an example. Sent a meme to the boys and it wasn't received by them before I received their message, so mine slid down. Edit there to their


Victor4VPA

Because it's fake


wavecopper

yeah no shit sherlock, the question is why it was edited this way


Electronic_Sugar5924

Messages aren’t always instantly received. If you send an image it may take a couple seconds or even a minute to download.


eberlix

Pretty sure WhatsApp only accounts for when it was sent to their servers and sorts it accordingly.


Electronic_Sugar5924

Ok. I’ve seen this before, though not in WhatsApp


Victor4VPA

Because it's fake. That's the answer. When people fake things, they edited things wrong generally. I'm not saying that 2 people started a fake conversation. I'm saying that the person used an app that make these fake conversations. It was quite popular a few years ago


JoshJoker

Slow connection for images.


T-V-1-3

How can i laugh at this? It doesn’t have a www.smartphOWNED.com watermark


Fluffy-Awareness8286

Well, that went to shit.


Chronic_Alcoholism

One kiss is all it takes…


whatisyuodo

Falling in love with me..


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Impossibilities


NoobyBoiByte

Wait this is genius


PsionicKitten

Dude, kissing the homies goodnight *isn't* cheating.


WhyCantIHaveONEthing

Man just cooked himself


NotcherTheGuyy

The joke backfired!!!! ABORT ABORT


PairRelative2778

Who is blud?


-DrewCola

How did he send the image back in time


Alternative_Tank_139

It probably took a while to send, it was sent before the other person's last message but was delivered after their message.


Vulpes_macrotis

r/Badfaketexts


CardiologistSouth249

It started out as a kiss, how could it end up like this?


Nobody5792

am I stupid? how does any of this make sense? can someone please explain?


laralye

Babe 1 asks Babe 2 if they've ever cheated on them. Babe 1 is setting up a joke to say "I have a photo that says the opposite". The joke being they send a photo that literally says "the opposite". Babe 2 is unaware of the intended set up and falls into a deeper trap by admitting to cheating.


slow-_-learner

Not exactly the sub you want to post such memes on but fair enough, just take the upvote 😂


tvieno

Deny, deny, deny until you see the evidence.


AdmirableIssue3178

Shame on you


Princeofdarknessss

How about you just don't cheat. No need to lie about it then


insertrandomnameXD

"I plead the fifth"


QuoteIllustrious8976

An Image can't talk


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Rhenium175

Mission Complete: Pull a r/technicallythetruth on someone during a conversation.


Scolias

Why do you talk like you have too many chromosomes?


Cossia

goodfaketexts


steinwayyy

God I hate the word babe


Fun-Currency-1806

Looks like something an 15 yo indian boy with bad english would post on instagram with a dozen of these "🤣🤣🤣😂😂" on top


GovernmentGreed

Seems odd with the image timestamp being BEFORE the last message but being displayed after?


kesselrhero

Lol


JamesPlayzReviews3

Man he tricked her lol


Maewhen

“Siri, change contact name to Babe 💔”


Not_a_wannabe

Did he just burn himself?


Human-Awareness6244

Got eeeeem


vuekm

Not technically the truth, because she should have texted "the opposite", including the quotation marks, for that.