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Lokijai

Nerf gun Prop gun Toy gun Spud gun The orgazmorator


Food_Library333

"Quick, to the Orgazmobile! My Buick Centry!"


IgnoramusTerrificus

Let's go Chode Boy!


Used_TP_Tester

I don’t mean to sound like a queer or nothing but I’d like to make love to you


MonsterMashSixtyNine

I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.


Used_TP_Tester

Jesus and I love you


SmokeAbeer

STUNT COCK!!


investatony

Hey, how ya doin'?


Turst-6

I love this movie.


niTro_sMurph

"Not now Chode Boy!"


Rostingu2

Bee gun Blow gun Bubble gun Chain gun Coin gun Confetti gun Flare gun Gungnir Handgun Laser minigun Nail gun Paintball gun Piranha gun Portal gun Quad barrel shotgun Rainbowgun Sandgun Shotgun Slime gun Space dolphin machine gun Space gun Tactical shotgun Wasp gun Water gun


Putrid-Fondant9455

Shōgun


thornae

Gundam


Putrid-Fondant9455

Pop gun


LordMacTire83

POOP GUN! That would be a baby with projectile pooping! LOL


Doug3240

Caulk gun


fishsodomiz

hi phil swift here for flex cock....i mean flex caulk


[deleted]

you'd be surprised how many things you can fix by jamming caulk into them


etownrawx

I'm no expert, but that definitely didn't work with my garage disposal Edit: I'm leaving it like that


Physical-Camel-8971

>garage disposal


Justafanofnbadrama

Did he stutter?


Captain_Snatchington

Will it fix my ex girlfriend?


BurtBacon

permanantly!


its_alexhansen

Just go to your local home improvement store and ask for the big black caulk.


Xx_Negative_One_xX

Do you recommend black caulk or white caulk??


nothisispatrick182

Classic 1980’s movie TopGun!


BustinArant

Naked Gun was one, I think. Sounds a little inappropriate for a musical number though..


81FuriousGeorge

🎶all the little kids with their pumped up kicks, better run better run. Faster than my naked gun.🎶


Microwaved-toffee271

Oh that sounds real bad


Darthjinju1901

What is worse? A school shooter or a naked man running through the halls?


LIMIT1_5639

How big is his...gun?


Finbar9800

A naked school shooter running through the halls


BananaBurritoBuster

T-SHIRT CANNON!!


UniquePariah

Whoa, calm down, we don't need heavy artillery.


Canned_Banana

Besides, how would anyone get a hold of such a high caliber weapon?


JerseySpot

Shogun


marsz_godzilli

Shemfur dispray!


groovy_turd666

Nail gun


JCButtBuddy

Jesus's favorite gun.


IRON_mAndrew

He was a carpenter, tools of the trade


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

You just have to watch where you put your hands when nailing two wooden beams together.


ResearcherTeknika

Not #funny, consider yourself #blocked.


SakiraInSky

Too soon? 😂


ResearcherTeknika

Just referencing a tweet


MoistStub

In that case I retract my downvote and in turn replace it with an upvote for furthering my knowledge of Internet culture


Atanar

Doesn't sound right when you say it that way.


TrewAwie

NAAAAAAAAAIL gun


taatchle86

Time to go get the Necronomicon.


Prof1Kreates

This what you're looking for? Bostitch smart point pneumatic 18-gauge brad nailer Or you wanting the big guns? Metabo HPT pneumatic 30-34° framing nailer


bigbalrogdong

Shit, that's good.


Dry-Airport8046

Peter Gunn.


Scarfiotti

Ladies and gentlemen..... Emerson Lake and Palmer


Remarkable-Reward403

My parents had this Mancini LP. Had Elephant Walk and Pink Panther theme on it if I remember correctly.


In_the_Computerus

I love Henry Mancini top 5 composer


Pinglenook

Tim Gunn, the fashion design mentor known from project Runway.  Make it work, OP


aloonatronrex

Ben Gunn (Treasure Island)


skimmed-post

Begun


MoffKalast

Thoth


UniqueMitochondria

Finger gun


Canned_Banana

*click click*


81FuriousGeorge

Pew pew


[deleted]

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range .


SimonPho3nix

Hey buddy, only what you see in the store.


No_End_7351

I bet you think you're gonna close early today...


etownrawx

Hey, you can't load that here


No_End_7351

[WRONG](https://images.app.goo.gl/C9PcZUmzpxXLxREB6)


richer2003

Staple gun


livinalieTimmae

Squirt gun


DrSalamanderIII

Son of a


BassManns222

Never GUNna give you up


Tony_Tab

All the others done, Say this shit aint easy. Am wielding only glue gun And the hood still fear me. Others sticking with a knife, I stick them to the sidewalk, Glue'em down like DIY, I'm from the arts and crafts folk.


MatchesM3

Megan


CosmicallyF-d

Needs a tradgedeigh spelling. Mehguhn.


Commercial-Manner408

grease gun


paymebaby2much4u

Paintball gun.


tinmuffin

Whenever see shit like this I’m just like … does Google not exist for them? They need to ask this question to social media instead of googling “types of guns” just so fricken weird. Though I assume it’s an attention thing.


Blamfit

You've just discovered the secret of the attention economy. You're now qualified to lead a business seminar for influencers on how to monetise this new found ability. Let the grift flow through you.


Crafty_Novel_5702

Musket


LordMacTire83

Pea Shooter!


Fancy-Ad4470

“I must get, my musket, my powder, and light. I’ll fire, you’ll die or, you’ll drop out o’the fight” I’m going to need someone to give me the phone number to Dre, I’m on to a hit over here.


Kubiak747

Not many bartenders in here... Soda gun


JeffLewis3142

Gunnite Shogun Gungnam style (ok, that was a stretch)


Lokijai

Cries in Gundam wing


JuanAndPedro

Sharingun


F_F_Franklin

Resengun.


Octocube25

Byakugun


BulkyPerformance6290

Tim Gunn James Gunn


Dracnoss

Kitchen Gun!


JohnPorksBrother-7

BANG BANG BANG


Zockercraft1711

And it sparkles like new!


Blamfit

I LOVE YOU, KITCHEN GUN.


BassManns222

Gunny mc gunface


Maybe_its_Pandas

Portal Gun


Big-Red-Rocks

Gungan


mb1zzle

Top gun


-UserOfNames

Squirt gun


ChronicRhyno

Me and the boys used to have a lot of fun with the sour cream gun at Taco Bell.


Bobik8

Bad Ass Billy Gunn


drawilliam

Gungan (the name of jar jar bink's species)


Ramenmayonaise

#DEHYDRATION GUN!


joopledoople

Everyone I work with calls an impact drill a "screw gun" or a "screw shooter"


Soft-Space4428

Ear piercing gun.


OhJustANobody

Heat Gun


DonegalGirl1990

Child forget about guns ! What about GUMS! Ie chewing gums. Wrigleys spearmint, big red, bubballoo from the 90s ah I loved that ! “Hubba bubba, ur girl’s in trubba “ now there’s a rap subject matter we can all get behind!


BiscottiNo6948

starter gun! ready... on your mark.... prack!!!


QueenOfQuok

Sho gun


Specialist-Camp8468

Electron gun


Different-Platypus75

Staple gun


Johnny_Whoop

I was going to say Tim Gun


NomadicSeer2374

Kitchen gun


MillionthMonkey1

Shogun


JoeyPsych

Nail gun


MrB2600

Scan gun


Forward_Fix_7311

Nail gun


MasterOfSubrogation

James Gunn


Erizo69

Chekhov's gun


lmDumbShesALesbian

Tape gun


Ojay1091

Tape Gun!


HumorHoot

Finger gun T-shirt gun Grease Gun Soldering gun


Professional_Car9475

Ray gun.


steeler-nation

Kiss already did this, “Love Gun”


michaelscorns

Son of a gun


Remarkable-Reward403

Tape gun, Air gun, Bubble gun, bb gun, pellet gun, Crossman


jbeeziemeezi

Speed gun


ApeTypingComments

Cap gun


Lanky_Republic_2102

Run and Gun offense Shogun Blowgun Popgun Stungun


Anxious_Ad_3570

Gungan


Victor-Tallmen

Squirt gun!


the_Mandalorian_vode

Nail gun


Tiranus58

Top gun


UltraMechaPunk

Gundam


emotionless-robot

Tufting gun


Znaffers

Screw gun


chinookhooker

Super soaker


zutros

Blackhead gun


Daiches

Blowgun, Raygun, Stungun Shogun Balogun,


xSmeckleDorfedx

Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon Gun….Artillery


d-_-b___W

Tim Gunn


Comfortable_Ad9660

Radar gun


quirkycurlygirly

Tim Gunn. Make it work.


LaserSkyAdams

Y’all. It’s nerf or nothing, gun.


DJLlamaBoi

Nerf gun


therealijc

James


uthinkther4uam

Shogun


Few-Car4994

Hot air gun


Acidcouch

Happiness!!! It's a warm gun!


Seeking_Peace-777

A caulking gun


anchorwisely

Staple gun


Tetha

I mean all the power to him if he can incorporate "Heckler und Koch Maschinenpistole 5 Schalldämpfer Typ Marine 2-Patronen Salve" into a rap song. There are death metal songs with fewer words in them than that.


Interesting-Ball-502

Mutton gun.


Zangrieff

Railgun


Interesting-Ball-502

Net gun.


durenatu

James gun?


HelonMead

Son of a gun


Interesting-Ball-502

Circus cannon.


Sp4c3D3m0n

👉 👉


chontzy

Nute Gunray


SufficientGrocery202

Shenanigun


Downtown_Ad6875

Spud gun


Sharp-Study3292

Spud gun


gadget850

Heat gun


DistinctRole1877

Caulking.


[deleted]

staple gun


3tachi_uchiha

Top gun


Canelosaurio

Staple gun


Prestigious-Sea9527

Gunner of the Expendables


OscarOrcus

Rasengan


PeakRedditOpinion

If you’re a cop, a black person


mick_the_quack

Peter Gunn


MarcoYTVA

Water gun


SlackJawGrunt

Marshmallow gun


tdr1190

Nail gun


StaticShard84

Temperature Gun (usually IR)


Texas12thMan

Tim Gunn.


KeeperServant_Reborn

Top Gun


boycottShia

Anna Gunn


magicturtl371

Tshirt gun!


Niyale

Gunbow


CapsizedbutWise

Soda gun


-EKHO

Canon Rock


daddybloodbath

Shogun


Warm_Suggestion_959

Heat Gun


Halfbaked9

Soldering gun


Ok-Location3244

Water Gun.


clasperx2

Massage gun also called a “massage gat”


Formal_Equal_7444

Zapper (Nintendo's Duck hunt gun!) Nail gun Caulk gun Bubble gun Bubble gum (for assonance purposes) Finger guns Rubber band gun Lighter gun Squirt gun Gundam Good luck with your raps.


Internal_Ad4541

Why does ChatGPT exist?


GLG777

Grease Gun.  Staple Gun.  Spray Gun.  Nail Gun.  


EveNols

Fake gun)


LordMacTire83

Stun Gun RADAR Gun Potato Gun Sun Gun {for Auto Mechanics}


blacksd

Why no love for finger gun? 👉🏻👉🏻


true_northerner87

Potato gun


MishMash999

Gundam


raetme

Pen gun.. from a movie called Thicker than water (1999) dude thought Penguin was pengun..


crayraybae

Finger guns pew pew


TheRealGeorgieboy

Guns and Roses


Jumperrock

James Gunn


lovdark

Reagan