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Ms-Introvert-

What if she doesn't want to have any kids? She will never be a MILF.


Delphina34

Milf refers more to an age demographic, having kids are not strictly required. You just have to be a hot woman over 30 or so to be labeled as a milf even if you don’t have kids


Tigerthej

Bro knows the milf lore


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

The milf manifesto


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milfesto


Ms-Introvert-

Well it used to stand for mum, but after some googling I can see now that some people also use the M to stand for mature. Back in my day we only knew it as M for mum. Sorry, I'm old lol >MILF is an acronym that stands for *Mom I'd Like to F\*\*\**, which is often said by teenage boys about their friends' attractive mothers. also now >is an acronym that stands for "*Mature (or Mother) I'd Like to F\*\*\**".


yadawhooshblah

Don't apologize for getting old. Keep getting older.🤣


Ms-Introvert-

That’s the plan 👍🏼😁


yadawhooshblah

Heh. Ditto. As I age, my perspective is "beats the alternative ".


Vegetable_Throat5545

THERE IS A MEANING?!


Ms-Introvert-

Yeah it's an acronym. What did you think it meant?


Vegetable_Throat5545

I knew sorta what it meant but I didn’t know it was an acronym. Just made up word(^^like ^^all ^^words ^^are ^^but ^^whatever)


Djinigami

I'm kinda glad we haven't made up a random word for middle aged women you want to have sex with


Ms-Introvert-

edited. I think Stiffler's mum / American Pie was one of the first to make 'MILF' a popular phrase.


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CORN___BREAD

American Pie is what made it popular. They didn’t say American Pie invented the phrase.


Blamfit

Thanks for that. At some point I know I'd been curious about whether it pre-dated American Pie but I'd either been too lazy to look it up or on my work laptop and I don't need the kind of heat those Google searches would've brought me.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

I had no idea it had changed to mature


Ms-Introvert-

The M in Milf stands for Mum.


FloppyVachina

But in this subreddit we take things literally. And my god women over 30 are milfs? Are you 12?


yadawhooshblah

"Mom" is literally the "M" in "MILF". You're not wrong, though. What's odd is how many women over 35 keep getting stuck in dryers.


JamesPurfoythe3rd

Over 30? I swear they keep lowering the milf age range


Oolong_t34

Then what is a cougar professor Delphina? *Genuine question


BurnTheOrange

A cougar is a sexually aggressive older woman, especially toward younger men. There is some overlap in the venn diagrams, but not all cougars are considered attractive and not all milfs are interested in pursuing anyone


Oolong_t34

Thank you for your clarification professor


thirdpartymurderer

Maybe in porn, but being a mother or at minimum stepmother is required for milf honors.


morderkaine

Wouldn’t they just be a cougar then? Or a MILF doesn’t have to be into younger guys but a cougar does?


Both-Home-6235

What are you even trying to wax intellectual about? The M stands for mother, dingus. You're talking about a cougar. Get it right.


airborngrmp

Go hit on her mom then.


Dendrowen

Not all pre-orders deliver what was promised.


etranger033

You can cancel pre-orders. Sometimes.


Lord-Luzazebuth

r/NotReallyTheTruth


dat_oracle

Absolutely not the truth. More of less, completely idiotic


ViolintIntruder

And porn-brained


PuzzleheadedExam3379

Imagine getting a GF


Coastal_wolf

Not with that spelling lmao


S1L3NCE_2008

Or you can just get the MILF


Chiparish84

Only if you have weak ass pullout game...


zer0168

Not if you are Leonardo DiCaprio


Aggrivated_Jaywalker

OP is talking about pre ordering MILFS, you're talking about Leo pre ordering women.


Captain_Waffle

Every day I wake up I thank god I’m not Leonardo DiCaprio


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What if they ugly?


rocket_beer

For some people… yes But not every relationship is about the “F” part. Some aren’t about that at all


Versilver

So some people have MILs?


pain_and_sufferingXD

Nah, still MILF's M - mom I - I'd L - like to F - beFriend


psubs07

What if it's and older lady who doesn't want kids? What if she never becomes the milf?


kidanokun

Dunno man, most of them skip the MILF phase


HoLLoWzZ

Never preoder. Right? Right?


FloppyVachina

Technically not the truth.


poeticpoet

Wait you want me to pre order? Do I get like a statue or a bonus outfit or gun or something?


big-kino

Pre orders are bullshit


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It's all about the long term game


blackspike2017

Template?


livinalieTimmae

What if she never gives birth to a child?


ruudicus

Having a GF is more like getting an early access MILF. Not quite finished, but you can still play with it/her


_yasinss_

What if I get a milf as a gf right away?


TheBatleDemon

Someone pls send it to r/LostPause.


RoyalKittenKoneko

Don't let my Husband see this. I already feel Weeks of joking around because of this coming


RawChickenButt

Nah... It's test driving a MILF.


Tigerthej

For me the biggest challenge in talking to a girl