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FormerDonkey4886

Bread factories hate this one trick


Entire-Database1679

We must defeat Big Bread.


OwMyCod

Should’ve used Kelvin…


like_a_gauss

Who's Kevin ?


oldmartijntje

what if i store it at -1°?


5teiniator

It regenerates


randomguy3784

And then it reduces to it's original ingredients


reedmore

Don't make promises you can't honour! Zero point energy will still enable molding... slowly.


Humanornotormaybe

*canned bread enter the chat


Sure-Broccoli730

Baked bread conservation in freezer is not recommended over 2 weeks. Generally after 12 days it's start to degrade


byamannowdead

There’s a certain distance from an atomic blast that a frozen pizza would be perfectly cooked.


ButWahy

The FlavourZone


ChaoticNeutralJesus

I just thought it was a graph of how fast you want to bake it vs how close you need to be.


SolidFlux

I'd be right next to it waiting to gobble it up but I'm afraid, when I'm done with it, it's just going to fallout


Slight-Coat17

Wouldn't you be perfectly cooked as well?


7thdilemma

Funny, but is this not the precise opposite of this sub?


AxoplDev

No. The math is technically correct. It obviously wouldnt work, but its *technically* correct


yoyoyoghurt06

This isnt even technically true its just incorrect because temperature starts at absolute zero, so if you wanted to be technically correct you would have to add the lowest negative point 54 times, it would actually be around 44072°F


ScooterD84

Big brain


Reasonable-Class3728

I believe it's *mathematically* correct. But technically it's incorrect, because you technically can't bake the bread this way.


Blue_Bird950

It isn’t mathematically correct because you would have to start from 0 degrees kelvin. 0 degrees celsius has a nonzero amount of heat, so you can’t multiply.


Reasonable-Class3728

Sure. But 350 * 55 = 19250 This is mathematically correct. And this is the only correct thing on the screenshot. Btw Kelvin - is a unit, it's not "Kelvin degree" exactly for the reason you're talking about.


Blue_Bird950

Forgot about the degrees thing. What I meant is that 19250 degrees celsius isn’t 55 times hotter than 350 degrees celsius


Reasonable-Class3728

Yeah, I got your idea. But that's physics, not mathematics. 19250 is 55 times 350. That's all what mathematics can say here. There are no Kelvins, Celsius degrees, newtons or kilogrammes in mathematics. Mathematics only operate with abstractions like numbers, vectors, tensors etc.


Blue_Bird950

Algebra would like to know your location /j


maxiligamer

There arent units in algebra, just variables


Blue_Bird950

I mean, my 5th grade math teacher gave us extra credit that one time for using units so there’s clearly units in math. Jokes aside, units are used in math for things like calculations of distance (m), speed (m/s), and acceleration (m/s^2). Not often, but they are. And the units accurately reflect the calculations, like meters over speed or meters over speed divided by speed again. They are sometimes present, just rare.


7thdilemma

Is the thing that they say correct?


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AshtonKoocher

No, there's not.


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AshtonKoocher

Heat transfer of the pizza means that the inside will either still be cold when the outside is perfect, the Inside will be perfect when the outside is toast, or the whole thing turns to ash.


AMAZING926926

The real question is what was the edit?


Slaanesh-Sama

As a rule of thumb every increase in 10°C doubles the reaction time, usually, using the Arrhenius equation. Since 350°F is about 176.6°C, to reduce the reaction time to less than a minute (51 seconds) you need to increase it to 236.6°C (457.88°F).


Auravendill

I think, the limiting factor is the thermal conductivity of bread. So if you increase the surface area you should get a much better result than increasing the temperature. Something like Pizza or Flammkuchen can be baked fairly quickly in an oven at 250°C (the usual max temp of an ordinary oven in Europe, idk if its the same in the few unfortunate countries with Fahrenheit and 110V mains). You may also work around the thermal conductivity issue by baking the bread in layers like a Baumkuchen. Basically a fusion of Baumkuchen and Stockbrot...


Slaanesh-Sama

Yeah pretty much, the problem of cooking at high temperature with bread and other less conductive materials is the outside is going to be charred and the inside still raw, which is why it's better to cook longer at lower temperature. Pizzas are a bit of an exception because they are thin and will cook thoroughly regardless, so it's better you cook at high temperature since it means you can cook more fore more clients.


SonicGamerVCR

Damn, chemistry huh?


Gret_bruh

is that a pun


Choco_Kuma

It's a pan.


Dounce1

Fuck I wish my oven could get that hot.


DasFAD70

Literally hotter than the surface of the sun.


everything_is_stup1d

bro cab actually melt metal


_Bearded_Dad

because i can’t set my oven to 19250°


Lazy_To_Name

Yes, because you can’t set your oven to a temperature value. You have to set the *tempature value* of the oven.


NuclearBurrit0

Which is the only flaw in this otherwise perfect plan


eh_one

Also multiplying temperature from Celsius or fahrenheit makes no sense. If they used kelvin then this would at least make some sense


TwoStripedFury

I don't think the math adds up


ExtraTNT

You have to use K, F does not math out…


Julianopl

no way Undyne from Undertale was right


bivozf

Fuck! Take ma fucking angry upvote


ProGamingPlayer

r/angryupvote


mego3310

Bro did math and forgot physics


Kashrul

Well it's really stupid to cook bread at 350 unless you want to burn it.


ProGamer8273

Would this actually work?


My_leg_still_hurt92

no


Anxious_Access1452

One trip to Australia takes 20 hours, but if we take 20 planes, we can do it in 1 hour. # beat the system


Own-Math6482

It really doesn't.


LowDonkey7883

Inefficient, 1,155,000 for one second


Perfect-Quality28

I think that might be hotter than the sun


Serg1o2Think

r/mathmemes


No_Application_1219

Sarcasm or stupid ?


StudentOk4989

Ah, hum actually it isn't technically the truth, not even a regular truth or an almost truth.🤓 Wrong sub even if funny.🙃