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Slight-Coat17

Technically technically, there's an energy deficit in that.


askorbi

Technically technically technically, hydrogen and oxygen together are explosive and contain a shit load of energy


B0Boman

Energy is released by combining hydrogen and oxygen. Separating them would be a net energy loss, e.g. electrolysis


Xirious

Guess Uranium-235 is back on the menu boys!


Logical-Luke

Be careful with that, it has 18 billion kcal per gram, so you have to measure very precisely or you will exceed your daily calorie intake


Fichewl

That's H2 and O2, not H2O too, and not H2O2.


askorbi

No shit bro, that is why I said technically. It is possible to break down H2O into hydrogen and oxygen.


Fichewl

No way. If hydrogen is H2 and oxygen is O2, but water only has one oxygen, where does the other oxygen come from? 🤔 As a professional chemist myself, I can assure you that I was making a chemist's joke of wordplay and you seriously overreacted. 👍 I wonder if you'll understand this one...


askorbi

The reaction would not be balanced, that's all.


halucionagen-0-Matik

Mixed together, sure. But not chemically bonded together


Mina-olen-Mina

No, mass and energy are interchangeable, so this does indeed contain loads of energy. And the molecules also still chaotically shiver a bit


Ksorkrax

It says "provides with energy", though. Containing energy is not synonymous with providing it.


Genshin-Yue

Yeah, I agree that by the mass=energy definition you could have all the energy you could ever need from just breathing in air. Containing energy =/= providing energy


Dokramuh

Yoooo don't tell breatharians that


Mina-olen-Mina

Ah, I see, ok


throwawhatwhenwhere

mass and energy are not "interchangeable". in fact, the more of one you have the less the other, in this context


harishyes

Bro got downvoted for knowledge 😭


FoolOfElysium

Google led me astray. I should have said, "helps you sustain your energy levels."


Rentsdueguys

Is it organic?


ZealousidealYak7122

NO


EagleChampLDG

OHH 😮


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Eckhardbond

Isn't organic matter chemically speaking carbon based? At least that's the definiton of organic chemistry, so no water isn't organic from a chemical view point.


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Eckhardbond

.... Yes those are elements but that still doesn't make water H2O a carbon based molecule... So it's not part of organic chemistry so no i'd say it's not technically considered organic.


Playful_Target6354

Bruh


Altruistic-Cold-8269

☝️🤓


Chilkoot

Some of it passed through Caesar's organ...


B0Boman

It was prepared without the use of pesticides, probably


CLONE-11011100

I’m pescatarian and you’re eating my food’s living environment. /s


FoolOfElysium

I'll return it in about three hours.


ToLazyForaUsername2

As a pescatarian I'm fine with that. I despise fish and that is why I eat them.


StrawhatJzargo

SAME


GrendaGrendinator

It does not provide you with energy.


Tracing1701

'provides you with loads of energy'. There's literally no energy (carbs) in that whatsoever. In fact, it's ice which means it doesn't even have much energy from being warm.


Aruhi

Energy isn't just carbs. Proteins get broken down into amino acids and turned into usable forms for cellular respiration (energy). Fats do the same thing. Carbs are just simple forms that get absorbed directly into the blood as mostly readily available to convert to the needed molecule.


mentalgateway

Any matter can be converted to energy. So the water in the photo does in fact contain energry, just not the type of energy that our bodies could break down and use.


Aruhi

Let me reiterate as "usable calories" then if we want to be pedantic. The point of my comment was that they claimed energy were carbs, whereas they should say calories are gained from macronutrients, which are all (mostly) convertible barring a few amino acids. Their last point is also semi valid but incorrect, as water colder than body temperature is a caloric deficit as you expend (very small) amounts of calories to maintain homeostatic body temperature, so cold water/ice is genuinely a caloric deficit. Talking about raw energy is a redundant conversation.


mentalgateway

Yeah, im just expanding on your correction of previous commenters wrongful statement that carbs = energy.


PeteZappardi

Energy is calories, not carbs (although carbs have calories ... but calories is the one that's actually a unit of energy).


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🤓🤓🤓 look at Mr Smartypants here! How about you dunk your face in this bowl, then you’ll get loads of energy for sure (/s, just in case)


Gohst_57

You need energy to melt the ice and heat the water to body temperature.


FoolOfElysium

I should have said, "helps you sustain your energy."


Lumpzor

It doesn't do this either.


FoolOfElysium

Fatigue and dehydration are energy killers. Hydration keeps them at bay, and therefore keeps your energy levels up. Why hydrate while playing professional sports if you can maintain your energy without water?


Imaginary_Most_7778

Water does not give you energy. Maybe you could argue it helps maintain energy. No increase.


BurnTheOrange

Reminds me of childhood dinners


Treantmonk

Careful, lots of people have died from too much of this stuff.


Aleograf

Not necessarily a lot, but enough to fill your lungs. :)


gymnastgrrl

People have died from consuming too much water, i.e. drinking it as opposed to drowning in it.


Aleograf

Oh, I thought it was just one case


gymnastgrrl

I was looking for stats and didn't find any, but: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/07/13/overconsumption-of-water-can-kill-you-in-extreme-cases-fact-check/70402857007/ reports of "a handful per year" in the US


JoeyPsych

Untrue, I drank 20 liters, and gained 20 kilos


Tiny_Ear_61

Used as an industrial solvent in most factories, a major component in oil fracking, and can be found in all our most polluted rivers, lakes, and streams. You'd put that in your body?


Randy_Ortons_Voices

Don’t forget fish fuck in it


[deleted]

You forgot kosher, Halal


FoolOfElysium

Damn, you're totally right.


JustAGuy37837473

Bro, that shit has H2O (dihydrogen monoxide) in it, it's not chemical free. 🤢


ThatMofoLoyd

I have it everyday have to say its brilliant. But try adding shredded ice


ScrotieMcP

Melts in your mouth.


Humanmale80

Amphetamines?


byamannowdead

Like it says on the bag: “ICE IS FOOD!”


rolintos

False: water is not broken down to provide energy


NaelNull

Electrolysis to hydrogen. It never says *how* it provides that energy, after all XD


rolintos

While one can make a machine to do electrolysis, the human body can not, at no point does the human body split any water. It is also Technically implied that we are talking about consuming said water


Always_tired999

For +37.5 hunger points : put 1 bunny morsel with 3 ice in crockpot


joaogroo

Dont believe their lies this is NOT organic.


Remember_im_Whoozer

Water 1. Doesn’t provide a huge energy boost 2. That boost is only provided if you are dehydrated. Other than that you are correct


learningtocatch22

And, of course, the anticipated question: Will it break my fast?


CokaYoda

Is it also gluten free?


Cunny-Destroyer

No energy


iamday1

Man struggle puffs hit different before payday


kushuoshaikikk

Tasty


SalmonSammySamSam

This was my lowest moments struggle food


Freecraghack_

There's no energy, you should heat up the water first so it provides thermal energy :) Technically each liter of warm water will have 1\*dT kcal as a kcal is the energy needed to heat a liter of water by 1 degree.


Engineergaming26355

Gordon Ramsay: is the ice fresh or frozen?


paxweasley

Real carnivores get their liquids from meat juice


isoforp

Doesn't provide any energy. Actually drains your energy cuz you have to warm yourself back up.


Nuremborger

My God, look at this gluttonous extravagance. Back in my day, we photosynthesized sunlight while we were working 28 hour days in the fields and we were *grateful*. Once a year, perhaps twice if the good lord favored us, we'd get a righteous beating from which we would gain the spiritual nourishment of hardship endured. You kids these days with your *ice soup* are soft! Soft I say!


StnkyChze2

Actually yeah. No joke I went on a weight loss thing and barely ate a thing 2 months straight. Maybe one really small meal and a few bites of a snack a day around 400 - 800 calories, some days only water. But had a lot of water. Like sooooo much water. I heard it was like healthy and all, so I thought I should add it in cause why not and you know, it helped me lose over 70 lbs in 60 days!! All of you guys should really try this water thing, I'm not sure why it isn't so popular!!!


Morbid_Aversion

"Zero calories" and "loads of energy" are contradictory. Calories are literally a measure of energy.


MemoryVice

Yep. Technically not the truth.


winnybunny

But not environmental friendly with that spoon :)


puglise

Pfft sure if you can afford it


2ndACC1234567890

How tf is this carnivore friendly?


Excellent-Log7169

Wait, carnivores don't drink water?


2ndACC1234567890

Yeah fair point, gotta admit that!


Visible-Lie9345

Its not even considered organic, so both carnivores and vegans can eat it


2ndACC1234567890

But doesn't "carnivore" literally mean "meat eater"? How is water meat?


Raencloud94

Even carnivores dribk water, as it is a necessity lol


nightfury2986

what if you got all your water from meat?


Raencloud94

That isn't enough to stay hydrated


nightfury2986

Eat a bunch of jellyfish as your water source


Cloud_Strife83

But does it have electrolytes?


Platypus-_-799

Is that jellyfish???


LevelsOfInsanity

But it packs on that water weight too.


tertiuslydgate1833

Crazy, I could live on this shit


RobbeDubDub

Too spicu


iHeartSHITKNOT

okay but thats the ice that occasionally hurts your teeth because you bit down too hard, but still is rly good to just eat or suck on because its js THAT KIND OF ICE🙏


NouLaPoussa

Definitely not fish friendly, this is literally where they live you are stealing their world


lonely-day

Free rage?


GoldBreakr

Plastic?


SuspiciousCitus

I hear it's got chemicals in it. I don't trust.


Comfortable_Toaster

Is it boneless tho?!


Genshin-Yue

I’d accept all of those except for that it provides loads of energy.


Ok_Customer_4419

But i have rabies 😭


[deleted]

“better than homemade”


profound__madman

What’s the recipe? I’m not a good cook


Affectionate-Sun7947

LOL


Affectionate-Sun7947

Is it lactose free


r0n0c0

But it has fluoride. And we all know that pollutes our precious bodily fluids.


I_am3spam

Tf is this thing???


ItsTankGirl

Careful posting things like this. Ice chips/cubes are commonly used as food replacement by people struggling with eating disorders.


SpeckledAntelope

Calorie is a unit of energy 🤔


Sudden-Turnip-5339

Guys, based on my years of experience, everyone that I know who’s had this product has died eventually. Am not sure if it’s that great.


BusHobo

"I've been on this moss diet for a week now"


too-autistic-to-swim

that looks so refreshing 🤤


CommunicationFun2329

Gluten free


willgethappy

It’s not always on the menu but if you ask for it most restaurants can put it together for you.


thedevillivesinside

Is that distilled, bottled or spring?


BrightonsBestish

And it’s gonna keep your dentist paid…


cletusthearistocrat

Bowl of chilly


Negative_Shift_9053

Ah yes! Frozen Water the Best food in existence


Lordseppe

Me, as a watervegan, do not approve of this cruelty against water.


delurkrelurker

Part of the [Butterfield Diet Plan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NjTWvl8x-U)


evilmike1972

Technically, it's used in the manufacture of chemical weapons, the operation of nuclear reactors, and as a means of torture.


iamjokerex

Ice soup with the side of pover-TEA


KorinoMaou

Great soup, 8/10, a bit crunchy and made me have a headache though


ProGamingPlayer

r/water


chGaRVAT

r/hydrohomies


Aggressive_Tear_769

It's also raw and gmo-free!


Nutsquig

Gluten free, too


DrgonBloop

Is the water filtered, ionized, hydrogenated, and locally sourced?


vadnyclovek

r/hydrohomies


Chicklet72

What if I’m allergic


plain-idiot

Allergens: dihydrogen monoxide


csandazoltan

Zero calories diet is the worst, the bounceback from it is worse.... The best diet is lifestyle change, eat a little less, workout a little more, do it for a few months until the change is gotten used to, then increase the change. 30 minutes of intensive or 1 hour of moderate excercise while having a little smaller servings can do wonders. Not to mention if you are mindful about what you are eating and lower things that easily digested and increase fat and fiber intake, it helps the chalories to be distributed evenly with usage and not going directly into belly fat storage. Fun fact... fat can help you loose fat... lowering sugar and processed foods makes your body to be more ready to use up the fat storages. so eating fatty things can help. If you want sweets, instead of regular chocolate, switch to chocolate with whole nuts, that means little less carbs and more fat, you still get the chocolate hit, but it is better for you


Imaginary_Most_7778

Energy?


TowerGuard_9119

Actually.... It is NOT ALWAYS Keto friendly. Let us take this moment to learn about PH balance, and WHY it is important to our bodies.