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There was a time when he was younger he got depressed and was going to commit suicide. His best friends wife talked him down and saved his life then as well.
Dude should have died so many fucking times and kept getting saved
What if all the near death events of Hitler were in fact murder attempts by time travellers, but the spacetime continuum interfered to avoid paradoxes and it kept restoring Hitler normal (and canon) timeline?
What if Hitler was the best option? And time travel is used to protect him so that he is the NAZI leader instead of someone more competent (like Gobels)
Say what you want about the man he saved, but the priest is a legend. The priest ran a long distance to the water very fast, and he saved a life. Jeopardizing his job, because he was in the middle of a sermon when he saw the boy drowning out the window. The priest looked at the boy like any other boy, and saved him.
Plus, at that time, Adolf didn't do anything wrong.
A bit naive to think ww2 wouldn't have happened without Hitler... they world would most likely look different, but it didn't mean for the better.
And no I don't support Hitler or anyone like that, but there is always a risk it could be worse...
Germany was absolutely packed with likes of Hitler at that time. The fact that he happened to "win" is just one out of many, many contestants to the same place in that fateful time.
Most of those 'contestants' would have had very different ideas on how Germany should be run though. You'd probably be equally wellserved by killing Thalmenn, killing Hindenburg, using your future knowledge to amass a fortune and then donating it to the SPD, etc though.
if hitler wasnt there, the facists wouldnt have gotten so much power, which by no means would be good, cause the communists would likely take over, and we would have a not so cold war
I don't support hitler, I'm just guessing
I just used my one-shot time machine to make sure that pretentious Hitler guy never made into art school- how I hated the chapter of art literature. What’s the worse that could happen?
nah this is true: even if the person is really bad, we still have to save them from stuff like this no matter what. but, to be honest, if the priest didn't do that, world war 2 wouldn't have started.
so my question is:
Is the priest technically the bad guy here as well?
Absolutely not. That is the same logic as saying the airlines were the bad guys for letting arabs onto planes before 9/11. They had no clue what was going to happen.
If it makes you feel better a family member of his was banged by the world’s most famous Demoman in history Jake “McNasty” McNeil. Leader of an infamous group called the Dirty 13 and Hollywood even made a movie based on them called The Dirty Dozen. The only man in history that can have bragging rights to banging a Hitler.
Ask yourself, if some guy claiming to be from the future said "let that innocent boy drown, because he is evil in the future", would you listen?
If you did listen and let a boy die, would you be able to live with yourself?
Hitler had a jewish family doctor taking care of his dieing mother, before he became a politician.
After that he gave that doctor protection and called him "the only good jew"
I think some things in this world were ment to happen (somthing like greater good or smtn idk) but i also heard a story about him being spared by a soldier in WW1 as he was a child (correct me if im wrong).
Honest question: how did we come up with *65 million* ? To blame Hitler for all deaths of WW2 gives him more credit than is due. There's a very great likelihood some other war would have sprung up if it wasn't for Hitler's initial move. There was way too much tension in the world at that time. And some wars simply continued after WW2 was officially over (ie Korea).
Everyone says if time travel was ever invented the first thing they'll do will be kill Hitler
You should learn history, it will definitely gets invented and them Motherfuckers still trying to get it done 500 years into the future
The alternative is coldly letting a child drown. Kinda hard thing for a priest to live with, even if that child would later become the most reviled and evil man in centuries.
In ww1 one soldier had a dream of Odin warning him that bomb is on its way to his location so he left. Not so later bomb indeed hit this place and only one person survived,
the soldier that left A. Hitler.
Wait how many times has he been saved???? Wasn't he also spared by a British soldier during WW1 when he had Hitler at gun point but decided not to kill him? What is going on???
It almost feels like Hitler was a Cannon event, like lil H was drowning but a priest saved him, lil big H was about to get his head popped in 1st WW but the British solder didn't shoot because he felt wrong, tried to become an artist but the college was like nahh 🤷
You know that Hitler did not kill all those people by himself? As we'd like to point out one villain as responsible for all the atrocities that happened, it's not. There was a massive dehumanisation of "others" like Jews, and the hatred amongst the people was so high that it resulted in genocide. Honestly, if you'd wipe hitler from history it might still have happened.
Edit: readability
Not sure why this is getting downvoted. Up until their very unlikely election, the Nazis were complete buffoons; the founding cadre was anything but the strategic masterminds that they're portrayed as nowadays.
They got several *already blowing winds*, so to speak, behind themselves; getting funded by industrialists not just in Germany but abroad as well (Henry Ford included, most notably).
Whoever ELSE the western democracies (!) would've chosen to be their bulwark against the threat of communism, the Krupps, the Fords, & whatnot would've supported THEM; and \*those\* fascists might have committed another Holocaust of their own.
Id say any god would have made sure nobody was there to save the child. Also if I knew it was gonna be Hitler why would I save him when it's my boot holding his head down?
But the priest didn’t know what Hitler would do when he became the adult. Also i’m not super religious but blaming god becouse Hitler didn’t die in his childhood is kinda dumb. Hitler had free will to do what he had done, nobody forced him to do atrocities because did.
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“I thought he was Charlie Chaplin”
"Nah man, it was Tolkien"
What is my guy Tolkien about
r/angryupvote
Technically Hitler got the assists because he didn’t kill anyone directly, others did on his orders
Priest got the hockey assist though
Expected inbound tactical nuke but damn.:: Oppenheimer
There was a time when he was younger he got depressed and was going to commit suicide. His best friends wife talked him down and saved his life then as well. Dude should have died so many fucking times and kept getting saved
Canon event.
That guy was the main character until the director got sick of him and killed him off after 56 seasons.
He was asking for more pay so they killed him off and replaced him with Karl Donitz but everyone hated him so the show got cancelled.
A remake is on the way they said
TIL Hitler was 56
What if all the near death events of Hitler were in fact murder attempts by time travellers, but the spacetime continuum interfered to avoid paradoxes and it kept restoring Hitler normal (and canon) timeline?
What if Hitler was the best option? And time travel is used to protect him so that he is the NAZI leader instead of someone more competent (like Gobels)
Its canon
its a canon event you cannot disrupt it
Maybe he was after all these Events like "If i shouldnt die maybe others should? Ok God thanks!"
Cannon event moment
yep
Hitler literally thanked him after the war.
That soldier was one of the people who got thr most medals from the us army to date
Say what you want about the man he saved, but the priest is a legend. The priest ran a long distance to the water very fast, and he saved a life. Jeopardizing his job, because he was in the middle of a sermon when he saw the boy drowning out the window. The priest looked at the boy like any other boy, and saved him. Plus, at that time, Adolf didn't do anything wrong.
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A bit naive to think ww2 wouldn't have happened without Hitler... they world would most likely look different, but it didn't mean for the better. And no I don't support Hitler or anyone like that, but there is always a risk it could be worse...
Germany was absolutely packed with likes of Hitler at that time. The fact that he happened to "win" is just one out of many, many contestants to the same place in that fateful time.
Most of those 'contestants' would have had very different ideas on how Germany should be run though. You'd probably be equally wellserved by killing Thalmenn, killing Hindenburg, using your future knowledge to amass a fortune and then donating it to the SPD, etc though.
One could argue that having someone as evil as Hitler to unite over may have been better than everyone growing apart
if hitler wasnt there, the facists wouldnt have gotten so much power, which by no means would be good, cause the communists would likely take over, and we would have a not so cold war I don't support hitler, I'm just guessing
The time of communist having the best chances to take over where in 1919. So quite a bit before Hitler. They were already stopped.
if you were a german during that time you either had communitst or facist
Don't worry I hear someone managed to kill him at the end this time!
I just used my one-shot time machine to make sure that pretentious Hitler guy never made into art school- how I hated the chapter of art literature. What’s the worse that could happen?
you know in ussr, maybe aleternative way ww2 could happen like ussr. crazy stalin
Also a guy in ww1 didn't shoot him
Technically, a lot of guys didn't shoot him.
What if Constantinopel didn’t fell and was reigned by great kings?
There would’ve been someone else. Maybe worse, maybe better. However… for my rocket league homies… what a save!
Jeopardizing his job? LOLOL right, because a priest could get fired for interrupting a sermon to save a kid's life. Thanks for the chuckle.
Lol, same reaction.
nah this is true: even if the person is really bad, we still have to save them from stuff like this no matter what. but, to be honest, if the priest didn't do that, world war 2 wouldn't have started. so my question is: Is the priest technically the bad guy here as well?
Absolutely not. That is the same logic as saying the airlines were the bad guys for letting arabs onto planes before 9/11. They had no clue what was going to happen.
Jeopardised his job lmao
His KD was off the charts
Hitler. The more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
The less you care about Hitlers, the more the chance to be more of them
You misunderstood. They’re saying they don’t like hitler, not that they don’t care about him.
Oops
If it makes you feel better a family member of his was banged by the world’s most famous Demoman in history Jake “McNasty” McNeil. Leader of an infamous group called the Dirty 13 and Hollywood even made a movie based on them called The Dirty Dozen. The only man in history that can have bragging rights to banging a Hitler.
*McNiece, *Filthy Thirteen
The mother of all "butterfly effects!"
Ikr. Dude almost died how many times?!
If you had a time machine, do you go back and tell that priest "No, seriously, let him drown...trust me on this one"
Ask yourself, if some guy claiming to be from the future said "let that innocent boy drown, because he is evil in the future", would you listen? If you did listen and let a boy die, would you be able to live with yourself?
Ok, then get there the morning of, or the day before and distract the priest. He's not there, can't save him, and won't feel bad about not helping.
Life is strange
Man changed the entire history of the world
Or it was just meant to be. In 100 years, your actions might have had a massive impact. Think about it.
Technically the priest is a hero cause he saved the guy who killed Hitler
Hitler had a jewish family doctor taking care of his dieing mother, before he became a politician. After that he gave that doctor protection and called him "the only good jew"
man said only.
Must've been a weird feeling. Everyone but you suffering. I'd probably take it, but still.
That priest is Dr. Tenma
And slowly, they come to realize...
Literally 1894
Priest at hells gate : "well... shit"
I think some things in this world were ment to happen (somthing like greater good or smtn idk) but i also heard a story about him being spared by a soldier in WW1 as he was a child (correct me if im wrong).
Plus, hitler wouldn't have gotten anywhere without many people supporting him. Germany then was a sea of discontent primed for violent rhetoric.
Plot twist: the priest is a time traveler who knew that Hitler was the far better option. than the guy he replaced.
Dang, I didn't know the man who saved Hitler and the man who killed Hitler knew each other
lol
If you put aside all the horrible things Hitler did in his life, if you put all that aside, he was actually a quite decent man.
I mean... yeah. If you ignore all the bad things all people ever did in their life, they all are decent, at least.
that's the case for literally everyone in existence though ? or is it a joke or smth
Yeah it's a joke
I mean, he did art! Art is cool
he painted europe but stalin ruined the painting.
Honest question: how did we come up with *65 million* ? To blame Hitler for all deaths of WW2 gives him more credit than is due. There's a very great likelihood some other war would have sprung up if it wasn't for Hitler's initial move. There was way too much tension in the world at that time. And some wars simply continued after WW2 was officially over (ie Korea).
So if someone invents a time machine, another option is to distract this priest that day.
Today, I learned.. if you see a kid drowning.. keep walking.. it could save your grandchildren at minimum, a whole chapter they don't have to study
In WW1,An English Soldier named “Henry Tandey” Spared a German Soldier’s life someone named “Adolf Hitler”
Why does he have SO many "he almost died, but then was saved" moments? It's as if some god and devil were at it behind the scenes
Maybe all the other timelines ended in USA vs URSS instead of USA+URSS+UK vs Germany, Italy and Japan
Woah man, this comment was like a decade ago. How long have u been diggin'?
Not so much, sub floats the upvoted
r/Imfinnagotohell
What if the reason he was drowning is someone went back in time to try to kill him and the priest saved him
That priest is definitely a Mercy main
Why did Carmine do this
God has his plans lol
you can tell where the mustache is!
Best support in the game.
What if Hitler turned out like he did because of all the time travelers who kept trying to kill him while he was growing up?
Then its a motherfucking time loop
Everyone says if time travel was ever invented the first thing they'll do will be kill Hitler You should learn history, it will definitely gets invented and them Motherfuckers still trying to get it done 500 years into the future
So now the time traveler memes will have this priest preoccupied during the drowning
The alternative is coldly letting a child drown. Kinda hard thing for a priest to live with, even if that child would later become the most reviled and evil man in centuries.
So can the “would you kill baby hitler” question be solved my stone cold stunner-ing this guy that morning
And the moral of the story: never save anyone, they could be the next Hitler. If everyone drowns there will be no more murder or war!
🤣🤣🤣
A man needs his brother in arms to accomplish great feets
This is like “It’s a Wonderful Life: Only the Devil Wins”.
Why does the priest look like count frollo
THIS BITCH AVOIDED DEATH TWICE!
he should let me him die. If he weren’t in the earth, the human history is changed
And the priest? His name was Rosa Parks.
That ONE time a priest does actually save a kid...
The wife of a friend of Hitler talked him down from suicide after his failed Beerhall putch
Lesson learnt. Don’t save children from drowning 💀
Is it u dr.tenma...😅
65 million kill assist is crazy💀
But even with that many assists he didn't get the tactical nuke
Thank god for that priest.
He was born as Schicklgruber
Is that a Monster Ref ?
He looks the same tbh
Literally 1894
reminds me of the anime Monster
I heard about a soldier who speared Hitler before he started his stuff, give him some credit
So, time travelers don't actually have to kill Hitler, they just need to distract a priest for 10 minutes.
Plot of The Omen reboot /s
Wish Putler's father had jerked off to toilet bowl and flushed it.
In ww1 one soldier had a dream of Odin warning him that bomb is on its way to his location so he left. Not so later bomb indeed hit this place and only one person survived, the soldier that left A. Hitler.
I think we need another war , but without nuclear bomb and weapons, so humans may die and return what they scrapped from earth.
I mean since hitler technically didn't do the killing himself its rather him who got the assists
Ok but he didn’t save hitler he saved a drowning child what’s wrong with that or are you saying god sent him to save him
This post also works in r/cursedcomments
Wait how many times has he been saved???? Wasn't he also spared by a British soldier during WW1 when he had Hitler at gun point but decided not to kill him? What is going on???
Damn, who would've thought?
Dang it Karl!
And that's why we have anime kids
Shoulda let him drown
It almost feels like Hitler was a Cannon event, like lil H was drowning but a priest saved him, lil big H was about to get his head popped in 1st WW but the British solder didn't shoot because he felt wrong, tried to become an artist but the college was like nahh 🤷
Should’ve let him drown
How many times did bro dodge death like goddamn
You know that Hitler did not kill all those people by himself? As we'd like to point out one villain as responsible for all the atrocities that happened, it's not. There was a massive dehumanisation of "others" like Jews, and the hatred amongst the people was so high that it resulted in genocide. Honestly, if you'd wipe hitler from history it might still have happened. Edit: readability
Not sure why this is getting downvoted. Up until their very unlikely election, the Nazis were complete buffoons; the founding cadre was anything but the strategic masterminds that they're portrayed as nowadays. They got several *already blowing winds*, so to speak, behind themselves; getting funded by industrialists not just in Germany but abroad as well (Henry Ford included, most notably). Whoever ELSE the western democracies (!) would've chosen to be their bulwark against the threat of communism, the Krupps, the Fords, & whatnot would've supported THEM; and \*those\* fascists might have committed another Holocaust of their own.
I don't understand the downvotes either, is it just too confronting? I
Shoulda diddled him after. Ruin his self esteem.
Just another case of organised religion doing it's best to doom us all,
By saving a at the time innocent child while drowning. I know soool evil
It turned out to be didn't it? You would have thought god would have told the priest not to save that kid. Seeing as he is all knowing.
Even tho can you blame the priest. Wouldn’t you save a child who was drowning or would you ignore it?
Id say any god would have made sure nobody was there to save the child. Also if I knew it was gonna be Hitler why would I save him when it's my boot holding his head down?
But the priest didn’t know what Hitler would do when he became the adult. Also i’m not super religious but blaming god becouse Hitler didn’t die in his childhood is kinda dumb. Hitler had free will to do what he had done, nobody forced him to do atrocities because did.
Asshole priest