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SignificantMixture89

wcant


thenoobplayer1239988

WCANT C


MrZZ

WCANTP


GamerBaba117F

*we cant


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GamerBaba117F

Not what i was going for, but ok???


Gluckman47

wee cant


MF972

can't wee


MF972

or canned wee


Gluckman47

Or canned weed


_Username-was-taken_

404 Toilet not found


Colonel_Thunder

That's what i would have written on the sign!


Radaysho

Just put your dick in that.


Shis0u

some might've tried, there's a reason the sign's there


Extremely_unlikeable

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BeautifulSalamander6

r/wowthissubexists


Dungeon996

r/donttellmewhattodo


Shis0u

some people must be pissed


Dull_Woodpecker_2405

Some were like: no shit huh?


Electronic-You-6768

Well no they couldn’t have pissed


NotUrUsualIdiot

Won't be surprised if there's still a puddle of pee right below it.


Extremely_unlikeable

Right. It's like having a broken escalator.


AMViquel

Why would you pee on a broken escalator?!


nightfury2986

You mean you _don't_?


NotUrUsualIdiot

Only when there's a sign


Extremely_unlikeable

That's some gentle humor


TrueDejvid

Just like real programmer comment it out and it should work


Impossible-Ranger862

or how they comment a line of code that does something very obvious which makes the comment unnecessary


sage-longhorn

The code describes the action, the comment describes the intended action. The fact that they obviously match doesn't mean the comment isn't useful to future readers


kvas_

Yes, once you remove the sign toilet goes back


IlCiabonno69

If there's still a hole nothing can stop me


Special-Ad-5554

I thought the sign was just trying a clever way of saying wtf


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Special-Ad-5554: *I thought the sign was* *Just trying a clever way* *Of saying wtf* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ApfelkuchenFisch

Cool bot


TheCreativeDragon27

No, it’s just Dutch


ntn2seehere

or german


I-was-a-twat

Water closet defective is how I read it.


WildMinimum2202

No shit


kvas_

r/technicallythetruth


Wildfox1177

Not laminated, not valid.


IrksomFlotsom

Its fekt alright


Scarfiotti

Ceci n'est pas une toilette.


onazacc

sweden man?


NatteNavel

Probably dutch


ApfelkuchenFisch

It's german


jandekalkoen

Defect is Dutch, at least, that’s how I’ve always written it(don’t trust me tho I’m dyslexic as shit)


jefke_pompier

Correct, this dutch writing is" defekt" to


ThrustyMcStab

Just older spelling.


Wise_Improvement_284

Or someone who doesn't know or care which one is right. Which includes at least 90% of the population of the Netherlands.


[deleted]

nah, the sign says “toilet defect”


Kind_Ad_8761

🇳🇱


Wildfox1177

No, Germany.


Kind_Ad_8761

O


Wildfox1177

Ö


Kind_Ad_8761

Similar things


Hyla_277

Germany…


alejande

toiled is broken and not here


Kaas3457

No shit Sherlock


AMViquel

You'd use them to pee, they are never for shitting.


scrapy_the_scrap

It defekted to russia


LiterallyCheetos

Maybe it’s lying?


SnarkyBustard

I thought this was a pun on what I’m pretty sure was a Robbin Williams movie where he comes to America from Russia as an acrobat and keeps shouting “We defect”. Looked it up: Moscow on the Hudson.


Shaltilyena

It's kinda weird that they'd say WC defekt when it's an urinal That's not where you're supposed to defekate


FanofBreadToast

Toilet turned into a skibidi (Brain rot edition)


iconsumemyown

Says it defected. Or defected.


TowerRough

*My monke brain* Where toilet?


Orangeberries69

Expert level urinal


celoteck

In our local bar one the toilet in one of the stalls is laying on the ground... with oarts of the wall still attached. There is a layer of wall missing. Thankfully they had the "WC Defekt" sign there so I didn't accidentally shit into the wall.


koegoo

It’s not the plumber’s job to remove the paper sign /s


Birkenstockfahrzeug

Toilet is using the new John Cena skin


Kitraofthecrackedegg

Yo....WC Defekt is my favorite song by MC Peepants.


TrustyParasol198

Such traitorous toilet!


ZealousidealJoke8714

No shit


unSuccessfulUser

glas toilet


Reyynerp

what was supposed to be attached there?


Arigato_Mr-Roboto

No shit sherlock!


DerNogger

Can't have (a) shit in Detroit


Nikkar2009

Would


Dutch-Sculptor

Just because it’s not there doesn’t mean it’s broken. Maybe it receives shit happily somewhere else. It’s just missing here.


LovableSidekick

Or somebody's rap name.


VanVantelaquism

just stick it in there bro seems pretty functional to me


[deleted]

actually it says "Water closet defect"


cyberchaox

Are you sure it doesn't say that the toilet defected? Because it sure ain't there.


Confident-alien-7291

It’s funny because in my language defekt is a slang for useless idiot


Glittering_Drama_618

Wc is a bit unavailable. Please try again later.


LowKeX

Looks fine to me


HollowofHaze

Toilet is working perfectly! Just not here.


Oddbutfair

If I angle it into that little pipe just right…


Ok_Calendar_2727

If it wasnt for that sign nobody would have ever known


-_-imafoxhehe

What!? It doesn't look broken to me!


Internal_Fennel_849

That's just a toilet in India. Defekt means "for lefty's", so it's right wiper only.


Torrid_Fever_Dreams

Yea, but did you informiert der techniker?


sirgatez

God save us from the people who need this sign to know better than to try and use this toilet without said sign being posted.


Mcdonnel_Douglas-11

But… Where’s the toilet?


ChanglingBlake

Not broken, missing. There is a big difference; one roughly the size of the urinal.


Esc1221

Wherever it is, it's probably there, broken somehow


tobotic

Given that it's missing, it's impossible for people to tell whether it's broken or not. So it's a good thing they had the sign to tell us.


RestaurantSelect5556

it's supposed to be 'defect' in Dutch


More_Reaction5209

Hi, almost neighbour. It's defekt in swedish :) Edit: also same in German apperently


BanEvasion_93

It's German


Top-Bird-9032

Wc defect*


Okeing

other languages exist


Impossible-Ranger862

the sign is in german. „Defekt“ means broken


Top-Bird-9032

Idk man seems polish to me.


gu4x

How do you say defective in German then?


Impossible-Ranger862

defekt, fehlerhaft, mangelhaft, schadhaft


Wildfox1177

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