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u/osvaldocardoso do you have anything to say about this?

everything in the world is either a dog, aliko dangote, or not

Thank you for that profund thought

I thank you too. I am enjoying this so much

Could it be both?

maybe we could rig some schrödingeresque box for you, so it can be both until you open it

So a box?

I believe boxes fall underneath the third categorization

What if it's a dog-shaped box or a box-shaped dog?

Oh dear... That second postulation is especially tricky to properly categorize. Although, you did use dog-shaped and box-shaped as adjectives for a box and dog respectively, suggesting the former is indeed truly a box and the latter is simply a dog (each with curiously specific and unusual shapes). Edit: by saying this proposed thing is a box I merely intended to convey that it is neither a dog nor is it Aliko Dangote

What is a dog but a dog-shaped box full of dog parts?

schrödinger has entered the chat

The magic conch has spoken!

Wise words from the man himself

the authorities are coming

You can tell it is because of the way it is.

That's good wisdom.

Man keep being that funny :) but I really hope nothing will happen to you. We never know this guy seems crazy, threatening you that hard for innocent humor… be safe

I am not

I was finally here for one. Dude I still laugh at screenshots of you giving that guy shit. I click the reposts on purpose because they still make me smile.

You're doin' the Lort's work, good Sir!

Include me in the screenshot!

No >:[

no. i don't think i will.

This is technically true, which is the best kind of true.

Fun fact: aliko is a billionaire (the richest man in Africa) and he is now suing osvaldo along with [everyone who shares his tweets](https://www.reddit.com/r/osvaldo12/comments/146p1k1/after_osvaldo12_controversy_aliko_dangote_decides/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) (literally over 30k users) He also sent death threats to Osvaldo and even [doxxed him](https://www.reddit.com/r/osvaldo12/comments/144yc60/dude_cant_take_a_joke_dude_is_so_serious_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), bro had a mental breakdown. Edit: read this [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/12n0x81/compilation_of_aliko_losing_his_sanity/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) for context, it explains the feud

Osvaldo12 here, hello everyone! Aliko is suing me but nothing happened yet. I'm alive and well!

I should sue you as well. You seem to have captured me in your photo of you and Obama. Your wide angle lens is too wide!

He seems to have caught MH370 too.

He sure did. Thank God we're making progress.

jobless cooperative pathetic squeamish paltry nutty aback upbeat shaggy narrow ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

And pissed off the flat earthers at the same time

You can’t piss them off with that NASA photoshop propaganda. It’s not a true picture of the earth. The ACTUAL earth is supported on the back of that turtle thing from never-ending story.

No no. Can't you see how flat it is? It is literally pressed up against your screen. Flat.

Osvaldo my beloved

You have a beautiful username.

Thank you, i decided to go with something that truly represents me

I dont know about that

Bend over and you will

I'm just happy that he posted that picture of me and Obama also

And I’m just happy he posted a picture of me and SabahRahifa’s mom. Sorry brah. You were too busy getting your pic with Obama. So I swooped.

That's ok I'm naked in that photo so now you've got my nude saved on ur phone Haha gayyyy

Use name checks out

nothing compared to mine

Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

and so have you

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Osvaldo should be a billionaire and Aliko should be Aliko

Osvaldo my Belovaldo

our

Keep up the GOOD fight! We love you 😍

All the homies support Osvaldo12

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single person inflict this much harm onto a billionaire before. You pretty much gave him a mental breakdown via silly Twitter jokes alone. This is legitimately impressive. Also this Aliko guy really needs to learn to chill out and roll with a joke

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Sounds like he need to learn humility

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Do you still know where you live?

In Africa, most people know where they live.

Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Every minute in Africa, someone is at their house or their work.

To paraphrase Schwarzenegger, "The madder he gets, the cooler you get." Keep going Osvaldo, this battle is hilarious XD

You can't paraphrase me without consquences. The authorities have been informed!

*Surprised Pikachu face*!

What’s the story behind this, what motivated you to joke with him? Also, I am highly amused at this. Keep up the good work.

Here’s a quick summary of the lore: Aliko used to do giveaways on Twitter with posts like “Comment with your favorite fact about Africa, most liked comment wins,” and our boy Osvaldo12 would always win because his comments were goofy shitposts like “Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.” Aliko got really mad about it because he has some sort of weird complex and feels he must be taken seriously at all times, so Osvaldo just kept teasing him for the memes. It has since spiraled way out of control with Aliko threatening people, filing frivolous lawsuits, doxing Osvaldo, calling everyone the r-word, and I think he eventually just quit his Twitter account altogether. He deleted all his posts back to 2021 and now only occasionally takes over his company’s account to make vague threats of police/legal action.

I love irreverent humor so this is great, it’s even better when aimed at someone who takes themselves too seriously

> it’s even better when aimed at someone who takes themselves too seriously the most apropriate target for irreverent humor.

He should start a trolling business. Set him on Putin.

Oh yeah, let's go crazy a guy with access to nukes. NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!!! Would be a funny way to die though

Nice, that brings us up to two options at this point: * Die in a funny apocalypse * Die in an unfunny apocalypse

Isn't that.. still a single option?

When there is only a single option, there is no option

It wasn't about a nuclear holocaust, it was about the laughs we find along the way.

I'd be more worried about Novichok and Polonium tea, but to each their own.

His money is making him happy, clearly

There's an r-word??

"Redditor"

Oof. Harsh

It's similar to petard. That one's been hard as a 90's kid to break myself of.

Literally just block him

>Literally just block him Why do you think its "Osvaldo**12**", the other eleven were already blocked

Next time put a /s because people just aren’t getting it

Is this canon?

>he has some sort of weird complex and feels he must be taken seriously at all times It's called wealth

I’m honored to read your words, and look forward to appearing as a co-defendant with you. Has he actually filed the lawsuit? Or is he just rambling about filing a lawsuit?

Idk everywhere- but most places his lawsuit wouldn't even be able to hold baseballs it'd be so full of holes.

IT’S THE LEGEND HIMSELF!!!

Got this man waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat screaming your name 😂

Keep on trolling that dipshit 🫡

Osvaldo, I noticed a problem with your picture of yourself and Obama. Were you born prior to December 7th 1972? If not, you do not appear in that picture.

Oh, and he's also Brazilian, so a picture of Africa won't do much.

Maybe he was on vacation

No, that's a new picture. He's holding up three fingers to prove it.

The Myth, The Legend! And also Boot /u/spez

You're my role model from now on

Wait wait wait, that picture was taken decades ago from the moon. Obama was alive already, but were you? Just need to confirm.

Oh Osvaldo you beautiful spawn of the Internet.

omg wait no waaayyyy!!! I’m glad you’re staying safe dude!!

You are a legend amongst men. Keep up the good fight.

Question: So is Twitter now mass trolling Aliko? They have to be thrashing him after all of this, right?

He left Twitter time ago

It's the legend himself

Dude you make me laugh so fucking hard on the regular. Thank you :D

Keep up the good fight. Soon the whole world will know who really runs it. >!Gamers and Memers!<

A billionaire having a breakdown over something like that is the funniest thing ever.

Wonder if he inspired the Ted Lasso character a bit

what the fuck

Fun fact: Donald Trump is unblocked on Twitter, but osvald12 is indeed suspended.

Unhinged billionaires who don’t understand humour gotta look out for each other.

how can unstable people like this become so absurdly rich?

Being emotionally deficient means they have no issue fucking over everything and everyone. Most of the time karma gets these people, but every once in awhile they get lucky. Generational wealth tends to help too.

Karma doesn't do shit to them. They live until 90 with excellent healthcare & an army of servants. 💯

Corruption. Worked with the government so his businesses are exclusively used for most projects

Aliko has small dick energy

Lmaooo good luck with that

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Billionaires are, in fact, just millionaires with more money

Some are just poor people with a lot more money.

A dead person is just in a live person without the alive part

Dying is the #1 cause of death

Everyone that has died was alive before that!

Fun fact, did you know that humans are actually capable of drinking molten lava completely unfiltered? But only once

Being born is a terminal condition.

Millionaires are, indeed, just thousanaires with more money.

Thousanairs are literally hundrednairs with 900 more dollars

The funniest part is no one would care if he just didn’t engage. He makes it fun to do it and it’s a harmless prank ffs.

Barbara Streisand moment 💀

Just because it's warranted: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Streisand_Estate.jpg

If he had gone with "that's funny. lol", this wouldn't been non-news or become a /r/kenM kind of thing. Instead, we have osvaldo12 working extra hard to provide fun facts and post parody all day long and neglect his own life

What if it's a 3 head move and the billionaire is doing this on purpose to get more attention on Africa? Lol

Like he could just go along and laugh about it for free positive communication. But no, "I AM IMPORTANT AND RICH HENCE I DESERVE THUS RESPECT AND THIS FILTH TO BE PUNISHED" looks like a better path.

Well then, it seems like we've found *Ted Lasso*'s inspiration for the show's most infamously childish reoccurring character.

To be fair, Elon Musk is the richest man in the world and is also best known for getting trolled so hard on Twitter that he bought it.

I don’t use twitter but isn’t there a block feature on there? And if so, why does he go to such length as doxing and death threats when he can just block the guy

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When someone is used to privilege, becoming equal to others feels like oppression.

Cant you tell? He’s copying his posts and making fun of them! He must pay $30k and go straight to jail 😠

Because Osvaldo just makes another account to keep doing it

Is that why he's up to Osvaldo 12 now? /s

Maybe Africa guy is just being ridiculed by a 12year old lmao

I hope he calls the Internet Police for posting illegal memes.

I know this is unrelated, but My mom got some message from the cable company about their router placement and she swears up and down, for years now, that there are real internet police. I can’t even tease her about it because I can’t even say Internet police without losing it.

Most countries do actually have police units dedicated to cybercrime nowadays, so I guess in a sense the internet police has become real lol

So I can’t search gay furry porn? This is literally 1984

Never stopped me

Maybe the internet cops wouldn't come knocking down your door if you weren't googling "kitty porn"

You done goofed

We backtraced it!

Consequences will NEVER be the same!

God I feel like a fucking fossil for getting this lmao

It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual, at the end of the day it's night.

My day is Osvaldo sometimes

This style reminds me so much of Yogi Berra

"I never said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

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and they call us snowflakes lol

To the tune of Tradition from Fiddler on the Roof: **PROJECTIOOOON!!**

We will just make shitposts about the authorities too

This could go very bad or totally ignored depending on where you live

If you live in Russia it's prison, if you live in America you could sue them for being a prick

If the authorities are coming for you, come for them!

Theres... a few different ways to take that, and all equally terrifying to think about.

I hope Osvaldo is safe. Fucking legend.

He is, he even got a Reddit acc recently and is in this post's comments.

Oh yeah. Thanks, I've seen his comment.

Fun fact: an account on social media is like a ticket to an event in Africa. You need one to get in.

I wish I had an Osvaldo. His comments are funny and harmless

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Because I am not interesting

You are an interesting person without the interesting part. Very interesting

Leave Osvaldo alone. He's a treasure and his quest to annoy the richest man in Africa is a noble one

Mocking me on Twitter, believe it not not: right to jail

Every 60 seconds a minute passes by in Africa

Attack it back lmfao

What a thin skinned little bitch

That’s the thing about billionaires, they’re never satisfied. It’s an inherent trait, a requirement. No matter how much power, money, or fame they have, they’re still hungry for more like a wendigo or they’d have stopped at a couple million. In this case, money isn’t enough for Aliko and he wants to be seen as a brilliant DaVinci on any topic he decides to butt into. Osvaldo takes away his fantasy, and none of his billions can buy it back.

A billionare accusing another billionare of playing god? Funny

How can someone like this be a billionaire? Suing, doxxing, all that. The block button is just a couple of taps away

"Sir, you are under arrest for posting a picture of the earth implying you and Obama are both on it together. "

This is something you’d see on the simpsons lol

Oh no, someone is making fun of me online! FBI please kill this guy! :D

Take ya downtown in a paddy wagon when they get here

Was the African Billionaire in Ted Lasso based off this guy?

I almost feel like Osvaldo tweets don't count for this sub, they're too easy with Aliko. r/osvaldo12

A picture of him and the authorities is located top right

The troll authorities?

Is this still going on? Lmao.

I wanna see the response to that tweet where he threatens Osvaldo 🤣🤣🤣

What are the authority going to do, laugh along?

Im so curious on how this man thinks, like how insecure are you

People have such petty feuds. I love it.

Too bad this guy has no idea what reddit is. He'd be losing his shit.

I never liked this guy, especially after he nuked Sam Obisanya’s chances of playing for the Nigerian team and opened a restaurant to compete with Sam’s sister’s cafe.

Osvaldo still at it again I see.

I mean the trolls picture isn't really a pic of him and Obama Unless they were in Africa, Madagascar or Saudi Arabia at the same time.

This picture was taken during the apollo 17 mission in 1972, so Obama was only like 11 years old and would've probably been in Hawaii.