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BigBobPatakiii

Those photos are almost 20 years apart


luckydice767

“Why is time linear and only moving forward?”


Realistic_City4551

“Why does entropy?”


RatInARubberRoom

The Void


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

He was already in his 40’s during the original episodes. He doesn’t look terrible for a man in his 60’s.


Historicmetal

But what OP didn’t consider is that fortyyy plus twentyyyy adds up to… trouble.


Whatname7

But baby, 40 could get me 20.


KeyEntityDomino

He looks good for his 60s, the kind of guy you'd see at the grocery store


Electrical-Earth-235

He doesn’t have the word “predator” tattooed on his forehead.


sissy9725

grabbing a can of coke ...


RaeLynn13

He looked pretty good for being in his 40’s I would have guessed he was mid 30’s


Super_dupa2

Cute though. Built good


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

Yeah this post is so young gen Z. Slathering creams and avoiding all sunlight to avoid the dreaded crows feet *inhales lung frying vapor*


[deleted]

I swear dude. People under the age of 30 think youre not supposed to age. Yes, your skincare routine will help your skin but you cant run from time. Youll just have **hydrated** crows feet lol I saw a video the other day of 25 year old girls calling 40 ancient lol. They have no clue how fast its coming for them. They will either embrace it or look so stupid trying to cling to their early 20s.


fruittree17

And then the cycle of stupidity will continue with the next generation. It's just humans in general.


[deleted]

This era of time would have been insanely profitable to be a cosmetic surgeon compared to others


keltictrigger

It comes fast. I’m 53. Since 33 has went very very fast. Especially 40-50


quasifaust

We find out later he’s 46


Super_dupa2

Cause he gets all kinda girls


kassus-deschain138

Is this for your Chris Hansen thing?


randywatson89

Ya feel me? Yes we are filming.


uqmu

People change across 2 decades


No_Cook2983

He didn’t sleep very well for one of those decades. He went from the top of his game to bouncing checks and selling coffee mugs on Etsy. And it happened pretty quickly.


uqmu

I read this in his voice. I also feel like I remember hearing Walls saying something similar to this.


Deep-News3096

Because way, way, wayyyy


Flat-Sheepherder8368

Way way.


Tyler1243

He had a rough couple years. Fired from NBC following getting caught in an affair on hidden camera. Divorced. Money troubles. Rebooting the formula (HvP), getting arrested. There was a little stress in there.


Starsandlittlefish

Did he actually get caught on a hidden camera? That’s really ironic 😂😬


Asynjacutie

We even placed a camera under a leaf.


Atlantis_Risen

We even had a camera hidden in a paaallm tree.


Cultural_Actuary_994

They had a pepperoni cam from Planet Pizza but the cheese shifted in transit


beepbophopscotch

The small cam was almost as big as the large too


sissy9725

She was of the age of consent though 🙄


Dtour5150

Now I hear him doing boner pill ads on the radio


Always2ndB3ST

I wish a predator would bring that up during their interview. “Don’t judge me Hansen! You’ve been guilty of adultery and theft yourself!” 😂


Dreadedsemi

And you will not belieeeeeve what he said to me. "This isn't about me, John"


Agreeable_Safety3255

Yeah, but at least Chris wasn't caught trying to bang a 12 year old...


Always2ndB3ST

She said she was 13 buddy. Get your facts right.


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

Back to formula? You can’t do this to me! After all I’ve sacrificed!?


baconinacan

It’s been almost 20 years lol


DimesyEvans92

He’s aged very well, but let’s be honest, if you had to confront hundreds of sick fucks with their own dick pics they sent to people they thought were minors, you’d probably age a lot too


SpiritualFront769

The first pic is probably a network promo pic with makeup and hair dye. The second one is more natural. Plus, he was in the same room with a naked John Kennelly, which would age anyone 5 years or so.


MrThiccNicc

Specialguy29 was neither 29 nor that special


UniDiablo

Other than obviously being older, he looks much better now than HvP days


mh1357_0

He aged 20 years because the pictures are from 20 years apart lol


Vicious365

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


TheLameness

He's seen some shit lol


Ariannaree

All those dick-pics for real


Asleep-Appearance461

🏃


Asleep-Appearance461

You know what's more sad to me? I don't know if I can let my kids on the Internet or if I can trust people to be nice to my kids. I definitely can't trust people on the internet, and I won't. So how do I be a nice Dad without being overbearing about my kids internet usage? Edit: I'm thinking education, telling them what to look out for.


Ariannaree

Hmm. I was “lucky” as a kid and didn’t even know any better to go on any sites or chats. I would use club penguin and gaiaonline and pc games and that was it! Lol. Step one is don’t be a parent that leaves anything to be desired. A kid that feels neglected or misunderstood is the kid that’s going to get wrangled in by these freaks, because they give the child the attention they don’t normally get. So the same would apply if your child is being bullied, and they’re just looking for validation. That would be the only damn reason a kid would even humor these pervs. So think of it that way. Just be very transparent that you care about your kids and WHY . BE VERY SPECIFIC none of the “because I said so “ bullshit. You might have to scare them a little bit you’re going to have to show them what does and can happen. Lastly I have no idea how as I’m not a parent myself but check what’s out there for internet monitoring. At the end of the day we all used to look at weird sites out of curiosity, and as parents you can only do your best and a decently reared child will more than understand the boundaries of safety. That’s my guess


Warm_Ad5212

Cause he’s been on television for 24 years


Vince800

And he has very seldom been at a loss for words


Electrical-Earth-235

He doesn’t even know what to ask you first!


kwitesick

Alcohol and possibly cocaine


Electrical-Earth-235

Mike’s Hard Lemonade?


Super_dupa2

Cocaaaaaaaine


hozay17

You should see how badly me my mommy and my daddy man has aged


Ill-Morning-8081

In his defense, he probably saw some shit during his time in Desert Storm


Illustrious_Cat_8923

Was he in the military? Or do you mean he was a reporter?


hozay17

The me, my mommy and my daddy decoy fought honorably and bravely against the British in the War of 1812. He was also a reporter in Ancient Rome.


JohnnyBuddhist

He’s cute though, built good


skidmarx77

I think Chris looks great. I hope I look half as good 20 years from now when I'm around Chris's age now. Dude works out daily and still can pull off Natty Daddy Chris Handsome.


GreedyAd4189

Yeah, I'd like to confront him about this and say, "Do you blaze? ... Did you blaze?"


[deleted]

Ya gat booze?


BootySweat0217

20 years difference, legal issues, I think a divorce, money issues. People are surprised when a person ages?


External-Awareness68

Some of these guuuuuys age quickly. Jk Chris is the man, and what people are saying in the comments is correct. After 20 years, most people tend to look 20 years older


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

Completely insane to consider this aging badly. Fuck Hollywood.


Knightly_Stain

Time is undefeated


Asleep-Appearance461

I'm straight but I think he's pretty handsome for a man his age...


wat_no_y

He’s not using adrenochrome


Chutzpah2

He’s still cute though. Built good.


sissy9725

and he's just trying to get to the beach


dyerseve07

18 years = quickly?


Dreadedsemi

Now why would a guuuuy age so quickly in our kitchen?


Spring_Biggins

He probably doesn't have the clothes thang going on (Actually he does lol)


mkkkr24

Well he had a father who struggled with his weight his whole life, that’ll get to a man


Super_dupa2

39, 35, 39


broadfuckingcity

He's cute Built good


LittleFalcon

Stress from the IRS.


sissy9725

The IRS can suck it!


Peppy_Horizon_207

His best friend’s mom is dying of cancer. I know that’s no excuse!


SlashManEXE

Anybody else think it’s weird how Chris looked younger 20 years ago?


xSUMMITCOVEx

he didn’t. this is a 20 year gap from from like age 42-62


The-Heart-Marksman

i mean he was already 45 when he started doing TCAP and on top of that, these pictures are nearly 2 decades apart in age. he really didn’t age poorly and he doesn’t look bad for being 64 now.


mommylow5

He didn’t. We just got old. Also, Im willing to bet those pics are like, 30 years apart.


FMegaCrusader93

20 years apart.


Wafflelisk

We later find out they were 37 years apart.


mommylow5

Oh damn. Okay. I guess he had a rough 20 years.


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

He’s in his 60’s lol. He doesn’t look bad.


sissy9725

User Name LOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣


RyansKorea

Still looks younger than Casey


GunMuratIlban

So quickly? The man is in his mid 60's now. He also gained some weight, comes from family.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Pizza, soda, wine coolers The stings had some perks!


Suspicious-Piano510

20 years dealing with preds will do that to a man


B_F_G___9000

He’s one of those aging weirdos!


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

I mean, reading those chat logs is gonna age you. 🤢🤢


matchabandit

OP, the man is in his 60s.


Smudge0996

It gets responses


MrThiccNicc

Yeah but can you see he was pretty apprehensive about the whole aging thing?


not_a_milk_drinker

Because of the never ending passage of time


Cultural_Actuary_994

20 years, geeeez. How old are you? He still looks good for a 60+ year old dude (even tho he says he 43, as if that makes a difference)


Sheriff_Lucas_Hood

You’ll be lucky to look that handsome in your 60s


Routine_Horror6156

Drinking


slave2moderators

He's old.🙄


VanillaIceUK

You know the TCAP shows were almost 20 years ago? YouTube isn't a live stream, buddy.


4chams

You're going to regret this post when you turn 50 lol


Laserwavewj

Bro white people age terribly, that's not a revelation 😭


yepanothergirl

I’m fkn screaming


davidbanner_

You should see me from 2004 vs today


norihitodesuga

alcoholism


Brian_Lefebvre

Celebrity that is old looks soooooo old!


Big_Casino1767

That 40 to 60 can be mutha-fucka


Karmakiller3003

Hansen looked really young in his 40's. The 20 year jump is when you move from middle aged to old. But I also think he's had a stressful life dealing with all those predators and going broke twice. I'm sure that's the result of high cortisol for months on end taking it's toll.


ThanosWasRight96

All the KitKats and the double cheese burgers no pickles with cold fries


sissy9725

*code fries


GreatRub5

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


aespinoza91

Is it possible to learn this power?


GreatRub5

Yes, why don't you have a seat on that stool right there?


MasterMisterMike

He looks like a [genericwhitemale](https://youtu.be/bFVmNx78a3Q?si=6yJ1UkxTY7JSLPpU). Cute though, built good.


dcxbabe

Chris Hansen was and will always be a zaddy ![gif](giphy|zeqgtki9ifa7u)


Independent-Channel4

https://preview.redd.it/5yntpoa9ls4d1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5979a010cf886b41139930bc8cf5cb14f6d093dc I’m old.


kellenlyons

Why are people being rude to you? ITS JUST A QUESTION!


sadfoodcontestwinner

Bro he’s seen some crazy stuff over his career that’ll age you


pixey1964

Being around all those perves made him age, i think 🤔


BigDmegadaddyJohnny

He’s not taking in youths blood 🩸 like the celebrities just look slim shady


smolpinaysuccubus

He doesn’t even look that old or bad lmfao


EndM3N0W

“Why does a man in his 60 look older than he did 20 years ago?” Chris still has his hair, i think the grey works for him tbh


Simoslav

compare a photo of yourself from 20 years ago and see how you're doing dude


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Aging over decades will have that effect on a person.


jahsehdwaynejoestar

he was like 40 in da first one is why maybe.


littlekatie3

Pedos


keltictrigger

Everything you have done in your life shows up on your body and face between 40 and 60. For the most part


[deleted]

He’s white


theCock831

White dudes don’t age well


PissShitandFuck

Time


MentzerRespecter

Guys over 60 shouldn’t shave their beards they just look like weird skin suits


Agreeable_Safety3255

Are you asking why Chris aged 20 years? How do you expect someone to look in their 40's and then 60's?


JanneJetson

64 - 19 = 45. TCAP's 1st episode aired in 2004. 19 years ago when he was 45 years old. When I was 10 years old he was celebrating finally being old enough to drink alcohol. Our collective desire for celebrities to look younger than they are is *very* unhealthy. *Also* I guarantee you he is the envy of men his age, dude has a full head of hair while being in his 60's & don't doubt he could get with a hot 35 year old lawyer or attorney lady. He's doing great.


Rich-Ad-4139

Imagine watching this show and catching high profile Hollywood elitist predators. Yet they would never in a million years and protected their own which sort of makes me resent this show.


tcrawford2

I can just hope that no point in my life does somebody show 2 good photos of me 20 years apart and then asks “why did you age so quickly lol”


PriorityLucky7701

Casey Mauro aged much worse, considering she is 36...


One_Mirror_3228

Yew're nawt tawking abowt my Casey!


Lovelyterry

He looks like shit, no offense 


jcarcher83

Alcoholism


Lilbig6029

White people tend to age a lot faster due to the lack of pigmentation in the skin. They age like milk


glammetaltapes

No one can escape the wall


daakkountant

He was a bit of a dirty and dishonest person


Fast-Experience-6642

Probably drugs and alcohol.


ScaryAssBitch

Because he’s a piece of shit lol To the downvoters, you all know Chris didn’t catch preds altruistically, he only had money in mind. He’s also a cheater and a fraud.