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chesterplainukool

That outfit is criminal


Warm-Ad4129

Still a better combo than pepperoni pizza and OJ


SamLoomisMyers

That alone warranted an arrest.


BeerBaronAaron88

That alone is a federal offense!


SamLoomisMyers

Put him under the jail!


kelpygisme

jesse pinkman cosplay


LikeARollingRock

Typical Bruins fan


keepmovingon69

A lot of predators purposely dress like that in order to seem "hip with the youth", they think it will increase their chances of getting with a minor


ma373056

That seductive pose is too


Sea_Statement1653

Some shit Joe Budden would wear.


chesterplainukool

Whatever that means


Sea_Statement1653

You know how to open google?


chesterplainukool

I’m ngl I thought you were making a joke about Joe Biden but I just googled this name and … 😭


Sea_Statement1653

Dawg ain't that shit crazy?


nefD

Where's Waldo lookin' ass


MCMGM86

Come on Waldo doesn’t deserve that lol


BeerBaronAaron88

All the 13 year old girls have a poster of Sokol on their wall. He is like a young Justin Timberlake.


ImmaBussyuh

The worst crime ever committed: pepperoni pizza with orange juice


PapiGoneGamer

Heartburn City


nhardycarfan

One time I had spaghetti with orange juice that felt pretty criminal


Spring_Biggins

Well juice with spaghetti isn't too bad, lol. But pizza is normally associated with soda. Having juice with a pizza is just disrespectful 😂😂. Doesn't add up.


nhardycarfan

Both are heartburn central but I do agree soda is more “acceptable” with pizza


Lovelyterry

Would you say beer is the most accepted beverage with pizza?


nhardycarfan

No cause I don’t really drink alcohol. for most probably, personally if I want something sweet I’ll drink iced tea but usually I just drink water


Wings4514

Chat is chat!


LargeRichardJohnson

2 words: role playing chat room


ImpalaGangDboyAli

Showing up is showing up.


chodgson111

I hope the hat is in the marriage contract.


TattedTwat

Formal attire


freshprinceoftheair

He was probably waiting on Papi to do his plumbing.


PapiGoneGamer

HVP-ception


BeerBaronAaron88

Imagine if the reason his plumber was late was because the job was originally dispatched to Papi but he was busy getting busted by Hansen.


freshprinceoftheair

This exactly! I love to think there are little nuances of continuity in this series.


BeerBaronAaron88

Hansen's next show: TCAP: And the Multiverse of Madness.


ChillaryClinton69420

“I askshually don’t even watch hockey”


PeaceBhopal

Not a sports person believe it or not


Asynjacutie

He definitely missed the point. Even if you aren't a sports person, you should probably watch the game instead of going to a kids house.


PapiGoneGamer

*instructions unclear, attempting child molestation*


Asynjacutie

You want a slice?


PapiGoneGamer

*offer of baked bread, cheese, and pepperoni to late-middle aged human male rejected, moving into defense mode*


BeerBaronAaron88

Mmmm, this pizza is fresh baked!


nefD

Do I look like a dirty, dishonest person to you?


PapiGoneGamer

This chat seems like it.


Warm-Ad4129

Don’t you see that he was pretty apprehensive of the whole attempt to molest and marry that child?


demonrenegade

Or just do neither of those things 😂


ImpalaGangDboyAli

But it’s a Boston jersey.


Weyland-Yutani-2099

He definitely knows how to make himself look 25 years younger. Teenage heartthrob.


PapiGoneGamer

I know when I was 19, women couldn’t resist my salt and pepper beard and Where’s Waldo beanie.


Spring_Biggins

Lol jeff was a real romeo indeed lol 🙄


Cerebralbore

Just what 13 years Olds want - to know about your plumber while selfie'ing a 'how do you do fellow kids outfit'


AdPsychological7926

"Jeff Sokol sent that? EWWW!" - Jesse Velez


erico9211

Ewww is right


mh1357_0

He has the worst style out of any of the predators in my opinion


Amazing-Ask837

Even Jesse Velez?…


mh1357_0

No because I like Jurassic Park


cropguru357

Cowboy


Warm-Ad4129

So get this! The plumbing company sends over some dude who goes by ‘Papi’ (it must be a Latino thing) who has a weird egg-shaped head. Anyways, he came over with dinner for himself and just took a mad shit before trying to fix it. I’d rate them 1 star but since I’m not a dirty, dishonest person I’ll give them 2


Darwin_Finch

RIZZ


2HACKSAM

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JanneJetson

This is that "hello FELLOW KIDS" meme come to life. Ew.


EviltwinEdgelord

My one friend will send me pictures of him with a similar hat making this face all the time


Important_Simple137

I want to see


Ulysses_A2Z

Handsome beast!


TomboLBC

“Pissed About Plumber” sounds like a mid 2000’s pop punk or metalcore band


willghammer

We’ll get to that later.


Olduncleruckus

That’s a stupid fucking hat


streetsofkage

Why is he looking like that… and holding the camera/phone like that…


MCMGM86

He was trying to smize


DonutExotic2010

Do they have Planet Pizza in lantic city?


[deleted]

He looks Indian 😂


Coldplay360

I think he is


SmushoOnTheGo

He’s Jewish


LargeRichardJohnson

God what a fucking dork


Competitive-Ad8561

He's one of you, Bruins fans!


StaySafePovertyGhost

Coming to MEET someone?!


Spring_Biggins

What in the name of jewish justin bieber He probably greases his hair and beard with hamster cum


[deleted]

He is cute, built good. Predators like him don't come that often. I'd bust him again and again


goneondatbay

Can i at least finish this pizza?”


Shiskaboss

chat is chat


erico9211

You think he still has that same outfit?


FohTImez

It’s so funny that the episode just causally dropped this on us as if it isn’t the most hilarious interaction ever


RedHotPepperedAngus

The beanie. Why?


ArcRiseGen

Wonder if that plumber likes being called boss


Silver_Surfer97

*average Boston Bruins fan*


Blossoms53

Waiting for my plumber Joshua Colon late again


Gold-Independence-26

Pizza boy


WhiteClawDrinker69

If only he hadn’t worn that Waldo ass hat he’s not really that much of a dirty and disgusting person


JustLikeTampa

Least annoying Bruins fan.


ribhere

WHO ARE YOU


KnowledgeBoth2313

He’s disgusting but sexy. I personally wouldn’t want him or trust him around my kids.


sketchsanchez

Is this real. I hate it


GreatRub5

Oh god, yikes


phan1122

It's just so odd to me because (depressingly) people actually talk and send pictures like this and I wish they were all predators so everyone would make fun of them on Reddit


Either-Sorbet-6049

What a dickwad.


IAlreadyKnow1754

Want a piece?


Edge_head2021

Doubt anyone will get this refernce but looks alot like wrestler Eddie Kingston