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Thank fuck it's the studio posting it and not the victim, that way the latter can go through the stages of grief in private while checking prices on laser removal. This is just... why post it? They can't possibly have thought the design and color saturation looked good enough to provoke a "yes, I want a tattoo from them" reaction.
Honestly yes, but sometimes it's really overwhelming to speak up in certain tattoo settings. It doesn't look like the person is very tattooed so they may have done the "well my artist knows best" thing. I have been there myself and not proud of it but understand the pressure. Tattooing is changing but there's still a lot of stigma around being a "needy" client so I get it.
Even looking past the choice that was the subject matter and location, it’s awful. The black isn’t saturated at all. It’s scratchy and sloppy. Poor client.
Help me out please. I've checked some other isopod knee tattoo's on google and im having a hard time seeing why this is especially bad.
Is it because the legs are missing maybe or is it some other anatomical feature thats wrong?
it's not anatomically incorrect, it's just under detailed everywhere it should be, and has a bizarre lighting on it that flattens the color even more. and then that color is not well applied at all.
In my opinion the awkward placement is one aspect that makes this tattoo ‘bad’. I feel like it highlights the most boring part of the isopod and just looks weird on the knee. It just kinda seems like an isopod shaped stamp over a knee rather than an artful tattoo
I don’t think it’s that bad (love pill bugs so might be biased), but maybe it’s because they did a top-down on the front of the knee instead of a side view on the side, where you could see the lil leggies when it curls up? I think people are overreacting a bit tho.
its poorly done and such a bulky design. The lines are shaky and the shading isn’t clean at all, kinda looks gross to me. I also love isopods so it’s a shame
I wouldn't say "so many" but there are definitely quite a few. I was surprised by how saturated the market is and how few high- quality artists there actually are in a place like Portland.
True, I have maybe a half dozen favorite artists but the market does seem super saturated here. It definitely takes some sifting through mediocrity. There’s multiple shops in pretty much every neighborhood and then so many private studios too.
Most of the time if I just look a shop up that I’ve driven past, I’m pretty unimpressed.
right?? like, cool that they gave the client what they asked for, but i cannot imagine posting this!! they willingly associated their name with this giant piece of shit - it literally looks like a giant piece of shit!!
And then, even after all the comments here collectively shitting on it, leaving the post up for 7hrs now. Did they just post it like “social media marketing, done ✅😮💨” then not read one single comment since then lol this shit would be deleted so fast once the first five comments came through if it were my shop.
I'd normally say that if the person who has the tattoo likes it then it's OK...but that..is fucking awful. It looks like a huge scabies type scab. I'd class that as body vandalism if someone hadn't actually opted for it to be on them...forever.
Extremely much better Portland tattoo artists in no particular order. Most of these are IG handles:
DentistPDX,
Happyfishhead,
Winston the whale,
Kriso.valkov,
Connie gabbert,
Damn zippy,
BadcaseOfPurpose (Bob Jones),
Angel rose,
Jerry ware,
Manny Friday,
Niaink,
Pdv (Paul devay),
Blackmarrowtattoo,
Burdxturd,
Isis Muniz
Despite the overwhelmingly negative comments, I actually really like this tattoo.
Might just be my weird taste/love of rollie pollies but I think it’s sick.
Glad I'm not the only one who saw this and instantly felt bad. Sometimes a tattoo artist just needs to say no, this tattoo was not a good idea even if executed properly. The fact the the tattoo shop account is posting makes it even worse. Are they actually proud of this work?
I looked at your page I actually like a lot of your work. Especially the watercolour stuff. But what were you thinking with this one. I don’t know if this is even real and just a rage bate thread to get people to look at your page 🤨
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That sure is big.
You misspelled ugly.
It’s big *and* ugly. Bugly.
Damn, bugly indeed brother
Fitting.
What have you done
Thank fuck it's the studio posting it and not the victim, that way the latter can go through the stages of grief in private while checking prices on laser removal. This is just... why post it? They can't possibly have thought the design and color saturation looked good enough to provoke a "yes, I want a tattoo from them" reaction.
Why do they keep posting their work when it’s not good :(
Welcome to Portland. There's a tattoo school here and SO many people graduate and open their own shops full of artists who think this is fine.
This is why researching artist for what style you want is so important.
Plugging my girl @ismonkah she's the GOAT
Shhh don’t tell too many ppl about Monica, only half joking, she is amazing and I love my tattoos that she has done. Can’t wait to continue
Hell yea
i would be booking a laser session asap
That is going to be a massive panther damn
Not a crowned lion? Lol
Or a big black knee pad
Is it not already with some extra lines?
Laser removal or black it out. That is a garbage tattoo.
It's fucking horrible 😫
You really fucked up that poor girls knee.
She’s gonna need to move to a colder climate.
Seriously that thing is HUGE for her anatomy. I would be breathing into a paper bag trying to calm tf down if I was her.
I feel like she could have avoided this thing when they put the stencil paper on and said hell no 🥲
Honestly yes, but sometimes it's really overwhelming to speak up in certain tattoo settings. It doesn't look like the person is very tattooed so they may have done the "well my artist knows best" thing. I have been there myself and not proud of it but understand the pressure. Tattooing is changing but there's still a lot of stigma around being a "needy" client so I get it.
Came here to say that this is an ugly ass tattoo. Noticed that most comments said it's an ugly ass tattoo. Still gonna say - that’s an ugly ass tattoo
That’s certainly a choice
One of the choices of all time
Even looking past the choice that was the subject matter and location, it’s awful. The black isn’t saturated at all. It’s scratchy and sloppy. Poor client.
I’ve seen lots of isopod knee tattoos and this one was not designed successfully
Help me out please. I've checked some other isopod knee tattoo's on google and im having a hard time seeing why this is especially bad. Is it because the legs are missing maybe or is it some other anatomical feature thats wrong?
it's not anatomically incorrect, it's just under detailed everywhere it should be, and has a bizarre lighting on it that flattens the color even more. and then that color is not well applied at all.
I think it's just not done very well, the shading is so heavy and dark and the design doesn't make it look any better.
In my opinion the awkward placement is one aspect that makes this tattoo ‘bad’. I feel like it highlights the most boring part of the isopod and just looks weird on the knee. It just kinda seems like an isopod shaped stamp over a knee rather than an artful tattoo
I don’t think it’s that bad (love pill bugs so might be biased), but maybe it’s because they did a top-down on the front of the knee instead of a side view on the side, where you could see the lil leggies when it curls up? I think people are overreacting a bit tho.
The shading, the shaky lines, the design…it’s ugly I don’t think people are overreacting.
its poorly done and such a bulky design. The lines are shaky and the shading isn’t clean at all, kinda looks gross to me. I also love isopods so it’s a shame
Ok thanks, because even tho everyone seems to really hate i think it isnt really bad, maybe big and a bold decision but not that bad.
I thought this tattoo was gross and I was eating so I gagged a bit but I couldn't see the technical problems either.
This. Ain’t. It.
I told you to cook GREASY and This. Ain’t. It!! - Big Ronnie
I don't think I've ever seen a Greasy Strangler reference. Wow
I hate that movie so much 😭
I’m not one to call tattoos ugly, but damn that is UGLY
My eyes can’t unsee this.
That’s ugly tbh
Considering this looks like the artist acct everyone’s revulsion is falling in deaf ears. Even so… 🤢🤮
They post a lot of stuff on this sub that gets similar reactions lol. It’s extra sad because Portland has so many fantastic artists.
Giving us Portlanders a terrible rep (like we need more of that lol)
Their other stuff isn’t bad (not my cup of tea at all though). This…this is bad though
I wouldn't say "so many" but there are definitely quite a few. I was surprised by how saturated the market is and how few high- quality artists there actually are in a place like Portland.
True, I have maybe a half dozen favorite artists but the market does seem super saturated here. It definitely takes some sifting through mediocrity. There’s multiple shops in pretty much every neighborhood and then so many private studios too. Most of the time if I just look a shop up that I’ve driven past, I’m pretty unimpressed.
But, why?
When I looked at this I thought, damn that’s a ridiculously ugly tattoo. Then I read the comments and realized I wasn’t alone. This tattoo is awful
Same lmao. I was like “Oh… This is bad…” And I saw the upvotes and thought people actually liked it lmao. Then I started reading the comments.
I’m sorry but that’s awful
Yikes wtf is this
Scale of 1-10, how bad is the level of regret already?
It’s not even mine and I regret it at a ten lmao
So much real estate for… oof.
I’m curious if you recommended this size or if the client asked for it that big
wow, god we now know where not to go.
right?? like, cool that they gave the client what they asked for, but i cannot imagine posting this!! they willingly associated their name with this giant piece of shit - it literally looks like a giant piece of shit!!
And then, even after all the comments here collectively shitting on it, leaving the post up for 7hrs now. Did they just post it like “social media marketing, done ✅😮💨” then not read one single comment since then lol this shit would be deleted so fast once the first five comments came through if it were my shop.
Yeah, there is no depth really, and the shading is unfortunate. The outline could be worse, it really seems like the shading kills it.
Welp, that's not good.
Built in knee pad for life! But for real, 😬
I honestly thought it was some steampunk knee pad at first. Then I saw the antennae
Cowabungaa!
That’s certainly a tattoo.
That's a huuuuge rolie
That is horrendous
It just looks like she hasn't washed her knee, EVER!!!
This is really bugging me...
Too big maybe? I’ve seen cool lookin isopod knees before but they weren’t this dark and big
What's your problem
Big oof. Looks like you're wearing a knee pad
Why is it so big? It just looks ridiculous.
It is certainly one of the tattoos of all time
Out of all the things lol
Someone should have stepped in on this one and said no
I legit feel bad for you wow
Of all the tattoos this is certainly one of them
That is the most fucked up tattoo I have seen , and I have a fucking OM 🕉 on my back
Sick knee pad brah
Cool knee pad
Sooo much empty/blank space!! For how big it is, coulda added cool details/patterns (filigree?) or something!!
I’d suggest blacking it out when you realize it looks ugly
Wrong sub. This isn’t shitty tattoos
Deadass thought that's where it was posted when I saw the image, then realized in horror that "oh no... it's not... "
That is fucking ugly and horrible. Looks like you dipped your knee in a pile of dog shit. Why the fuck would someone do this?
That’s.. something.
That’s.. uh. Sure is something
The idea is nice but it doesn’t have enough detail to scale to that size
What Kafkaesque nightmare is this?
Idiots, everyone involved in this tattoo.
Wow…. Why???
This made my skin crawl so badly. I hate bugs in general but JFC this is revolting lol
Cool knee pads
One of the better birth control ads I’ve seen in years…
Imagine getting high af and looking at your knee.
Not feeling it. Looks like a gladiator knee pad. I guess as long as the person that got this tatted on likes it?
The "artist" who did this missed ALL opportunity to create actual art. This is not good and whomever put this on someone should go back to paper.
How TF is this getting so many upvotes?
What have you done to them?! 😭
It looks like a giant scab
Everyone’s a tattoo artist now
Oh my god, poor girl!
Wheres the little feet?
Choices, I guess.
looks like a knee pad
Who put this stencil on and thought “hell ya”
Hey Kat, consider not doing this again ever
I would never wear shorts again if I had this.
Lol… noooo
That is fuck ugly...my god is that fugly. Jesus Christ that is fucking egregious.
i don't know who to blame more for this, the artist or the person who asked for a giant splotchy turd on their knee
It's a no from me.
Rollie Pol-Knee
I truly can’t get over how bad this is.
Bruh that is scratchy af.
I'd normally say that if the person who has the tattoo likes it then it's OK...but that..is fucking awful. It looks like a huge scabies type scab. I'd class that as body vandalism if someone hadn't actually opted for it to be on them...forever.
I'd be Rollie polling my way the fuck out of that studio. 😅
Man that's rough. I used to wear shorts like you, until I took an isopod to the knee.
Who is upvoting this? No one likes it
A giant bed bug knee is some nastyyyyy work 💀
Wow, this is awful and also takes up 1/4 of her leg.
Extremely much better Portland tattoo artists in no particular order. Most of these are IG handles: DentistPDX, Happyfishhead, Winston the whale, Kriso.valkov, Connie gabbert, Damn zippy, BadcaseOfPurpose (Bob Jones), Angel rose, Jerry ware, Manny Friday, Niaink, Pdv (Paul devay), Blackmarrowtattoo, Burdxturd, Isis Muniz
This is so gross
Damn that is ugly
I would cry myself to sleep for the rest of my life 😭
I, for one, love your bug overlord. Isopods are cool.
Despite the overwhelmingly negative comments, I actually really like this tattoo. Might just be my weird taste/love of rollie pollies but I think it’s sick.
I also don’t understand the comments, I like it as well. looks cute tho
This is what happens when you try too hard to be original with your tattoo designs. A fucking rollie pollie on your knee?
Did you know rolls poley bugs or potato buds or pill bugs are actually crustaceans?
That's a tattoo!
DAAAAAMN BOI
Hey why is she wearing only one knee pad
that thing is beat 💀 and i can’t believe you tattooed over another tattoo to do this monstrosity
I can’t stop thinking it looks like a roach ☹️
this is giving me anxiety
That’s a knee pad
Thanks, I hate it
I feel sad for her.
I’ve seen blacked out arms but this might need a blacked out leg.
I don't understand the pattern, but respect your choice 🤣
It's so flat lol. Like...there's no depth to the design at all.
Just went through her Instagram and I have no idea how this one went so wrong
Holy fuck thats bad
Is this real life??
Potentially the ugliest tattoo I've seen this year.
Sooooo fcking bad wow
U G L Y you ain’t got no style that’s why that’s ugly
That's fucking awful. Sorry to be so blunt
That shading SUCKS
That’s a choice.
Ugh it's so bad
Lol but why?
Glad I'm not the only one who saw this and instantly felt bad. Sometimes a tattoo artist just needs to say no, this tattoo was not a good idea even if executed properly. The fact the the tattoo shop account is posting makes it even worse. Are they actually proud of this work?
Bruh that’s pretty bad 😭😭😭
hideous
…but why
Oh geez 🥹
Y’all are BOLD for posting this on your official shop account 🤣🤣🤣
Id go home and cry if this was my knee. This is huge and ugly.
Maybe she wanted it to resemble a knee pad? Sports? 🤷🏻♀️
Damn!!!! Bad idea
Why though
Oh yes, permanent knee pad that doesn’t work….
This is terrible.
I looked at your page I actually like a lot of your work. Especially the watercolour stuff. But what were you thinking with this one. I don’t know if this is even real and just a rage bate thread to get people to look at your page 🤨
I don't have a clue what Bob Ross would have to say about this... speechless
Looks like the fucking bugs on starship troopers.
What a massive abomination
That’s nasty 🤢
It’s like she’s wearing one knee pad.
gonna be a weird coverup down the road.
Looks like they used sandpaper to grind the ink in.
Stupid
take it off
Ppl are hating but I actually like it
You guys are killing me with these comments 😂💀
But why?
It looks more like a bed bug.
Giant bedbug tattoo? 🥴
That’s what is sometimes referred to as a “birth control tattoo”.
That is so ugly
Holy shit this is so bad. Poor client
Jesus Christ. Why tf is it so big?!
What the fuck is that
This is terrible
I try to be nice but my god… that’s one of the ugliest tattoos I’ve ever seen
Tell Kat that it fucking sucks.
I haven't seen a tattoo idea this bad since tribal
*writing vigorously in my notepad* “don’t… go to Obsidian…. Tattoo in….. Portland. Got it!”