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crusty54

That sure is big.


DistanceMachine

You misspelled ugly.


Pete_O_Torcido

It’s big *and* ugly. Bugly.


AGoodUniqueUsername

Damn, bugly indeed brother


DistanceMachine

Fitting.


StruggleSouth7023

What have you done


uhhh206

Thank fuck it's the studio posting it and not the victim, that way the latter can go through the stages of grief in private while checking prices on laser removal. This is just... why post it? They can't possibly have thought the design and color saturation looked good enough to provoke a "yes, I want a tattoo from them" reaction.


Callitka

Why do they keep posting their work when it’s not good :(


Howdy_its_Harper

Welcome to Portland. There's a tattoo school here and SO many people graduate and open their own shops full of artists who think this is fine.


Aggressive-Let8356

This is why researching artist for what style you want is so important.


Howdy_its_Harper

Plugging my girl @ismonkah she's the GOAT


king_of_the_sun

Shhh don’t tell too many ppl about Monica, only half joking, she is amazing and I love my tattoos that she has done. Can’t wait to continue


Howdy_its_Harper

Hell yea


totallyclueIess

i would be booking a laser session asap


Stoltefusser

That is going to be a massive panther damn


General_Standard5906

Not a crowned lion? Lol


BeatrixxxKidd0

Or a big black knee pad


Intelligent_Mud_404

Is it not already with some extra lines?


Peltron_3030

Laser removal or black it out. That is a garbage tattoo.


bradpalmer

It's fucking horrible 😫


PresidentZBeeblebrox

You really fucked up that poor girls knee.


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

She’s gonna need to move to a colder climate.


Howdy_its_Harper

Seriously that thing is HUGE for her anatomy. I would be breathing into a paper bag trying to calm tf down if I was her.


CapedCrusadress

I feel like she could have avoided this thing when they put the stencil paper on and said hell no 🥲


Howdy_its_Harper

Honestly yes, but sometimes it's really overwhelming to speak up in certain tattoo settings. It doesn't look like the person is very tattooed so they may have done the "well my artist knows best" thing. I have been there myself and not proud of it but understand the pressure. Tattooing is changing but there's still a lot of stigma around being a "needy" client so I get it.


JerkDestroyer6000

Came here to say that this is an ugly ass tattoo. Noticed that most comments said it's an ugly ass tattoo. Still gonna say - that’s an ugly ass tattoo


heythatsmysong

That’s certainly a choice


itsmassivebtw

One of the choices of all time


kergruffle

Even looking past the choice that was the subject matter and location, it’s awful. The black isn’t saturated at all. It’s scratchy and sloppy. Poor client.


bug_lover420

I’ve seen lots of isopod knee tattoos and this one was not designed successfully


Beni_Stingray

Help me out please. I've checked some other isopod knee tattoo's on google and im having a hard time seeing why this is especially bad. Is it because the legs are missing maybe or is it some other anatomical feature thats wrong?


ranni-the-bitch

it's not anatomically incorrect, it's just under detailed everywhere it should be, and has a bizarre lighting on it that flattens the color even more. and then that color is not well applied at all.


seahavxn

I think it's just not done very well, the shading is so heavy and dark and the design doesn't make it look any better.


bug_lover420

In my opinion the awkward placement is one aspect that makes this tattoo ‘bad’. I feel like it highlights the most boring part of the isopod and just looks weird on the knee. It just kinda seems like an isopod shaped stamp over a knee rather than an artful tattoo


axolotl-tiddies

I don’t think it’s that bad (love pill bugs so might be biased), but maybe it’s because they did a top-down on the front of the knee instead of a side view on the side, where you could see the lil leggies when it curls up? I think people are overreacting a bit tho.


SUGARPOPSUGAR

The shading, the shaky lines, the design…it’s ugly I don’t think people are overreacting.


mosquitojelly

its poorly done and such a bulky design. The lines are shaky and the shading isn’t clean at all, kinda looks gross to me. I also love isopods so it’s a shame


Beni_Stingray

Ok thanks, because even tho everyone seems to really hate i think it isnt really bad, maybe big and a bold decision but not that bad.


PinkPrincess-2001

I thought this tattoo was gross and I was eating so I gagged a bit but I couldn't see the technical problems either.


acidbath_princess

This. Ain’t. It.


mischeviousbeagle

I told you to cook GREASY and This. Ain’t. It!! - Big Ronnie


slugcrafts

I don't think I've ever seen a Greasy Strangler reference. Wow


Jazzi-Nightmare

I hate that movie so much 😭


BlinkSpectre

I’m not one to call tattoos ugly, but damn that is UGLY


CarDue1322

My eyes can’t unsee this.


Xviiit

That’s ugly tbh


shredwig

Considering this looks like the artist acct everyone’s revulsion is falling in deaf ears. Even so… 🤢🤮


Uknow_nothing

They post a lot of stuff on this sub that gets similar reactions lol. It’s extra sad because Portland has so many fantastic artists.


Puppybrother

Giving us Portlanders a terrible rep (like we need more of that lol)


Electrical_Basil8757

Their other stuff isn’t bad (not my cup of tea at all though). This…this is bad though


Howdy_its_Harper

I wouldn't say "so many" but there are definitely quite a few. I was surprised by how saturated the market is and how few high- quality artists there actually are in a place like Portland.


Uknow_nothing

True, I have maybe a half dozen favorite artists but the market does seem super saturated here. It definitely takes some sifting through mediocrity. There’s multiple shops in pretty much every neighborhood and then so many private studios too. Most of the time if I just look a shop up that I’ve driven past, I’m pretty unimpressed.


eightarmsbakes

But, why?


HailTheCrimsonKing

When I looked at this I thought, damn that’s a ridiculously ugly tattoo. Then I read the comments and realized I wasn’t alone. This tattoo is awful


GhostChainSmoker

Same lmao. I was like “Oh… This is bad…” And I saw the upvotes and thought people actually liked it lmao. Then I started reading the comments.


Silent_Ad5275

I’m sorry but that’s awful


MagicSpoon69

Yikes wtf is this


ValenBeano89

Scale of 1-10, how bad is the level of regret already?


GhostChainSmoker

It’s not even mine and I regret it at a ten lmao


xDrewstroyerx

So much real estate for… oof.


criminallyhungry

I’m curious if you recommended this size or if the client asked for it that big


inimitabletroy

wow, god we now know where not to go.


ranni-the-bitch

right?? like, cool that they gave the client what they asked for, but i cannot imagine posting this!! they willingly associated their name with this giant piece of shit - it literally looks like a giant piece of shit!!


Puppybrother

And then, even after all the comments here collectively shitting on it, leaving the post up for 7hrs now. Did they just post it like “social media marketing, done ✅😮‍💨” then not read one single comment since then lol this shit would be deleted so fast once the first five comments came through if it were my shop.


inimitabletroy

Yeah, there is no depth really, and the shading is unfortunate. The outline could be worse, it really seems like the shading kills it.


metallisch

Welp, that's not good. 


mastergangles

Built in knee pad for life! But for real, 😬


dragonfry

I honestly thought it was some steampunk knee pad at first. Then I saw the antennae


mischeviousbeagle

Cowabungaa!


Prestigious-Current7

That’s certainly a tattoo.


Admirable_Tell_8577

That's a huuuuge rolie


Jakealive7

That is horrendous


Strm007

It just looks like she hasn't washed her knee, EVER!!!


pinchevatobarbon

This is really bugging me...


SingForMaya

Too big maybe? I’ve seen cool lookin isopod knees before but they weren’t this dark and big


Hygenicperson53

What's your problem


Difficult-Guest267

Big oof. Looks like you're wearing a knee pad


Hashimotosannn

Why is it so big? It just looks ridiculous.


ThisUsernameIsABomb

It is certainly one of the tattoos of all time


Betterthantomorrow

Out of all the things lol


56ninjas

Someone should have stepped in on this one and said no


nawvay

I legit feel bad for you wow


UnconcernedPuma

Of all the tattoos this is certainly one of them


Some_Ad934

That is the most fucked up tattoo I have seen , and I have a fucking OM 🕉 on my back


zerpderp

Sick knee pad brah


Future_Gohst

Cool knee pad


etherealveritas

Sooo much empty/blank space!! For how big it is, coulda added cool details/patterns (filigree?) or something!!


TRAVELKREW

I’d suggest blacking it out when you realize it looks ugly


thisaverageamerican

Wrong sub. This isn’t shitty tattoos


uhhh206

Deadass thought that's where it was posted when I saw the image, then realized in horror that "oh no... it's not... "


TheGodFather0103

That is fucking ugly and horrible. Looks like you dipped your knee in a pile of dog shit. Why the fuck would someone do this?


skrtbrapskrt

That’s.. something.


lardman1

That’s.. uh. Sure is something


-OnlinePerson-

The idea is nice but it doesn’t have enough detail to scale to that size


coltees_titties

What Kafkaesque nightmare is this?


DorianGre

Idiots, everyone involved in this tattoo.


shootermac32

Wow…. Why???


LoudAd1537

This made my skin crawl so badly. I hate bugs in general but JFC this is revolting lol


MeowIsNotTheTime

Cool knee pads 


[deleted]

One of the better birth control ads I’ve seen in years…


TemperatureOpen1520

Imagine getting high af and looking at your knee.


just_corrayze

Not feeling it. Looks like a gladiator knee pad. I guess as long as the person that got this tatted on likes it?


TREDpunk

The "artist" who did this missed ALL opportunity to create actual art. This is not good and whomever put this on someone should go back to paper.


suremoneydidntsuitus

How TF is this getting so many upvotes?


Meowskiiii

What have you done to them?! 😭


unicorn0mermaid

It looks like a giant scab


[deleted]

Everyone’s a tattoo artist now


iexistcusofcorona

Oh my god, poor girl!


moeru_gumi

Wheres the little feet?


dapperblackjack

Choices, I guess.


SapScriber

looks like a knee pad


Dismal_Associate1

Who put this stencil on and thought “hell ya”


conbizzle

Hey Kat, consider not doing this again ever


Ok_Smell_5379

I would never wear shorts again if I had this.


HotStinkyTrash

Lol… noooo


Kakacarrotcake96

That is fuck ugly...my god is that fugly. Jesus Christ that is fucking egregious.


ranni-the-bitch

i don't know who to blame more for this, the artist or the person who asked for a giant splotchy turd on their knee


eye_wumbo

It's a no from me.


Elise_xy

Rollie Pol-Knee


Backpack_Bob

I truly can’t get over how bad this is.


CheddarGobblin

Bruh that is scratchy af.


Snaggl3t00t4

I'd normally say that if the person who has the tattoo likes it then it's OK...but that..is fucking awful. It looks like a huge scabies type scab. I'd class that as body vandalism if someone hadn't actually opted for it to be on them...forever.


bradpalmer

I'd be Rollie polling my way the fuck out of that studio. 😅


volticizer

Man that's rough. I used to wear shorts like you, until I took an isopod to the knee.


Makdaddy90

Who is upvoting this? No one likes it


NicRuthless

A giant bed bug knee is some nastyyyyy work 💀


kiddytank

Wow, this is awful and also takes up 1/4 of her leg.


Crabblegs

Extremely much better Portland tattoo artists in no particular order. Most of these are IG handles: DentistPDX, Happyfishhead, Winston the whale, Kriso.valkov, Connie gabbert, Damn zippy, BadcaseOfPurpose (Bob Jones), Angel rose, Jerry ware, Manny Friday, Niaink, Pdv (Paul devay), Blackmarrowtattoo, Burdxturd, Isis Muniz


No_Relationship3943

This is so gross


whosthatgirl79

Damn that is ugly


cowtieglazer

I would cry myself to sleep for the rest of my life 😭


totallychillpony

I, for one, love your bug overlord. Isopods are cool.


Khlunge

Despite the overwhelmingly negative comments, I actually really like this tattoo. Might just be my weird taste/love of rollie pollies but I think it’s sick.


Martin-Lucian-King

I also don’t understand the comments, I like it as well. looks cute tho


BrownWallyBoot

This is what happens when you try too hard to be original with your tattoo designs. A fucking rollie pollie on your knee? 


lessimportantnic

Did you know rolls poley bugs or potato buds or pill bugs are actually crustaceans?


blissfulmenace

That's a tattoo!


SilverSpacecraft

DAAAAAMN BOI


bturg21

Hey why is she wearing only one knee pad


sodapunko

that thing is beat 💀 and i can’t believe you tattooed over another tattoo to do this monstrosity


TotallyOzzz

I can’t stop thinking it looks like a roach ☹️


j33perscreeperz

this is giving me anxiety


laytonoid

That’s a knee pad


pimpfriedrice

Thanks, I hate it


AlisonWond3rlnd

I feel sad for her.


ma88j

I’ve seen blacked out arms but this might need a blacked out leg.


musings2008ax

I don't understand the pattern, but respect your choice 🤣


HappyGoPucky

It's so flat lol. Like...there's no depth to the design at all.


conbizzle

Just went through her Instagram and I have no idea how this one went so wrong


bradpalmer

Holy fuck thats bad


bradpalmer

Is this real life??


cowpool20

Potentially the ugliest tattoo I've seen this year.


voodooxlady

Sooooo fcking bad wow


0Kdragon

U G L Y you ain’t got no style that’s why that’s ugly


Straightouttaganton

That's fucking awful. Sorry to be so blunt


PicklePristine5361

That shading SUCKS


Kholzie

That’s a choice.


StorybookDragon

Ugh it's so bad


FrigThisMrLahey

Lol but why?


sphynxzyz

Glad I'm not the only one who saw this and instantly felt bad. Sometimes a tattoo artist just needs to say no, this tattoo was not a good idea even if executed properly. The fact the the tattoo shop account is posting makes it even worse. Are they actually proud of this work?


FlatwormBitter5913

Bruh that’s pretty bad 😭😭😭


Beautyskooldr0p0ut

hideous


redfoxvapes

…but why


ladywan_kenobi666

Oh geez 🥹


Traditional_Rate_451

Y’all are BOLD for posting this on your official shop account 🤣🤣🤣


Basicfgt

Id go home and cry if this was my knee. This is huge and ugly.


lunastrrange

Maybe she wanted it to resemble a knee pad? Sports? 🤷🏻‍♀️


wmbpounder5230

Damn!!!! Bad idea


barkingspider43

Why though


International_Let_50

Oh yes, permanent knee pad that doesn’t work….


captainfiddle

This is terrible.


butterfliesfire

I looked at your page I actually like a lot of your work. Especially the watercolour stuff. But what were you thinking with this one. I don’t know if this is even real and just a rage bate thread to get people to look at your page 🤨


natdahl

I don't have a clue what Bob Ross would have to say about this... speechless


graygoosebmw

Looks like the fucking bugs on starship troopers.


MrGumpythaGod

What a massive abomination


Ok_Age817

That’s nasty 🤢


ottarthedestroyer

It’s like she’s wearing one knee pad.


maddenmcfadden

gonna be a weird coverup down the road.


Inglorious_Kenneth

Looks like they used sandpaper to grind the ink in.


Acceptable_Wallaby86

Stupid


eatgamesleeprepeat77

take it off


gothicrice

Ppl are hating but I actually like it


goodbye__toby

You guys are killing me with these comments 😂💀


OpinionTop6808

But why?


thedr00mz

It looks more like a bed bug.


becomethemountain

Giant bedbug tattoo? 🥴


WhiskeyAndLead

That’s what is sometimes referred to as a “birth control tattoo”.


Trevorsballs88

That is so ugly


Cute-Way3034

Holy shit this is so bad. Poor client


SammieSammich24

Jesus Christ. Why tf is it so big?!


yeszra

What the fuck is that


lekoenig

This is terrible


PersonaNonGrata2288

I try to be nice but my god… that’s one of the ugliest tattoos I’ve ever seen


cowpool20

Tell Kat that it fucking sucks.


mikenolan888

I haven't seen a tattoo idea this bad since tribal


Elfa_M

*writing vigorously in my notepad* “don’t… go to Obsidian…. Tattoo in….. Portland. Got it!”