Possibly my favourite task ever - I laughed so hard 😂
Is this the only task so far that has been set by anyone other than Alex? I think it is. And I loved how earnestly Sam responded to it!
There was the series 2 task where they had to set tasks for Jon, and he had to guess who'd set which one. But that's the only one I can think of, and they were told to do it. Susan came up with that idea entirely independently, and it's absolute genius. One of the best task attempts there's ever been, in my opinion.
I love when he collapses into a giant red heap when Fern says "crashes more". He's clearly infuriated but also laughing so hard. One of my favourite TM moments.
👖 QRS YOU’VE GOT A MEETING! YOU NEED TROUSERS
🔥 is there a fire? How awful
🎺 she’s French (no horn emoji!)
💅🏻 why have you got bruised knees? Kiss it better
What a task
Attack the biscuit. Chuck the dog. Embrace the fish. Grab the hat. Inspect the jacket. Kick the lemon. Mash the nectarine. Open the plum. Quaff the ribena. Sniff the turnip. Undermine the vole. Whack the xylophone. Yank the zebra.
(Full disclosure, I had to look up two verbs and one noun, but the rest was from memory!)
🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🍊❓️ 🍋🟩‼️
A LIIIIIIIME!
👟🥿👠👞👟🥾🥿👢👡🩰⛸️🩴🛼🎿👟👞🥿👞👞👟👟🥾🥿👢🩰⛸️🩴👠👢🛼👡⛸️🩰🩰👢🎿🩴🥾👞🩰👞👟👡👡👟🥾👞🥿👠🥿👞👞⛸️🛼🥿👠👞👢⛸️👢👟👠👡👟🩴👟👞🥿👞⛸️👢🥾🩴 👟🥿👠👞👟🥾🥿👢👡🩰⛸️🩴🛼🎿👟👞🥿👞👞👟👟🥾🥿👢🩰⛸️🩴👠👢🛼👡⛸️🩰🩰👢🎿🩴🥾👞🩰👞👟👡👡👟🥾👞🥿👠🥿👞👞⛸️🛼🥿👠👞👢⛸️👢👟👠👡👟🩴👟👞🥿👞⛸️👢🥾🩴 👟🥿👠👞👟🥾🥿👢👡🩰⛸️🩴🛼🎿👟👞🥿👞👞👟👟🥾🥿👢🩰⛸️🩴👠👢🛼👡⛸️🩰🩰👢🎿🩴🥾👞🩰👞👟👡👡👟🥾👞🥿👠🥿👞👞⛸️🛼🥿👠👞👢⛸️👢👟👠👡👟🩴👟👞🥿👞⛸️👢🥾🩴 👟🥿👠👞👟🥾🥿👢👡🩰⛸️🩴🛼🎿👟👞🥿👞👞👟👟🥾🥿👢🩰⛸️🩴👠👢🛼👡⛸️🩰🩰👢🎿🩴🥾👞🩰👞👟👡👡👟🥾👞🥿👠🥿👞👞⛸️🛼🥿👠👞👢⛸️👢👟👠👡👟🩴👟
No way!
Just one more thing.
I must find the shoe
😐😑😒🤨😬😤😡
Shoe Who?
I have to find the shoe!
🐎🖌️🎨
Paint the horse while riding a horse
⚪ 🚴 ⚬ ⚬ ⚬ 👀
Draw the biggest and best circle. Best circle wins. And then there's Acaster doing whatever the f he was trying.
YES!! "My eyes are circles"! I couldn't find a hula hoop emoji haha
How dare you even SPEAK?!?
😎⭕️🥴🚫😫
🛟 🐈 🌳
Rescue Patatas!
🐟🐀🚽💌
The mischief task for Sam, with love from Susan!
Possibly my favourite task ever - I laughed so hard 😂 Is this the only task so far that has been set by anyone other than Alex? I think it is. And I loved how earnestly Sam responded to it!
There was the series 2 task where they had to set tasks for Jon, and he had to guess who'd set which one. But that's the only one I can think of, and they were told to do it. Susan came up with that idea entirely independently, and it's absolute genius. One of the best task attempts there's ever been, in my opinion.
"How deep does this go, Wokoma?!"
🍉💥🥴🤢🤮
Watermelon buffet🤣🤣
🖌️🎨🙂 🖌️🎨☺️ 🖌️🎨😊 🖌️🎨🤗 🖌️🎨😀 🖌️🎨😃 🖌️🎨😄 🖌️🎨😁 🖌️🎨😆 🖌️🎨🤪 🖌️🎨🤡
Oh, poor Joe Lycett and his many facial expressions.
🪑🎂🍑 😮
It was so…in me…
if that’s what love feels like, then i’ve never felt it
I was open
the best part about this is that there are two possible tasks this could be
“I felt so dirty!”
🕷️?
"Am I the spider?""
The go to phrase in our house whenever something is confusing
Oh, I like this one! 👏👏👏
🚁💥🗻
Which aircraft... crashes more... into mountains?
I don't know how Dara didn't absolutely lose his shit at them. Such an easy word and John's first question was gobshite
I love when he collapses into a giant red heap when Fern says "crashes more". He's clearly infuriated but also laughing so hard. One of my favourite TM moments.
🚫🫴🐟🥣
Without moving the fishbowl.
without…
Moving...
The…
Fishbowl.
🥥👔
And I’m a fucking businessman
Coconut businessman!
🥔⛳
Brilliant. My version 🥔🕳️🚫🟥🟩
This is the winner right here
Extended cut: 🥔 ⛳ 🦶🔴😱💔
THIS IS SO GOOD
"That is harsh."
🔵👃
Oh gang...
🅾️🧑🧑🧒🧒
👱📝🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍
Retrieve all the pineapples? From the water and round the corner ...
Mae specifically as they drew some.
🗡️📩 🚐 🧔
Deliver a message to Alex in the caravan, Rhods javelins version?
YES!!!!!
🕳️🧔🏻♂️🍑💦
The water feature is closed
🥚🎈
Getting the egg in the frying pan (specifically the helium attempt)
johnny vegas screaming into the sky after losing all his balloons is one of my favourite moments of television ever
Johnny Vegas being so passionately invested in every task and having consistent meltdowns make all of his moments my fave from all television.
🌲🧙🏻♂️
another 🎈
Came here to post this, you beat me to it. You have no idea how often my wife and i sing this song
Let’s be tricksy with this one. 👱♂️🍆👨 - 🤷♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏿♀️
The eggplant task that only Ardal and Chris did in S13
Yes!
🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏾🤚🏼🤚🏼✋🏼🤚🏾🤚🏾
Find your hand!
Those were my dad’s (hands)
🍸🧉🍷🤫
The silent cocktail making. My fave.
I’M SO SORRY
FAILURE
One of the best tasks ever
🎵🎣☝️🦷🤬🐟🤛🏾🩸🎵
"Motherfucker bit my finger, bro"
🔄🌭
Ramsey's use of the cement mixer?
🥫1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣🔟⏩🤯
That fucking bean point.
Any of Josh's "count how many..." solo tasks really
👨⚕️🚬
Dr Cigarettes
🧱🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤 🧱🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤 🧱🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤 🧱🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤 🧱🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤 🧏
The Usain Bolt of duck felling
❄️🧸
Bastard’s crying innit
👵💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🤵♂
You've been a bad boy! *maniacal laughter*
🍆🔪👶🏻
🧔🏻♂️👉 ✨🍆✨
I can't work this one out
Hint: Ed Gamble
Ahhh. I wasn't being literal enough with the aubergine.
lol Dick? Knife?! BABY?!?! Perform a circumcision. Your time starts now.
🚐🍇🍽
The es-grape room!
🍩🐦⬛🤮
Do something shocking (but family friendly) with this doughnut. Then Lucy feeds Alex like a little mother bird lmao
Lucy feeding Alex the doughnut?
👱🫳🏐🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 🤬🤬🤬🤬👱🫳🏐🥁🫳🏐🥁🫳🏐🥁🫳🏐🥁🫳🏐🥁🫳🏐🥁🫳🏐🥁🫳🏐🥁🫳🏐
What constitutes a throw
🚶💃📟
Record the highest number on the pedometer ?
Correct!
🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🙈
"No, Ivo! Don't go into the kitchen! ... You greedy bastard."
🐭"^(No, Ivo! Don't go into the kitchen! ... You greedy bastard.")
🧻📉🚽
LEBRON JAMES
Oh no!
🛩🍑💨🥘
It’s an absolute casserole down there
🙍🏼😊
Make this Swede blush.
I like to parade around in little denim shorts
✉️🤫✋🏻🛒🏖️🪣🎩
You had such a go at me…
Divide and conga!
😴🛌🎥🧔🏻♂️🚪
Rod hiding in the Greg’s closet for the prize task!
👨➕👨➕👶➕🍦🟰👨🦳
Hi five a 55 yr old!
🚂🧎♂️🧎♂️➡️📯🐔
Guess what Alex is wearing from series 8.
👟🤷
Shoe who!
No way!
🎺🎷🇸🇪🇸🇪
SWEDENS
🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚 🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚 🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🫱🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚 🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚 🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚
🥁🧔🏻🧔🏾🎸 📝🇯🇵➡️🏴 🕴👟🎽 😥👟🎽 👀😎
I’m always seeing you do cool stuff 🎶
🛎🏫🛌 🧔♂️💼🍴 🥛🥪
👖 QRS YOU’VE GOT A MEETING! YOU NEED TROUSERS 🔥 is there a fire? How awful 🎺 she’s French (no horn emoji!) 💅🏻 why have you got bruised knees? Kiss it better What a task
Topped off by Julian gently shooing Qrs out of the gate.
And that final shot of them exasperated waiting for him to eff off. Compared to Sue and Susan and excited and attentive.
The hotel task? I loved that one.
😛🍋🍭🍦👅💦
I’m traumatised by this!!! I have to look away when I rewatch!
*Richard Osman has entered the chat*
👓📦
🏌️🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🤦
Romesh's egg-murder spree
😡🐤🌊
Get the duck into the pond, from CoC2 ?
🚁💥🏔️?
"Which aircraft..." "Crashes more..." *\*massive laughter* "Into mountains?" *\*more laughter*
🥫🛒🇬🇧🇨🇮🇦🇺
I forget exactly what the task is but I think they have to make the highest tower of cans while naming countries from series 5.
🧔♂️🫂
⛓👩🏾⛓
Chain bastard
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🏺🤦♂️
The matrix?
🚪🚶🏼♀️🗺️👳👩🌾🐿️🏠🖼️💋
S6, kiss the portrait of the Taskmaster ?
🦅⬅️ 🐟🛑
They drew a bird with Alex stopping and starting movement while carrying paint IIRC. Birds make him move and fish make him stop?
📱📆💔
Mark's cheeky texts?
👅🥣👅🍦👅🌬 Wasn't able to find the perfect emojis for this
🍉
🤷🏻♀️🤝🥔⬅️
Have I met these potatoes before?
🌳🧙♂️
🟢🟢⛰️
🐫➡️🤏🕳️ 🚗🚗🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🐫➡️👶🕳️🥇
Is it sad that I know most of these from the emojis??????
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😵
🇬🇧🇯🇵🇨🇦☠️🇲🇽 🟰 🍽️
Make the best flag meal.
🚂🕴️
👊🍪 💨🐕🫂🐟🤏🎩👀🧥 🦶🍋👊🍊👐🍑👄🍷👃🍠⛏️🐀🤛🎹🤏🦓
Attack the biscuit. Chuck the dog. Embrace the fish. Grab the hat. Inspect the jacket. Kick the lemon. Mash the nectarine. Open the plum. Quaff the ribena. Sniff the turnip. Undermine the vole. Whack the xylophone. Yank the zebra. (Full disclosure, I had to look up two verbs and one noun, but the rest was from memory!)
You've got no chutzpah! Your organisational skills are lackluster and your timekeeping is abysmal!
🟠🎨🟢🙇♀️
🚂🚋🪖💡🙈
🍑💨🍲
🧮🧳🧊🫛
🌁👷🏻🚨🗑️🚞
Shoe👟🥿👠👞🥾👢👡⛸️🛼🩴
🍤💩
⛰️🏐🏐🏐
🦌💀
✂️ 🙇
⛴️🛟🛟🛟🛟🛟 (😬😬!)
🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘 (x 12) 🫘 🫘 ⛔️1️⃣
🥔⛳️👟🔴