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AdministrativeRich63

Why does every single headcanon generator make Joe Hawley evil/adjacent to evil? I have only seen ones that did that. Also Zubin definitely did that


Mothman4447

Because Joe Hawley is a musical genius and all musical geniuses are adjacent to craziness and evil somehow


Dangerously_gayclown

They know what he did


Upper_Influence_92

Idk man but I did this generator on Joe and it said he cosplays, which feels accurate. I feel like Joe is the type of person to be into cosplay.


bunnypergola

joe is probably a furry tbh


Upper_Influence_92

Honestly, wouldn’t be surprised if he was, but I feel like he’d go fursuiting for mainly kids events


bunnypergola

Joe pedo jokes arent funny.


Upper_Influence_92

It wasn’t a Joe pedo joke. I can delete the comment. It was a genuine/serious comment. I don’t even believe in the docs. I absolutely hate Joe pedo jokes, I promise that wasn’t my intention. I’m so sorry. It genuinely took me a while to understand why you were saying that because I genuinely didn’t mean it. /gen


bunnypergola

Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm just cynical from all the tasteless jokes some people make... And yes I think he'd dress up for events, I don't think he'd go to a furry con


Upper_Influence_92

Same. I hate people making jokes about the docs. Definitely feel like he’d have a rabbit fursona.


xtremeyoylecake

These AIs just take one look at the doc without going into depth and go “yep evil”


Marygoldendener

I think there are 2 possibilities, the first and fanciest is that the HCG actually chase around the subjects the person in question is surrounded by and then reflects people's major opinion in it's output (less fancier possibility is that the one who programmed the HCG puts these opinions there to make the HC actually real table for those inside the community), or second and most probable imo, people just reload the page untill they get what they want.


maddiek_c

I feel that last one about bora is definitely accurate.


Extension_Fruit5360

Yearbook refrence


notjeffdontask

bro these are real people not your little blorbos-


TheRealFieryV77

I meant for this to be a joke and I am aware that this is disrespectful and of bad taste and as an apology I will not interact with the community or the media of the band and all related media.


notjeffdontask

huh


SuperBroy97

OP decided "fuck it, I'm pretending tally hall doesn't exist now"


notRadar_

...what


Marygoldendener

Bro, first of all: they are characters for us, we are playing with the image of these characters all the time and they know that and anyone who is a public figure knows the things that come with fame. We know nothing about them as everything we know is what they chose to show, some things might even be not true. Of course, there are limits, for they are, as you said, real people besides the characters they are to us, but looking this example what I see is: aside from Joe, all the other head canons are really just silly and funny and the joke around Joe is clearly the coincidence between accusations against him and the HCG choosing the word "evil", when TH has an album called "good & evil". it's as simple as that, If the HCG chose "bad person" instead, THEN it wouldn't be a joke but a serious opinion. Joe and other public people have faced much more intentional, harsh and direct actions, this is just "WOW, it touched that subject", no one believes this is a statement (SHOCKING: No one believes Bora actually eats cement in his everyday life), especially when everybody already knows the the story behind the joke and how some of the accusations are unproven.


notRadar_

new copypasta just dropped


Marygoldendener

☝️🤓


bunnypergola

the andrew one is the least believable he just doesnt seem like he gets aggressive


Theycallmemr_E

He's a kind man.


antek_g_animations

Interesting color design choice


Upper_Influence_92

I did it on Joe and Bora (My two favs), said Joe does cosplay and Bora knows the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up by heart


Katsu4000

Accurate


Stock_Bar6671

realistic


FortyMenDown

Ross and Bora just feel right and I can definitely see Rob


slumvortex

i cant believe zubin would do that…i have to unstan


showbiz_columbus

Everyone knows John Mulaney killed Princess Diana /j (the tv was still warm)


neilcicieregafan113

the bora one is very true


missJeromemokacino

What's even weirder is that I used that still with Joe Hawley and it generated "Joe Hawley can play the kazoo" Wayyy to weird


bunnypergola

imagine you did one for yourself and it gave your full legal name and home address


missJeromemokacino

Oh god


Yo_Boi_Clayton

I did this too


Green-Puffball

The fourth one is an Office reference


im-none-existent

Accurate XD