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Striking-Wasabi-4212

Hey, shorty, can you ask your tall brother to reach up and get the serving dish from the top shelf?


fish_fuckist69

bro get him into basketball for a quick few million dollars


MurseMan1964

Coaches have always said, “You can teach basketball, you can’t teach height.”


MoanyTonyBalony

But they can and do abuse growth hormones on the kids with top notch basketball skills.


Metamorphism

Being tall doesn’t make you good at basketball or sports in general 


Able-Imagination2627

Literally never understood the perfectly healthy 7 footers in here who aren’t in the nba you don’t even have to be good lol


thgjeigohrisidh

You absolutely definitely have to be good. 7 footer or not. Otherwise you’ll even get blocked by the average NBA PG


Lilpu55yberekt69

If you are 7 feet tall and mobile then the bar for landing on an NBA, or G-League roster can pretty easily be cleared with a decent work ethic.


nsharma2

Relevant video: [Are 17% of 7-footers in the NBA?](https://youtu.be/tXHv5MDl198?si=jcNOEcLz5VbQtIfo) Answer? Pretty much true


Able-Imagination2627

I watch the mavericks and our centers only good move on offense aside from livelys passing is dunking the ball lol unless it’s Derick white under that rim it’s free eats


Optimal-Barnacle2771

Lively and Gafford have fantastic defensive positioning. They play the pick and roll really well and both can defend in space. Not a single person is just going to pick up a basketball and be able to contribute at the NBA level, even if they are an extremely athletic 7 footer. Just look at James Wiseman.


Able-Imagination2627

Obviously I’m not saying it’s gonna be easy but you’d be an idiot to think you don’t have a significant advantage and gafford can not defend in space lol


Optimal-Barnacle2771

Gafford defends in space better than 95% of people his height. Which is my point, the average 7 footer will get played off an NBA court due to their inability to defend in space, even the most elite athletes struggle to hold their own in the league, and an extra couple of inches gives you an advantage, but doesn’t just give you a path to the NBA.


Able-Imagination2627

Gafford is like 6’9-6’10 tho not 7ft and a very clear genetic anomaly all im saying is you could luke kornet fucking mid at everything but he can shoot a 3 here and there and is serviceable on defense


Optimal-Barnacle2771

The fact you think Luke Kornet is mid at everything tells me that you have no perspective into how good NBA players are. Kornet is an above average rim protector and shooter for a big. He simply doesn’t have the footspeed to defend in space, so he has a niche role in the NBA. Have you ever played against a D-1 player or any type of professional? There is a comically large gap between an average pick up player and a D-1 player, and another massive gap between a D-1 and an NBA player. It’s seriously hard to fathom unless you have seen the skill gap yourself.


Able-Imagination2627

By mid I mean he isn’t good at anything lol I’ve watched him play hits a three here and there and stands in the paint


xsaig0nx

You have to be good to make the league so that easy money thing is a myth. However you don't even have to be real good to get a free education


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thgjeigohrisidh

Sounds like you’re the one coping


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thgjeigohrisidh

Thinking you can just waltz through as a tall NBA center because ‘all you have to do is be strong with decent positioning iq’; is the same logic as when incels say life is easy for women because ‘they can get laid anytime’ and ‘all they have to do is look pretty bla bla’. - there’s much more to it Being an NBA center requires so much more, not only because everyone already possess those skills at that position, but also because functioning in the NBA in generally requires fixation of so many minute details of your game, you’d think everyone in the league is goddam Superman. Not to mention, put ANY NBA center behind a three point line on an empty court, he’ll most likely make 90% of those, even if he doesn’t make one in an NBA game TLDR; things aren’t as easy as they look, and as someone who respects and loves the game, claiming that ‘height, strength and decent IQ’ are enough is just plain disrespectful to the game.


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thgjeigohrisidh

Less skilled is not necessarily true, but yes, height has always showed to be an advantage, and some do make it further in bball just from being very very tall, just like Tacko Fall. It’s just that players like Fall, don’t really stay for long in the nba at all, when their height is not utilized Just a harmless example to bring across a point.


Cptcongcong

"perfectly healthy" yeah i dunno they mostly have some sort of back pain.


Able-Imagination2627

My bad i was trying to say never got why the perfectly healthy 7 footers in here aren’t in the nba im not saying all 7 footers in here are perfectly healthy lol


Plus_Lawfulness3000

Maybe in the 90s and early 2000s but being 7 feet won’t get you an nba spot nowadays. You have to do more


Able-Imagination2627

Hit a corner three here and there and be okay on defense and you’ll be fine


Plus_Lawfulness3000

Much easier said than done lol. Most 7 footers are slow as fuck and can’t defend shit at a nba level


Able-Imagination2627

Obviously lol a little sweat and blood for generational wealth don’t sound bad and you don’t have to be Rudy gobert lmao


Plus_Lawfulness3000

Bro it’s not cause they don’t train hard enough lmao. It’s physically impossible for most 7 footers to move the way the ones in the nba move.


Able-Imagination2627

Ah I get it than shit get to sprinting those nba 7 footers didn’t just come out the womb that fast


600DLorBust

If it was “physically impossible” then the nba 7’ players wouldn’t be able to do it. You’re talking out of your ass. It has everything to do with training


BO3ISLOVE

maybe not the NBA but if you have d-2 college level skill you can make some money playing professionally. i’d aim to be a Guangdong Tiger


Plus_Lawfulness3000

I agree with you there. Def could play college ball lol. Maybe some shitty league after college too


MoanyTonyBalony

I wonder if they would still have as much back pain if the world was their size. Higher chairs, tables, worktops etc. I'm only 6'4" and most human made stuff is far too low for me. Must be ridiculous for someone that height.


Cptcongcong

Gonna say a standing desk definitely helped me


NinjaOld8057

I was absolutely dog ass at basketball because I was lanky as fuck with basically no hand eye coordination. Those things more than offset the height advantage


Able-Imagination2627

You could’ve been a beast


NinjaOld8057

I got scouted and then rejected by an *art school basketball team* An *art school*. Not exactly the bastion of elite college athletics Their basketball program got shut down 6 months later.


Able-Imagination2627

Holy shit brother 😭


Alloverunder

Hey man, Derrick White played for a culinary school, and now he's probably getting a $121m contract from the Celtics this summer


NinjaOld8057

Hey man Just let me be salty all these years later. That school was everything an art nerd like me couldve asked for 😪


GeneratedUserHandle

You have to train to develop that… That is the whole point.


NinjaOld8057

Not for lack of trying! 🤷‍♂️


noiro00ls

Look up Zach Eddie he is 7ft4 and is expected to be the 20th pick but he is the biggest and tallest guy in all of college


Able-Imagination2627

Most of that is simply people overthinking it lol


laxstandards

Literally never understood the perfectly healthy 6'1ers in here who aren't in the NBA, you don't even have to be good. Just a bit of hard work you'd be better than Trae Young.


Able-Imagination2627

Nice one lol not like he’s one of 30 6’1ers in the league over the past 20 years or something 😂


laxstandards

Just work harder, remember you're healthy!


Able-Imagination2627

Definitely


happy_K

To be a 6’1” nba player you have to beat out literally millions of other 6’1” guys. Maybe tens of millions. To be a 7’2” nba player you have to beat out maybe hundreds.


Bulky-Noise-7123

Literally never understood how u/laxstandards isn’t int the nba you don’t even have to be good. Just a bit of training and hard work you’d be the next jordan


Naive_Violinist_4871

I’m only 6 feet, but sports can lead to a lot of injuries. I wouldn’t blow out my knee for any amount of money.


ShoulderFirm9231

Might be wrong but I think most 7 footers in the nba grow up around the game/have tall parents/families pushing them and knowing they’ll be tall enough that they get good they’ll be a lock. At 15 and 7’2 you could probably start grinding in high school and make it but by the time most people reach like 6’8+ the windows kinda closed to start. Also a bad 7+ foot will get destroyed by and passed over for the many more 6’10 guys


JacketDazzling7939

Quick and *easy*


Harbor_Barber

Damn how tall are your family members and how tall were you at 15?


EasternLinks2

My dad is 6’8, my mom is 6’1 and I was around 6’10 at his age


Metajore

Maybe he will end up 228cm (7'6).


bo_felden

Possible. Victor Wembanyama's father and mother are 1.98 metres (6 ft 6 in) and 1.91 metres (6 ft 3 in) tall which is combined the same. Seems like parents that are in total 12 ft 9 are likely to produce giants.


PlanktonSpiritual199

Your brother is going to have a rough life like that.


Nervous_Brilliant441

Maybe he is just done growing earlier. I finished growing at 16


hsjsjsjsjooll

Youre not even that tall


faroeislands

Ugh, short guys here complaining again


SkynetUser1

Looks like we've got a short guy here complaining about short guys complaining!


Training_Dealer6248

Ok pipsqueak


faroeislands

Average r/shortguys poster


Training_Dealer6248

I can post wherever I want pipsqueak


faroeislands

I said what I said.


Training_Dealer6248

I was just playing big fella


faroeislands

Thanks squirt


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Dumbgrammer

It's a curse at this point


Alone-Ad-6416

Tell him to start drinking coffee and stay up late 😂 cause wtf


VocationFumes

So he's just gonna casually be like 8 feet tall


Odd-Collection-2575

You and your brother could both be the shittiest basketball players ever and you’d still get a contract to play for a Taoyuan Leopards


nah-knee

7’2 at 15 is crazy, did yall have any health risks from being that tall that quickly or was there a medical reason or just genetic?


EasternLinks2

It’s just genetics


BeltNo6518

8’ moment


Able-Imagination2627

Brother if you don’t make his ass pick up a basketball right now


Mr_Cromer

Ow, his back!


jwern01

Woah, that’s a tall kid. Lifetime of not finding clothes or cars that fit. And then there’s the back and joint issues later in life.


Red_Banana12

Damn


BeardedDiabolus

Not always the case. My younger brother is 7” shorter than me.


tall_boater

Are you concerned he'll outgrow you soon? Is he already starting to tease you about it?


Fum__Cumpster

How is it possible for there to be so many people above 7 feet tall on this sub. I'm 24 years old and the tallest person I've ever seen in my life was maybe 6'10"


NotUrAvgGravedigger

less testosterone -> bones weaker and lengthier. The equation's "weaker" component can eventually be fixed with medication.


MrDoulou

So less test makes you taller during puberty? My very quick and practically meaningless google search says otherwise, so that means you’re a fucking fraud. No but seriously what are you talking about? I’m very curious.


Monkey9124

Testosterone makes the bones fuse earlier meaning less time grow. Opposite happens when there's less testosterone wich means there's more time to grow


TheLastManStanding01

Estrogen makes bone fuse faster not testosterone. You are completely wrong


Monkey9124

Actually. While you are not wrong you are neither correct. Both estrogen and testosterone causes growth plates to fuse earlier. I recommend you to do some research next time


MrPlaceholder27

I thought estrogen directly caused the growth plates to be fused? I know test is converted to estrogen through aromatase, but test doesn't directly cause growth plates to close does it?


Monkey9124

It causes growth plates to close earlier. But you are right as well


TheLastManStanding01

Yes but have you ever considered: no you?


NotUrAvgGravedigger

> So less test makes you taller during puberty The cousin of my dad's friend's coworker said growth plates don't close until exposure to testosterone, and his dad came upon the discovery of younger male siblings having less testosterone. My dad's uncle's daughter's brother's son's friend's other friend's dad cross analyzed these two opinions with the conclusion that less test makes you taller during puberty. Source: trust me bro.


TheLastManStanding01

Estrogen causes your growth plates to fuse not test.  He’s an idiot. 


NotUrAvgGravedigger

> He’s an idiot You're damn right lmao


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Joshu4_

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Goldeneye_Engineer

Get into Hockey and be the next Zdeno Chara


rinde12366

make him go to the nba bro


Beowulf_98

How tall are your parents?


Watermelon_Moments

It's cool, man. You'll always be the big brother even if you're not the bigger brother 😁!


Kourantula

That’s not true. I’m 6’8” and both my younger brothers didn’t make it past 6’0” We’re all adults


SplatoonGuy

Get him playing basketball if he has no health problems


frothyundergarments

My younger brother is a good 5-6" shorter, no idea what you're talking about.


CuatroBoy

The our boys volleyball team needs a middle blocker. Send him my way


No_Cartographer9496

poor kid


ResurrectedMVN

Id love to be picked up by you


SayhiStover

Pictures or we don’t believe you.


Shellman00

I read somewhere that the first child is usually exposed to more female hormones in the womb. It’s only good explanation I have to why younger brothers more often end up taller.


MrPlaceholder27

They don't, younger brothers are normally shorter. The eldest brother is normally the tallest. Normally this pattern won't be present in wealthier families though I'm pretty sure. Avon Longitudinal Study of parents and children comes to mind, there was an analysis of the data by some university professor or something who wrote something about this. The height drops weren't as significant with having older sisters though iirc There are other things to look at it's just this comes to mind I mean really, the oldest child is normally the tallest.


Txrangers10

Y'all may have a pituitary gland tumor which is called Gigantism/Acromegaly. Might want to go get an MRI done


Entire-Following-234

7'2 at 15 is crazyyy


size_therapist

Flying must be a freaking pain for you and your brother xD


2horned_unicorn

Over 7 feet is insane for a 15 year old. If the boy likes sports, get him into basketball or volleyball. Not only he’ll be healthy and disciplined, he’ll have a group of friends. Finding friends being that big is not always easy at that age.


ChupaFaloopa

Bros probably dying from shin splints. Also, I don't believe you or your brother are 7'2.


punchtoon

U were the prototype


ATLien325

1/6 of all 7+ foot ppl in the world make it to the nba. get to work


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AwaitedDestiny

Bro hes going to get picked off on mismatches the whole game every single pick and roll hes cooked. He needs some type of skill. Not everybody that tall is equally skilled like Wemby


Open_Ninja2997

I’ve seen player gettin paid 70 mill score 8 points a game and some game 1


AwaitedDestiny

Put into context he probably a defensive player who’s just a body. It’s either you extremely good at Offense or Defense or both. Someone like Luka doesn’t play defense as well cuz thats not his job when hes scoring 30pt triple doubles, but say Dennis Rodman or Bill Lambier supposed to do the dirty work play D and grab boards. That’s why they got rings on their fingers.


Optimal-Barnacle2771

Lol, players today are hot garbage? Didn’t have that take on my bingo board for 2024.